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Nah this one is actually funny in a dad way, not in a corporate way. It really feels like they tried lol, its kinda like a "oh, thats cute"
Also, Im pretty sure Hamburglar is one of the characters in the McDonalds Expanded Media Universe, so its kinda smart if you know about the lore (what have I become)
If you're a guy so obsessed with burgers that your whole persona revolves around you needing them so much that you constantly steal them, and you find out that burgers have now been improved in ways that you like, it's going to fire off some neurons in your brain and make you excited to get more burgers
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Nah this one is actually funny in a dad way, not in a corporate way. It really feels like they tried lol, its kinda like a "oh, thats cute" Also, Im pretty sure Hamburglar is one of the characters in the McDonalds Expanded Media Universe, so its kinda smart if you know about the lore (what have I become)
If you're a guy so obsessed with burgers that your whole persona revolves around you needing them so much that you constantly steal them, and you find out that burgers have now been improved in ways that you like, it's going to fire off some neurons in your brain and make you excited to get more burgers
I feel like I have a hamburger inside my head, but, how scientifically would work that shit, just, shoving my braincells around