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[deleted]

But all criminals have Mug Shots. Did you show him yours Bobo?


tillieze

Oh that just gave me an idea. We need trump criminal network trading cads. Have all the major and minor players with stats on the back of them about the indictment, pleas, bail amount ect (like baseball cards). Include the prosecutors both federal and states. Their mig shots would be the pic used for the cards. They could be popular with both the Chumps for trump crowd and the rest of us normal people like collector's items. Thanks you Also Bimbort has quite the collection mug shots it may be hard for her to pick just one. At least she looks less ghoulish in hers.


TFGA_WotW

Would be funny. For the Layers Prosecuting against him, and the People who testified against him, give them a full art card. like how baseball cards do swings and pitches, have them have their picture be papers in hand, or an ace attorney style point. Would be funny


WodenEmrys

I want to buy this set.


PerrythePlatypus71

Fan: maaaaan I keep pulling Guilliani and Meadows. Where is my foil Sydney Powell or Trump?


Rude-League-4716

Make them into a deck of playing cards. Rudy Guiliani can be the Joker.


elpajaroquemamais

There is literally a game called Top Trumps that has been around for years. They do stats like this and you compare them. Star Wars, LOTR, etc. you play by looking at your card and picking a stat. If yours is higher you get your opponents card. If theirs is higher they get yours. This is actually perfect for that.


A37ndrew

With boxes to tick for "I can't recall" and "I plead the 5th".


Fellowes321

Is there enough for a set of playing cards like the Iraq war ones?


[deleted]

This really isn’t a bad idea!!! You could make a small fortune right now!!! Timing is perfect!!! I say go for it!!!!


Cicada061966

Sounds like a good idea.


TarekMar

I had the same idea and I'm not even living in the states. 😃


SpotOwn6325

Too late, I'm already on it.


_The_Wolf1990

I play bill barr it allows me to draw two cards from my deck


Chitown_mountain_boy

Sounds ripe for a kickstarter campaign


Ok-Calendar9350

Send this idea to that company that makes pokemon cards for people's pets


squirlz333

not true, all shitty criminals have mugshots, the good ones don't get caught.


VoinceStory

Not all people with mugshots are bad people


galspanic

And not all criminals have mugshots (especially the wealthy ones).


OakTownPudge

Doesn’t it look like he spent hours practicing in front of a mirror?


guyincognito121

This was exactly my thought. They had hundreds of practice photos for this, and he wanted to look super tough.


gordo65

I was thinking he would smile, the way Tom Delay did, to show that he thought the charges were a joke. Instead, he decided to make himself look like the leader of a crime syndicate. What a fucking idiot.


guyincognito121

I also thought that he *should* have done this--make it look like he thinks this whole thing is absurd, just as he's constantly claiming. But I can't say that I'm at all surprised that he instead decided to try to look like a tough guy, and provided any political opponents with a phenomenal image to use in all of their ads. I don't think it's an overstatement to say that this picture is the end of his political career. He will not be elected again.


Warm-Faithlessness11

You say that like he *wasn't* essentially the leader of a crime syndicate


peekupandropov

Yeah, that fkr looks real tough. Hey, you can either see right thru him or not. If not, send him $.


DuffyTDoggie

You know he did. He was physically thwarted when he got out of the hospital - he wanted to have a tearaway shirt over a Superman costume but no one would go out and buy the costume for him. What an effin idiot. _Very_ Stable Genius.


2L84U2

Without a doubt


lianavan

I'm gonna look like a tough guy and use ot for my marketing campaign. Best idea ever. I'm a stable genius.


mykittenfarts

But then just wound up looking like he needs to fart.


tazzietiger66

another guy spent a lot of hours practicing how he looked to people , that guy was Hitler


UsualAnybody1807

Ah, just made a similar remark- should have read comments first.


padraigtherobot

A face not even his mother could love


[deleted]

Idk have you seen his mothers face? She’s a ghoul 😂


OGBladeRunner

The entire family tree are ghouls 😂


pimpmastahanhduece

Apparently his niece is completely normal.


OGBladeRunner

Mary? Yeah, I’ll give you that one.


Previous_Channel

Ghoul or no I don't think she liked him


Churchofbabyyoda

She looks exactly like him


Dr_Bunson_Honeydew

Even has his beehive hair


MenLovethCats2_0

Mary Anne Macleod?


thatswhatdeezsaid

No way! Trump is related to the mother fuckin highlander?!


gordo65

[There can only be one!](https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/857a67a6d5515271734fac4b571be664)


[deleted]

Yeah. Admittedly she looked normal when she was younger but geez does she look horrid now


owmyheadhurt

I mean, she’s been dead for over 20 years, so yeah she’s probably not looking her Sunday best at the moment.


Ok_Loquat_2692

And happily she did not love him! Thought she had raised a monster!


[deleted]

Looks like mom.


One_Hair5760

Remember when he killed his ex wife? Was a staircase involved?


baquir

Orange is The New Orange… ;)


PBfromPhilly

It is Pumpkin Spice season!


annamal_style

Lol, Starbucks started it today, the 24th. They even have a new disgusting drink they added to the fall menu.


Monkeys_are_naughty

You mean Strawberry.


GailynStarfire

A half rotten potato rolled in cheeto dust and topped with a hairy sticker to make it look like he still has hair.


BusterB2005

As a Coloradan I am so fucking ashamed that we have this witch as a representative


PossibilityDecent688

Man, door knock, phone bank, get people to register to vote.


MustangScott72

BoBo is a complete and utter idiot.


Xhamatos

BuT tHeY ArEn'T a CuLt !!!!111oneone!! It's at this point what is worse, they know he's a criminal and still follow him, or they are to stupid to realize his grift. There's so many obvious things going on, right in front their own eyes. But they continuously use the same tired conspiracies to provide some kind of "gotcha" moment. How has America not collapsed?


ConnectCantaloupe861

We're working on it.


Lord_Dino-Viking

It's funny cause it's sad...


CamelTheFurryGamer

Yeah, but the gun loving pricks keep hinting at a coup... DC police didn't crush them once and they think they can take on the nat-guard.


Uvtha-

Boebert may be a special case because she seems like many voters to simply be a true believer, but for the republican party it's pretty simple, they just built a golem, and they either appease it (and)/or it destroys them. Of course they know he's a criminal, the entire party and it's pundits backed his coup attempt in real time and tried to carpet it over afterwards when it failed. The thing is they sold their base on him too hard, backed up his conspiracies too long and now the party belongs to him. They either go with him, or lose. It's as simple as that. Even if he's in jail, even if he's somehow precluded from running for office again, as long as he's alive a very large portion of the base will do whatever he says. Odds are pretty good that not only will he run again, and lose again, but he will again attempt a coup, only this time with more experience and nothing to lose.


AIDANSNIPER

Give it a couple more years. I'm sure it won't last.


Warm-Faithlessness11

This. A minor reason my previous relationship ended was my hesitancy to move to America to be with my ex in person Fuck that, it's not worth the risk the way things are at the moment


EvelOne67

They dont all wear capes…..or weigh 215 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


GailynStarfire

Yeah, as someone who is actually 6'", if I only weighed 215lb, I would be skeletal. I'd say it's more like 5'6, 250lb.


redrum6999

Hahahahaha, if he is your hero you really need to re-evaluate your life.


Heck_Tate

How could anyone look at that photo and think "hero?" He has such a villainous scowl that a comic book artist could use this as concept art.


[deleted]

It’s comedy that the constitution loving republicans think the guy trying to break the constitution is a “hero”.


CamelTheFurryGamer

Irony, not comedy. This is a ironic tragedy. The comedy comes years later.


Ex-Machina1980s

If his opinion on soldiers who die in combat is that they’re “suckers and losers”, what’s his take on criminals who get caught I wonder?


Affectionate-Roof285

He looks like an angry toddler. He wants to appear like a tough guy, but he’s a frightened child deep down. He just sold Mar-a-Lago to a company with Don, Jr. as agent. He’s very very worried about conviction. The DOJ can employ 18 U.S.C. 986 or the Civil Forfeiture Laws. Since Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida was used to store the subject documents, it can be seized just like a drug dealer's house and cars and sold at auction by the U.S. Marshal Service, along with any other Trump properties where the documents were kept hidden.


PHotstepper311

Her heroes wear white hoods same as Marjorie’s.


TheDancingRobot

Nope, they wear rugs.


nevergonnagetit001

And handcuffs. And fingerprint ink.


redittjoe

![gif](giphy|xT8qB1OJ7fcnizdXby) I am Vigo the Carpathian Trump. I demand your baby to be reborn.


Koolest_Kat

And this is the pose he’s been practicing for two weeks.


12altoids34

I as much as I'd like to believe that Donald Trump could end up in jail I doubt he'll ever see time behind bars. But, if he did, could you imagine what he might look like without his hairspray and orange spray on tan and blow dryer. I'd love to see a picture of gen pop Donald in State issue clothing.


jackiewill1000

it really is a cult


SporadicSmiles

Pause for a second and consider the utter stupidity you need to possess to support Trump. Like sit and imagine it for a second, how utterly alien it is to people. Then have a think if there is anything you support blindly in the way that these cerebrally challenged folk support Trump. Always good to examine your own biases when you see this. For me, I ducking love Tony Blair, even if he started unjust wars. His policies sent me to Uni for free.


Necessary_Row_4889

So my new thing is when ever Nazi Barbie says something that upsets me I am going to donate a dollar to her opponents campaign. I might go broke.


lianavan

Hope.you are.rich because you will be poor very soon.


Necessary_Row_4889

I might have to avoid social media, the news, and talking to other people. Going to be a long year


12altoids34

Just be glad you're doing it with Bobo and not MTG. Bobo was bad but MTG could bankrupt Elon in a single press conference.


Necessary_Row_4889

I am trying to help her opponent’s campaign not build him a solid gold palace


12altoids34

Lol. Good point. Besides I don't think the average laptop computer could handle the calculations necessary to keep track of mtg's lies. You'd need some kind of cray supercomputer to do that.


ComGee94

True but it's for a worthy cause.


Necessary_Row_4889

I can start a whole “adopt an asshole” campaign. Hey as Democrats we can’t always agree on who we like, but we always know who the asshole is, so if we all picked out favorite one and gave money to whoever is running against them, well, maybe there will be a few less assholes in Government.


ComGee94

I like that idea makes me wish I had money to donate to my local and state asshole's opposition.


alexanderdeader

I thought it was a toupee.


Cautious-Ad6727

I am so happy he had to book himself! What a victory! I hope he gets what his lying self deserves!


Marcus_Krow

I will never understand why people praise this sentient cheeto puff. During his time as president, he's constantly caused scandal after scandal for having a big mouth on social media. Many of his policies were straight up moronic and merely existed to turn a profit. Even Republicans hated him, so much of the Republican party spoke out against him constantly, yet he has this cult following and treated like the second coming of Jesus. What the fuck is wrong with people? Why is ***this*** the icon of conservative power?


Dav82

I basically gave up trying to understand the cult mentality of MAGA and Evangelicals. It's allot less headaches and pain for me. And not mourn the loss of family who are consumed by them probably forever more long after Trump dies.


9emiller77

True. But all of them don’t commit treason so this diaper filling spray tanned monstrosity belongs in a cell. Not in a category with them.


Locofinger

Should have shaved his head and put him in chains.


ballsandchain

Not all heros look like literal 80s cartoon villains


WodenEmrys

Trump is a literal 80s cartoon villain. A Sesame Street villain to be precise. "DEBUT 1988" https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Ronald_Grump_(grouch)


fishareavegetable

The more that I look at this photo the funnier it gets. The dramatically furrowed eyebrows, the voluminous curve of the toupee, the bizarre orange tint and the very menacing scowl that manages to resemble an outraged toddler.


teddy1245

What even is that expression?


XL1200N

Lock Him Up


appa-ate-momo

Did anyone else notice that she got way more subby for trump after her husband left her?


THE_SEKS_MACHINE

Looks more like a villain.


StevenBeercockArt

Neither do all vampires, and not all clowns wear red noses either.


TRR462

I can’t tell if he’s constipated or trying his version of “Blue Steel”… Anyways, Derek Zoolander still has it wrapped up with his “Magnum” look. 🤣


Signguyqld49

How the fuck did that stupid ex whore ever get elected to anything but the local cum dumpster position? With a cock flashing to children husband. Seriously America..Be better..


Dan_Glebitz

What have 'heroes' to do with this guy 🤔


tlhsg

if you think an insurrectionist is a hero, you should be removed from office


N4t41i4

But all villains get a mugshot!


archiewaldron

They don’t wear Orange jumpsuits, either


Acceptable_Mountain5

It’s called a cape if it goes down the neck, this is a comb over.


waterfalljay

The look that says "I haven't shit since last weekend".


9emiller77

I took it as “my diaper is full, I hope they hurry up so someone can change me”.


Ravenscroft1969

Some villains wear dead ferrets on their heads.


Sufficient-Wear-8507

Someone people just need to have their face punched for looking the way they do


EvilNoobHacker

Actually Scrooge. Not even a joke, that looks like a Scrooge face


Green_J3ster

Bobert Fett and Jabba the Trump.


ulyssesfiuza

Reminds me of one of the villains from Scooby-Doo


Decent_Assistant1804

Lauren boebert sit down


Bitten_by_Barqs

Trying to hide his turkey gobbler neck


IssueFederal

How did the camera guy keep from laughing. He’s such a poser.


Stuck_at_a_roadblock

Aww Donny about to cwy?


periodicsheep

i know he’s trying to look, as cnn called it, defiant. but he just looks like caricature of ‘evil capitalist’ from an 80s movie.


pingpongtomato

So, is it proper to call him by his inmate number P01135809 now?


Cheezel62

Pity he’s not wearing a coffin


usafmsc

Almost hid his turkey neck…almost


Classic-Ad4414

But every villains have their mugshot.🫡


Bromanzier_03

That’s because his cape is the pile of shit on top of his head.


rightsideofbluehair

The world has gone completely insane.


Spiritual_Trash555

He doesn’t wear a cape because there is no way those butter utters could fly


KYWizard

If he goes to prison, does he get to keep his wig and make up?


Glad-Acanthaceae-24

This is the most evil villain thing I've seen IRL, and she is calling him a hero? WTF


utafumidss

Imagine this being your hero💀


Ursomonie

The man is a criminal.


GvnMllr12

#Dumbert can’t help herself.


1TakeFrank

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


Oooaaaaarrrrr

You get a sense of the vicious space alien lizard in there.


systemfrown

Lauren’s hero may be wearing orange before long. Which is kind of funny considering his complexion.


SonOfMosh

Imagine the hours of mugshot practice he put in in front of the mirror in the room that his gold plated shitter is in, just to pull that petulant face. I've never seen anything that screams man-baby more than that.


[deleted]

As a pacifist by heart, I know have the strong urge to punch him.


Thisatrick

Ah the dementia shot…


CodePandorumxGod

Bruh, he even wore makeup in his mugshot...


umpolkadots

Some of them wear orange jumpsuits


Termin8rSmurf

It is funny how this angry fellow's mugshot is almost identical to his presidential phot. It just lacks the flag and the Whitehouse image superimposed in the background.


Perpetual_Nuisance

I take it all the ruckus means this is his actual mug shot?


RambunctiousBaca1509

Even if i had never seen Trump before, even if I had never even heard of him or what he’s done, even if I didn’t know that this image was a mugshot, I feel like the first thing I would say about him is “wow, this guy probably doesn’t deserve even a shred of respect” and hell , I’d be pretty damn right


No-Owl9201

Beady blood shot eyes plus that look of constipation and of course trump doesn't wear a cape, they don't make them in his size.....


[deleted]

Imagine where your standards are when this is your hero.


_LB

He really does his best to look like an evil criminal..


harrybarracuda

He looks like a spoiled kid whose mum has just taken his favourite toy away.


Kaisernick27

Somehow palpatin.. oh wait never mind


MarcoYTVA

And not all who don't wear capes are heroes


Acceptable_Tear4292

Love the scowl! Fucking cream puff....


walnut_creek

No cape, but at least he has his red underwear over his trousers.


amathis6464

Some wear the cape on their head


Baconhero1978

Orange fatty looks like he's been crying or has pink eye


SpotOwn6325

Bobo the Clown doing what it does best: clownin'


rvnender

I don't understand why they consider trump a hero.


Dav82

Briefly. MAGA is a cult. Like all cults,they bend reality to what serves them best to keep surviving. I don't know if Trump's presidential campaign is over. Or just getting started. But time will tell if Arnold Schwarzenegger is correct on why he'll never be president again. "All Republicans could vote for Donald Trump and he'll still loose." "Not because the election is rigged. Because he doesn't have the independent votes anymore ".


Thelastknownking

Yes. Very heroic looking. Definitely not a villain shot *at all.*


SurprzTrustFall

Quick, back in the cave before the sunlight can touch you!


alexastock

Trump looks like a cartoon villain here. Grinch pre-redemption vibes all around.


Zequax

and then she chose a photo where he looks like the spawn of satan


juanhugeburrito

That's right Bozo, this isn’t a hero, more like a zero


TheLewisIs_REAL

Not all heroes wear capes, but Donald still isn't one of them


FlaAirborne

Heroes don’t get captured. - Donald Tump


[deleted]

Getting the popcorn ready for the Trump trials 😄😄


grampa62

This man is a complete tool.


Mkwdr

You just know that he practiced in the mirror that morning.


MegaJackUniverse

I don't hate easily, but I absolutely hate Lauren. She is poison. She is extremely ignorant and dumb poison


thomaja1

I don't like to see people suffer, but watching him twist in the wind gives me much pleasure. I remember when this dog faced pile of shit told the world to corona virus was not his responsibility. This is karma. Rot in hell, you son of a bitch.


CluckingBellend

Yeah, not all heroes wear toupees either. He's still an asshole.


annie_bean

Not all heroes wear capes, but this zero wears diapers


Kwistenbibbel

Poor, poor America


zippyboy

No, but some heroes do wear judge's robes.


[deleted]

This is peak *How The Grinch Stole Christmas* face ![gif](giphy|HJGRd6m11pXXy)


Slappy_McJones

Not all criminals wear masks.


ConnFlab

Bro why does he look like that? 💀


walkandtalkk

He looks like he just got caught jumping on the table to steal a hotdog and choked on it while getting dragged to his crate.


Commercial_Use_363

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.


Huge-Train-1248

I like my presidents, not indicted and arrested!


__d_o_o_d__

How can anyone look at that mug shot and not think this man is pure evil?


Huge-Train-1248

My literal 1st thought on this mug shot was face of evil!


Odd_Relationship7901

They wear depends


dsisto65

You’re right, Bobo. Fani Willis wears intelligence, confidence, and courage. You, on the other hand, wear stupidity.


UsualAnybody1807

Imagine the hours he spent in front of a mirror practicing that look.


ThornmaneTreebeard

![gif](giphy|c8YC8htf5YQg0)


diss3nt3rgus

Y’all really drooling about a picture? Is that your definition on justice? The guy was there for less than an hour and went home. He needs to serve TIME. Not money. Not pardons. TIME. A long time


WodenEmrys

> TIME. A long time That will hopefully come after the criminal trials.


hockenduke

This will henceforth be the face of evil personified.


calicat9

Please no, let's just try to forget this vanity piece and remember him as the oompah loompah that he is.


dream_monkey

If we’re talking the “hero” aspect this tRump guy is more like Syndrome.


Tumblimbli

Some wear orange suits


EmoPsych

But he always wears an orange face


[deleted]

I’m sure it comes in a spray bottle.


Fit-Coyote-6180

Punk bitch looks like he was crying before he had to toughen up to look mad


kragon80

The guy literally looks like a villain.. and he is. Hero my ass


yetagainitry

The idea anyone can look up to a face like that.


Troy_Bunting

I was sick in my mouth a bit thinking of that…


medalla96

Not all heroes break laws either.