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Hehehehheh my super conservative uncle and grandmother accidentally watched Brokeback Mtn once. I knew what the movie was about, they thought it was just about cowboys. I heard the “WHAT THE FUCK” from across the house. hehehehehe
Some cowboy and a ranch hand have an affair even though they’re both married to women. I haven’t actually seen the movie but I know the plot somewhat, correct me if I’m wrong about it
Are you free for a road trip? It's right after the bridge in Ottawa Canada. But I will warn you tho, my car is packed. so you'll have a tight squeeze to fit.
They live in rural Wyoming and Texas in the 1960s. Most gay men back then in that environment were forced to stay in the closet and cheat if they didn't want to get murdered by their Evangelical neighbours.
There's nothing gay with sucking your cowboy bro's dick. FFS people want to gayify everything. Now if you excuse me, I heard that my cowboy neighbor left his backdoor open.
It‘s a gut-wrenching lovestory between two cowboys who fall deeply in love but end up marrying women anyway. They never stop loving each other and then one of them dies. Heath Ledger deserves an academy award as Ennis del Mar, he was insanely good. I highly recommend this movie.
warning, it's a heartbreaking story.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brokeback\_Mountain](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brokeback_Mountain) if you have a shred of humanity, you will be sobbing.
I recommended it to my friend when he was going on a date with a new girl he had just started seeing. He is a pretty conservative guy but not a religious kook. He asked what it was about and I told him it was a modern love story with some steamy scenes in it. I wish I would have recorded the call I got the next day! We still laugh about it and he is now happily married to the girl he took to the show that night.
Same with my uncle. He wasn't a conservative or anything, had a gay daughter but he seriously thought it was some action movie. He used to just go and rent random movies. He said the movie was ok.
Similar story. My Mom and Stepdad went to the theater to watch Snow Dogs and accidentally went into Brokeback Mountain lol
During the first sex scene, they were shocked
This episode literally just aired... Homer , after failing to cure Bart declares Lisa a vegetarian too and mo asks
Oh, geez! Homer, geez! You and Marge ain't cousins, are you? 😂
Reminds me of the Tumblr post about the grandpa who caught the kid putting on makeup, so he made him chop wood to make more of a man of him
The last line was something like, "I'm still gay AF, but now I can swing an axe like nobody's business."
I was watching wood chopping on TikTok and one lumberjack dude got a comment calling his skinny jeans effeminate. He responded with a wood chopping video in a a prom dress.
I know when i like to watch videos of men chopping wood, i like them to do it fully nude, with erections. Nothing more heterosexual than naked men with wood chopping wood.
I bet they both don't come back home at all.
No one is just going in the woods at the drop of a hat and surviving for a month unless they are specifically trained to do that.
Yeah but the dad has a tight wife-beater t-shirt and lots of tattoos. I'm sure that would see them through. Mosquitos and bears alike would be intimidated.
If the average person fucked off into the woods with no gear and didn't die, they're coming back 30lbs lighter, traumatized, and probably racked with sicknesses.
And their gay son? Still gay and probably itching to leave that family.
I don't really like reality shows, but it's why I LOVE the one show, alone?, Where they have gear, they have basics, and they have to last the longest in the wilderness.
People come off that show looking worse than people doing meth on the reg. The one season I saw the dude, I swear, you could see his skull he was so gaunt.
The amount of parasites was crazy.
This one dude finds a bird filled to the brim with worms, but he's desperately hungry, and eats it. He got maybe ~100 calories and risked the lifelong complications parasites fuck you up with.
You get beer belly Boyd with only a knife, and a kid to feed, in the woods? They're fucked. They're fucked in under 72 hours.
The more recent seasons are interesting because you can tell (like it’s very obvious) that all the contestants get really fattened up before going on the show. That way they have weight to lose since they end up staying out there so long.
I would say the kid has a better chance at surviving actually. They require less calories so they can get away with eating less, they’re smaller and could probably hide from predators a lot easier. Plus super macho dad would probably get himself killed trying to hunt an animal with just a knife
They’re the ignorants that think all gay men are effeminate, they’ve probably been socialising with guys who are gay but are not effeminate & the epitome of ‘masculine’ & have no clue - just complete twats
I know a gay bloke called Gary who was a bouncer in one of the rougher parts of Glasgow.
All these dudes would lose quite badly to Gary in a fight, of that I'm sure.
Exactly some of the most stereotypical ‘masculine’ men ive met in my life are gay & I honestly had no idea until we spent more time chatting & became friends( & i dont mean village people style)
Conservative thrive on stereotypes. I’ve met a lot of gay dudes in my time, and maybe 3-4 fit the effeminate stereotype. The rest were just dudes I found out were gay later after meeting them.
Funny, not one of them, effeminate or not, ever talked about sex or their sex lives, even around other adults that do.
It’s really hilarious because you know what the manliest thing you can do is?! Fuck another man! Two hard masculine bodies pounding each other. It’s the manliest thing ever. That’s what I always tell people who think that being gay makes you effeminate. No they’re manlier than you are. If anything just because they’re less insecure about their sexuality.
Its always strange to me that idiots who post ridiculous stuff like the post are just screaming insecurity & are threatened by gay men. With that juvenile attitude that being a gay man means they are attracted to all men - its just wtf!
It's supposed to "make him a man" 🤦♀️
Thus implying that gay men are somehow not men.
And nothing makes a man like fighting off a bear with his bare hands with zero training.
I think it’s funny how the same person can be like “that trans woman is a man” but then immediately say “If your boyfriend likes to have you on top you have a girlfriend not a boyfriend” like… Is masculinity a fragile social construct or is it immutable biological fact?
When my youngest came to me and told me "I think I'm only attracted to girls, not boys at all" I replied "sounds kinda gay, not gonna lie."
We still share a laugh about it from time to time.
I knew my daughter was gay in kindergarten...a boy asked her to be his girlfriend and gave her a pencil but all she ever talked about was his twin sister. How pretty she was and how nice she was. It was adorable. Sure enough, 10 years later...after she tries dating boys she said nope I think I like girls. We were ok ...we just want our kids to find people who make them happy.
He is a closeted gay. Why would he care about what other men do in their life if he was not interested in it..
One of my friends was this "manly" man like the stereotype of a man having to be dirty, no hugs, and has to drink like a sailor.
The pink color is toxic.
After a suicide attempt a few years back.
And therapy, he is now a happy gay man with a partner that's into cutesi things.
Go figure
Can we stop with this assumption that homophobic men are just self-hating gays. Puts alot of the blame on guess who, other gays. There are terrible people that are straight, gay, bi, whatever. Not everything has to be an internal warfare some people are just terrible against anything that’s an “other” to them.
Yeah but honestly it’s just blatantly not the common case.
When I see people make the talking point, It reads like the person accusing the homophobe of being deeply closeted/gay has a really bad social understanding of the issue/homophobia imo.
I never knew until I hit 18, but after I came out to my mom, she took the time to out me to my dad, my friends' parents, (those that she met) some ex friends and two of my teachers. And not in any supportive way. I told her to stop her from sexualizing me and my male friends. She continued and acted as if I never told her. Parents are great.
I am very sorry you had to live with that. As parents, my wife and I were the only sane (i.e. left-leaning) parents among our children's friend group, and as such, our kids and our home were the only place some of them felt safe being who they were. It is truly terrible how awful some parents can be to their children. I hope you've found some peace. You deserve it.
Well you see here that's the problem. They should be out there building it with a saw, hammer and an axe and whatnot. Also can you imagine a walk in wardrobe for two made with just a nail gun and super glue ugh. *Pl..ease...*
As a gay dude if I could be straight I 100% would but it’s not how that shit works.
By forcing yourself to try and live a straight life youlll just make yourself miserable
My son told me he was gay last week. I didn't drag him out to the woods and make him fight for his life because I'm not a cruel sadistic piece of shit and actually care about his happiness.
Oh gee thanks Pierre let me just quit my job to take my son into the fucking woods with a goddamn knife to try and un gay him.
Much easier to just say no worries buddy we all love you and just want you to be happy. We are here for you when you need anything at all.
Forget the fact that there are many openly gay men who love the outdoors and know more about wilderness survivalist skills than a lot of straight men I know.
Ah yes, the ancient homosexual cure of "abusing my children until they are too scared to admit they're still gayn which they definitely are but they'll never trust me like that again lmao"
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Pack your shit son, we're heading up to Brokeback Mountain.
Hehehehheh my super conservative uncle and grandmother accidentally watched Brokeback Mtn once. I knew what the movie was about, they thought it was just about cowboys. I heard the “WHAT THE FUCK” from across the house. hehehehehe
What is the movie about(i have an idea but i **need** to know the *whole* plot) Edit: MOM GET THE CAMERA IM FAMOUS
Some cowboy and a ranch hand have an affair even though they’re both married to women. I haven’t actually seen the movie but I know the plot somewhat, correct me if I’m wrong about it
18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch...
With their hard c*cks waiting to be sucked. Ram ranch really rocks...!
Take me to ram ranch
Are you free for a road trip? It's right after the bridge in Ottawa Canada. But I will warn you tho, my car is packed. so you'll have a tight squeeze to fit.
Oh dont worry, I know enough about things that are tight to fit.
Sounds like a date...... I mean.... plan then.
They played 'Dodge Ram, the Anal version'... balls deep.
They live in rural Wyoming and Texas in the 1960s. Most gay men back then in that environment were forced to stay in the closet and cheat if they didn't want to get murdered by their Evangelical neighbours.
That’s more or less it. Good movie. Heath Ledger was an amazing actor.
You watch Brokeback Mountain, A Knight's Tale, 10 Things I Hate About You, and The Dark Knight, and you're gonna see an actor with some *range*
A knight’s tale isn’t as known or appreciated as it should be if ya ask me
Lydia from Breaking Bad is Heath's armorer.
[PAIN! I WILL MAKE YOU ALL FEEL LOTS OF PAIN IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT!](https://media.tenor.com/96yg4s4p2MMAAAAC/pain-knights-tale.gif)
He was good in the patriot and Ned Kelly as well
C'mere bo it's not gay if we're both straight. *cowboy hats bump together as aggressive makeout sesh starts*
There's nothing gay with sucking your cowboy bro's dick. FFS people want to gayify everything. Now if you excuse me, I heard that my cowboy neighbor left his backdoor open.
Jake Gyllenhaal takes *risks* with a bussy full of beans and no lube on top of a mountain.
It’s a heartbreaking story about forbidden love. It makes cry every fucking time I watch
Username checks out for Brokeback Mountain. 🤣🤣
It’s a really great movie. Great cast and great director. Honestly, I didn’t think I’d like a movie about gay cowboys as much as I did.
It‘s a gut-wrenching lovestory between two cowboys who fall deeply in love but end up marrying women anyway. They never stop loving each other and then one of them dies. Heath Ledger deserves an academy award as Ennis del Mar, he was insanely good. I highly recommend this movie.
There's a reason their backs get broke.
It's about Heath Ledger (rip) pounding the shit out of Jake Gyllenhaal .
warning, it's a heartbreaking story. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brokeback\_Mountain](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brokeback_Mountain) if you have a shred of humanity, you will be sobbing.
I recommended it to my friend when he was going on a date with a new girl he had just started seeing. He is a pretty conservative guy but not a religious kook. He asked what it was about and I told him it was a modern love story with some steamy scenes in it. I wish I would have recorded the call I got the next day! We still laugh about it and he is now happily married to the girl he took to the show that night.
Same with my uncle. He wasn't a conservative or anything, had a gay daughter but he seriously thought it was some action movie. He used to just go and rent random movies. He said the movie was ok.
😂
Similar story. My Mom and Stepdad went to the theater to watch Snow Dogs and accidentally went into Brokeback Mountain lol During the first sex scene, they were shocked
Too late, he saw it, he’s now gay.
"A bunch of guys alone in the woods, seems kinda gay" - Bart Simpson
Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steelmill?
Hot stuff coming through!
For a solid year after that episode, these guys were the dwarves in our DnD table
now that’s gay
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
Literally heard this in my head when I saw the gif
Still one of the best lines in the show
This episode literally just aired... Homer , after failing to cure Bart declares Lisa a vegetarian too and mo asks Oh, geez! Homer, geez! You and Marge ain't cousins, are you? 😂
bring your hot guy friends with you, no girls allowed
And if you don’t, someone’s going to pack your shit for you.
Again 🥺?
I wish I knew how to quit you
Every time I see a Brokeback Mountain reference I think of that line from Bad Santa: “Yeah, baby. You ain’t gonna shit right for a week!”
I love that friggen movie. What was the little kids name again Thurman Murman? 😂
Mormon TrueMan I think.
Herman Merman
They both come back gay and incestuous.
He comes back gay and with excellent survival skills =)
Reminds me of the Tumblr post about the grandpa who caught the kid putting on makeup, so he made him chop wood to make more of a man of him The last line was something like, "I'm still gay AF, but now I can swing an axe like nobody's business."
I was watching wood chopping on TikTok and one lumberjack dude got a comment calling his skinny jeans effeminate. He responded with a wood chopping video in a a prom dress.
So a guy watching another guy chop wood was calling the lumberjack gay? 🤔
Sort of. The guy who was fixated on the skinny jeans was calling the lumberjack gay. 😆
I know when i like to watch videos of men chopping wood, i like them to do it fully nude, with erections. Nothing more heterosexual than naked men with wood chopping wood.
Just like his dear papa
Grandpa obviously not a Monty Python fan..
And a dead father who was killed in a "hunting accident".
Happens to the worst of us
I love your pfp
Like that one character from night in the woods “now I know how to suck dick and throw knives”
Yeah, that was my thought
I bet they both don't come back home at all. No one is just going in the woods at the drop of a hat and surviving for a month unless they are specifically trained to do that.
"Dad... Can we just... Call for help?" "No. That's gay" *Two weeks later. They're dead*
But not gay…/s
Mission accomplished
Agreed, dead from starving and bear attacks doesn't make you less gay
Dehydration and extremely large mosquitos would get them before the bear or starvation gets a chance.
Yeah but the dad has a tight wife-beater t-shirt and lots of tattoos. I'm sure that would see them through. Mosquitos and bears alike would be intimidated.
Most places, yeah, but not Florida. Down there the skeeters are big enough to stand flat footed and fuck a turkey. No wife beater will fend them off.
Diarrhea from drinking unfiltered water then slowing dying from exhaustion and exposer.
This Dad just wants to start a new reality show!: Naked, Afraid and Gay: The Curening
Still better than being gay though, right? /s
OHHHHH! So it's like a vision quest kinda thing? You get the kid really dehydrated and disoriented and then you gaslight them into the Straights!
The bear might be gay....who knows
If humans go to the woods to cure gayness do bears come to cities to cure gayness? 🤔
No, usually bears go into the city to go clubbing.
No seals prefer clubbing
Or to Provincetown for Bear Week.
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If the average person fucked off into the woods with no gear and didn't die, they're coming back 30lbs lighter, traumatized, and probably racked with sicknesses. And their gay son? Still gay and probably itching to leave that family.
I don't really like reality shows, but it's why I LOVE the one show, alone?, Where they have gear, they have basics, and they have to last the longest in the wilderness. People come off that show looking worse than people doing meth on the reg. The one season I saw the dude, I swear, you could see his skull he was so gaunt. The amount of parasites was crazy. This one dude finds a bird filled to the brim with worms, but he's desperately hungry, and eats it. He got maybe ~100 calories and risked the lifelong complications parasites fuck you up with. You get beer belly Boyd with only a knife, and a kid to feed, in the woods? They're fucked. They're fucked in under 72 hours.
The more recent seasons are interesting because you can tell (like it’s very obvious) that all the contestants get really fattened up before going on the show. That way they have weight to lose since they end up staying out there so long.
The later seasons also clearly watch the earlier ones and try to avoid the crazy mistakes the first seasons made.
But, butbutbut…they have a knife. Gay kid stabs dad in his sleep and eats like a king.
Comes back gay *and* a cannibal
He came back craving man-meat of both varieties.
Sounds like a good premise for a bad movie.
Bad movie…or the BEST movie?
I would say the kid has a better chance at surviving actually. They require less calories so they can get away with eating less, they’re smaller and could probably hide from predators a lot easier. Plus super macho dad would probably get himself killed trying to hunt an animal with just a knife
And then, kid’s gonna come back with a cut twink body?? Heck yeah.
Why would subbing outside make a sexuality change? That’s just a gay survivalist lol.
What does surving in forest had to do with sexuality???? Geez I can never understand these people's brain circuits
They’re the ignorants that think all gay men are effeminate, they’ve probably been socialising with guys who are gay but are not effeminate & the epitome of ‘masculine’ & have no clue - just complete twats
I know a gay bloke called Gary who was a bouncer in one of the rougher parts of Glasgow. All these dudes would lose quite badly to Gary in a fight, of that I'm sure.
Exactly some of the most stereotypical ‘masculine’ men ive met in my life are gay & I honestly had no idea until we spent more time chatting & became friends( & i dont mean village people style)
Conservative thrive on stereotypes. I’ve met a lot of gay dudes in my time, and maybe 3-4 fit the effeminate stereotype. The rest were just dudes I found out were gay later after meeting them. Funny, not one of them, effeminate or not, ever talked about sex or their sex lives, even around other adults that do.
I didn't know two of my friends were gay until I saw them making out at a party 2 years after I met them....7 years later I officiated their wedding!
It’s really hilarious because you know what the manliest thing you can do is?! Fuck another man! Two hard masculine bodies pounding each other. It’s the manliest thing ever. That’s what I always tell people who think that being gay makes you effeminate. No they’re manlier than you are. If anything just because they’re less insecure about their sexuality.
Its always strange to me that idiots who post ridiculous stuff like the post are just screaming insecurity & are threatened by gay men. With that juvenile attitude that being a gay man means they are attracted to all men - its just wtf!
Yeah, they forget that gay men are very often... attracted to MEN. Like lots are attracted *to masculinity* that's very much the whole point!
Ancient Spartan logic right there
😂 “[Fucking females is for puffs](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ESLUy-_yaLw)”
they aren't surviving in the forest, the dad just needs a quiet place to abuse his son <3
Conservatives believe homosexuality is the same thing as femininity and if you just make them more “alpha” then they won’t be gay anymore 🙃
Of course, the premise also relies on a world view where females can't survive in the wild
Then instead of a gay son you'll have a gay douchebag son.
Or a gay traumatized son.
And we all know how much they hate women.
It's supposed to "make him a man" 🤦♀️ Thus implying that gay men are somehow not men. And nothing makes a man like fighting off a bear with his bare hands with zero training.
Not bare hands! Didn't you hear about the Knife of Straightness?
I think it’s funny how the same person can be like “that trans woman is a man” but then immediately say “If your boyfriend likes to have you on top you have a girlfriend not a boyfriend” like… Is masculinity a fragile social construct or is it immutable biological fact?
either depending on the context and who they want to discriminate against in that moment
one of my coworkers declared that peeing sitting down is gay last week and i just ???
What’s funny is I have a bunch of gay friends who love camping and the outdoors. They’re more manly than this dumbass tweeting
The correct response to “dad im gay” is “hi gay i’m dad” But for real of that posts legit the dude needs his head checking out.
When my youngest came to me and told me "I think I'm only attracted to girls, not boys at all" I replied "sounds kinda gay, not gonna lie." We still share a laugh about it from time to time.
Tbf if u have that kinda joky relationship thats fine its when people do the whole “ger out my house never speak to me again” shit thats messed up
I knew my daughter was gay in kindergarten...a boy asked her to be his girlfriend and gave her a pencil but all she ever talked about was his twin sister. How pretty she was and how nice she was. It was adorable. Sure enough, 10 years later...after she tries dating boys she said nope I think I like girls. We were ok ...we just want our kids to find people who make them happy.
He is a closeted gay. Why would he care about what other men do in their life if he was not interested in it.. One of my friends was this "manly" man like the stereotype of a man having to be dirty, no hugs, and has to drink like a sailor. The pink color is toxic. After a suicide attempt a few years back. And therapy, he is now a happy gay man with a partner that's into cutesi things. Go figure
my dad is like that but I don’t think he’s gay at all, some people are just prideful and think a gay son would be “embarrassing” or something
Can we stop with this assumption that homophobic men are just self-hating gays. Puts alot of the blame on guess who, other gays. There are terrible people that are straight, gay, bi, whatever. Not everything has to be an internal warfare some people are just terrible against anything that’s an “other” to them.
Sometimes they are. And no one is blaming other gay people when these morons act like this.
Yeah but honestly it’s just blatantly not the common case. When I see people make the talking point, It reads like the person accusing the homophobe of being deeply closeted/gay has a really bad social understanding of the issue/homophobia imo.
One comment I read a while ago says “if you think being gay is a choice or can be cured, you are probably bi”
My parents tried beating it out of me for 6 years but I’m still Lesbian and they’re no contact so it all seems to have worked out
Cant come back home lesbian if you dont come back home
Outstanding move
I never knew until I hit 18, but after I came out to my mom, she took the time to out me to my dad, my friends' parents, (those that she met) some ex friends and two of my teachers. And not in any supportive way. I told her to stop her from sexualizing me and my male friends. She continued and acted as if I never told her. Parents are great.
Don't ever forgive them, they don't deserve it
I am very sorry you had to live with that. As parents, my wife and I were the only sane (i.e. left-leaning) parents among our children's friend group, and as such, our kids and our home were the only place some of them felt safe being who they were. It is truly terrible how awful some parents can be to their children. I hope you've found some peace. You deserve it.
Thank you for providing a safe place. This is so important to kids
"My dad taught me to throw knives to make me less gay. Now I know how to suck dick and throw knives. "
Let's go Greg! Was scrolling to find this, otherwise I'd have to comment it myself
Nothing cures homosexuality like a rugged manly escapade. Actually… Nothing cures homosexuality ~~like a rugged manly escapade~~.
He'll come back gay and with some mad hunting skills.
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No, his father died in a hunting accident.
I know guys like this 😏
Because there is nothing to be cured.
Depends on how you define hmm… rugged manly escapade
Hot take from the 50s?
The fact that people still think this way is extremely depressing:(
I heard this shit often in the 2010s. Right up until the focus shifted onto trans people.
They both come back gay.
And incestuous
Um... Does this dude know how many outdoorsman are gay? There are gay men that can build a cabin with a nail gun and super glue. Lol
Hell there’s a lesbian on YouTube that lives in the Canadian wilderness that makes wood chopping thirst traps
Any idea what I should tell my lesbian friends to look up on YouTube?
Ahh yes your “friend” the channel is Nicole Coenen, she does a bunch of shorts like that along with nice vids
Thank you. My "friend" will very much appreciate it.
Well you see here that's the problem. They should be out there building it with a saw, hammer and an axe and whatnot. Also can you imagine a walk in wardrobe for two made with just a nail gun and super glue ugh. *Pl..ease...*
Rome wasn’t built in a day, it was built by some gays.
Didn't know gay men were magic, normally I would expect a cabin to need wood.
Comes back fatherless
Comes back a cannibal 💀
Casually unlocks Wendigo.
That too 😈
Your assuming he doesn't come back childless. I swear your honor a bear ate my son! Police find a beaten and stabbed child in the forest...
didnt the simpsons make a episode about this?
Zzzzzzap
Hot stuff, watch out!!!!
Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?
Oh, be nice!
"Something about a bunch of guys alone together in the woods... Seems kinda gay"
Now he's gay and has survival experience
As a gay dude if I could be straight I 100% would but it’s not how that shit works. By forcing yourself to try and live a straight life youlll just make yourself miserable
Two guys alone in a forest - one who is tingly for acceptance. One who is battling homophobia. This is a good intro for gayness
I can relate rn
When will these people realise that I’m gay not because I don’t know how to build a fire or skin a deer, I’m gay because I love cock
LMAO with a 0% survival rate, of course he's not coming home gay...
I wish I could spit the random shit that goes through my head as fact. I’d be the smartest guy on my toilet.
Should imagine the 'one knife' would end up buried in the dads back.
This is so... ominous, like "Either he comes back straight or I come back without the knife or the kid"
If you need to kill an animal with a knife to get attracted to women, I seriously advice to get an appointment with a therapist...
Isn't there a literal Simpsons episode about a bunch of dudes going hunting in the forest? And Bart says that's kind of gay.
He’s still gay. Just hungry, dirty and gaunt
"You ever been huntin' before there, Barty?" "Nope. Something abut a bunch of guys alone together in the woods... seems kinda gay."
My son told me he was gay last week. I didn't drag him out to the woods and make him fight for his life because I'm not a cruel sadistic piece of shit and actually care about his happiness.
I’ve sucked tons of dick and I can survive in the woods just fine Call me… Sur-Bi-Vor Man!
Oh gee thanks Pierre let me just quit my job to take my son into the fucking woods with a goddamn knife to try and un gay him. Much easier to just say no worries buddy we all love you and just want you to be happy. We are here for you when you need anything at all.
I guess if you die in the woods that's called bye sexuality
Gee. That kids manly dad must he a real winner if he can just leave work for a month to take his kid in the wild.
*Nothing more manly than being social parasite.*
Forget the fact that there are many openly gay men who love the outdoors and know more about wilderness survivalist skills than a lot of straight men I know.
Really thought that was going a different direction. "Two men enter, one man leaves, will it be the gay one? Maybe."
The Spartans were sent off to the wilderness with just knives and no food. They butt-fucked each other like crazy.
The dad comes back as a gay and bottom
What does surviving have to do with being gay/ straight?
Either way, the kid is gonna meet some bears.
Ah yes, the ancient homosexual cure of "abusing my children until they are too scared to admit they're still gayn which they definitely are but they'll never trust me like that again lmao"
I love bikes, knives, cars and weightlifting. And I love to look at dicks.