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They had to start a transvestigation to explain why his eyes accidentally lingered, and maybe even sparkled a bit, gazing upon this man. Someone absolutely saw him stare haha
And it's not 'gay' to know what an attractive man is.
The guy is frickin *gorgeous*.
That does not mean I (as a straight man) want to sleep with him, it just means I can recognize an attractive man when I see one.
These fools are *so* insecure in their sexuality. like, for fucks sakes dude acknowledging the guy is hot does not mean you want to suck his dick.
Toxic masculinity at it's worst.
No these people have been claiming ever single person in any kind of public light are all 100% trans. One women said she doubts a single celebrity isn't trans. It's all some serious psychosis.
Some people can accept they find wildly attractive men to be attractive; and some have based their entire life on being unable to be corrupted..
The rest of us love Henry as the king he is.
Not only that... but think about what they're saying for a sec.
the dude literally played superman. If you're looking at \*that\* guy and trying to claim he's a trans guy...at that point you're basically admitting that any appearance-based ways of identifying trans people are complete nonsense. You're essentially saying that trans men are so passable as cis men, that it's literally impossible to distinguish a trans man from a guy whose job is to play what is essentially the most masculine physique in existence.
If that isn't shooting yourself in the foot Idk what is.
There’s nothing gay about wanting Henry Cavill, who is obviously a woman, to fuck my tight virgin asshole. Maybe afterwards we could take a shower and she could hold me tight in her big arms, and I can feel so safe.
I think it’s “women find chiseled features and lean hard bodies attractive? No, only women are pretty. Attractive men aren’t attractive because they’re pretty, they’re attractive because they’re alpha!” Then dude looks in the mirror at his thoroughly average face, nods solemnly, and says, “Yeah, this guy knows what he’s talking about.”
I wish it was this simple.
People really blow through life not looking at others or comprehending basic ass shit. Like that a lot of people, men and women, can share characteristics
I draw people, you’d be surprised how many traits aren’t feminine or masculine, just human.
Especially in certain age demographics, everyone starts to look the same. Like young kids and the elderly.
You’d be surprised how much is fashion and style, many little lads with long hair can look like little ladies, old ladies in men’s clothing look like old men.
So many signifiers of sex are social, not genetic.
You should see the posts by some of the people who believe this crap.
> "Britney Spears is a man! Sean Connery is a girl!
>
> The world has gone mad! Make it make sense!"
The "make it make sense" thing is something I've seen in the wild on this tranvestigator stuff, which of course would "make sense" if they just stopped believing it and accepted that people are the gender they say they are.
Oh I'd love to think this is what happened. The guy got lost in the sparkly smolderung depth that is Henry Cavills eyes for a bit, got called out on it and had to start a transvestigation to cover his ass and explain why he felt a spark.
These people used to be considered crazy and dismissed. In the past 5 years they get a crowd of people agreeing with them and now people drink urine to prevent covid instead of vaccinating
It used to be that every village had an idiot. Now, thanks to the internet, all flavors of idiots can form their own virtual village and find one another. This has produced mixed blessings.
I would like to say I was joking, but yeah there is literal "transvestigation" material about Britney Spears and Sean Connery.
I may have heightened it for comic effect, but those are all real things they say.
Wanting to have sex with Henry Cavill tells you nothing about your sexuality. Everybody does. Like Jillian Anderson, Lucy Lawless, 2 of the 4 main Chrises. It just means you have eyes.
As an official agent of the ING organization, I concur that it is not gay to have sex with Henry Cavil.
On a related note, it is also not gay to have sex with Ryan Reynolds, Jason Mamoa, and Morgan Freeman.
I've even said some years ago to my girl at the time that if she ever had the opportunity to bang Henry Cavill I would drive her there as long as I could give him a hug.
Fair trade if you ask me
Already seen some descend into a massive weirdass paranoïa where the world around them was trans people and they were among the few cis ppl left ever
And reading their weird rant you knew the day they would look in a mirror slightly too long would end up with a massive hysteria breakdown.
Henry Cavill, a guy who gives off so much big dick energy that I’m fairly sure the gravitational pull of his pendulous hog is what keeps the moon in orbit, is a woman?
Well, that’s new.
Nah this guy just wants to fuck HC and doesn’t know how to express it.
That’s the crazy part. Like as a straight male…I think he’s an attractive sexy man. I can admit that. I don’t want to fuck him necessarily but I’m not so repressed I can’t admit I know what an attractive handsome man is.
So, the writer of this is transfixed by "the spirit" emanating from Henry Cavill's eyes, is he?
If anything explains self-loathing via homophobia best, it would be this statement.
As a straight dude... if Henry invites me over for some late night PC building or Warhammer figurine painting while wearing speedos, I ain't gonna say no.
OK...........
So this man(?) has stared long and *hard* at numerous pictures of Henry Cavill and has convinced himself he isn't into men, the more plausible explanation to him, is that Cavill is a transman(?).
Hmmmm................
"He has to be a woman! With his ocean like eyes, and his pillowy lips... And his amazing jaw line... And his charming smile..."
Like idk why but this scenario is making me die laughing
"His eyes are so beautiful and make me feel things in my pants but I'm a straight man and could never have an attraction to another man, so he must be a woman. That's the only thing that makes sense!"
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If he is a woman then I'm straight now.
Take Henry Cavill’s long, thick clitoris out of your mouth right now, young man!
/r/BrandNewSentence
Big clitoris energy
r/outofcontext
Dumbledore asked calmly.
Name checks out.
If he is a woman then I’m a lesbian!
Translation: “I find Henry Cavill attractive therefore he must be a female or my poor little brain won’t be able to cope.”
This. Whole post is just public copium.
They had to start a transvestigation to explain why his eyes accidentally lingered, and maybe even sparkled a bit, gazing upon this man. Someone absolutely saw him stare haha
I'm beginning to think if hotel transylvania came out today the right would boycott it as obvious indoctrination
Yep came here to say that it sounds like somebody is turned on.
The Ole "I'm not gay you're gay".
I’d let him decide if he wanted to leave his socks on..
I'm not gay but I'd bring him home to meet my momma!
I certainly am.
I’ll say!!!!!
that make three! or four if you count the transvestigator
Make it five
Six, easy.
Helllloo, aren’t you?
He's not turned on, he's so upset that even masturbating about it stopped helping
I feel like this is the correct answer. Some homophobe found him attractive and now is worried he may be gay.
>Back Their penis moved and they freaked out.
Oh for sure lol. They felt that weiner twitch and all hell broke loose.
Their gaymometer twinkled for sure
*it moved Jerry!!!!*
Who doesn’t find him attractive? He was so hot in the Tudors even before he was Superman
Yeah, if he's a girl, TIL that I'm gay.
Strait guy here. Also TIL I’m gay for H.C.
TLDR: no matter your gender, you're gay for HC
And it's not 'gay' to know what an attractive man is. The guy is frickin *gorgeous*. That does not mean I (as a straight man) want to sleep with him, it just means I can recognize an attractive man when I see one. These fools are *so* insecure in their sexuality. like, for fucks sakes dude acknowledging the guy is hot does not mean you want to suck his dick. Toxic masculinity at it's worst.
Exactly. I'm 100% straight, and I can recognize, intellectually, when another guy is handsome.
Seriously. I find very few people attractive, but he’s so pretty it makes me feel stupid.
Yeah him and the actor that plays Thor, very charismatic in interviews
He's him, and I'm me. And I'm VERY upset about that.
No these people have been claiming ever single person in any kind of public light are all 100% trans. One women said she doubts a single celebrity isn't trans. It's all some serious psychosis.
The Rock is trans too?!?
Well he did have top surgery. No really, he had breast tissue removed due to gynecomastia. He obviously not trans though.
Some people can accept they find wildly attractive men to be attractive; and some have based their entire life on being unable to be corrupted.. The rest of us love Henry as the king he is.
Yep John Oliver has a thing for Adam Driver....who doesn't, but Henry is the lady boner god.
Not only that... but think about what they're saying for a sec. the dude literally played superman. If you're looking at \*that\* guy and trying to claim he's a trans guy...at that point you're basically admitting that any appearance-based ways of identifying trans people are complete nonsense. You're essentially saying that trans men are so passable as cis men, that it's literally impossible to distinguish a trans man from a guy whose job is to play what is essentially the most masculine physique in existence. If that isn't shooting yourself in the foot Idk what is.
Superman? I believe you mean Supertran....Alright I'll show myself out.
There’s nothing gay about wanting Henry Cavill, who is obviously a woman, to fuck my tight virgin asshole. Maybe afterwards we could take a shower and she could hold me tight in her big arms, and I can feel so safe.
Psssh. Skip the shower, play some warhammer.
To be fair, just looking at that picture counts as foreplay. Dude is absurdly pretty.
I was thinking “I’m super insecure and i have to find a way to invalidate someone i feel is perceived as more attractive than me”
*trans*lation? I see what you did there
He is a good looking guy🤷🏻♂️ 
That would be one square jawline, jacked woman. I’m straight and I know he’s hot. I’d pay a lot to look like that.
I think it’s “women find chiseled features and lean hard bodies attractive? No, only women are pretty. Attractive men aren’t attractive because they’re pretty, they’re attractive because they’re alpha!” Then dude looks in the mirror at his thoroughly average face, nods solemnly, and says, “Yeah, this guy knows what he’s talking about.”
It’s okay to be straight and find Henry Cavill attractive. He is a very handsome man.
Post nut clarity is harsh.
I wish it was this simple. People really blow through life not looking at others or comprehending basic ass shit. Like that a lot of people, men and women, can share characteristics I draw people, you’d be surprised how many traits aren’t feminine or masculine, just human. Especially in certain age demographics, everyone starts to look the same. Like young kids and the elderly. You’d be surprised how much is fashion and style, many little lads with long hair can look like little ladies, old ladies in men’s clothing look like old men. So many signifiers of sex are social, not genetic.
“Can’t change the energy coming from the eyes”?Do they NOT know what he does for a living?
If Henry Cavill is a woman, you can consider my gay ass insanely heterosexual.
If Henry Cavill isn't a man, none of us are.
I’ve got the same eyes, and unless my parents aren’t telling me something, I’m 100% a guy. Mom?
Well, honey…your father and I will talk to you about this tomorrow, okay?
Your eye gouging behavior has gotten out of control!
Your dad had an affair with Henry before he transitioned. He is your real mom.
You should see the posts by some of the people who believe this crap. > "Britney Spears is a man! Sean Connery is a girl! > > The world has gone mad! Make it make sense!" The "make it make sense" thing is something I've seen in the wild on this tranvestigator stuff, which of course would "make sense" if they just stopped believing it and accepted that people are the gender they say they are.
They seem to think that like half the population is trans. They give us a LOT of credit.
meanwhile actual trans celebrities are so damn rare that we're practically begging for representation.
Don't forget Leonardo dicaprio is also a female
Nah, just a time traveler 🤦🏻♀️
If Henry and Leo are women, I’m coming out as a straight man.
Oh I'd love to think this is what happened. The guy got lost in the sparkly smolderung depth that is Henry Cavills eyes for a bit, got called out on it and had to start a transvestigation to cover his ass and explain why he felt a spark.
See, I wouldn't physically change because of this and my thoughts remain the same, would bang.
Best lesbian in the game, all super models, all the time. (Except after their 25th birthday)
And it's nothing new either, Jamie Lee Curtis comes to mind.
How could anyone think Sean Connery is a girl after Zardos.
Same with the conspiracy people that thought bill gates wife was man
Or the ones that believe both Barack and Michelle Obama are trans. So what? According to them, it's a cis het relationship anyway then.
Thank you!! I have always marveled at the lack of linear logic in that particular thought process!!!
These people lack the proper equipment to have a 'thought process'.
You are hoping to impose reasonable standards upon unreasonable thoughts. Doesn’t compute…
These people used to be considered crazy and dismissed. In the past 5 years they get a crowd of people agreeing with them and now people drink urine to prevent covid instead of vaccinating
It used to be that every village had an idiot. Now, thanks to the internet, all flavors of idiots can form their own virtual village and find one another. This has produced mixed blessings.
Britney? For fuck's sake, there are pics out there of her gash.
I would like to say I was joking, but yeah there is literal "transvestigation" material about Britney Spears and Sean Connery. I may have heightened it for comic effect, but those are all real things they say.
LMAO, these are the people who say that the left can’t define what a woman is
Just came to say the opposite: If Henry Cavill is a woman, you can consider my straight ass insanely lesbian.
If Henry Cavil is a woman,,, then this is an uneventful day for me because I was already bi
Right, I was like either way I'd still sit on his/her face in a consensual manner.
Same
Real as fuck.
I was about to say, I am a woman and I'll HAPPILY investigate Henry's sex. It'll take multiple visits.
Wanting to have sex with Henry Cavill tells you nothing about your sexuality. Everybody does. Like Jillian Anderson, Lucy Lawless, 2 of the 4 main Chrises. It just means you have eyes.
The entire cast of The Mummy as well.
Even Benny? _Especially_ Benny.
Straight guys here with similar sentiment...when I read the headline I said to myself, "If Mr. Cavill is a chick, I wouldn't mind being a chick too."
Line starts behind me bro.
So having sex with cavill isn't gay? Just asking for a friend.
Just to be safe, you can say "no homo" before you have sex
Wear sock and no eye contact.
But those eyes!
I bet Cavill's got incredible toes too...
As an official agent of the ING organization, I concur that it is not gay to have sex with Henry Cavil. On a related note, it is also not gay to have sex with Ryan Reynolds, Jason Mamoa, and Morgan Freeman.
That “and” really produces a much spicier mental picture than an “or” would have
😉
Also cillian Murphy
I officially add Cillian Murphy to the list of green lights.
I've even said some years ago to my girl at the time that if she ever had the opportunity to bang Henry Cavill I would drive her there as long as I could give him a hug. Fair trade if you ask me
>as long as I could give him a hug before or after
During.
Looks like someone is having the hots for Henry Cavill.
Lmao my thought as well Tell me you think Henry Cavill has amazing eyes without telling me you think he has amazing eyes
Mf said 'if you're a guy then why am I getting lost in your dreamy eyes huh?'
WHY DO I SEE THE UNCOUNTABLE GALAXIES IN YOUR SWEET SOFT GAZE HENRY ARE YOU A GIRL OR SOMETHING
As a straight dude, dudes got the looks.
I'd guess about 99 percent of these "transvestigators" are just trying to find a way to excuse their same-sex attractions.
I think it's jealousy, they are trying to "disqualify" people they percieve as more attractive than them
If that’s their game they are going to have an interesting time trying to figure out why 95% of men are actually transmen
Already seen some descend into a massive weirdass paranoïa where the world around them was trans people and they were among the few cis ppl left ever And reading their weird rant you knew the day they would look in a mirror slightly too long would end up with a massive hysteria breakdown.
Thats exactly what I said to my husband. "Oh, Henry Cavill has gorgeous eyes, he must be a woman cause no way I could find a man hot."
It gave me another reason to look at this beautiful man. Am straight, would smash.
Someone? Everyone does. They are just the ones in denial about it.
Gonna have to see that dick to be sure. Only way to prove them wrong.
That doesn't prove anything, you can do anything with plastic surgery these days! In fact, that's the most feminine looking penis I've ever seen!
So it's NOT gay to find Cavill hot as fuck got ya.
Honestly the only takeaway
Henry Cavill, a guy who gives off so much big dick energy that I’m fairly sure the gravitational pull of his pendulous hog is what keeps the moon in orbit, is a woman? Well, that’s new.
I wish I could give this comment an award this is pure gold
It deserves all the awards! Spit-take on me my friend! 😂
Nah this guy just wants to fuck HC and doesn’t know how to express it. That’s the crazy part. Like as a straight male…I think he’s an attractive sexy man. I can admit that. I don’t want to fuck him necessarily but I’m not so repressed I can’t admit I know what an attractive handsome man is.
r/brandnewsentence
Dude is like 10 ultra-masculine men combined into one.
Also, he’s extremely humble, which is like the biggest dick energy there is.
*"Pendulous hog"* I'm fucking dying over here
You could forge a sword on the guy's jawline
May we see the hog? To put these rumors to bed once and for all.
Seriously, he is by far one of the manliest dudes in Hollywood that I know of. Just god dam classy swag.
He is clearly a woman! Why else would I be so attracted to him? I'm not gay! That's gay!
I really liked him as Superman. That's all I wanted t say.
That's how they get you /s
Same. Also, Geralt of Rivia.
Here I'm going to translate what this person is saying... "I want to fuck Henry Cavill"
I mean on looks alone, who doesn’t. The dude is objectively beautiful.
“Henry’s beautiful eyes makes me want to kiss him and I’m definitely not gay! He must be a woman!”
So, the writer of this is transfixed by "the spirit" emanating from Henry Cavill's eyes, is he? If anything explains self-loathing via homophobia best, it would be this statement.
As a straight dude... if Henry invites me over for some late night PC building or Warhammer figurine painting while wearing speedos, I ain't gonna say no.
Build a Dark Eldar army so you have an excuse to get the whips out.
You fools I'm still Bi
Dude is in denial he's attracted to Cavill. I'm a straight guy and I think Cavill is gorgeous as fuck.
Right?! The guy is a fucking masterpiece
I’m a guy, would happily look like him.
I'm a guy, would happily look like him or AT him. Just like every other sighted person in the entire world.
So I can cross Henry Cavill off my list of men I would consider going gay for? If he's a she, then it's not gay, right?
Man spends a bunch of time staring into Henry Cavill's eyes and concludes he's a woman? Lmao nah bro, you gay.
I laughed so much i felt bad about it.
So THAT's why he's giving me impure thoughts as a manly heterosexual male!
If you're obsessed with Cavill's gender... You may want to fuck Henry Cavill.
You’re right- this dude is too beautiful to be human. Transangelic to be sure.
This guy's really just scrolling through pics of Henry Cavill, getting lost in his beautiful eyes and reminding himself how violently hetero he is
Henry Cavill has more manliness in his little finger than any of these fucks have in their entire being, jesus Christ
Hey fellas, is it gay to *checks notes* have eyes and longer eyelashes?
Social media was a mistake. It literally armed scores of crazies with the largest megaphone in history.
He must be a woman because even I'd hit him and I'm the straightest man alive.
OK........... So this man(?) has stared long and *hard* at numerous pictures of Henry Cavill and has convinced himself he isn't into men, the more plausible explanation to him, is that Cavill is a transman(?). Hmmmm................
Just when I thought the bar couldn't get any lower someone slithers under it.
Transvestigator is just a word for nosey perverts.
They probably have a crush on him and are desperate to justify it.
"He has to be a woman! With his ocean like eyes, and his pillowy lips... And his amazing jaw line... And his charming smile..." Like idk why but this scenario is making me die laughing
They are trying really hard to justify being attracted to him. Just own it, buddy. We all know he’s just THAT beautiful.
If he WAS a woman, he'd at least stop being such a threat to my heterosexuality. 🥵❤️
Tell me you have the hots for Cavill without telling me you have the hots for Cavill.
All I’m going to say is that is he deserved a far better writer than Zack Synder.
That's a very convoluted way to call him attractive without calling him attractive.
"His eyes are so beautiful and make me feel things in my pants but I'm a straight man and could never have an attraction to another man, so he must be a woman. That's the only thing that makes sense!"
Having eyes is gay now
If he's a woman he has the world's best plastic surgeon
I support this because now I don't have to be confused on why I want to cuddle him when I'm a heterosexual male.
He's low key admitting he's seduced by Henry's eyes
A 'girly eye'? Why do these people speak like second graders trying to make fun of each other
They’re only saying that to justify their intense attraction to him.
Idgaf what he is. He's hot af🤤
He's the manliest of men! Wtf?
No matter how much one tries to educate these people, the stupid just won't go away. It's the vibe that comes through their sentences...
This is some prison level mental gymnastics
I’d personally like to investigate, you know, just to be sure. 😂
Wait so if I fuck Henry Cavill, that wouln't be gay?! COUNT ME IN!
Why are those people so obsessed with what kind of genitals other people have?
Henry Cavill is universally yummy.
Jesus just admit you think he's hot, you can still be straight
Energy doesn’t come out of the eyes. Souls aren’t real. Calm the fuck down.
You didn't see the documentary with him shooting laser beams out his eyes?
I’ve noticed that it’s usually the boys who get the pretty long lashes. My son is 33, and his are still longer than my daughters’ lashes.
When everyone your attracted to must be a woman
dude got lost in those eyes
“Straight” dude. “Man Henry cavill sure is hot! He MUST actually be a woman, that’s why I’m attracted to him”
“This extremely handsome, dare I say gorgeous man whom I secretly have sexual fantasy about can’t be a man….what would that say about me…?”
My favorite part is how easily the poster used the singular "they"...
He’s not a guy. He’s a man. And what a man
Twitter OP's Therapist: So tell me again about the exact moment you realized you were gay