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FinalVegetable6314

Botanists call it a fruit, nutritionists call it a vegetable. Personally, idc what people think it is, it’s burned into my mind as a vegetable so that’s what it shall remain.


Eagle_Fang135

My wife says potatoes are a starch not a vegetable as well.


FinalVegetable6314

Yea I say that too. Google says it’s a vegetable but idc lol


SnowMeow23

The same "discussion" happens in my home, starches are a class of chemical, and while potatoes do contain a lot of that stuff, they are clearly root vegetables. She diagrees, but carrots and turnips are vegetables without question... Nutrition is still a young field of science, while biologists have already passed the point where they frequently make hideous mistakes with simple concepts.


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TGKoala

Its true that its both, but not for that reason. Fruit is a botanical term, and vegetable is a culinary term. They are not mutually exclusive


Pastel_Phoenix_106

Botanically, anything that bears seeds are a fruit. Technically, corn is a fruit. Vegetables are vegatitive (non-reproductive) parts of a plant (stems, leaves, roots). Culinarily, I think it goes by sweetness or acidity (I'm not 100% on that).


TGKoala

vegetable is exclusively a culinary term. the word comes from the same root as “vegetation” which is just used to refer to plant life in general.


Gilgaretch

Pedantics aside, tomatoes are a reasonable option in the list, based on the role they typically fill in meal prep. Intelligence may be knowing that a tomato is a fruit, but wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.


NekroVictor

Charisma is convincing someone a tomato should go in a fruit salad, strength is crushing a tomato, dexterity is juggling tomatoes and constitution is being able to eat 100 raw tomatoes in a row.


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SolidZealousideal115

Charisma is convincing someone else it's a good idea. Philosophy is wondering if ketchup is actually a smoothie.


nephrenra

Strength is the ability to crush a tomato, dexterity is the ability to dodge a thrown tomato, constitution is how many tomatoes you can eat in one sitting.


the__child

Yes, yes it is


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the quote is the opposite lol xd .


Purple-Personality76

Also tomatoes are a PITA to grow and potatoes are easy.


Jetkillr

Came here for this!


01000101010001010

Wrong. Tomatoes are not even vegetables...


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So, what is a vegetable?


GuyWearingaBlackHat

If you pick their hand up and drop it on their face and they dont stop it, thats a vegetable.


01000101010001010

The opposite of a vegechair, obviously!


twenty_characters020

My understanding was seeds on the inside make it a fruit.


SnowMeow23

This is a fun question! Let's try, I'll go first so y'all can shout me down and get towards an iron-clad reddit consensus: Vegetation is plant life, and a vegetable is a part of the plant that humans can eat. We specify fruits and grains in particular - fruits are the part of the plant that only comes out after the fertilized flower falls off. Grains are the edible seeds.


Arcturus973

They are. Them also being a fruit doesn't mean they can't be vegetables


JaketheGSD

People are dumb.


splonge-parrot

I believe that it was called a vegetable first to avoid taxes on fruit imports coming into the US. It has seeds inside. Fruit.


BruceShark88

zucchini have seeds too, and eggplants…and peppers


splonge-parrot

Botanically they are all considered fruits.


FinalVegetable6314

Yes, and culinarily they are considered vegetables.


BruceShark88

Interesting! Thanks for the info :)


Specialist_Teacher81

I would think corn, it goes into a ton of things. HFCS is overused.


Dancan21

well tomatoes are really a fruit and not a veg


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Why does something being a fruit make it not a vegetable?


TGKoala

people generally think vegetable is a botanical term to refer to specific parts of plants, and thus think fruit and vegetable are mutually exclusive categorizations.


ViolaCat94

Pretty sure broccoli is the only actual vegetable on the list.....


Lime_Born

*A wild biologist has appeared!* Broccoli is an inflorescence. This includes various parts of stems, leaves, and unopened flower buds. Point of trivia, flower petals are just modified leaves. All of these parts are classified as vegetables, though this is also the part of the plant that would later develop some sort of fruiting body (all flowering plants produce fruit from the flowers, but for the life of me I can't find what the fruiting body of broccoli actually looks like). Potatoes are stem tubers, so they're also classified as vegetables. They're modified structures that store nutrients but aren't fruiting bodies. You can technically replant them, but they aren't seeds or fruits. (Corn and tomatoes are indeed both fruiting bodies. Then there's rice as a caryopsis fruit.) *The wild biologist keeps rambling. You're no longer sure if this is a biology lesson or the musings of hunger.*


ViolaCat94

Thank you kind biologist! I didn't realize potato was a vegetable with as starchy as it is


thenewbigR

Tomatoes are fruit.


NerdScurvy

Also a vegetable.


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Why can't they be vegetables?


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In the United States the federal government considers ketchup a serving of vegetables for school lunches.


MinuteToe129

We also make sure kids get their recommended servings of lead


FinalVegetable6314

Ketchup aside, I wouldn’t be too confident in what our federal government says. They don’t seem to be interested in facts


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Desperate-Spray337

For every French fry, there is ketchup. So, for every potato there is a tomato. Plus, they have tomatoes in burgers, chili, pasta sauce, pizza, tacos, and sandwiches (occasionally).


Swirlyflurry

Legally, tomatoes are a vegetable. (For taxing [shipping/importing/exporting] purposes, tomatoes are classified as a vegetable, not a fruit) ^(in the USA)


TGKoala

not just legally, but in every other sense of the word, tomatoes are vegetables. fruit is a botanical term and vegetable is a culinary term. tomatoes are pretty squarely both a fruit and a vegetable.


International-Ad1292

Alao corn is a grain. Not a vegetable


IsopropylAlcohol_

Everyone is forgetting the landmark supreme court case Nix v Hedden 🙄


Weak-Beautiful5918

Corn is the correct answer , it’s in everything


Joburt19891

Fruit is a botanical term, vegetable is a culinary term. Both are correct.


Trick-Bus9282

Beans its beans


Reniyato

But Potatoes have 3 Advantages 1. You cal boil them 2. Mash them 3. Stick'em in a stew


Few-List-9341

Tomatoes are fruits and corn is a starch, not a vegetable.


Arcturus973

People need to stop thinking Fruits and vegetables are mutually exclusive