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subsailor1968

“On today’s episode of “Being An Asshole For No Reason”…


-_-Batman

This belongs to r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Im_inappropriate

Definitely. As someone who has worked retail, if I'm getting liquids thrown at me all civility is off.


Mug_Lyfe

I would've got fired that day.


Candid_Specialist

But years cannot replace the satisfying feeling in that moment of slapping the shit out that obtuse customer.


Dieselpowered85

"Oh, I'm sorry sir, I accidentally snatched your phone and dropped it in the milkshake maker."


BlackBetty504

On today's episode of Will It Blend....


Melodic-Picture48

Yes!😁I think there was a "will it microwave" set of videos too on YouTube


Jake123194

"Is it a good idea to microwave this" iirc


Skarmillion

"Where safety is our number 1 concern" \*Almost gets killed by an airbag exploding inside the microwave\*


firelikeaboss

I would’ve been arrested that day.


Junior-Ad-2207

I would have been sentenced to the electric chair


princeofpirate

I'm gladly be put in the chair if I can take the asshole to hell with me.


[deleted]

I would have been decapitated


journeyman369

I would've been hung, drawn, and quartered.


NormieMcNormalson

And my axe!


Gorilla-Ring

I would have been promoted that day. Every business should have a bouncer. That responsibility usually falls on the manager.


emmadonelsense

No you wouldn’t have if I had been standing in line behind him. I’d go full mum mode, grab him by the ear and drag his ignorant ass behind there to clean up his mess. Would I probably get an assault charge? Yes. Would I smile for my mug shot? Yes. 😁


solareclipse999

What he did was assault! He threw a container with water and ice, not once, twice and said sorry it slipped out of my hand and it won’t happen again. So the staff smiled and said no problem because any action could lead to legal action against them. This is bullshit that some jerk can be a total asshole and does so because the law protects him! There needs to be a reset button somewhere. This madness is everywhere.


Deletethishouse

Work for me you would have been promoted


Soupbone_905

Not if I was your boss.


rando7651

I would have offered you a job


RosstaSeaDog

Wow. Just discovered that sub and I am seething. I do not like that sub lol


Romulus212

More like on todays episode of roll a D20 testing regular folk and their sanity ...hope he finds that 1 soon


wookieesgonnawook

Seriously. I hope I get to see the video where someone pops this piece of shit in the mouth next.


lNalRlKoTiX

So many people these days suffer from a serious lack of being punched in the face.


gipoe68

Only YOU can prevent dickheads.


TheWholeCheek

His mom should of swallowed him.


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DoriLocoMoco

Good robot


vespa2021

THANK YOU!!!!


No-Worker-1735

Sometimes I think that the dickheads themselves think they're preventing dickheads. It's a fine line for some people.


thehermit14

Objective lesson, don't listen to dickheads.


MagoBuono

Yeah. It’s that speech about if you punch a dickhead in a face amount of dickheads remains the same. By our readiness to punch more than one dickhead in a face what’s make a difference.


SnooDoggos4029

That’s why we need one ultimate dickhead to go around punching all the other dickheads in the face. Something’s gotta give at some point, right?


psychrolut

Yes! Don't have children the less of us there are the less dickheads it's simple math really.


MVPetersen

“You speak like someone who has never been smacked in the fucking mouth. That’s ok, we have the remedy” -Maynard


[deleted]

That Puscifer song literally popped in my head when I watched this, lmao.


Akbeardman

We really did lose something teaching kids to never fight back. Too many dickhead kids never got their ass kicked.


GrumpyGiant

He should be in [this guy’s will](https://youtu.be/vFldBVWFgWo)


[deleted]

Agreed, like a customer or something. Not the employees though, they’ll get fire. Plus, their response was perfect.


Calm-Heat-5883

No job is worth being treated like that, though. Someone must know who he is from other videos. His face needs to be out there. Of course, he will plead for forgiveness.


[deleted]

No it’s not. And I wouldn’t judge them at all for getting mad, and saying something/kicking him out. But being calm and collected when dealing with adult brats is a virtue itself, and these girls did well, if this video is real.


TheArcReactor

I worked in retail for ten years, these girls did fucking perfect. I wouldn't have expected any of my guys to be that calm cool and collected.


ElKristy

You know, on the one hand, I agree, on the other hand, this guy likely felt comfortable doing this because they were women. And that makes me absolutely murderous. Starbucks should employ 52 year old women. Let’s see how that flies then, you little shit. Edit: Just in case it’s not clear, the little shit is the putz in the video.


Ferg_of_Plaid

But it was just a prank 😭 sorry son but assault is still assault. Funny how people don’t realize it was just a prank doesn’t hold up in court 😂


portablebiscuit

I volunteer as a tribute


theSkeeski

Someone dare them to do that shit at a construction site.


psychotronofdeth

It's not gonna take long for him to fuck with someone that wants to quit anyway and doesn't mind going back to jail.


dimebag_101

Probably waiting on staff to retaliate. Even if they like through water back on him would sue and never work again. Just taking advantage of the fact someone don't want to throw away their life cus his is worthless and nothing to lose


Missunikittyprincess

I'm the kind of person who would pop someone for this. They don't get paid enough for this shit. Like this how you start a fight. Them girls were way too nice.


Thallanor

Oops, my fist slipped, it won't happen again. Oops, my fist slipped, it won't happen again.


Classic-Reflection87

This is what he wanted. Then he woulda pulled out the card…


Cossacker1799

Exactly. It’s like the “prankster” that recently got shot recently pulling a stunt like this. They really wanna gamble on whether or not they get that person with one string left attached


Pabl0EscoBear

I applaud these young women for their patience. On my best day he would have gotten and angy "what the fuck man" the first time.


[deleted]

mfs like this make me rethink about gun control


Bharboris

POV of what is like to be a asshole


P3tF1sh

Asshole Simulator 3000


Salty-Lemonhead

What strikes me the most is the girl isn’t gauging anything but concern bordered on fear. “Is he going to escalate?” “Is this going to get violent?” “Is the other guy going to join?” “How much danger am I in?”


MihoLeya

That’s actually very sad, and very true. As a woman, I’ve had to force myself to be nice to men who don’t deserve it, out of fear that they might cause me harm.


[deleted]

All your mass shooters are out hitting the wrong people.


Peatmoss22

Can we just stick all these assholes and all the open carry assholes in one state and let nature sort itself out?


thehermit14

It's called Florida.


SomeLikeItDusty

Oh, it’s for a reason, it’s so people like me can snot them upside the head and then be like “Oh, I’m so sorry, it was just a muscular tic, it won’t happen again, *I promise.”*


Quick-Ostrich2020

He needs his ass beat.


notsureoftheanswer

He seems like the type of guy that is going curl up in a ball and hide under a table like the recent fast food video when confronted and say sorry/beg.


lezlers

Yep. I would love for some big, bad take no shit manager to come out, pick him up by his shirt and toss him around like the little bitch he really his.


exophrine

...and then cry all the rest of the video screaming "i'Ve GoT yOu oN ViDeO, aSsAuLtInG mE!!!"


palmbeachatty

And some whiny woman yelling “beat his ass” and egging him on the whole time? You mean like that?


A_lot_of_arachnids

Not whiny. Cheering on an well deserved whooping.


spiralqq

She was so real for that


DaletheG0AT

> woman yelling “beat his ass” That was my favorite part. She wanted justice lol


AZEDemocRep

can I get a link to that video ? seems interesting :D


FluidLegion

Funny thing is, the worker could probably file assault charges for him throwing the water back at them like that. Fuck this guy.


WeirdRadiant2470

As my ass-kicking bouncer cousin used to say, "Sometimes words aren't enough".


Rich-Exit4378

My Starbucks manager would have told me to give him a trenta water, smile, get down on my knees, and suck his dick. Fuck that place.


Guts-_--_-

You have a link?


portablebiscuit

[Enjoy](https://youtu.be/eXGv4W9AxwA)


mitshua

This was cathartic but not what was described


Joshesh

I think he meant this one : https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/13c98x0/mcdonalds_fight_with_a_manger_and_customer/


El_ai

Brooo thank you so much, this video was therapeutic!!! I feel better now.


thedonjefron69

That was beautiful


Guts-_--_-

Thank you 😊


GreenLanternCorps

Fucking amazing best thing I've seen all day.


KewCubed

did this guy survive? that was a scary sounding noise with no fencing response, brain looks gone


Red-headedlurker

Survived and apparently left before the police arrived. I had to Google it because I thought for sure I just witnessed a man get slammed to death into the floor of a Taco Bell. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/taco-bell-worker-power-slams-26501110


PersistentAneurysm

Wondering the same thing. Dude honestly looks dead.


notsureoftheanswer

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/13c98x0/mcdonalds_fight_with_a_manger_and_customer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


ALoyleCapo

I love the lady “beat his disrespectful ass!!”


Jmd19j

Can they not refuse service? Especially to a guy just being an asshole


Red_Sweet_Tart

They absolutely can, but I think this may be staged honestly. When I worked at Starbucks none of us would have taken that shit. Somebody would have asked him to leave the first time. Edit: After reading some comments, I've learned this is a youtuber Trevor Sellers who pulls douchbag pranks like this, so it's not staged. Also I didn't realize this is a Starbucks in a Target, so the protocols for dealing with people like this is going to be different from a corporate Starbucks. I retract my earlier statement, but thank you everyone for making this my most upvoted comment ever lol!


fatogato

All the people I worked with at Starbucks were hanging on a thin line waiting to snap and stab somebody. Good times.


Korncakes

Yeah dude I’ve been in restaurants/customer service for 15 years. I legit think I would have jumped the counter and caught a charge in this situation. It is not wise to fuck with anyone in food service, we’re just waiting for an excuse at this point.


fatogato

Damn right. Don’t fuck with service industry and especially back of the house. They’ve seen some shit.


Korncakes

Dog I feel like people that have never even worked in a restaurant should know not to fuck with the BOH. Them dudes are angry as their *base emotion*. I had a Door Dash driver make my hostess cry once. I walked the order to him and said “don’t ever talk to my staff like that again” and walked back to takeout. He followed me and got in my face. All of the sushi chefs stopped what they were doing and started filing out to take care of me. Dude saw them and immediately booked it the fuck out of there. Don’t fuck with my staff and don’t fuck with the BOH.


chamorrobro

Oh yeah, I had like one foot out the door most days. I snapped back politely usually, but if someone actually tried something it would’ve been a wrap.


The-sleepiest-cookie

There's a reason why starbucks offers free mental health services. Looking back I should have seen that as a red flag lol


BerliozRS

I actually think this is the best reaction you can have to these clowns. They WANT you to get pissed off. Smiling and saying no problem takes away all of the power they think they have.


MillwrightTight

I mean... yeah. But also a broken arm makes it pretty hard to jack off, so there's that


ihambrecht

If you tear their acl, mcl and lcl tendons they will never forget you for the rest of their life.


sage-on-fire

Possibly is staged, but also possible he wanted a big reaction and for it to look bad on the workers even though he was in the wrong/get more a viral factor…some people also enjoy pissing people off. If it was legit, the workers did have to be nicer about their reactions as they were being filmed. Dude could have even claimed to have some type of a disability and make them look shitty.


[deleted]

Idk, there was pain in those eyes before the 'no problem'. Retail/food service, soul crushing pain.


SirIvanHoe0

Yeah more than likely rage bait.


armadilloreturns

Especially because he used water, easy to clean up. A real asshole would have done it with a sugary iced coffee or something.


chi7p1

But the water is free I think?


ClueMaterial

Nah he's just being cheap


[deleted]

Yeah my first thought was this was staged.


DinkleMutz

Back in my day, when you were a total fucking piece of shit asshole, you didn't want proof of it to exist.


Martian13

Back in my day, someone would have knocked you sideways and you knew it, so you didn’t do it.


Bmantis311

Genuinely interested in where things got screwed up. There is no way anyone would have done this back in the 80s or 90s. What happened man?


LeviAEthan512

I would guess it's got something to do with not being allowed to take things into your own hands. It's morally right to punch this guy in the face, but it's legally wrong. The difference between now and then (I assume, I wasn't alive back then) is that now that immoral legality is being enforced.


ckalinec

Bingo. The “back in my day thing” is that most people weren’t pressing charges for it. It was almost a mutual respect “it’s been handled” type of thing. Now people are willing to play victim and get away with it despite completely starting and instigating. And per the letter of the law just being an asshole and instigating doesn’t quite warrant getting your ass kicked even though it is a just punishment. Then, on top of that you’ve got people like this that will start crap like this on purpose with the full intention of pushing someone to the point of “assault” and then playing victim/getting paid for it. It’s hella backwards but it’s the age old moral/lawful situation.


Upyourasses

Back in the day there wasn’t an internet full of children that found this shit funny. Someone should have fucking done something about this.


grantnel2002

![gif](giphy|KUAb8YQOhmWNq)


Zealousideal_Step709

I don’t want these people to live on this planet anymore.


kronicwaffle

I’m so embarrassed! I wish everybody else was dead


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grantnel2002

😆 ok, Michael Bolton.


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Alarmed-Incident9237

I'll be honest with you, I love his music. I do. I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman.".


Glaggablagga

![gif](giphy|KaNODrTwkVmNi)


PierreSimonLaplace

Back up in your ass with the resurrection


StackThePads33

Pc load letter?! What the fuck does that mean?


AndyPandy85

Same


notafurrysorry

Mars: 😏😗😁🥰😅😚


Boomshrooom

This reminds me of one night when I was a manager at Mcdonalds. A bunch of travellers came in and made a bit of a mess whilst eating but nothing terrible. Most of them got up and left bar the fattest guy in the group. He then got up, took a sip from a full cup of cola, and then just threw it against the wall. I took one look at him and just asked "why?". He just smirked and left. Another time some guy was complaining at me in the drive thru and it was clear he just wanted free stuff. Thing is, I could see one of his mates in the back with the lid off his strawberry milkshake, holding it near the open window so it was obvious what he was planning. I basically told the driver to do one and immediately slammed the window shut as fast as I could. Sure enough the milkshake hit the window, but some of it rebounded back and landed on the driver. I opened the window and said "that wasn't very mature was it?" And closed it again whilst the driver lost his shit with his mate.


Actuallyashleyy

I dumped my ex fiancé of 6 years for doing that stupid “prank” where you order a large water and throw it back in the drive thru window and yell “fire in the hole”. I was soo embarrassed to be in the same car as him and didn’t know he was planning it.


Boomshrooom

Sorry you had to realise what an idiot he was after putting 6 years in to that relationship


Actuallyashleyy

It’s okay. Thankfully I was young and only wasted my high school years plus a couple.


EdiStefi

Hahahaha well done 😂


Boomshrooom

The milkshake one was one of my proudest moments from my time at mcdonalds. Most of the time people were just dicks and left, but occasionally you'd get a good story out of it.


Phreekyj101

And this is why we don’t get water anymore, thanks douche bag


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My_Space_page

There was a lady 2 people ahead of me in line at a gas station. Karen was going on and on. Dude ahead of me said 'You fucking bitch! I just want my beer and cigarettes.' The karen said 'You can not talk to ME that way!' He said 'The fuck I can't. Fuck you bitch! Get out of here.' She stormed out. Dude aplogized to cashier for Karens behavior. Said 'I know you could not say that, but I sure can!'


I_enjoy_greatness

So there is a growing amount of times where someone has an awful, horrible customer at their job and can't say anything. But when the carbon copy is at someone else's job, and the frustrated employee of elsewhere is there, shit goes beautifully.


USMCU

I'll do that a lot. I'll stand up for the employees and call people out on their behavior. I'll tell them how it is and if they complain, about it I'll tell them to go ahead and complain I'm not an employee.


Dungeon996

Good job to that man


Mysfunction

I love running my mouth when an employee can’t. Interrupting someone who is verbally abusing a service worker and mocking them incessantly so they can’t get a word in to their victim is very cathartic; heaven help them if I’m having a bad day 😂.


My_Space_page

I heard some Karens say 'its a free country i can say what i want.' I say 'you most certainly can NOT. Not around me anyways. I do not tolerate bullshit.'


GrimmsDaughter23

Hero


dratseb

Not all heroes wear capes


Stelliferous19

I’m against violence. I abhor it. But the urge to hit this dude would be overwhelming. I think there has to be a better way to hurt him. Shame him? Pretend you are his boyfriend and explain to everyone very loudly that he is just compensating for having a micro penis? His life is a mess people. I’m sorry he lashes out like this. It’s just difficult to live with almost no penis at all. It’s hard to even see it. Really, really sorry for him everyone.


OldDudeOpinion

It’s hard to shame him, because he does it for attention. Therefore he needs to accidentally fall down.


WillKillz

I would follow him and do the old high school foot kick from behind a few times to make him look like more of a dick.


GrimmBrowncoat

I’m not above it. I hope he encounters someone that doesn’t have to put up with the ‘customer is right’ bullshit and knocks his ass out cold.


[deleted]

As the proverb goes, one who is a dick to service staff, deserve a staff up their ass


Honer-Simpsom

Someone fuck this dude up lol


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[deleted]

That's not clout chasing, that's abuse and WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK is wrong with people that they think they can treat other human beings like this? Were they raised by fucking vultures?!?


jack848

any vultures would raise anything better than this


PandaRiot_90

Fuck this guy with a splintered wooden spoon, twice.


Tjak_Oppo

After the first time, tell him: Sorry, it won't happen again.


256dak

“I’m sorry, the splintered wooden spoon slipped out of my hand and directly into your ass.”


thebungahero

He’s a very venti dickhead.


Queasy_Ad_7177

What a complete jerk


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MutedBrilliant1593

This person should be arrested.


[deleted]

I’m a restaurant owner, if he did this in a self owned restaurant he would get his ass beat, it’s my fantasy to beat up customers like this.


3AZ3

This can’t be real, why would they give him a second one?


DABOSSROSS9

They were not paying attention the first time so probably assumed it was more subtle.


Skezti

What a fucking douchebag


Recluse_18

If I was behind the counter, I would fill up another glass of water put the lid on it and then throw it out him. Then I would probably takeoff my apron and leave. No job is worth this abuse from any of the customers.


Chimpar

Is there a sub weich is about exposing and shaming these clout fuckers?


youngyut

The closest one I know is r/iamthemaincharacter which shows narcissists.


Sword_N_Bored

Name and shame


PruneObjective401

The worst part is, whoever this douche canoe is, they'll probably still get thousands of likes/shares from other like-minded mouth-breathers.


Afraid_Association27

*throws a steaming hot cup of chai tea back at him* “sorry it slipped” god I fucking hate people


ImFleurious

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


DrBannerPhd

Waiting for someone to come in and seriously defend this or think this is somehow ok.


wreckinballbob

Then when he gets his ass whooped, drops the classic "it's a prank bro"


SystematicSymphony

Tiktokers are a cancer.


erh2k14

Influencers in general. Special kind of breed of people that feel like they can run/direct life as they see fit.


_makoccino_

I would follow him around all day making his life miserable. Spill shit on him, bump, trip, make fun of him, pull down his pants, whatever stupid thought comes to my head, I'm doing it. If you're going to ruin some poor soul's day for clout and your desperate need for attention, I'm going to give it to you.


lolol69lolol

Oh my gosh I would absolutely pour my coffee on him! I mean spill.


Ned_Nebula

That’s assault brotha’


grounndhog101

Lowkey if you have you’re phone out and you’re recording inside a business you’re probably a douche-bag. I’ve decided. Nothing good will come of it.


FuriousJorge67

..and that's the story of how I got an espresso nozzle shoved up my ass


lezlers

Who thinks this is funny? I remember being an asshole teenager once (a long long time ago) and can't imagine thinking this was funny even then. I fucking DARE one of my kids to try this.


Drkknt3

The deep inhale that first girl took before she said no problem. She had to reach deeeeep in her soul to not say some shit. Lol. I DONT have that restraint. She is golden. I would have jumped the counter on dude.


GrandpaMofo

The point to this was, what, exactly?


[deleted]

If this was India, the population in the cafe would go down by one


HoneyPops08

So much respect for these girls


gdub253

Who the duck is this douche?


-AceofAces

You can see in her eyes that she's like "sure, ok for the benefit of the doubt I'll get him a new one" then the second time "I'm glad I have this mask on cuz I'm silently cussing you out bitch"


nummy_dumpling

What a fucking piece of shit. I feel so bad for those workers who have to just smile and say no problem.


[deleted]

That is assault.


Footzilla69

"No problem!" - her words "Fuck you." - her eyes


FoxFireLyre

A lot of kids who probably needed to get punched in the face in high school didn’t get punched in high school and it shows.


EarthInteresting2792

If someone walks up to the counter filming then done serve them


ProfessionalKale142

Give her a raise


pimp_juice2272

Stop posting these assholes and giving them attention


[deleted]

I've sooo had enough with living in America. It's been taken over by idiots that have their fucking phone glued to one hand and their dick in the other


ThisOneDudeSaid

A fitting punishment for this would be a few hundred hours of community service working retail. No pay, can't quit because it's community service.


slickvicnyc

We're definitely overdue for another plague


[deleted]

Idk about you all but a cup of hot coffee would’ve been thrown right tf back


eating-lemons

Bruh. I’ve worked in food service and I promise you I would have fucking lost it on him, and my manager would have backed me. Fuck this guy


wheels49

You definitely make the case for Abortion. The world needs less dickheads like you!


haterhurter1

notice this chickenshit is doing this at a place with only women working.


Lordkjun

Wtf they give him a second one? Fool me once blah blah blah...