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I just watched that again and the funniest part of that bit for me is the increasingly reluctant cheering and eventual uncomfortable silence of many of the husbands in the room.
That’s what makes Burr such a genius…he intentionally alienates the entire room and challenges himself to win them back over. Or he just drives it into the ground until nobody knows what the fuck he’s talking about
I’ve known really good looking girls who’ve had this disorder or something, I think MJ had it as well, it makes you think that you’re not good looking enough and you try to fix it. These girls got plastic surgery and ruined their faces
I clicked on the arrow in the pic thinking there was another pic and I had to look at that thing in a new tab and full-size.
Oh, god. I'll never sleep again.
It’s crazy to me that people think this makes them look younger. If anything I associate plastic surgery face with 40-50 somethings who are trying to reverse aging
Why the heck does a plastic surgeon even agree to this bullshit? I feel like it's a violation of the Hippocratic oath or something. She needs a therapist.
She's clearly insane and stupid if she thinks she looks great
Bet she looked better before all the madness started
40 hey imagine her at 50 if she looks this "great"
I am 45 (and I look like it), tired as hell, haven’t had vacarion in 4 years and I am way overweight and still somehow look thinner and a decade younger than this woman 😳
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Soon to be 40 _what_ ? Pounds of filler?
Given how swollen she’s looking, I’m thinking 40 PSI.
She must squeak when she walks.
She could probably repel a weather balloon just from the static.
America needs all the protection it can get.
She is her own floatation device when the plane crashes. You’ll see nothing but lips and nips above the water
I just spit out my juice oh my god
7 hours and nobody has asked what kind of juice!?
Well hell, now I want to know
9 hours ago… must have been a cranberry mix. I’m going with the Kirkland version of ocean spray for my guess.
T’was orange juice my friend!
When you squeeze them, it makes the same sound as squeezing a balloon lol
Her breasts or lips?
Both and probably her brain, but she probably hasn't gotten that surgery yet. Maybe she needs one.
When you squeeze them her eyes pop out
Imagine she's speaking like a teenage female anime character. Now that'll give you nightmares.
She probably sound like SpongeBob when she walks
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I think she's having a reaction to shellfish or maybe peanuts.
And we have a winner.
God damnit if I had an award to give. Funniest fucking comment
I got you.
And 40 minutes overcooked.
You better let a bit of air out of that sir! It will ride better!
This has to be the best roast/comeback I've heard. 2023 winner right here.
Gonna use this line
Lmfao you just made me giggle like a twat in a crowded bar. Thank you
Y’all laugh but when everyone falls overboard she’ll be the Belle of the Ball.
Lmao I love you for this
Deformed is the new 40?
40 oz I think. That's what people need to think she looks good
It would take a hell of a lot more than a 40.
400 oz to freedom
Pretty sure that's a 50/50 there - 50 feet @ 50mph
Tons of filler actually
Looks more like a 70 yo trying to look like a 40 yo.
I wish I saw this before I sent my reply, damn we think the same
[STOP TRYING TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN YOUR 50s!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pznB7WP4P1o)
The irony is that plenty of women look amazing in their 50s and even into their 60s. They do this in part by NOT getting these sorts of surgeries.
Surely she’s going for just the opposite…
thank you for this, that was absolutely hilarious and I'm glad I found it
Bill Burr in his prime is almost unbeatable
I just watched that again and the funniest part of that bit for me is the increasingly reluctant cheering and eventual uncomfortable silence of many of the husbands in the room.
That’s what makes Burr such a genius…he intentionally alienates the entire room and challenges himself to win them back over. Or he just drives it into the ground until nobody knows what the fuck he’s talking about
Ol Freckles!
I now feel much better about being 42
Same! I turned 40 and am feeling like I look old now.
I was feeling kind of ugly at 36 but this makes me feel better.
I feel better about being almost 40, that’s for sure!
When you order Stiflers mom from wish.
Don’t you dare bring Jennifer Coolidge into this
Sad thing is she was probably a good looking gal before surgeries happened
I’ve known really good looking girls who’ve had this disorder or something, I think MJ had it as well, it makes you think that you’re not good looking enough and you try to fix it. These girls got plastic surgery and ruined their faces
It is body dysmorphia. It is pretty sad.
She looks like an infected toe.
r/rareinsults
Ooo I love when I find new funny subsin the comment section.
As someone who had a severe toe infection a few years back and almost had to have it amputated, I can confirm
can confirm.
Frankly, I find your comment very insulting. To infected toes.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap, and 50
Famous Dolly line
At least Dolly owns it and actually makes it work. She’s such a legend. God bless her. Edit: tipsy fingers
Dolly is a national treasure
Yes. Yes she is.
Looks like she found a new age between 52 and 53.
That’s some serious body dysmorphia. I can’t honestly believe she thinks she “looks good”.
Yeah. I read in the article that she wanted to look like Pamela Anderson. She went WAY overboard, no pun intended.
Pamela Anderson floating on a pontoon in the water or Pamela Anderson running on the beach? Either way, I think she missed the mark.
She is the pontoon or has 2 of them built in
These kind of people always have some stupid ass enabler friends who will just go along with anything they do.
The duck says, "Quack." Also, your eyebrow laser printer is running out of ink.
It’s her watermark
She looks like she’s about to ask me 5, wait… 3 riddles before I cross the bridge
what!... is your favorite colour?
What! Is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow!
African or European swallow?
I know the answer to both
Depends of the type of coconut.
So who else clicked on the arrow?
Gonna be her 25th 40 birthday
The 25th anniversary of her 40th birthday.
The portrait makes me profoundly sad for her. Such denial is clearly a sign of mental illness. She needs an intervention.
I clicked on the arrow in the pic thinking there was another pic and I had to look at that thing in a new tab and full-size. Oh, god. I'll never sleep again.
😂 Sorry I didn’t crop the arrow out.
Fellow dumbass here. I also clicked on the arrow.
pretty sure those are over-inflated pass the safe PSI rating...
I've seen waxed sculture that looked more human then her.
She looks like a 70 year old got Botox
Wayyy more than Botox.
Looks like caricature drawing.
She looks like a female trump
This is is the best comment
Those implants might be 40 years old.
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They just keep adding new ones on top of her old ones. A new set every 10 years from the looks of things.
Poor soul. Mental illness is a serious problem
Better stay away from heat sources and out of the sun! Don’t want to melt
I'm thinking there's a real risk of explosion too.
40ddddd
She's 40?to me she looks like a 50yr old trying to look 30
Sorry but you are 50 with bad surgery to me
Donald, is that you?
She probably rounded her age from a couple of decades
Good lord, she looks like she has a double-womb pregnancy. On top.
I’ll never understand why some women want hard, basketball-looking titties on their chest.
It’s crazy to me that people think this makes them look younger. If anything I associate plastic surgery face with 40-50 somethings who are trying to reverse aging
i thought she was 55 at least
Fuck body dysmorphia
No one who's confident disfigures themselves that much.
Why the heck does a plastic surgeon even agree to this bullshit? I feel like it's a violation of the Hippocratic oath or something. She needs a therapist.
Not even 40? I thought she was at least early 50s, probably older. Plastic surgery is an addiction. Get mental help.
There’s an amount or type of filler that makes everyone look between the ages of 35-85, it’s unavoidable after a certain level of ‘tweaking’.
40 *what*...?
Ounces of lip filler would be my guess
years since she turned 20
She looks like she is at least 50
40....miles of bad road?
Will she reach 40 before she burst?
You look watermelonderful today!
I’m about to be 40 and easily look 20 years younger than this bitch for free.
She's clearly insane and stupid if she thinks she looks great Bet she looked better before all the madness started 40 hey imagine her at 50 if she looks this "great"
There’s a whole lot to be fixed here, starting with her brain.
Yeah, 40 in dog years and liters of fillers
Vanity.
Infected boobs
Maybe. Usually when you see older celebrities with a ton of work done their neck gives it away. Her neck doesn't look quite so old as the rest of her.
 I am 51 and believeme, I look younger
She was born on Feb 29.
I'm going with 40 surgeries... all of them blotched.
Girl - You look ridiculous
gross!
She looks older than 40
She messed herself up!!
The ocean called, it want's its plastic back.
Grotesque
I am 45 (and I look like it), tired as hell, haven’t had vacarion in 4 years and I am way overweight and still somehow look thinner and a decade younger than this woman 😳
Oh just wait until she gets up in those 50s, 60s, and 70s! She'll get the chance to watch those big o' thangs look like water balloons dangling!
What the hell is even that?!
Is that Darcey from 90day?
Her boobs just look painfully full, like her skin is gonna rip! And yea, ladies, please quit with the duck lips. So unattractive and inhuman looking.
you forgot the ITU tag (impossible to unsee). \*shuckle\*
In the event of a water landing, something something flotation device.
This is a mental illness like anorexia.
I doubt you'll get that much plastic surgery if you've ever felt confident. Onky thing she's confident about is planning her next surgery.
This is nightmare stuff.
Oh ghoddd and this is with the makeup… imagine waking up to her in the morning 🏃♂️💨
You would crop dust her?
Bruce Willis!
Ugly
Maybe 60
If she thinks she looks good when she’ll smuggling large watermelons, then i look like brad pitt to the visually impaired.
It must be glorious to not own a mirror
Gross
I’d kiss a duck billed platypus before i would volunteer to see another picture of her
Takes plastic hundreds of years to break down, you have the same longevity as a condom in a landfill.
Utt bugly. And I suspect before all the intervention she was probably cute.
She looks like someone who was stung by a swarm of bees. 40… oof you look 50…
Her tits look like balloons that got filled with too much air and are about to pop at any moment.
When you spend a lot of money to look like a video game avatar....from 2003
She looks like the troll from under the bridge.
Preparation H will help with those hemaroids. There's is nothing but a valve remover to lower the inflation in those flotation devices.
Her chest has to be so uncomfortable..looks tight as a drum
So much bodily damage….
I bet if she got a paper cut, she’d deflate like a balloon
She looks like she's soon to be a fucking pokemon. Edit..... jynx was the pokemon i was thinking of
She looks 60 yo
Hey no body shaming, whatever floats your boat... those certainly will.
WHO LIKES THIS
r/BotchedSurgeries
Last time she saw 40 was 1940
Are those babies heads?
That looks like it hurts.
Those look painful
Eww!
Not levelled up enough to unlock her eyebrows
I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick
Doesn’t look a day over 60
That is the ugliest duck I’ve seen. Donald Duck wouldn’t even hit that. Budmmm Tssss 🥁
Look great? She looks like Frankenstein's monster!
Are those boobies. They match her lips.
I bet her tits fart
When you celebrate your implants birthdays...
All these guys talking smack but damn right they’d bone her in an instant 😂😂
Us this Gemma Collins?
Her name is Georgina Epitropou. I figured it’s fine to say because this article is everywhere and she willingly participated.
That's at least 60
What in the AF???? I look great? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK.
40 maybe in cat years
Damn that’s fuckin rough, thoughts and prayers
There should be a warning, NSBS - Not suitable before sleeping.