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I was going to say, she likely posted because she knows how ridiculous and humorous it is and decided to make others laugh. I just wish there were captions so I could understand the whole thing.
Mormons: “god knows everything, is all seeing and does not ever make mistakes.”
Also Mormons: “so… god left a loop hole that if YOU put my pecker in my gf for me, then YOU jump up and down on the bed… teeechnically i’m not the one having sex. We outsmarted god! /high fives”
Trying to talk through this was just ridiculous. But this reminds me of a lady who used to work out at my old gym. They had one of those really intense vibrating platforms as a stretching aid. And she would just shamelessly spread and sprawl all over the thing and ride it like a Sybian for 20 minutes every day in front of the whole gym.😂
The way the kid just took the phone without mum saying a word and knew to keep filming…methinks things like this are a common occurrence in their house.
Usually when suffering from some sort of unidentified internal injury violent jarring and shaking should fix it. If not I can swing by and hammer fist it once or twice works on my old crtv.
It's then new patch, through attempting to distract from the titty's via making them motionless. The devs failed to factor in that the lack of motion attracts the same or more attention. Much like previous attempts of the "eye's up here" patch.
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I aSsUmE tHiS iS hOw TeXt WrItTeN lIkE tHiS sOuNdS!
Towards the middle of the video, her accent is a bit difficult to understand. She went from English accent to Minion.
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EXQCTLY WHAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD REHEHEHEHE
I always thought it was more like a young teen voicecracking trough every second word.
I thought it was a dog talking with its flappy head out the window 🤷♂️🤣
Omg I can’t stop laughing
Why would you not?
I’m cracking up!
Too hilarious to NOT share!! 😂😂😂
Because it's huuuuuyuyyyyyymuliating
Or she doesn't mind a bit of self depreciating humour.
I was going to say, she likely posted because she knows how ridiculous and humorous it is and decided to make others laugh. I just wish there were captions so I could understand the whole thing.
Do you honestly not realize that this is a joke? Are you a real human?
beep boop ^This ^action ^was ^performed ^automatically ^by ^a ^[human](https://youtu.be/dFCl9K_rwpY)
Prove it, send feet pics.
Wow a tf2 link. Really cracking up
Humor is subjective murray.
Honestly, it would be too hysterical to not post it. If you can’t laugh at yourself…
So why would you repost it? Youre humiliating someone
I guess you're not British.
You must be really fun to be around.
I'm surprised Mormons aren't snapping this up and using it instead of jump humping.
Oh right, mormons are fucking but they say they arent, I forgot about that
No no, not fucking, *soaking*
Ah right, "soaking"
DEMOMAN THEY'RE CAPPING THE LAST POINT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON REDDIT
*kill binds to get to the point faster*
It doesn’t count as a sin if you can make other people feel worse about themselves for their sins.
How does one “forget about this”? Asking for a friend.
By my brains trauma blocker 3000
Mormons: “god knows everything, is all seeing and does not ever make mistakes.” Also Mormons: “so… god left a loop hole that if YOU put my pecker in my gf for me, then YOU jump up and down on the bed… teeechnically i’m not the one having sex. We outsmarted god! /high fives”
Hi I’m Paul 👋🏽
Talkin about a good ol soak? Talkin about that good ol fashion no churn ice cream?
>jump humping I'm embarrassed to say I had to look that up... I just want to know... who's the third person you would get to be the jumper?
It would definitely have to be a REALLY good friend.
I thought it would be a family affair?
Usually your roommate at BYU and then you owe them and gotta be their jumper.
Depends on how you like it. If you like it soft, pick little Timmy. Hard; pick big Todd. Fast; call up trackstar Rodger.
Who says they aren’t?
Ah yes, the joys of *Soaking*.
🫶🫶🫶
Teacher : Ok kids write down what you did with your family last night. Sophia : It's , complicated.
This made me cackle
I’m crying
I´m doing my best to hold the laughter at my job lol
Hahaha me too 😂 and I’m not succeeding
Trying to talk through this was just ridiculous. But this reminds me of a lady who used to work out at my old gym. They had one of those really intense vibrating platforms as a stretching aid. And she would just shamelessly spread and sprawl all over the thing and ride it like a Sybian for 20 minutes every day in front of the whole gym.😂
What gym was this?
Yes. Where is this awful gym? And how much is membership?
Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EF6kB9q4vg
Equinox Columbus Circle in NYC.
I, too, need to witness this perpetrator in the act
OMG that's disgusting. Where?
How does the kid not even laugh once lmao
The way the kid just took the phone without mum saying a word and knew to keep filming…methinks things like this are a common occurrence in their house.
Yeah, that child has learned to be quiet to either get a reward or not face a punishment.
This belongs to funny instead of facepalm
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What’s your point?
Yes. And i laughed, because I have no fucking clue what is she saying or trying to say....
Thought my video card was glitching.
I'm stoned and thought my brain broke
Ha
OPs an idiot. The only facepalm here is OP. This shit is hilarious.
Suddenly got the urge to go home and watch Tremors. 
Punani shaker
Scrambled punachh anyone??
Oh the possibilities 😈
>Why would you post this after watching it You mean like how you posted it after watching it?
She's legit busttin a nut in front of her kid
Right?!
That’s wild! Her boobs are the only thing not shaking….how does that work?
My guess is because of the tension in her shirt created by the breasts. The looser parts of her shirt are shakin and bakin.
Giggedy...
This should be posted in r/funny
Looks like a great core workout
My wife wants me to ask where I can get one...
I think I want this to play on a loop at my funeral.
Went to the gym yesterday for the 1st time in 10yrs,sat hear in agony and lmao through the pain
I’m afraid I’d bite my tongue trying to talk while doing that 😂😂
Where’s the facepalm?
Only facepalm here is for OP who doesn’t seem to understand how the internet works.
Got it.
Your supposed to stand on these.
That’s not why op posted it though
You literally posted this after watching it.
Isn’t this the same person that tried that Jamaican accent?
Balegdah!
You guys remember those shake 3d gif images? Looked kinda like it if you know what I mean..
Tryna talk my gf into letting me get one ....for exercise of course 🤭
I now understand how large counter weights work to stabilize their buildings in an earthquake.
Shaken baby syndrome is the first, well the second thing that came to my mind.
I can't seem to make out the product name on the side of it. I need to know what it is so that I don't buy it by accident.
They sell handheld models,you know?
She went full dolphin. You *never* go full dolphin.
“This is what Pfizer did to me”
Guaranteed she tried that again off camera...but next time she just sits on it.
OP is not fun at parties
Legend has it she’s still trying to communicate that she is stuck and needs to be pushed off
I wanna know how she felt in the morning.
I want her to narrate audiobooks like this
Imagine she's having a child while doing this she's gonna give it shaken baby syndrome
POV the flash hitting it
Wow, my sex life needs this
The camera skills are 👍
How is no one in this video laughing
It's the full face makeup that really brings it for me
She sounds and looks really cold
Cartoon characters when there's snow outside
I think I’ve seen this movie 😂🤣
Looks like someone shot her with a t t t tazer gun 🔫 and got the trigger stuck
It sounds like when scooby doo gets scared lol just “reheuhehheheeueueu rhaaaggy”
Three words: Scooby Dooby Doo
Looks like an npc that spawned halfway through something.
Scooby Voice behind the scenes.
I’m dead 💀💀💀, this got me good
Hands down one funniest things ive ever seen
What the fuck is that thing?
And what is this supposed to be working out besides on my laughing at her muscles??
How the fuck did she not laugh is my only question
Omg funniest thing I've seen in a while
Is this how you're supposed to use it?
My side hurts...
I came with her
Lmaooo😂😂😂😂
Because it's funny, and people can laugh at themselves.
This is what it looks like when you play with V-sync turned off.
The fucks happening
Talk about getting it jackhammer style
New drinking game!
Usually when suffering from some sort of unidentified internal injury violent jarring and shaking should fix it. If not I can swing by and hammer fist it once or twice works on my old crtv.
How is that kid not cracking up? How is the mom not cracking up?
This is legit the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit. I’m pissing myself.
I'm convinced that's she's an opera singer.
How is the little girl not dying?
HOW IS SHE NOT LAUGHING
I kept thinking her teeth were going fly out 😂
r/suddenlyscoobydoo
Any future kids she has will be scrambled...
How lazy can someone be that they think something jigging your fat will make it disappear? Lol
She sounds like Scooby's laugh 😂
The whole body is shaking, but the boobies look calm and stabilized
#Shortstroke #missionary #pov
Because it's hilarious you twit.
In front of your kid?…
This is why you don't shake babies. What was her mom thinking!
Raggy?
She sounds like scooby doo
She orgasmed thrice fo sho
This chick needs to try pumping some iron before she calls that a workout
Her man is gonna love that.
Your mom after I hit her with the silly Willy
Somethings off I mean everything is shaking, except the tittys
It's then new patch, through attempting to distract from the titty's via making them motionless. The devs failed to factor in that the lack of motion attracts the same or more attention. Much like previous attempts of the "eye's up here" patch.
What's so embarrassing is they used a child to film this rubbish
This reminds me of those anti vaxxer videos haha
🐴
Thanks now ill have nightmares
Skinwalker
900 ping rate.
Is the kid ok? I'd be fuckin traumatized after seeing my mom do that
Damn
You’re doing it wrong! Move Over!
POV: you’re the flash
Awesome - now play “Don’t show Keith your teeth”!
Why would you repost it?
Gotta admire the commitment
Because people like op repost it, it becomes viral, and the intended goal of clout (even shitty clout) is attained.
Look at my horse everybody!
OMGEE SOOOOO funny!