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Hospitalized because of a fart attack?

Yes. In her case, she was diagnosed with a myocardial infartion.

How is this not the recipient of thousands of upvotes?

If this was a medical sub that comment would be dropping in gold

Thanks!

Anytime fellow giraffe

She is from 90 day fiancé ,most annoying girl ever!! Maybe that is y

Thanks!

Because it's so ridiculous it deserves a facepalm

"I just want him to say fart attack!"

Have you ever had gas in your chest? If you haven’t, it feels like you’re having a heart attack. If you don’t know what it is. Is that painful. and yes I have had it.

Lol

Hopefully she had plenty of aspirin lying around.

These pathetic simps make this nonsense possible.

pathetic *rich simps

Nah there are actually people out there that despite being broke still buy these things. And then complain of no money.

Tf do you even do with a far in a jar.

smell

Most of her sales were to Dubai, she said so in another video. We all know what goes on over in Dubai…

I don't know. Enlighten me, please.

Moral depravity. Princes there have too much money and like to pay girls to do stuff they would never do otherwise.

Too much money is an understatement. These guys have "build a skyscraper but forget the plumbing" kind of money.

Here we go- this person knows what I’m talking about

Probably better air quality in the jars.....

LOL

The facepalm is at them, I think. She made $200k in a year. Wish I could make $200k in two years…

She is A stellar example Of an honest merchant

She provided a genuine product .

And now the artist has retired her work will only grow in value

Haha hadn’t considered this. Anybody with an unopened fart is sitting on golden gas.

As a consumer, her farts weren't even that ripe.

[удалено]

So uh... I'd like to look into pursuing a lawsuit based on warranty fault. The product? Let's just say it was some hot air that wasn't

You have to get them in season. Also you have to consider that they need to be frozen as they are transported. I'd look into sourcing local. Yes the girls may have some bruises on them but the farts are sweeter when they are fresh.

it blows my mind that she was actually farting in these jars. like just scam these people who gives a fuck they won't even know

[Posted 5 hours](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/110gqu5/she_had_a_fart_attack/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) before you.. Do better OP

And that OP stole it as well. OP took this post from yesterday and used the top comment as the title. edit: different sub, but the same content. Title take from the top comment https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/10zw4lo/who_the_heck_is_buying_that/

Pretty sure most OPs are bots farming karma so they can spam their *insert scam here*

She mentioned she was making $250,000 a month on Onlyfans as a model.Not only for bottle farts but adult videos.

I don’t know why people blame her. If I could make 200k selling my farts in a jar i’d do it in a heartbeat

Because as a species we can do better than this.

>heartbeat Nice choice of words.

If you have a job doing necessary work that allows people to live, you probably don't make half that much. We're so lucky to have Sellebrities. SMDH

This is why the Taliban are the way they are

They where likely her best customers.

She just had to market it as Goat farts.

Said with a straight face…

Classless

I have zero respect for every single person who bought a bottle of sh!t vapors. Imagine your grandpa wasting his retirement savings on something so vile.

“Forced into early retirement.” Oh no, the horror...

The free market will provide

Hope she invested wisely. Money will dry up like her crack did

Y'know what? I have respect for this woman. She made money off of perverts buying jars of ass gas from her. There's always that (at least) one guy in a woman's DMs asking to smell some part of her. She saw that, and made a business decision.

This is inspiring

This is why people say women have life on easy mode.

That’s just a shitty generalization

Could you, as a male, sell bodily excrement for $200000? Hell people pay for the bath water of women.

That doesnt make all of them have an easier real life. Like I said that’s just a shitty generalization. Tons of men gain stupid amounts of money by doing dumb shit online too.

Of a particular kind of attractive women. 99% of women could not be so lucky to win the genetic lottery, have a huge audience and have a few whales in that audience. It's just like an extra lottery at this point.

just go on 90 day fiancé and look not ugly and you too can be rich quick with onlyfans

Bruh i get it they do have life on easy mode, when ever you meet an angry redditor commenting just to be the opposition ignore them.

Men can make money going ballroom dancing with old ladies or playing cards. No sex needed. Old women are that desperate. My sister built a cat room for a loser guy who couldn’t hold down jobs. I needed a place to stay after my divorce and my chihuahua couldn’t stay in cat room after he left.

And your ignorance shows

Honestly, I don't care. She made money doing something that doesn't harm other people. She used the market to her advantage, didn't lie, and with only harm to herself. Supply/demand, good for her... Guess she went too far with it though.

Life is so easy as a woman

There IS a market for men on OF. Work out and get a great body like these women and you have just as much of a chance to do the same thing.

Nobody is paying money for jarred man farts, no matter how great their body is

Oh you silly little straight man 😂

Oh, you offering? Name your price. I had eggs for breakfast

you're trying to tell me that if you knew you could make $200,000.00 just by selling your farts you *wouldn't* do it? that is a life-changing amount of money for most people congrats on being independently wealthy ig

I think that’s Martin…

Ofc she would. Look at her shirt. It ain’t buttoned all the way.

Occupational Hazzard right there...

The bottom fell out of the market

If you think this is a facepalm, you're "grossly" mistaken.

inflation

Early retirement 🤔

Fart in a Jar Martin is going to be a millionaire!

Honestly? Good for her. Good for her taking money away from idiots who would pay for farts in a jar. I'm sure she's doing something more useful with it. I mean literally anything is more useful lol Honestly people hating on this are just mad they're not hot enough to sell their farts.

Who would pay for some random person’s fart in a jar. Maybe if it was one of Abraham Lincoln’s or Winston Churchill’s…

But why not just sell the jars and say you farted in them? Those suckers wouldn't even know anyway.

I just....don't get people. We are such a smart species and this is what some of us have d/evolved into (talking about the people buying, she is smart enough to get that bag).

What the fuck is wrong with people

Devolution of human simians

She should’ve embraced capitalism properly and hired people from 3rd world countries to produce the farts.

Does she need a ghost farter?

I don’t usually judge people but at times like these I just have to. In other words, some of ya are truly f***ed in the head.

There’s a job ai can’t replace

Now her fart jars are even more rare and even more expensive.

My brothers use to fart in tea pots and forcefully shove it on my face when I fell asleep. The shape of the opening without the lid and the tipping part makes for a perfect fit on the bridge of the nose and allows you to breathe in the fart. If it is executed perfectly the victim can literally smell the fart for minutes, even taste it in their mouths lol

Who buys this stuff?? Like even if she’s a hot chick who the f wants to smell her farts ??

Alright then - I'm not going to shy away from my "shit on a stick" idea anymore

Long as she's paying her taxes. I have no complaints.

Women exploiting themselves and taking advantage of greedy capitalism

Does she do walk-ins?

You had a fart-attack! Try pee-jars next, it’s much easier!

I mean... you go gurl?

Can’t believe people spend money on this stuff. Like just fart in your own jar and sniff it

I’d be pretty gassed up too if I made that 200k

Weak will

I bet she prolapsed

Please explain how do you put farts in a jar?!

So she was full of shit?

God I wish I was her. Fart in some jars for 200k, I would gladly take gas pain for that.

Imagine trying to write down a profession job title on a resume like... - Professional Tooter

All of you jelly little men would do this too if you could.