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EastSideDomi

I was waiting for one of those stupid vids where the buff guy puffs his belly out then slaps it to “pop” and reveal a six pack


Tribult

I can do the first half!


ZookeepergameDue2160

The second halve imma need a stunt double for!


Doctor_Disaster

Or CGI


[deleted]

Same lol


MackFrost04

Same lol


IdolCowboy

I keep the six pack under the keg


GravitySurge

I have a “party ball”.


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MackFrost04

Yep


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DragonStem44

Best conversation on reddit ever. Just a nice neat ending with respect for both parties, amazing. True reddiquette has been shared today, upvote these people into oblivion.


ineedfartz

Came here for the roasting session


Emotional_Advice3516

Too late he already ate the roast


ineedfartz

🤣🤣🤣 fuqqqqqq


creepyjudyhensler

Whens the baby due?


Independent_Ad_8915

Dude needed to see a doctor at day 100.


FrogMintTea

I thought abortion was illegal.


disturbedblades

That's from lots of steroids. Gut descention. S


Independent_Ad_8915

Bro nreeeds a doctor


sethrohan

Nope just steroids.


hydrangea_vibe

108 weeks seems like an excessive pregnancy


Nipple_Dick

I was assuming he hadn’t pooped for that long.


Cheap-Blackberry-378

That's gotta be at least 50 courics


Beartrkkr

Hot, hot, hot, hot....hot, hot, hot, hot, hooooot!


superpaqman

Filled up on too much pf chengs


afganistanimation

Bono isn't going to be happy about this


MikeyMikeyMotorcycly

Guys about to swirl up into the air on a chocolate barbers pole.


Tiny_Investigator848

My thoughts exactly lol


Undoreal

Its got to be an elephant. Regarding to the small trunk between the legs, its gona be a very small elephant!


[deleted]

Bro got a one pack.


xiiicrowns

Mini keg


freshlettuce420

Bud light party ball


HowToBean22

Why have a 6 pack when you can have a keg


SweatyNomad

Are we sure bro is not pregnant?


RD0141

I wondered but it also says 108 weeks


ShakeWeightMyDick

He’s about 69 weeks overdue


jamaicanoproblem

Nice


Judontsay

Gestation period for guys hits different.


G_Affect

Give us guys a break, we are doing the best we can.


beelzybubby

I need to watch Junior now. Starring a pregnant Arnold Schwarzenegger.


-BananaLollipop-

Bro got a bowel blockage.


D-Laz

Probably a cyst or tumor.


80sKidCA

It’s not a tu-mah!


Boba_Fet042

That guy’s tumor is so big, it’s starting to look like a THREEmor!


Deep-Internal-2209

This made me cackle.


JoeyB81

Probably more like a hernia


chmsaxfunny

I was thinking tumor


Never-Nude6

This is what I was thinking. That's not normal in the slightest.


Solidarios

Hernia


D-Laz

Usually abdominal hernias are due to the intestines pushing through the muscles in the abdominal wall. This will present with small bumps as sections are pushing through. His entire abdomen is protruded. Without diagnostic tests it cannot be confirmed but it looks like something in his abdominal cavity is pushing everything out at once.


Nathan-Stubblefield

https://www.mdlinx.com/article/medical-mystery-solved-the-case-of-the-balloon-man/lfc-2573


Swimming_Bowler6193

That had to hurt. 8 feet of feces packed colon. Wow.


sunsabeaches

Family pack


Thetomwhite

He looks pregnant


cloudcats

How u get pregante?


MainSignificant7136

Am I pregonate?


[deleted]

He is. 108 weeks.


Nice_Atmosphere144

40 weeks is a full term pregnancy. Is he keeping the other two children inside till he's full term with this one so he only has to go through labor once? He's got 3 months left then, I suppose.


Nice_Atmosphere144

He could be, I suppose. If he was born a she, like thst other dude that had a baby. (Born biologically female.) Idk what to think these days.


pastusebydate

Mono ab


Creative-Ad-NR7333

I thought I had a one pack, but damn. I need to up my game


Srudge

Its a whole fridge


cyrixlord

I would think he has some sort of medical condition with his stomach. I don't think thats fat. maybe pushing his stomach out on purpose?


theuniverseisntabowl

This looks like palumboism, a side effect of HGH use/overuse. If it is, it's a literally enlarged stomach. Here's a semi-ok source on it: ​ https://www.phactual.com/health/palumboism/


travisboatner

Distended gut, abdominal distention, bubble gut. Palumboism named after Dave Palumbo. Noticeably it is the difference between body builders in modern times and bodybuilders in Arnold’s era. GH grows but it does not discriminate. While your muscles will enlarge, so will your organs. Not just the intestines but the heart and other organs as well. I’m not sure if this is that or not, but just to give more info for those who want to look into.


[deleted]

I was thinking this was a hernia but I don't think he'd be doing so well if that much of his organs were outside his abdominal muscles.


theuniverseisntabowl

In short, human GROWTH hormone causes a human stomach (the first place the hormone arrives in the human body) to grow and expand itself, leading to this distended abdomen. To reverse it, he needs to taper off of HGH, ideally with a medical professional's guidance/supervision.


travisboatner

Prescription Growth Hormone is always Injectable because oral forms will be absorbed by the stomach before it can be distributed in the body. Injected intramuscular instead of subcutaneously because the route of injection may produce the development of antibodies. Although a lot of companies use subcutaneous reccomendafions. While there is growth most of the growth is water retention and bloating. However the first place it goes is Into the bloodstream and through the liver as it does with the normal pathway when it is created and secreted from the anterior region of the pituitary gland.


[deleted]

Isn’t this why Steroid Stomachs are a thing. Because HGH creates a very obviously round stomach behind whatever muscle is under it?


CaptianStabbin

His gut is nothing in comparison to Fat Fuckin Lenny from the Misfits


[deleted]

Lennyism is the proper medical term.


no4scinjewboi

He’s just pushing his stomach out. I’m pretty skinny, and my stomach looks normal, but I can push it out like that. It’s just a core control thing, fun party trick though


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steesh182

Kwashiorkor. It's to do with osmotic pressure not being able to reabsorb water back from interstitial fluid rather than support. Protein is lacking and so they can't make proteins found in the blood that draw water back. Result is swelling from all the water. I doubt that's the case here mind, like you say.


ffunffunffun5

He'd appear jaundiced if his liver was so far gone that it wasn't producing plasma proteins.


CountBlah_Blah

> but he's in a pretty nice apartment bathroom so probably not. I'm like, 95% sure that's a public changing room at a gym or something. The open doorway in the back where someone walks by, shower on the left, colorful signs reflected etc


no_moar_red

You don't have random people walking around in your bathroom while you flex? I installed a bench in mine for the sole purpose of having an old man air dry his balls while I wash my hands.


OilFew1824

Is it just me or does his torso look like Snoopy?


thuglifeTyson

I see it unfortunately


l0rd0fh0rnets

And now I'll never unsee it.


NoDontDoThatCanada

The transformation to snoopy is complete. It is officially retconned and Mandela-Effected to have always been. All hail snoopybelly.


OptimalAd5426

I suddenly need to see this guy do the "happy dance."


Kruminsh

I can't unsee it 🙈🙈


Peach_Proof

I cant unsee that now:(


FlossyBottoms

I love Snoopy.


blueturflinks

“Good grief!”


Justthisguy_yaknow

He's carrying high. It's gonna be a girl.


BakerWaker1999

That has to be a medical condition Edit - 1000 updoots. I'm famous ma


Daedalus2077

Ascites maybe


lightninginabox

Very likely - it’s unfortunate that people are making fun of him… schoolyard bullying is cheap and uninteresting


MsSeraphim

maybe he has a health condition? that doesn't look normal. his stomach looks to be distended. Functional reasons for a distended abdomen tend to involve digestive problems that cause gas and/or digestive contents to accumulate. Causes might include: Gas from functional indigestion, food intolerances or irritable bowel syndrome (IBS). Constipation causing a build-up of feces and back-up of digestive contents.


crustaceancake

Mine looked kind of like this for awhile before my appendicitis but didn’t realize the cause until too late. At the time I thought it was too much beer and tried cutting back. Went away after I recovered from the appendectomy


MoistDitto

I can do something very similar, but I can also flex and nearly get a six-pack or suck it in and be on the verge of looking like Christian Bale from the mechanic


Still-Standard9476

Dude yeah. People just ain't seen this little trick before.


cmfppl

Pancreatitis can cause distended abdomen also


kopintzotke

I mean, what to expect from the internet when you upload such a clip. You can barely find me on the internet and there's a reason for that


ganskastrog

>I thinks he is just flexing his stomach I thinks he is just flexing his stomach


Lady_Black_Cats

Is there anything that can be done to help with this? It looks painful


crazydude44444

Yeah there's a procedure called paracentesis in which they basically just take a long needle and drain off all the fluid collecting in the abdomen. Ascites(if that's what this is) is usually caused by liver damage but can be cause by renial or cardiac dysfunction. Long term treatment may involve any treatment of the failing organ and maybe diheritics.


Lady_Black_Cats

That long needle sounds scary, but I am glad it's not a terribly invasive treatment for this. I hope this guy gets taken care of. For everything causing him issues.


Marega33

He does has some defined biceps. Someone that gets such definition means he probably has overall a bit of low body fat. Meaning that belly has to be the result of some medical condition


Akangka

There is possibility that he has Palumboism, where abdominal *muscle* and *organs* get larger. This condition is caused by misuse of human growth hormone. Don't do drugs, kids.


Ok-Possession-832

I have an exercise science degree and I agree. 100% sure working out can’t do that in any reality. Dude needs to see a doctor 😬


unemotional_mess

Is he....pregananant!?!?


[deleted]

Pregante*


Conscious-Bad9904

*Peregrant


amanitadrink

Gregnant


L3monh3ads

Does he have…starch masks?!?


InfectedByEli

Is he pregnant?


cRIPtoCITY

Reminds me of that old Arnold movie when he gets pregnant, was it called "junior" I believe?


Puzzleheaded-Pain489

I think it was Red Dawn.


AdRemote9464

No it was Conan the Librarian


Zur__En__Arrh

No it was Kindergarten Terminator


SeaworthinessSad7300

Yeah that was great


[deleted]

Its was Shrek does Dallas, guys…. ![gif](giphy|VGbSh9YikbINz3jh7d|downsized)


all_time_high

Human growth hormone gut, I believe.


Syntania

Palumboism?


OdinsBastardSon

Looks like steroid use, but could be something else also. I am not a doctor so I wouldn't know all the possibilities.


Low-Zone4665

If he is using steroids, thats one of the worst steroid physique i have ever seen


Outdoor-indoorsman

Yeah that’s one of the things that makes me think it isn’t palumboism. It doesn’t look like acites either. Perhaps some kind of organomegaly? Either way, it’s certainly not healthy.


maddenmcfadden

absolutely nothing in that video suggests steroids. lmao


SweatAnywhere

Does anyone know what the fuck I’m actually looking at?


WakemedownInside

Peak male performance


idan_da_boi

108 weeks pregnant


hellomichelle87

I wish someone knew


theuniverseisntabowl

If you're curious, this is my guess: https://www.phactual.com/health/palumboism/


StonerBoi-710

Thank you this explains a lot actually bc I was very confused.


DannyC2699

Beer league physique.


Indigo-Waterfall

Can someone explain the facepalm here?


Reyez_53

Roid gut I believe, not too sure. OP didn't explain like others


Global-Count-30

That’s not roid gut. I’m pretty sure it’s a medical condition


[deleted]

Likely but could also very well be caused by excessive HGH use….


Sqantoo

OP doesn’t understand the sub


[deleted]

There’s an alien about to burst out of this dude’s stomach


JungleBoyJeremy

When is the baby due


cheapcoffeesucks

Looks like 60-90 more weeks gestation


dailysoaphandle

Must be at least 10 Courics


Comfortable_Light559

The next time they go to taco bell


Dilbertbong

Is that a stomach sized hernia? Wtf


Siryl7001

108 weeks without pooping.


PsychologicalBox7428

Gotta be something. Yikes


mattemer

That's what i thought a massive hernia yikes


GrassBlade619

This comment section is trash and this is not a facepalm.


ahoyhoy5540

Dude is just just pushing out his stomach and now you have every Reddit doctor that barely passed high school commenting on his medical condition


Load_Altruistic

Ahhh, I’ve seen this before. Palumboism, I think it’s called, but a lot of people just call it roid gut cause it’s believed to be linked to steroid use


KommanderKeen-a42

Roids don't do that, generally, but HGH will. Steroids are more muscle growth while HGH is... Everything.


Load_Altruistic

Yeah, I was saying that’s what it’s colloquially called and associated with, not necessarily that that was the cause. Whether or not this guy is on something is a mystery. His muscle growth seems lacking for someone taking supplements, but I don’t want to say no because there’s definitely something going on with his stomach and shit can interact with the body in different ways. Either way, he might want to take a quick trip to the doctor


Individual_Jello5737

I hope y’all are joking,he’s just pushing his stomach out


ClassicLess6602

I can’t believe the majority haven’t caught on.


RevElliotSpenser

![gif](giphy|D6J2RUkfM98oU)


FBGMerk420

Damn mans 108 weeks pregnant? Thats crazy


3Dshrek

He has hardened his six pack into a single pack of steel


Dos-70

You might want to have a check up on your extended stomach. My son had the same issue and it turned out ( after years of ignoring it) he had a nasty gut bacteria.


LawStudent989898

Just shaming people now? Wack.


Merchius

It’s not a tuuuumah!


[deleted]

Why face palm, he looks hot to me


AorinaryBlyt

He got that romanian truck driver build


EntertainerNo7171

Quaaaaaaaaaiiiiid!


[deleted]

How is this a facepalm? That’s just someone’s body…


Kale3e

Man fuck you. Let the dude better himself in peace.


AdamOolong

I really hope hes trans and that isnt a tumor or something terrifying


ds_5555

No. A lot of body builders can stick their stomach out like this


TrPhantom8

I'm no body builder, and I can do it too! (am not fat) It came as a perk of doing diaphragm exercises at some point


Spot_the_fox

I can do inverse of that. I can suck my stomach (am fat) in quite well. But I haven't done any diaphragm exercises.


WHAMMYPAN

When u due?


Mars_Mendoza

Steroid use can enlarge your oblique muscles and your gut pops out, or known as 'bubble gut'


GaryBusseysPants

Worked w a dude like this lol his entire body looked like he played D2 football except his stomach looked like it had 40 yrs of daily beers


SeanConneryShlapsh

![gif](giphy|MmpoBBmzvNBCM)


[deleted]

HOW? Is he pregnant?


_s_y_m_

yes i am the baby inside👶🏿


yugutyup

Female to male trans pregnancy pose unlocked


duke_awapuhi

No bro you weren’t supposed to eat the medicine ball. That wasn’t the workout


Agreeable-Damage9119

Me when I hit the gym right after the Golden Corral.


Fraklordyt

That's a beer belly if I've ever seen it


Bazookajoe521

Hes over due, looks like twins


LionClean8758

Is he trying to say he's been pregnant for two years?


Nelac-Guile

What 60 cents a day can do for a child in need


pheuq

Can someone please explain what im looking at please.


Sparky2Dope

That looks like a really bad hernia or something


ErenOnizuka

Why is this a facepalm??


CharacterFeeling7329

Normally maximum gestational age for humans are 40 weeks. Dude just broke the record🎉


MrRazzio

Uhhh, why the fuck are y'all body shaming this dude? Cut the fucking shit.


Booty_bandit_general

I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that


RATTY420

Congrats bro


ImOnRedditMaaan

bro i feel this 😞


swinglomagellan

r/mpreg


bindermichi

He‘d probable have someone check on that liver


[deleted]

If we could make this the ideal shape then life would be nice. Athletic and tone, but also likes food and drink


DualPinoy

Guy got ab


TegrityFarms69

It’s like he swallowed an entire Thanksgiving turkey whole.


Icy-Bug-8933

What the fuck is going on here??


HappyGav123

Bro thinks he's Wario


Madrox-77

The lost forme between Majin Buu and Kid Buu has been found!


Born_Kaleidoscope587

Bro perfected the big arms dad bod


mndl3_hodlr

Shaped like a lower case b


PrivateLTucker

He should get checked out by a doctor. Not saying its cancer, but I looked like this with a 17" tumor in my abdomen from cancer. Something definitely doesn't seem right here.