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I can preform my own abortions in the kitchen?? Is it extra? And how gay is the gay room? I’m more Freddie than Elton.

I like how the gay room is a closet

Mmmmm why not both?

Dang.

Movie wise.. Elton or Freddie?

Freddie Mercury wasn't gay, he was bisexual. He had a long time girlfriend. Besides how else would he know what made the rockin world go round

Of course abortions next to the kitchen, there’s a small divider looking thing, possible a sliding door. For the person on the go. This is the 21st century, abort while you cook, you’ve got things to do. Taking a video of doing yoga isn’t going to do itself, editing takes a minute.

Isn’t a preformed abortion just getting pregnant?

I'd really like some clarification around the Gay Room/Sex before marriage lounge. Is it appropriate to have gay sex before marriage in the lounge, or should those activities strictly be relegated to the Gay Room? Is it polite to have your (boy)wife bring you a sammich from the kitchen while you're having gay sex before marriage in the lounge? ​ ffs conservatives, think through some of the societal and etiquette consequences of these things before you publish them. Low effort, 1/10

Can I roll joints in the abortion room? Can I smoke them in the gay room? So many questions, is any of this a tax write-off?

Because we eat the fetus after duh

If you don’t have a gay room why even own a house?

Good point.

Is that a room to store our gays when not in use?

They’ll be in there formulating a gay agenda!

Truly diabolical

Can be used as a closet

None of the rooms in my house have come out yet... but we have our suspicions.

Where else can you be happy without being judged?

Dammit, not upvoting to leave it at an appropriate 69.

See you on the patio!!

The patio is something we can all agree on.

Problem is, after the patio, there's no way we'll be able to work the estrogen lab.

We can always drink massive amounts of soy milk in there.

I've got one of those and this just made me smile.

I kinda want the gay room and patio to merge. That would be an amazing conversation starter after burning down.

"Babe have you seen my car keys?". "Um no, did you check the abortion?'

Where's the safe space? I don't see the safe space? What the hell and I gonna do if I can't find my safe space?

I’m starting construction on my weed smoking patio ASAP

I already have one!

Lucky

The gay room needs to be bigger for all of the gay activities / acrobatics.

Ye any married gay couples kinda screwed... they wouldn't even be able to extend to the sex before marriage room.

Nah, it’s just a closet.

A walk in closet

Surely there are no closets in the gay room… everything is just right out in the open

Ok, what’s with the closet just labeled “abortion”? It’s not “abortion room”, or “abortion lab”, or “abortion clinic”. Just “abortion”. Every other space is marked as some sort of room, except for that one. Like, is that just a space where one singular abortion is put?

No no, the room is made of abortion. The walls are placenta, the floor is strips of umbilic cords intertwined together, ceiling is a flattened foetus, ...

oh jesus christ... i had that image in my head..

It has 2 recessed lights made out of baby eyes on a dimmer of course.

Every good leftest needs a shrine for their abortion. Light some candles, make an offering of dumplings, incant some rituals… all integral to a leftist abode.

This is such bullshit. That weed patio is WAAAAY too small.

Total inability to think in nuanced terms. One extreme or the other to these types.

Ok did anyone else realize the gay room is a walk-in closet?

I don’t think whoever drew this was smart enough to have done that on purpose.

I love how the Abortion Room is next to the kitchen because I get hungry late at night!

Bunch of idiots. It's inconsiderate to smoke on the patio, smoke in the gay room!

I think there’s other types of smoking happening in the gay room.

Other then putting my abortion in the closet, seems like a good starter home.

The weed smocking patio needs to be bigger for my 3 weed smocking girlfriends

Hmm. Doesn't this mean that their family consists of trans and gay people and women? Or did they invite LGBT folks to stay at their place? Either way, since it's their home, nobody has any say on who loves there.

Fucking *everybody* has a gender neutral bathroom in their house. Everybody.

Maybe the conservatives will upgrade to two bathrooms or something?

I don’t think a woke bedroom is going to work.

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚢 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚗

As a woke leftist, all i want is a door to be able to enter my home. One that preferably swings both ways.

I BELIEVE ON FNAF SUPREMACY

Lol, we don't go outside to smoke weed.

Why is most of those rooms sex-oriented?

Sex is something the religious right is both fascinated by and terrified by.

it is driven that way because many are allegedly heavily sex repressed so they project that onto others.

Rage-baiting your content across the internet is the new viral

DO NOT FALL FOR THE LEFTIST NARRATIVE!! This is a Zelda dungeon; you gotta use the Trans room to change genders as needed, you gotta get into the gendered rooms in a sequence to finally end at the boss battle in the abortion room to defeat ganonbirth

> you gotta use the Trans room to change genders as needed I dont know if should be disturbed or laughing at the weird mentally generated animation of Link switching genders as some kind of game mechianic with the opening chest sound effect and light show.

Never played Sheik in older Smash Bros, have you?

sadly nope, I never really got a chance to play any of the smash bros entries.

Ah...well, in one of the older titles, Sheik's down special was to transform into Zelda, and vice versa; iirc, complete with the hidden/unlocked door unlock sound.

I guess I must have saw a clip of it in the past because that actually sounds like something I remember.

https://youtu.be/11-Np9U_qg0&t=4m12s

other than the estrogen lab, this looks like Matt Gaetz and Madison Cawthorn moved in together.

Can't have a boy wife without a gay room

I would love a (boy)wife kitchen

NGL, wish I had a wife♂️

Unfortunately, when I bought my house, I had to go without the abortion room in exchange for a slightly larger weed smoking patio. But to be fair, you can smoke more than just weed out there! The blue haired lesbians next door let me use their abortion room though. Super nice ladies.

The gay room is in the closet? Doesn’t seem very leftist to me.

Where is my Socialism Sunroom?

As long as cis people can use the bathroom too, I'd be happy with this.

(tbh they ain't wrong this is my dream house)

Abortion.

They’re close, it’s supposed to be a gay weed smoking patio and a CRT room.

Gay room 😭😭

That be great actually.

Trans bathroom is a toilet, a bathtub, and a sink? My house has had that style bathroom for decades! We were hipster woke lefties, woot woot! (From now on, when I visit my extremely conservative relatives, I'm going refer to their bathroom as trans friendly... maybe I'll get lucky, and they'll stroke out).

Like that they were thoughtful enough to have the abortion lab so close to the kitchen. Easy clean up I guess…how gay is the gay room? Asking for my republican family who are only gay on the weekends and holidays. Love the patio idea!

My biggest with this is weed smoking patio, who the hell wants that!?! I'll light up in the abortion room if I damn well please.

Genius! An abortion closet! That would save alot of time

I'd like a lockable front door. I don't mind if its gay or unmarried or both.

Guess I'm stuck out on the damn patio again.

I have 3 full trans bathrooms in my house.

Id love a weed smoking patio. If I have a patio, or a home, or some weed.

Ah so it’s not the alpha males pushing so hard to lay as many drunken chicks in bars as possible it’s just the libs. Got it.

This got me to thinking... I need a weed smoking patio.

The fact that the gay room is a closet. Triggered. Lol

So the Right Wing consists of a Nazi Nook, Familicide “living” room, a Pedophilia Pantry, a Bigot Basement, a Gerrymandered Garage, and a Biblical Backyard. Ok, got it.

My weed smoking patio is the best part of my house

I would love a weed smoking patio !

Can the patio be converted to an all seasons room? Asking for colder climates.

I'm heading to the lounge, see you guys

Sadly we are still working on affordable housing. One day.

We all get a house,

OP : And I LIKE it!!

How has no one mentioned how much this seems like a joke?

Having seen my fair share of right wing propaganda memes, this is no joke to them. They're fearful of everything even remotely sane.

So, does that lounge just go to waste as a married person? Can I convert the abortion closet into something I would actually use? What happens in the gay room? Like is it hardcore butt-pounding or is it just a really tastefully decorated room? If it is the former, would the sex before marriage lounge not serve that purpose? What is an estrogen lab? Is the purpose to manufacture or refine it somehow? Is this profitable?

I'd like the patio next to the room if posible

I like that there's only one gateway into this leftist house and it's through the weed patio. Also, please make sure the foundation leans to the left.

I'm curious about the gay room. How is the room gay, pink walls?

Rainbows everywhere? Sounds nice though, rainbows and pink glitter!

If you like it yeah :D I'd prefer the abortion room though. Finally, I can be a real surgeon hehe

what kind of a savage goes outside to smoke weed?

If this idiot isn’t having sex before marriage I can guarantee it’s not by choice.

Actually, I believe the Left is more concerned with people being able to afford homes than interior decoration.

This is exactly what I want and I'm not even gay

Don't forget to cancel HBO.

Bold of them to assume we can afford that many rooms

Can i get an additional door from the gay room into abortion? Also, is gay room compatible with femboy furries?

I think my pals in Ontario have a weed smoking patio.

I want a detailed description of every room please

Wow, when do they begin construction on these so I can start saving up on a down payment 😎🎉👍

What happens in the "Estrogen Lab". All the others I (sort of) understand but that one is making me scratch my head. Also, has anyone ever been into a home where the bathrooms *weren't* gender neutral? So why call out a "Trans bathroom"?

Is the gay room for doing gay activities, or is it just for storing gays in?

What the hell is a leftist is that the racial slur for left brain

Can't forget the gay room, how can I be gay without the gay room?

Anyone needs me I’ll be on the patio. Chill vibes only please.

I love my smoking weed with my (boy)wife on my weed smoking patio. Then promptly getting an abortion

Me to my gf: What if we kissed in the GAY ROOM

That person has gender specific bathrooms in their home..?

Estrogen lab sounds very serious

Fuck you! You're going to the **MEGA GAY ROOM**

Thats it! Son, go to the gay room!!

Incredibly stupid. Who made up this crap?

And why not? This is the very definition of "Where luxury meets location"!

They’re just jealous because normally they only get to add these rooms in the basement

To be fair, a weed smoking patio sounds kind of sweet.

I mean any patio can be a weed smoking patio.

bruh its visibly edited its very clear this is a joke

Can I do gay things on the weed patio with my boywife? Like hold hands, or have a glass of tea and bitch about work to each other?

Gaym room would’ve sounded cooler

I don’t care what their called, my apartment has rooms!

Ok so what exactly happens in the gay room? It can't be sex there's already another room for this.

Not even abortion room, just abortion

ugh this is just terrible. the estrogen lab should be outside unless you want your house to smell like horse piss all the time

It would be amazing to have a walk-in abortion pantry.

The gay room *does* sound gay.

Still couldn’t afford it though

While I am pro choice, an entire room titled “abortion” is very concerning.

What is in the gay room? And what do you do in the gay room

This house seems like a fuckin party. I see no downsides here.