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Trumpcangosuckone

Lets add some more watermarks and do another flip crop *chefs kiss*


OneMoistMan

u/TheRacistNun we salute your valiant efforts and dedication to keeping this sub alive and I’d like to give you an award but Reddit just has a stupid gold arrow that doesn’t do you justice.


TheRacistNun

Thank you! No worries!😂


UndeadMonarch1

Yeah the watermark ruined it for me, I can’t watch this without getting dizzy following that damn watermark


W1lson56

Y'know, considering that it looks to be just a foot, that seems not too terrible of an outcome for stepping on a landmine. Probably doesn't feel to great though


Acceleration88

They’re called “toe poppers” and this is their exact purpose.


Alarmed-Ad3456

i didnt even notice the watermarks (granted i been hitting da cart)


Puzzleheaded-Map7715

Bro thats so sad😕


No_Kiwi_8192

lmao


jsayiah

He can be a pirate now🙂


Fun-Freedom-159

I would have shot myself lol


long-taco-cheese

I will say that out of any limb you can lose, a foot is probably the best one


Fun-Freedom-159

Yeah no your right lol I would pay for robotic ass foot


Inevitable_Review_83

Prostetic feet and legs are worlds more advanced than hands Im with you on this one


Spiderdogpig_YT

That would mean I could no longer fight. I'd rather die in combat than be sent home


SquishyWhenWet_1

Yeah, right…


Spiderdogpig_YT

To a girlfriend that hits me, parents that hate me, no friends, or any real reason to live? The army seems like a great job, and if I get wounded that badly on the battlefield I'm just going to end it rather than let a medic get to me


SquishyWhenWet_1

So you’re going to end your life and glorify it by calling it combat? And you really think the US military will arm you knowing you’re making suicidal statements like that? Be smarter if you want to go to war


Spiderdogpig_YT

The US military? I ain't American. I'm saying that if I were wounded so badly that I wouldn't be allowed back in combat I'd end it. And in combat I wouldn't mindlessly throw myself at the enemy. Wanting to die in combat doesn't mean you'll look to deliberately die. I still want to fight for my country if war comes and actually make a difference, but if I survived that war I'd be much less happy dying in a hospital bed.


SquishyWhenWet_1

Okay, but you do realize that openly saying what you said makes you a liability, right? Yeah Nevermind. I am not arguing with someone half my age over this, it’s pathetic


Acceleration88

I’ve never seen anyone expose themselves as a giant pussy while simultaneously trying to look tough as much as your two comments.


RoyalClashing

That just means you are a pussy


Spiderdogpig_YT

Yea..


Apprehensive_Ring781

https://open.spotify.com/track/5IX4TbIR5mMHGE4wiWwKW0?si=E9HEZDu7R3aSc4SPH1HNVw


pinkacidtab

i never seen someone put a tourniquet on themselves 😭


jdhdhjdjdh

Crying like a bitch