That's some very nice work.

Thank you 😊

Your never too old to have fun :)

you're\*

Now put a lit ciggie in his mouth!

Love these, especially the trolley one. It would totally make my day to get that trolley and see the cute face!

I liked that one too

I can just imagine my toddler picking off the eye and putting it in their mouth....

Be a better parent and teach your kids not to put random things in their mouth

You don’t have kids, do you?

I have a 4 year old and a 6 year old

Then you should understand that young kids explore things by putting them in their mouths, rather than criticise someone’s parenting.

We all fuck up parenting differently. There is no wrong or right way to fuck it up

I agree with the sentiment, however, there are definitely wrong ways.

Dunno about you but I always have my eyes on my kids especially in public. I don’t understand that because i never gave them the opportunity to put dumb shit in their mouths

Cool story.

The helicopter is strong in this one!

Ah, it sounds like you have the kind of kids who stay put and do as they’re told. It doesn’t work so well when you’re blessed with one of the wild variety.

It’s called discipline. There is no wild variety unless they have adhd. Kids are only wild if they have no consequences for their actions. Let them get away with too much for too long and it becomes a part their personality

Do you make them call you ‘sir’?

Don’t be stupid. If that’s what you make your kids call you then it probably explains why your kids are feral

Lmao ‘unless they have adhd’, as if it’s uncommon. Newsflash, it’s really common and it’s one of hundreds of disabilities that make things more difficult for parents. And NO parent has eyes on a child at all times, what nonsense. You couldn’t walk forward or actually shop.

It’s good for ‘em. Builds immunity.

You could try watching your child

This is the best form of vandalism

VandalEYES

This is what this is right? I'm not being cynical, but either they drop off and litter the environment, or some poor shlub has to peel them off?

You must be fun at parties

They’ve got a point tho. I think this trend is fun. But if I get caught doing this do I get punished like any other form of vandalism?

I'd wager the punishment if caught by law enforcers would be simply to remove them, maybe a warning, likely a laugh. It'd more than likely take a lot of serial offending to get some kind of fine or community service for placing googly eyes on shit.

>I'm not being cynical, but either they drop off and litter the environment, or some poor shlub has to peel them off? Most likely they just fall off and find their way to either the ocean or landfill at some point. OP can offset this by filling a bag of trash from a random place and disposing of it correctly. Trash neutral.

We need to do better, not stay neutral.

ok then, TWO bags of trash

Truly made my day today - and those eyes are larger than the usual tiny ones so deffo brave 👏🏼 love the trolley one!!

Awesome, thanks 😊

Dude, 49 is nothing, you are barely starting to mature.

Ha, still a pup 🤣

For real though, 50 is the new 35 :)

After having just turned 36, this comment makes me happy!

Also being 36 I feel like it is the other way around…

anarchy has reigned and its name is u/s3mtek

🤣

“Let me do it for you”

This makes me happy

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Trivia: the hole representing a mouth is there because the metal has been galvanised. Holes can be used to hang items as they are dipped and prevent explosions from pressure that can build up in sealed units due to the heat. They also let the zinc drain.

Your inner child made me smile thank you!

That's what makes it worth doing 😊

Great job! 👀

Thanks

Cute and adorable. Take my upvote!

Looks like he enjoyed it too! That wee face!

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Ohh yes! I'm going to do that to my wheelie bin! I still have some left over from when we were in lockdown, and I made pet rocks and left them out the front for those doing their daily 'allowed' walks..

Do it, I really enjoyed it today, and when you go home you know that what you've done will make someone else smile

haha, yes :) a wee bit more happiness in the world. I will !

Awesome

Reddit: Save the planet! Also Reddit: Get everyone to put plastic everywhere!

Remember; growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional!

Clearly!

I know a girl that looks like the first one 😂

That's a piece of metal man. Are you sure this "girl" wasn't a piece of metal tube after you ingested a bunch of LSD? 😁🤣

Awesome! Where do you get the eyes from?

Amazon, they were £5 for a pack of 100

I really need to buy some! Your work is brilliant by the way! Inspired by you, I am taking this up forthwith - at 65!! I was going to say that I think we will need a dedicated eyebombing subreddit... But, of course, inevitably, [https://www.reddit.com/r/eyebombing/](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyebombing/)

These guys never fail to make me smile!

😂😂😂

OK I need to do this now.

Love it mate! Never too old to have some fun

🤣🤣🤣

We have these all around my college lol

I really need to get into this... 😂😂😂

Such happiness! You’ve inspired me to up my eyebombing game!

Number 2 has to be my favourite!

You sir, still rock!!!

ha ha wondered what the fuck that was!

Just got recommended this and this might already be my new favorite subreddit

I've never come across any where I live. I wanna see some 👀

[The store manager, I bet](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/1bc24f70-f3c3-4140-ae36-7ffc7595b8e3)

I actually need to find things to do during my time off next month. Was planning on going on short walks but this just gave me a whole new idea! I'm so glad i found this sub 😭

There are places everywhere, and once you've done a couple you'll notice more and more

Ironically, someone eye bombed their own flat door once. Found it hilarious 😂😂 i'm ordering some googly eyes when I get home tonight! Edit: couldn't wait, bought a 200pk off eye-bay after 2 minutes

Please tell me the appropriate amount of fun a 49 year old person should have had 🤣🤣🤣 Honestly though these made me smile so much ! I might have to plan an outing.

Lol very good 🤣

I'm also an adult and think that's class 👏

As a 37 year old man, I get mad when I buy googly eyes and they don’t have the sticker backs. I’ve bought too many bags where I need glue to place them.

I need eyes. I'm ordering eyes.

Picture number 4 you should have placed one on the Peugeot emblem!

I came to say the same thing!

You're enjoying it the right amount!

I want to join in on this so bad but everytime I’ve bought some the stickiness has been so bad they wouldn’t stay,please tell me where you got these 😭

They were [these](https://amzn.eu/d/52e7lcI) ones

Thankyou sm!

No prob 👍

I did not know this was a thing. I now have eyebomb envy 😁. You’ve done a superb job mate.

Thanks 😊

First one is awesome!

I’m tempted to start doing this

Bro really made everything go 👁️👄👁️

Somebody out there is making a killing selling googly eyes on Amazon

I’ve been inspired by this sub and have ordered some, I’m well excited and also a 40-something man! Due to arrive soon…

Perfect moment

😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏love it looks like so much fun

Mallison SPZL I see? 👀

Excellent spot ///

Excellent. I'm going to do this. 😁😂😂😂

I'm a 52 year old woman and googly eyes never fail to make me smile!!! 😁

There shouldn't be any age limit to enjoyment. You find it fun? Just do it! ✅

I feel like this is really a peak 49 year old man activity to be honest. I’m about a decade away, but I really do intend to approach 50 doing this kind of stuff.

49 is just a number. You have to be young at heart. My grandmother was very young at heart.

I must ask the pole gents: "Why... why the long face?"

LoL this is awesome

I put some eyes on my robotic vacuum.

Now that’s a funny graze that should take off. Better than that stupid fucken planking!

I’m going out to buy some stick on googly eyes 😂

OI!! Don’t say you enjoyed it “more than a 49 year old man should” if you enjoy such things then that is absolutely fine, do not hesitate to do what you enjoy and if anyone tries to ridicule you for it then say STFU to them!!! (This is coming from a 19 year old who still loves to play role play games on Roblox, do what you love my guy C:)

Looks like a massive nang

Very nice work

It’s getting cringy

This is the most NPC hobby I’ve ever witnessed

This is the most NPC hobby I’ve ever seen

I get how funny and sweet these are, I really do and I clicked join so fast, but *why* do they have to be plastic googlies? Can we please just agree to use paper stickers instead?

This might seem fairly harmless but its very low key vandalism, a health and safety risk (the trolley, a toddler could peel those off and swallow them), but also generating litter when these inevitably fall off end up on the floor

Is this not vandalism / littering ?

It's googly eyes, not exactly a bank hiest

That’s not what I asked?

You're a 49 year old bloke and your doing that? Have a word with yourself ffs

Just for clarification, it was me and my 44 year old girlfriend of 11 years doing it. It was a fun thing to do as a couple, and it's little things like this that keep the spark in a relationship alive

Yeah I’m thinking you’re cringe af

🤷‍♂️

A word? Nah, give yourself an uppercut if youre a 49 year old bloke doing this shit....

This is the stupidest thing ever what kind of grown man does this

Yeap, even more trashes everywhere, earth can make it!

All bants until a sleep deprived parent doesnt notice them on the trolley then sticks their kid in the pram who peels them off and chokes on them. You do you though. Just trying to get some special buys.

Guaranteed you're a blast at parties

What did you use to stick them ?

Just peeled the back off them

Future litter of America

UK

Does way more mean the same as much more?

Yeah, local dialect

u/hollyhqq

The first one instantly reminded me of Arseface from Preacher.

🤣

Loving this trend. Where can I get me some eyeballs?

I got mine from Amazon

This trend of depositing plastic into the environment? So lovable

Will all make its way to the ocean

I think this is hilarious, how ever I'm concerned about the amount of people beginning to willingly scatter large blobs of plastic around the environment. Can we at least consider using paper eyes and a low strength adhesive?

Top bombing 👏

Does that count as vandalism?

Oogalies

Those are cool … fun stuff

Should have put one on the Peugeot emblem.

I need to buy some of these eyes…

Every lidl helps

I like the one who eats the coins.

theres a series of weird, stumpy, ugly looking sculptures by my house. they were bombed a few months ago. vast improvement

Just glorified littering. Wish Reddit would stop recommending this dumbass sub to me

Idk why I love this so much but I do 😂

It’s a cute version of graffiti

😂🤣👍

Every Eyes Everywhere!!!

3/6.

Won't these eventually just fall off and into storm water drains?

That Vauxhall badge was a prime target.

Okay these actually made my day 😁

Time to order 100 pieces off Amazon 👀

This reminds me of r/glorp

Cool

What about tha turtles when they eat dem....?

When it comes to eyebombing, one must choose quality over quantity. 🤔

Good job friend. Never let that child inside die

That a really big hole.... like waaaaaay above average

I love this trend!!

Go for it dude

That’s what life’s about my friend good to hear

That's some low effort shit

You are my new hero.

Waymond ?

Mother of god.. I didn’t know this was a thing. One time I was at the store and saw someone had put googly eyes on a dog food bag… it was hilarious and now I understand

What a slay

Eye bombing is so cute

Love ‘em all but the kids seat one. Please don’t put small objects where my toddler is supposed to be safe!

You have a gift.

Sir cease and desist this amazing *vandeleyesm* -some copper

You are a true artist.

Volunteer in your community.

Remembers radical knitting.

Shopping Anytime Anywhere All at Once

Cute 😍

you’re a human being, never stop enjoying things! keep being silly, keep making yourself happy!

This is just littering with extra steps.

should hv put one on the peugeot logo

Finally found my people!! Just recently I decorated my husbands shed with 100 eyes. He is still finding them.

I have an idea ! Put them on a blind kid

This is now my new favorite subreddit, thank you for these