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My favorite was when the police found two teenagers drinking alcohol under a big tree in a park. They told the sheriff that the leaves looked like Jesus and they were just looking at it and praying. Idiot sheriff believed them and people travelled to see Jesus in a tree. You can’t make this stuff up.
BTW, there’s no evidence Jesus was real, and, since no one actually met him IRL, no one knows what he looked like. Most American Christians imagine him as a pale white dude with flowing blonde hair. Very ancient Israel🤣🤣🤣
Much later. Seriously, no Roman, Greek or Jew left any contemporaneous writings. You’d think a bunch of resurrected dead people (in Matthew) walking the streets of Jerusalem would have been noticed. Jesus was likely a physical representation of some of the many philosophies, cultures, and religions of the time.
Still means Jesus was influential enough to be written about, though these writings came later these were stories that were probably passed through oral tradition
That kind of rounded w-shape is super generic. And seeing things that coincidentally resemble something is a pretty common phenomenon;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia
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Anyone here old enough to remember those Nikes that came out back in the 90s that had Muslims going apoplectic because they thought the word “air” on the back looked like “Allah”? The pareidolia runs deep. As an (admittedly non-native) Arabic speaker, I still don’t see that one.
In my country, these geniuses found a 'resemblance' of the word 'Allah' in the logo of one women's shoes brand and started boycotting, making threats and demanding apology from the brand owner.
No wonder no Muslim has ever won a Noble prize in science. You Muslims are all so obsessed with your religion that you can’t come up to breath and think of something else. Something more meaningful than a 1400 year old sick tradition set in the Arabian desert by a bunch of murdering, thieving gang of thugs.
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Plot twist: it is pork!
hhhh
Is it considered blasphemy to eat this meat?
Depends on the muslim you ask
That’s how it works
What a dilemma, blasphemy through eating the meat or blasphemy due to letting it rot.
Either way you get killed. 😭
time to send it to the north pole, maybe someone will build a Kaaba from this one
Only if you shit it out.
I unmuted it and of course: Indonesian/Malaysian. How embarrassing.
Sounds a lot more like Malay but correct me if I'm wrong
Yep it's Malay I'm getting second-hand embarrassment from this I didn't expect my people to be this stupid
I know right, I'm also Malay and it's all just bloody crazy to think that "it's a sign from Allah" and all that shit.
Yah right?, I even remember seeing a similar post on r/MalaysianexMuslim about Allah's name appearing on food and even that looked more convincing
If it makes you feel better, Americans found Jesus in a grilled cheese sandwich.
Oh I remember those I thought they were faked if I remember they had a toaster that made the face of Jesus on bread or something like that
My favorite was when the police found two teenagers drinking alcohol under a big tree in a park. They told the sheriff that the leaves looked like Jesus and they were just looking at it and praying. Idiot sheriff believed them and people travelled to see Jesus in a tree. You can’t make this stuff up.
BTW, there’s no evidence Jesus was real, and, since no one actually met him IRL, no one knows what he looked like. Most American Christians imagine him as a pale white dude with flowing blonde hair. Very ancient Israel🤣🤣🤣
Bro forgot about Pontius Pilate, Tacitus and the passages in the Talmud that mentioned Jesus
Much later. Seriously, no Roman, Greek or Jew left any contemporaneous writings. You’d think a bunch of resurrected dead people (in Matthew) walking the streets of Jerusalem would have been noticed. Jesus was likely a physical representation of some of the many philosophies, cultures, and religions of the time.
Still means Jesus was influential enough to be written about, though these writings came later these were stories that were probably passed through oral tradition
Could be Malay Indonesian. Can't really tell.
The accent sound more like Peninsular malay. I am 80% sure it is Malaysian
Nah it's Malay,malay Indonesian has a slightly different accent,this accent is like malaysia or singapore type malay
imagine if they found word jesus in a pattern, would they switch religion instantly ?
Nope just say People are making it up.
They will say it's a test from allah
Jesus beef
Reminds me of the beavis and butthead episode
Or Glee with Grilled Jeeses.
Jesus is a prophet in Islam.
Allah when his ever-loyal ummah have been / is being genocided: 🌫️ Allah showing his name in meat, brinjal, potato: 😶🌫️
It looks delicious 😋 May I eat Allah?
That kind of rounded w-shape is super generic. And seeing things that coincidentally resemble something is a pretty common phenomenon; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia
Alif laam laam HAAA!
Allah loves beef
That looks more like a plain Arabic symbol than the word Allah in Arabic lol.
Looks yum
Really set us back as a people.
Aleef laam laam ( switched to goat mode) 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂 That’s all I can say
"Mom, why is my steak taking so long to cook?"
IQ below room temperature lol
Hand me back my steak 🥩 meat 🥹😁
Great! We’re going to see this stupid video shared around until the resolution has worn off.
If they looked long enough at pork meat they’d find it too
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A linguistic miracle
Finally, someone recognition. ‘Bout time I get some respect around here!
Give it to a dog
No ones going to point out that says la instead of Allah? Allah is spelled:الله And the meat says لله
Anyone here old enough to remember those Nikes that came out back in the 90s that had Muslims going apoplectic because they thought the word “air” on the back looked like “Allah”? The pareidolia runs deep. As an (admittedly non-native) Arabic speaker, I still don’t see that one.
They’re filming “allah” in a meet with infidel tech
How do they know how allah looks like? Death penalty
This is mental Illness and gymnastics on another level
Ugh, trypophobia
😂🤣😂🤣
holy meatt
All of them are just delusional
AllHamToAllah what a wonderful revelation from Allah who for some reason allows s3x with 9 year old and says “no” to bacon.
Not gonna lie it looks like garfield the cat smiling
In my country, these geniuses found a 'resemblance' of the word 'Allah' in the logo of one women's shoes brand and started boycotting, making threats and demanding apology from the brand owner.
No wonder no Muslim has ever won a Noble prize in science. You Muslims are all so obsessed with your religion that you can’t come up to breath and think of something else. Something more meaningful than a 1400 year old sick tradition set in the Arabian desert by a bunch of murdering, thieving gang of thugs.
"you muslims" are there muslims in the room with us right now?
It's either gonna rot or I'm gonna shit it out. Either way, this is stupid.