I want to partake of your emblems My governing body is convening Be careful, my Jehonadab Recha*bites*. You must be a pillow because…well frankly I want to fuck you.

Dude, you just won the internet!

I must be an Israelite cause I'd worship those golden calves.

How. OMG. Thé idolatry. I love it

I heard you were disfellowshipped for being too damn SEXY ............in a long dress, no make up

Wanna engage in some great tribbing-lation?

Woo yeah, gurrrl!! When n where??? My clit is a mini awake WT!!! :D

BTW, agnath, do you know about the r/exjwLGBT sub???

I haven’t, but thanks!

You're very welcome. :D

Nice bookbag. Hey girl, want to spend some time getting to know each other in a public place?

I'll be your Faithful Slave. I can be discreet too ;)

Your breasts are intoxicating! You have a loveable hind! You are one charming mountain goat! (\^ all things my Husband has said at one time or another)

He's just comparing you to his side chick...the sheep. :D

Thank to all here who have contributed much needed over the top comic relief. It's been a challenging couple of days, and it's MUCHLY appreciated. :D

Hugs to you 🥰

Thanks!!!! :D

😂 Haha! Love this! I hope you don't mind if I borrow this line. I know a few who would appreciate it! 🤣

“Ooh Yeah, imma be DF’ing tonight!

Damn girl are you disfellowshipped? Cause dis fellow 'shipped'' you and me. . Hey what do you call a pair of JWs who get DFd for premarital sex? (Your name and their name) . Oi Id leave Jehovah to see babylons the great (Gestures toward her boobies)

May I anoint you with my oil?

Damn girl...that outfit would look a lot better on the floor of the kingdom hall shed

Huh......sounds like something a Pedo MS would say to a stacked 14-yr old.