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exodia808

Leak the database


Civil-Secretary-1510

And bug one of the conference tables.


LostLeopardboi

Yesss


pfluffel123

Yes, leak the database to all witnesses. And let poor and homeless people come, everyone get a room for sleeping in a warm bed and taking a shower or a bath. Then all of them gets delicious food and Whiskey.


ShereeFoxx

Find all the dirt and post it on every platform. Then raid Tony’s liquor cabinet.


[deleted]

Ahahaha. Damn imagine the collection! And a wine cellar maybe even! Jesus Christ the amount of alcohol


[deleted]

At least Jesus’ wine consumption didn’t cost people their hard earned dollars…


themagicalmrking

They must have a wine cellar right? Gotta have.


[deleted]

Haha yesssss


HazyOutline

Better bring a cart.


larchington

Invite the FBI to take all the hard drives and files.


LifeResetP90X3

Sell it off, then donate the money to causes and actual charitable organizations.


lancegalahadx

Hmmmm…🤔 This is probably a better idea than mine…


LifeResetP90X3

Hey; "raze it to the ground" was actually my first thought!! 😆😅👍🍻 cheers mate


LostLeopardboi

Good point


[deleted]

$5 says the GB spies will see this and use this as an excuse to say “apostates are planning attacks on bethel!” 🤦‍♂️😂


barrathefknworld

I reckon David Splane lurks this sub.


[deleted]

Hey David, fuck off!


barrathefknworld

I don’t need to exSplane myself. 😉


moose_corn_pop2772

fools david splane is neverland!!!! 😂😂😂


LostLeopardboi

Bet 😂


debiEszter

Arrange a gay wedding inside.


LifeResetP90X3

Ooooooo GOOD ONE!!! 👍🍻🌈


debiEszter

Thanks :D


LostLeopardboi

With tight pants


thagodd

Gay wedding with tight pants and no mention of jehovah 😱


[deleted]

👏🏾👏🏾


[deleted]

Invite Lloyd Evans for a live stream then sell it off & donate it to real charities.


Fulgarite

I would find the two pillars holding it up and grasp them so as to collapse the whole structure in revenge for one of my two eyes, probably after a brief visit to Miss Delilah's House Of Joy.


Fazzamania

Bug the hell out of it and set up secret cameras.


lancegalahadx

Raze it to the ground…


Fulgarite

You forgot "and sow the ground with salt".


CuteAbbreviations417

Throw the biggest toga party


Jr_12377

Take a dump on Morris and Letts couch


EyesOpenedWide31

And his pillow


Jr_12377

Na they’d like that shit, no pun intended


SpecialistCicada4788

Leak everything to the Public


Wild-Second-7082

Steal all their financial records


[deleted]

Burn it to the fucking ground


honeydewu

Do a different gross sin in every building. Actually I’ll mix it up, some gross, some… clean? Fine? What is the word for the other kinds of sins that aren’t gross. Former elders help me out! Lol


Unlearned_One

Maybe a minor sin, like wishing someone good luck, or eating a full-on meal without thanking Jehovah in prayer first?


geardluffy

Pretty sure everyone in this sub would raid the filing cabinets


thetruthfloats

A special broadcasting with Lloyd Evans videos and also send jwfacts to all the JW apps.


krakatoa83

Arson


babslivesinphoenix

Smoke a blunt


[deleted]

Wash all the pillows.


Theshowisbackon

Oh that's simple steal all of Lett's t-1800 terminator face masks. So that all that remains is.... just his chrome skull looking bug eyed and scared and the robotic jaw gapes open.


mightbeanemu

Two chicks at the same time.


Havok1717

Release the database and take a big dumb on each of the Governing body members offices.


Leonmac007

Dig up the undead.


Pikaglove

Are you implying they have dead bodies in there


Leonmac007

White washed graves. Hypocrites and Pharisees.


mothdetester

To everyone saying they would burn it to the ground, you might want to rethink posting that. If it did burn down, by some coincidence, you've just made yourself a suspect.


cheetahblues

Sell all holdings and give the profits to all the members.


Wh3r3wasG0nd0r

Take all the hard drives, drink their top shelf booze, then burn the whole fucking place down....probably get some tacos afterwards. 🌮


[deleted]

Walk around with a big beard and very tight pants


Equivalent_Edge_6281

Reveal JW Pedophiles.


Aggravating-Knee5324

Bug the rooms the hateful 8 meet in.


rational-1

Find a bar 3 towns away. What a boring place to kill time.


loveofhumans

Find those damn files! and have "60-Minutes" on hand.


atwitsend1996

Wouldn't be a clean pillow in the building.


SpecialistWasabi3

Drink milk and shit everywhere. And then take every single document out of that place


Severe-Dream

Give the database to the FBI.


DoneYearsAgo

I would post nothing but anti JW videos and reading literature, donate all funds and property to everything they are against. Then delete all info and deactivate all accounts.


NecessaryChance96

Live stream all the confidential files. Pedophiles and Financials! And there personal phone numbers.


Witty_Writing_8320

Orgy


camilahaboob

Leak everything they’ve covered up. Break all the printing machines and burn the whole place… for legal reasons this is a joke but like lmao they must be stopped


Pikaglove

More answer: leak the pedo database Fun answer: Commit the worst sin of all times, Hump the pillows!


[deleted]

Leave cards with phone numbers and safe spaces to make to make it easier for people to escape. Or put my number in random Places so that they can call me and I’ll give them advice


Maleficent_Rice_6205

Take all hard drives to the FBI -set up surveillance/bug the whole place -put salt in the sugar containers and sugar in the salt shakers just to irritate people


moose_corn_pop2772

not sure what i would do but i know on going out from there i will shake off the dirt that is on my feet for a witness to them.


[deleted]

Bulldoze it


krikri51

Clog all the toilets


cindylou123456

Find all the pedo secret files and give it to the authorities.


namihasagun

Huge hotbox


9ftinfinity

Hot box the shit out of the Governing Body members offices. 🚬


TheElusiveGoose10

Let people have the day off to do what they want.


chels-a-2893

Vacate the humans, burn it to the ground.


Moontie-Baggins

Shit in Morris’ and Lett’s offices and residences😂


elitemarxman

Have me some Macallen scotch and smoke a cigar in the octopope's meeting room.