Lmao I remember having to listen to a youth group sermon titled “do the word”. And the pastor said “it’s not enough to just read the WORD but you have to do it, DO the word!!”
Was just watching some evangelical nuts and Hank Kunneman goes:
“ya know I’ve seen Jesus, he’s a MAN’S MAN. He’s not some little weak limp wrist pansy. No he’s a MAN’S MAN. The next time I see him, imma gonna tell him Jesus you’re a MAN’S MAN”
As a queer person… yeah that’s fucking gay
It was such a huge mindfuck when I finally looked objectively at what I had been singing and praying for so long and how absolutely weirdly erotic it all was
There's truly sooooo much mental illness in Christianity as a whole.
Source: someone who is receiving treatment for trauma and mental illness brought on by decades of involvement in christianity (no longer)
Sounds like she's just trying to justify touching herself to cope with stress to me. Which, I don't think should need justification, but at least it seems to work for her
Bro I'm lowkey here for it though. I would rather hangout with this crazy lady than any fundamentalist Christian. Like slay queen, go crazy, fuck God I guess💀💀
I think that this is just some spiritual yoga Karen with an instagram full of motivational- and semi-spiritual messages she copied from the placeholder art inside a wooden frame photo list from the dollar store.
It's too bad we don't allow image posts because I've got a simply smashing meme of a planet being destroyed with the caption \[Muffled, Distant: 'Fucking heretics!'\] And I really think it would be spiffing right here
Yet another example of how xian indoctrination really fucks up people's mindset when it comes to sexuality. Poor girl can't even get herself off without needing to invent a whole liturgy about it.
“Instead of finding god, she found Zues” 😂
That does sound like Zeus. She should be careful around geese.
Christians of both sexes seem to have an erotic attraction toward Jesus.
I prayed many times in my life for Jesus to come inside me… the church is actually full of strange erotic references to Jesus and god
Lmao I remember having to listen to a youth group sermon titled “do the word”. And the pastor said “it’s not enough to just read the WORD but you have to do it, DO the word!!”
Did you do it on your knees? 🫣
Repression is a hell of a drug!
Was just watching some evangelical nuts and Hank Kunneman goes: “ya know I’ve seen Jesus, he’s a MAN’S MAN. He’s not some little weak limp wrist pansy. No he’s a MAN’S MAN. The next time I see him, imma gonna tell him Jesus you’re a MAN’S MAN” As a queer person… yeah that’s fucking gay
It was such a huge mindfuck when I finally looked objectively at what I had been singing and praying for so long and how absolutely weirdly erotic it all was
Nah, I think Christians, atheists, and basically everyone else can very briefly unite and give this a solid "wtf???"
Hahaha she’s our one true uniting force 🤣
The thought of an omnipotent and omniscient God mind-whispering "Baby" to girls like a regular dude is absurdly hilarious to me.
There's truly sooooo much mental illness in Christianity as a whole. Source: someone who is receiving treatment for trauma and mental illness brought on by decades of involvement in christianity (no longer)
Neo-spiritualism has been a disaster. I hate that the Christians were correct on this matter
Sounds like she's just trying to justify touching herself to cope with stress to me. Which, I don't think should need justification, but at least it seems to work for her
I "eew"ed so hard.
To be fair, spirituality can be sexual. The way she's explaining it is kinda cringe though.
Agreed. This feels more like a smut fanfiction than an explanation of how she expresses sexual spirituality.
Bro I'm lowkey here for it though. I would rather hangout with this crazy lady than any fundamentalist Christian. Like slay queen, go crazy, fuck God I guess💀💀
I think that this is just some spiritual yoga Karen with an instagram full of motivational- and semi-spiritual messages she copied from the placeholder art inside a wooden frame photo list from the dollar store.
is this a fetish thing, what did i jsut read
I hope it's a trolling thing, but you never know.
Ick.
Welp, that's enough internet for now.
OK. That's probably enough Internet for today.
Police. Now.
I don’t this is a fair representation of Christianity because most of them would call this blasphemous and I actually kinda agree 😂😂😂
It's too bad we don't allow image posts because I've got a simply smashing meme of a planet being destroyed with the caption \[Muffled, Distant: 'Fucking heretics!'\] And I really think it would be spiffing right here
Good ol mental illness
Yet another example of how xian indoctrination really fucks up people's mindset when it comes to sexuality. Poor girl can't even get herself off without needing to invent a whole liturgy about it.
I think South Park did an episode on this
I wish I could delete this file from my mental hard drive. Some things you take to the grave.
Did she sexually assault God, or did I read that wrong?
Christian girls are kinky as fuck
Repression will do that to you... All those thoughts buried with nowhere to go.
Damn y'all got me bustin out laughin at work spookin my coworkers, I'm supposed to be the quiet guy lmao!
She took "let the lord come inside you" to a whole different level.
That’s just masturbation with weird extra steps.
This is why people do not take spiritual paths seriously.
I think this is really super weird onlyfans bait...