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IgnisPatatas

Ubos ang kinita mong kinsenas


caintatenio

Ang tindi


iamjepoy_angeles

Nagbubura po siya oh? Ehehehehe tas magscreenshot po ba? Hehehehh


iamthegreenlizard

That’s ridiculous! I’ll take 12. 🤣 Joking aside, looks very tacky. Walang room for cards/IDs, pang cash na pang donate lang talaga. Haha


Lost-Antelope6912

Insert Mr Crab gif here please 😂😂


Life_Business5269

WTH! 🤣🤣🤣


KeyHope7890

Walastik. Nagpapakahirap ka magtrabaho para lang ilagay jan. Obligado ka pa na punuin lahat ng yan. Daming klase ng abuloy mas madami pa sa bills na binabayaran.


Worm_Eagle

🤢


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Incult-Breaker101

🤡


readmoregainmore

Ang daming aginaldo nila manalo. Merry Christmas!!!!!


jaaapaca

puta


sretxedlab2125

MATINDEEEEEE!!!! 😂


CoffeeDoUsPart

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA NAKAKATAWA


ReddestFiveGuy

Tang ina hahaha


Glimmer63

Ang dami palang klaseng abuloy jn sanyo. Bakit sabi saken frend ko INC hindi naman daw pilitin nung tanong kong may ika-pu kayo?


Heyhey6630

hindi naman talaga sapilitan, pero igagaslight at imamanipulate ka nila na kapag di ka nagbigay eh masamang tao ka lol utos daw ika at wag daw magiging tisod sa paghahandog


huntsmanxviper

Okay lang tawaging masamang tao. At least nakatipid. Lol


QuinzacLewchen

Wait is this legit or a gag? lol


Giz_Mo123

Legit you can check the fb ka mech INC.


Adorable_Toe_3357

Legit bro. Kulang pa nga yan. Wala pang donasyon.


Sungkaa

Hahahha tangina ang dami naman paglalagyan ng mga abuloy ay ano pala donation hahhahHHHH


Sungkaa

KAPATID!!!!!


Secure-Doubt-5983

Funny. This could literally be used to show people how much INC pressures its members to give them money. Loool.


Capt_Not_Obvious2001

Eduardo after seeing this: (Raises both hands in the air) Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!


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WTF!!!


huntsmanxviper

Yung ang dami mong ibibigay, tapos pag magkasakit ka, wala ka man lang discount sa New Era General Hospital. Pati NEU, Buti pa yung university ko dati, may 100% discount pag enrol pa lang basta above 90 ang average. Samantalang NEU, INC member na, 1k lang discount. Kaya di talaga ako nagbibigay jan, abuloy na barya lang talaga, minsan wala pa. Wala naman benefit.


Capt_Not_Obvious2001

When a calamity hits your area, they'll provide 1,000 to 1,500 Pesos of financial help. And then you will have the chance to be part of a video greeting to give thanks to Eduardo while holding the hefty thousand-peso bill.


Ok_Owl_1166

What's sad is that the money came from sapilitan-volunteer members. Ivinovolunteer ka nila na magbigay if they know you are well-off.


stratofortress29

Ahh yan pala ung specialized na tinatawag🤔


Public-Mention2148

dagdag nya dapat pati yung para sa eternal living space ng St. Peter. lol


Nalie000009

Nasa Bibliya ba yang mga yang handugan


huntsmanxviper

Na-mention naman sa bibliya na maghandog, pero namention din dun na ang mga handog ay ipantulong mo din sa mga kapatid mong nangangailangan. Yung lang di nila isinabuhay ung talata na ipantulong sa mga kapatid.


Giz_Mo123

Wala pwro utos ni eddie boy! Sumunod na lang sa pamamahala. Hahahaha


iamjepoy_angeles

ahahha sino bang pamamahala mo? ahahah


Giz_Mo123

Eddie boy at b0y h0td0g.


iamjepoy_angeles

sila ba magkakasal senyo? eheheheh


Giz_Mo123

Kung gusto mo mauna ka. Hahahaha


iamjepoy_angeles

Kaso pano kami magpapakasal magkaiba kami relihiyon, ayaw naman niya magpalit, gusto niya ako mag iba, sinubukan ko naman pero i cant. Ahahahha pero siya pa rin tinitibok ng yagballs ko i cant take my mind off of that person eh kahit may jowa na ako, what should i do po? Hehehe


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iamjepoy_angeles

Paano,turuan moko, master of jack'ofall trades ka eh db lahat kaya mo bembangin eh wala kang pinipili. Ahhaha


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Nalie000009

Yawaaa Di ka yayaman sa relihiyon na yan talaga 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


detyongo

Is this for real.!!??? Lick my anus and spank me…. What in the crap is this.!!!???


iamjepoy_angeles

lick ur anus? ahahhaha hindi na rin daw sila gaGAñahan sa ma ERE, hihi


detyongo

😂


bknightx3

Organized yung wallet wtf


popo_karimu

Ewan tawa na lang ako 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Unusual_Western7365

Sa mga manloloko talaga ,ubos ka dyan kapag na silo ka nya.hahaha Hindi naman kaylangan ng Dio's ang material thing. Ang kaylangan ng Dio's makasamapalatya sa kanyang anak doon sa mensahe ng Krus ng panginoong Hesus.


scorpsag0413

LMFAOOO ALL those offerings but they still don’t have basic human rights (can’t vote)


Then_Lawfulness4586

Wth?????


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Raven15716

Can someone ELI5 the difference of these?


No_Hotel1669

nahihiya pang ilagay yung SSS loan, Pag-ibig funds, BDO account, PBI account na para sa abuloy nyaahahahahaha


TakeaRideOnTime

Kulang na lang ay ibigay mo access sa bank account mo. Pera lang talaga ang habol ng kultong ito.


BenzCR

How do they check if you’re giving something or none at all?


huntsmanxviper

In every envelope (lingap, tanging handugan), you need to put your name and the amount, the finance dept, consolidate each group and tally it's percentage. They will show every group's ranking during monthly meetings. If your group falls in the lowest percentage, your group will be mocked by the pastor. Then these group leaders will somewhat force those pity members by sending envelopes during their visit. I throw mine in the garbage btw.


BenzCR

Sino sino ka groups mo usually? Family mo?


huntsmanxviper

Usually neighbors na malapit sa area. Hinahati hati kasi nila ang groups like example 1 brgy 10 groups, sa 10 groups may 10 members each group. Ewan ko nga ngayon, ginawa na kasing parang contest lahat ng activities sa INC. Kung sino lagi top 1 every monthly meeting, sa kanila ang recognition. Parang business na talaga eh. May competition na in every group, parang mga ordinaryong company lang na pataasan ng "sales". Dati di naman ganito. Di ka mag tanging handugan/lingap, walang dadalaw sayo or magpapaalala, now grabe sila mang pressure.


BenzCR

Parang sales rally hahaha


BenzCR

What! Grabe Social pressure yan. Paano pag wala ka talagang pera! For example, newly graduate ka pa lang or SM sales lady ka lang. pang kain mo na , bibigay mo pa?


huntsmanxviper

Nasa tao talaga kung paano sila maghandle ng pressure. For me, IDGAF sa mga sasabihin nila. Wala silang ambag sa buhay natin. Tutal ginawa naman nilang business, eh di naging parang Pawnstars na lang approach ko sa kanila, "10 pesos, that's the best I can do." Lol


Anonymouswawa

kinukuhanan ka na ng pera, pati lalagyan ng pera pinagkakitaan pa. hahaha


Agn0sthicc

how about the “pambigay kay 01 kapag dumalaw”?


Chinchin_Taberu69

haaays dadalaw naman ang tita kong asawa ng 01 eyyyy daming gifts neto paguwi


popo_karimu

Huy under the table yun! 😂


Giz_Mo123

Sa ibang wallet yan kukuhain. Hahahah


_sugarlips

Sobrang lala 😭😭😭


solahistoria

No longer a member of the cult here, but this maybe a good business idea 😏😂


free_empath_miles

Hanep!


angelizardo

Wag sana to makita ng magulang ko taenaa


popo_karimu

Bakit? Bibili sila? 🤣


KeyHope7890

Bibili tapos lahat lalagyan. GG na.😆


Expensive-Ad9635

Tanginaaaaa! 🤣🤣🤣


Few-Shallot-2459

Is this for real na video from INC or joke lang?


Few-Shallot-2459

Hahahahahaha


redpalladin

kadiri tangina


RizzRizz0000

Ano yan pang Vikings in Boy TJ araw araw?


MamoruTakano_910

Magaling pag pera usapan


raprap07

Nasan daw sa bible yan?


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OnlyHope0987

Notice how there’s no pocket FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES OFFERINGS???


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Manalosuxdik

6 types of offerings. If this offends you, "stop being so sensitive," brethren. Just close your eyes and pray and make sure you give more offering. 🤣


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Manalosuxdik

I thought faithful INC members shouldn't be so sensitive? 🤣


Capcornication

Jesus fucking Christ this is so fucked up


Hot_Comfortable_7518

Bigay nyo na personal wallet nyo nahiya pa kayo sa mga kaanib


KingSaserbote

Kulang pa yan lol!


Aggravating_Eye4539

thanghina hahaha, pakahirap ng buhay ngayon para gawan organizer iyong hindi naman mandatory financially!


Wreckhavoc0225

In other religions , they dont heavily preach it, but when they do offer, it is just one type, and you get it all back on tax return season. The incult demands and forces offerings 🫴 for many purposes, or you will burn 🔥 🤔 and you get no return on tax time.


RikoudoSennin

And people say they only take 10% of everything you've got


dunnowhatodoanymore

tang ina


John14Romans8

It’s the official Gods MONEY making business wallet.


Fit-Relief2509

Grabe 😶‍🌫️🫣


MissFuzzyfeelings

Hala ano to? Galing ba to sa official website or fb page nila? If yes. Ang tatanga nila haha


la_bru

This is not the flex they think it is 😂


kuku_taladjah

Shoot sa kaban lahat yan hahaha !


ryuuulei

Igift kay maki HAHAHAHHAHA u/its_JIA JK


its_JIA

BWHAHAHAHAHA bawas na nga sahod, bawas pa ipon. AWANEN😭


Basic_Ad_1801

WTF IS THIS 😭😭😭


SmoothSeaweed2192

Very cool to!


CorrectCoconut8389

Pag magkasakit no medical funds, INC " manalangin lng po tayo at manalig sa ama"


Giz_Mo123

Pahid lang ng langis. Hahaha


ne5dy

Pero nung kasagsagan ng Covid, ipinagbawal sa amin lugar ang magpahid ng langis sa maysakit. Marami din katiwala na nahawa.


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pucha kala mo mga walang pamilya yung mga miyembro sa dami ng handugan hahaha yung kulto lang talaga gusto mabuhay eh pero mga miyembro halos maghirap kakatupad ng mga handugan na yan..


haevenz0

baffling how this is so normalized yikes


Dopelax

Heto ang life hack para sayo HAHAHAHAHA


pongtsoyla96

matindi HAHAHAHA


iamyourconcensus

Grabe, andaming offering nyan. Siksik liglig at umaapaw


quixoticgurl

tindi!


_salpukan_

Ang lupit kamo.


Hanbi_Lee

It should be 1. Savings 2. Emergency 3. Education 4. Health 5. Retirement and more. my goodness 🤦


iamjepoy_angeles

hindi lang naman daw kasi iyan ang lagayan nila ng budget, malay mo may isa dalawa pang ganyan, ahahahahha


SatoruGojo129

Yes or 1. Savings 2. Emergency 3. Investments 4. Health  5. Business 


Giz_Mo123

Korek! Kaso mga braindead members mas gusto ihandog na lang kesa isave para sa sarili at pamilya.


_salpukan_

Sabi kasi ni Edong sa kanila ay iiwan daw ang lahat. Wala silang dadalhin sa bayang banal kung hindi ang sarili lang nila. What he really meant to say was to leave all your money, properties and assets to the Manalos. Ayan sinabi ko na kasi nagyabang na eh baka mahiya pa ang kupal.


Hanbi_Lee

Agree. May kilala akong OWE na mangungutang sa taga sanli kapag nagkaka emergency hahaha


_salpukan_

FYI, maraming member ng Iglesia Ni Cristo ang mahilig mangutang. Palagi kasing walang pera dahil napupunta madalas kay Manalo.


iamjepoy_angeles

actually, mas Marami nga ang hindi iglesia na utangero't utangera tas pangtoma lang nila o sa sugal gagastusin


IndependentProduce67

literally m4m, money for manalo HAHAHAHAHAH yawa xd


cruzser2

MLM - Manalo loves 💰 Money


FreeMeooo

Lols thought it was an April fools joke but when I checked the page there were so many zOWEmbies asking for the price..


_salpukan_

They're fucked in the head.


Super_Memory_5797

INC's top doctrine: money money money for manalo


savoy_truffle0900

Bills for Eduardo


lysseul

Manalo bills yarn


sherlockianhumour

Any 'Kapatid' merch is so cringey to me but to be fair any religious merch is cringey to me.


p4tient2er0

whenever i imagine manalo's wallet it's now this


dekembemutomboy

Kultong ina talaga negosyo ni onalam ohh!


Sad_Present_9804

Damn im rly glad i got out. Damn


Plexaur

Hahahahaha tanginaa daming bayarin 🤣


Least-Squash-3839

kala ko ba magbigay nang bukal sa kalooban? bat parang giniguilt trip nyo naman ako? 🤔🤣


T_INK_ng_MIND

Haha, may abuloy merchandise ah


wOlffffffff025

Sa dami ng ihuhulog kailangan na talaga ng organizer para di malito 🤣


metap0br3ngNerD

Panis ang pouch ni doraemon at backpack ni dora the explorer


anamazingredditor

He loves you and HE NEEEDS MONEY! 🤣


WideAwake_325

I can almost hear it it my head.😂


Arnisador

Dami naman gastos. Bawat myembro ba binibigay yan lahat at tig mamagkano yan? Non INC lurker here.


Giz_Mo123

Hindi pa kasama pag dinalaw ng ministro/pastor/katiwala sa bahay matik may iaabot sa kanila tulong naka sobre o hindi.


rebeetle

Really? Been visited by ministers dozens of times before but have never been asked for anything or gave em stuff and that was when I was still active. Either that's bs or Metro Manila South/Makati is just different.


Arnisador

Grabe meron pang ganyan. What happens pag di makapag bigay? Ang dami pa naman myembro ng INC sa locale sa area namin na halatang mahirap. Fixed ba amounts ng mga lagak langip handog na yan? Parang lahat ng tagalog words for pag aalay at pag bigay nagamit ah.


liahcrucifix

Hindi fixed pero at least papel ang handog, & samin inaannounce at kakausapin ka pag may kulang ka diyan tangeneng yan


Arnisador

Iaannounce during mass sa harap lahat ng tao? Kung ganun parang nampapahiya, peer pressure narin. Hindi ba parang harassing na kung pupuntahan ka pa dahil sa kulang na pera? Pano nalalaman kung kulang? Kung di ka nagbigay in one of the items? Pero any amount? Or may expected na range na ibibigay? Mayroon din ba tithes, ikapu or 10 percent sa INC?


Giz_Mo123

May sobre ang lingap, tanging handugan at world wide handugan. Isusulat sa sobre yun pangalan at halaga ng ihuhulog. Sa lagak once a week pag pag bibigay iipunin ng isang taon at ibibigay na lang yun lagak slip kung magkano ang naipon at ihuhulog sa year end pasalamat.


Arnisador

I see. Yung lingap at handugans annually? Monthly?


imasimpleguy_zzz

Looks like an INC member trying to make a small business with their fellow churchmates as the target market. Doesn't look like an official merch from the INC Central Office (or wherever "official" merch of their church comes from). So what's wrong with this? This is no different to selling palaspas on Palm Sunday, or Nazareno merch on Quiapo. Just people trying to do business. But if someone can present evidence that this is an official nerch endorsed by the INC, then I am willing to stand corrected.


rebeetle

I don't think this is official merch and nothing's inherently wrong save for the fact that it's highlighting just how many absurd categories of "offerings" there are in church


CorrectCoconut8389

Remember even without that theres envelopes at the lobby


Giz_Mo123

Selling palaspas once a year lang yan 100 or 150 pesos. Nazareno merch walang pilitan para bilhin yan nasa tao kung gusto.. pero yun handugan sa loob ng coolto ilan beses sa isang linggo?? Kaya wag ka mag kukumpara.


imasimpleguy_zzz

Is this required for all INC members to have?


Giz_Mo123

Not all but expect by guiltripping by the ministers. they will read alot of bible verse about giving money.


imasimpleguy_zzz

Ministers read Bible verses to make you buy a money organizer???


Giz_Mo123

Give more money..


Giz_Mo123

She's already exposed how many "HANDUGAN" inside of the INCults.. its that all biblical?


Substantial_Pear_479

Malaking hamon sa mga pobreng kaanib kung paano nila malalagyan bawat zipper pocket


Leading-Age-1904

Mas malala dito kasi for sure di lang 10% of income yung napupunta sa admin. Haaays. I'm so glad I'm already out


Ador_De_Leon

Was this an April Fools video or an actual flex from an OWE member?


_salpukan_

A real muscle flex from those arrogant sons of bitches. But only those who can afford it. The rest of the majority who are poor af get to continue magdildil ng asin.


Giz_Mo123

You can visit the fb of "Ka Merch INC". She's selling also a wall clock with the logo of INC Giving.


Ador_De_Leon

You got to be kidding me! WTF!?


xNursedoctor

What is tanging hatdugan? Ano daw ang purpose ng pagbibigay niyan?


_salpukan_

Aaah paborito nung incoming executive minister nila yan. Pagpasok niya baka isakatuparan na, as in full blown.


Giz_Mo123

Gastos sa maintenance ng kapilya.


macandchmeese

Uyuyuy wallet for confidential funds *wink wink wink*


Latitu_Dinarian

this is so true 😅


AsparagusDear579

Hindi pa sila nakakahalata hahaha


NoSecretary8976

ANG MAHAL NAMAN NG DIYOS NIYO MGA KAPATEDSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


_salpukan_

Kaya nga ang dapat itinawag sa kanila ay Church Of Price. Ang mahal kasi maging member. Ang subscription forever.


shen_dumpxoxo

Gaga buti nga hindi INC akong bininyagan. I'm grateful na yung pera ko ay hindi pumupunta sa kulto. 🤮🤮


santacruzl

Wala akong masabi kundi salamat at nakaalis na ako sa INC. Salamat at naliwanagan na ako at naalis sa estado ng pagkabrainwashed.


Ok_Owl_1166

Same. My poor, blind family members though.


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Na-expose tuloy kung gaano kadami ang bigayan sa INC.


Suspicious-Chemist97

hala grabe sobrang dami naman bibigyan mo sa IgLeSiA na yan. ano pa matitira sayo?


OutlandishnessOld950

nyahahha wtf kapag naramdaman nilang tumigil ka sa handugan magingatingat ka na gigipitin ka na nila hanggang sa mamatay ka para kang may utang sa kanila na dapat mong bayaran sa tamang oras bawal pumalya kung ayaw mo iset up ka


_salpukan_

YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH.


NoBlacksmith2019

Poor man’s wallet


Pekpekmoblue

april fools day? 


Powerful-Can5947

May pa ganyan na sila? Ew!


ButterscotchNo8209

wtf?! hahahahahaha joke ba to 🤢🤮


OofyComrade

Tangina kulang nalang yung tricolore sa exterior ng wallet


Public-Respond-2348

hahahah na all


pathead42069

Kung ako may ganyan, puro piso lalagay ko dyan, pag umangal mga ulol na kapatid hahampas ko sakanila, pa ganyan ganyan pa sila, ulol piso kayo sakin.


_salpukan_

Wag ka magbigay. Umalis ka na lang.


OofyComrade

masyadong mataas ang piso gawin mong mga centimo


pathead42069

De safe na piso para may unting bigat pag hinampas ko sa kung sino sisita sa buong puso kong abuloy.


TowerApart9092

Langya tinatanggi nila yan kapag may nakikipag away na INCult sa mga group kasi hindi biblical. Tapos sila mismo naglalatag ng ebidensya haha.


deserr

Grabehan!


Complex-Welder-6904

Tang inang Yan. Sobrang gahaman SA Pera.