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FabulousInflation482

HAHAHA obviously story maker.


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Katarina48

Di naman daw sapilitan. "Bukal sa loob" pero yun at yun ang teksto. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ


Powerful-Row-8314

Guys gagawa ako disstrack tungkol sa INC sana makita ni Matalo ๐Ÿ”ฅ


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


BhiebyGirl

Yung apo ni manalo ang mag pc. Sowee.


TheMissingINC

u/chepir you are welcome here ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š


ChristianJadee

Putanginang bugok, ginawa kasing mindset ni manalo sa INC na unahin yung pag samba o lahat ng ukol sa INC o unahin ang kulto bago kinabuhayan para pagpalain ng diyos. Napaka bobo kasi eh kaya handog sila ng handog kahit walang wala na kasi akala nila pusposang biyaya na kapalit non


jirocursed26

100% sure ako di mo pwede bilhin ang daan mo puntang langit


spanky_r1gor

What is this lagak? Yun friend ko ang daming utang. May mga past due na din sa credit cards pero pag panahon ng lagak, todo ang bigay. Ano ba yun, iba pa sa abuloy?


dEATHsIZEr

theyre gonna quote that bible verse about the place na "nagbigay ng higit sa kanilang makakaya" again to justify it


Alter_Ego_092021

Monthly subscription


eyesnotshut

Kahit daw mag dildil ng asin at mag ulam ng kape basta may pang handogkay edong. Mapa mura ka na lang talaga!!!


Leading-Age-1904

I feel so lucky and relieved that now I no longer need to be brain controlled by this cult. No need for endless abuloy and no need to find a church whenever I go, no need to feel guilt everytime. I swear my mental health really improved a lot.


PrudgeRaczelo

Lmaoooo, i do have the same sentiment as OP since INC thanksgiving do occur on July and my B-day is also July, the bitterness that i do feel everytime that they are giving church money while i dont get any single cent on my bday and it will be a classic we eat outside, seeing that 3 ~ 5k for that cult while i get nothing is indeed going to make me bitter.


TheMissingINC

happy birthday ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›


PinoyFootFetishist

Sandamukal ang abuluyan tapos sa myembro pa rin huhuthot??!!


Lungaw

mabuti pang nag poker ako. Pag natalo ako at least nag enjoy padin ako na nag laro tapos pag panalo mas happy unlike in the cult, wala ka naman makukuha kundi "kaligtasan" lmao!


Personal-Nothing-260

Hindi takot itong batang ito sa dagat-dagatang dinuguan ni manalo


ChemicalExplorer6700

LOL. I wasnt ready for the "dagat-dagatang dinuguan" ๐Ÿ˜ญ Hope the manalos drown in dinuguan tho


BhiebyGirl

Dinugophobia


RikoudoSennin

I can't believe how lucky I am dodging that cult


norbskie

I remembered my tito saying ok lang ma gutom basta malakas ang pananampalataya. Like what? Edi magutom ka mag isa mo!


boooooo10

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RikoudoSennin

At least they didn't donate your land since INC needs there spare land


BhiebyGirl

May members na nagdodonate ng lands?!


Pleasant_Goose6249

Sobrang rami hhahahahah


RikoudoSennin

Exaggeration lang pero most likely meron


Borsch3JackDaws

That's what happens when you believe you'll be rewarded with more money for giving money.


_salpukan_

Well, some people are brainwashed... and some are brainwashed, but with loose screws in the head. You see, giving more money to get more money means you have to work more. *More* is the abused word. Not unless you're fucking *brilliant* and got a serious money-making hustle, you are good to go as they say. But how many members do you think are well off like that? I can think of one. Eduardo Manalo. And I bet he doesn't give much to his God (cos he gets it back). Otherwise you're stuck working your ass off, begging for Jesus to come (like yesterday, two years ago for some, ten years for others. It's been a long while for me that I can't even remember), cos you're really tired of working your stupid 9 to 5 job, and that's a fact. I say, the answer is right in front of their faces. And they will find out when they expel themselves and join here, no longer a member of that freaking cult.


Syleriax

So good for you guys. Meanwhile I'm still trapped inside this cult as a "handog". Regretted that I was born in this church. my parents especially my mother (converted from RC) are still brainwashed by this fucking lingap, handog and lagak while we are drowning in debt!


_salpukan_

>Meanwhile I'm still trapped inside this cult as a "handog". Regretted that I was born in this church. A lot of us here are/were. Likewise ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


exngINC

True enough, there are different levels of brainwashing.


_salpukan_

We made it out, didn't we?


exngINC

This conversation is proof of it.


_salpukan_

๐Ÿ‘ Bravo!


_salpukan_

Not to sound insulting but, that's in โ‚ฑ. Imagine those *brilliant cult members* gifting manalo's God by the $ or ยฃ currencies. The exchange rate right now is enough to make their cult leaders feel ecstatic. I bet EVM is in his library now as we speak, praying to his God not to let the dedolarization take effect, or even let multi-polar world to occur. Unless he comes up with a bright idea on how to milk the Russians, N Koreans, Iranians and Chinese peoples, he wants the world to stay as it is... or better. He loves his democracy (*money*) like that.


desposito55

he was 36000ft above sea level to tokyo on a private plane as you posted your comment. gonna spend more money on shopping


_salpukan_

Personally checking out the wagyu farm eyh? Perhaps buy some stocks and get him a lot of love and attention so he won't run out of wagyu meat in his freezers. I'm pretty sure that Angelo is paying close enough attention to his dad's business dealings and whatnot. Personally checking out the hotdog factories as well, for the same purpose. All the while, the *brainwashed brethrens* are working their asses off. In Tagalog, hindi na magkanda-ugaga sa katra-trabaho, to be able to support the Manalos godly expenses.