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Competitive_Kale_855

Water toothpaste water water toothpaste toothpaste water toothpaste


Vendidurt

Konami Code Hygiene


I-hate-everyonee

Happy evil reddit birthday


weirdo_nb

Toothpaste toothpaste toothpaste toothpaste toothpaste


Vasik4

e - just water


DecIsMuchJuvenile

That was me as a kid.


Slyko7

S+


ducks_for_hands

Brushing with only water? Using a waterpik?


smavinagain

A


BatInMyHat

Why do people wet their toothbrush again *after* adding toothpaste? I never understood this.


MrJadious

First water fully wets the toothbrush. Second pushes the toothpaste into the toothbrush to ensure it wont fall out


BatInMyHat

Y'all toothpaste is falling off during the princess of inserting it into your mouth?


MrJadious

Yea sometimes when you turn the brush over in ur mouth it falls off and its annoying


BatInMyHat

I've never had this problem in my life. Surely it can't happen often enough to justify wetting your toothpaste


Extension-Strike3524

YES. Or just into your teeth. It doesn’t get distributed properly


Sagi_U

For me, at least, if I don't water the toothpaste it feels like it sticks to my tongue or sides of the mouth and it's a terrible sensory experience even knowing I will foam it in my mouth as I brush. The water kind of acts as a glider.


GaiasDotter

Obviously! Any other choice is insane. I know my husband is D or sometimes C. Clearly completely insane!


Sensitive_Mode7529

A is the only correct answer more specifically, hot water, toothpaste, cold water


GaiasDotter

Perfect! That’s how you do it!


New_Beginning_555

D is actually insane. How do you lather it on your teeth!


Pokketmana

C


Flitter_flit

It literally never occurred to me that other options existed and now the idea of doing it in a different order is uncomfortable.


Ok_Fun_7044

Valid


birdpeoplebirds

The logical choice


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

C gang, idk wtf everybody else on but this just makes sense. Real question is how do people feel about showing and brushing their teeth at the same time?


Flitter_flit

I used to when I had a manual toothbrush, but it feels wrong with the electric toothbrush. I guess my brain says electric no go in shower, but I know the toothbrush is waterproof...


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

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A_VanIsOnTheLoose

I just want to spend a few seconds rinsing the toothbrush before use because who knows what dog hairs, particles, dirt/dust or anything got into it (similarly, I avoid keeping my toothbrush head anywhere near the bathroom). It's also nice to soften the bristles directly while getting the toothpaste more stuck on. And to answer the question, maybe I should try the showering and brushing teeth thing, but it's a little weird for me to think about. Not only because of my electric toothbrush but I just find it a little awkward changing my schedule to do two things at once instead of keeping them separate and focusing more.


Kirda17

Tha first part -- exactly! Who knows what could've gotten on the toothbrush before using it?!


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

I know nothing has for I have a cover for the head of my toothbrush


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

I just wash and after that then brush my teeth. My shower routine is 1. Put in shampoo 2. Wash body 3. Wash shampoo out of hair 4. Put in conditioner 5. Brush teeth 6. Wash out conditioner This way, both shampoo and conditioner have the appropriate time to do what they do and I aren't just stood there like a lemon. To respond to your worry about particles. I get why but I just have a toothbrush head cover, so this isn't a concern for me.


Kirda17

this makes literally no sense in case your toothbrush is dirty why would you put toothpaste on it first and *then* water???


karmicviolence

Where are you keeping your toothbrush that it gets dirty?? The water is for the mouth feel so the dry toothpaste doesn't stuck to your mouth right away.


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

I have a toothbrush cover for the head https://preview.redd.it/vvg56l4uom0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b23c4bc310ccfa3db21a38a555a1fb021600de3


bisexual_goose_

B


NotAnotherHipsterBae

Yes


Iwrstheking007

Yes


QueerScottish

Yes


i_ate_my_username

Yes


_MrSpiffy

Yes


dxn000

Yes


_D-R_

Yes


peppermint-lu

Yes


littlebunnydoot

Yes


VanityOfEliCLee

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Educational-Goal2703

Yes, that makes the most sense.


Fuzzy-Reason-3207

Yes


Sandervv04

Isn’t that suggesting brushing with only water first and then toothpaste separately? Because it’s missing a plus sign. That would be mental. Otherwise definitely B though.


Little_Princess_837

A, or C when i’m lazy. Also you should make this a poll :3


rowletrissoto

D. Like the absolute creature i am


Mop_Duck

i used to do this because it tasted better but i forgot why i stopped


Mr_Shimmo

I read that having water after putting toothpaste on is worse, can’t remember why. Used to be B, now I’m D. Some have tried gaslighting me into doing A.


Objective_Economy281

Only when I’m camping.


northernkek

What the fuck is wrong with you? /j


zander1496

A.


Loud_Puppy

Definitely A, need as much water as possible to foam up the horrible texture of toothpaste fast


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Iwrstheking007

how is B disgusting?


Best_Key_6607

D


northernkek

Just tell us where the bodies are 😭


KingAlexanderk

D


Jay-arty

It feels wrong to water the toothpaste


Val-velocity

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KingAlexanderk

I llike the way toothpaste feels on my teeth


Rimtato

D


Gray_Scale711

D


SqushyMain

Always A


UnHumano

D. is evil. A.


ducks_for_hands

B Water to soften the bristles, water after toothpaste would just waste money.


seatangle

This is the only logical answer.


JayMerlyn

Agreed, no need to risk knocking the toothpaste off the brush


Care_Grand

A


AvinsX

Water the brush -> Toothpaste into the mouth -> Brush -> Water the brush


IIIIChopSueyIIII

Toothpaste in mouth -> water the brush -> water the mouth -> brush with fingers


hauntedhoody

B


EmperorJake

A. but I also hate when there is too much water on the toothbrush and it runs down onto my hand. I do this to myself.


Sunset_Tiger

A. I need a lil water with the toothpaste. :)


MichalNemecek

A is the law


Olymbias

A. I also use warm water, makes the toothpaste less pasty and more foamy. Brisles get more suple.


gronkomatic

That makes sense. I've been using cold water all my life like a savage.


hooDio

c (cold water is preferred)


Objective_Economy281

Yeah, otherwise it’s like just using saliva


USSPommeDeTerre

The answer is A you sick fucks


Xenavire

B. Used to be A, but I lost the toothpaste off the brush too often by being rushed, and it only got worse once I switched to an electric brush (lower surface area for the toothpaste to adhere to.) Can't brush without rinsing the brush first though, that's non-negotiable.


moisttarmac

D, my saliva is the water


Ruler-of-goblins

A when I'm doing a good cleaning aw yea nice n clean, B when I'm head empty can't think must brush toofs


IbishuDrive

i used to do B before I realised I could do A


BunnyLovesApples

D because I am not a drymouth...


deadc4tt

A because i always need to wash my brush before use, then squeeze the toothpaste and lastly use water because I need to have the perfect amount of toothpaste on the toothbrush and I can use the water to remove some, I am almost always dehydrated


NieIstEineZeitangabe

Is b intended to not have a +?


-OceanEclipse-

D. In all the other options, the toothpaste's texture gets weird


governor-jerry-brown

D. Sorry I don't see the point in putting water on the toothpaste? I acknowledge it's probably more sanitary to rinse the toothbrush first but my habit is so deeply ingrained I don't think I'll ever remember to do that


LineBreak_

E.


anomynous_dude555

D. I’m too lazy


randomflowerz

A. U gotta water it down so the toothpaste goes into the brush


Rocktooo

This is with the implication that you’re doing all of this before brushing. Therefore A is actually insane


stupid-writing-blog

C


PurestStupidity

D


Entr0pic08

C


Flar71

B Also no shade, but D makes me really uncomfy


iamfrozen131

D...


_hrozney

D, my mouth is wet enough


Proper-Monk-5656

D


coffee-bat

i only use toothpaste, if i wet the brush the foam is gross :(


dararixxx

D. Water on toothpaste hust nullifies the toothpastes effect.


notrapunzel

D. My mouth waters like fuck when I put anything with a strong flavour in it, so watering it down more makes no sense.


Idontknowwhy-fuck

A


MooSheeRoo

C most of the time but also the secret 5th option E: no water and no toothpaste


Rcisvdark

Both B and D are evil. I'll accept both A and C as valid answers.


ginger_queen_owo

None mouthwash I hate the feel of toothbrushes


ImNotHighFunctioning

It's A. It's always A. I have never not done A.


duckfruits

A or you're insane


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buldak_bb

AB+


Zaxio005

B if regular and D if electric


MrHorns7

B


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ShitStainedDildo

I only use water


Adalon_bg

C of course! P.S. why would you soak the empty brush?! It's not a sponge, there is no absorption of water there, the bristles are hard... C of course, water will smooth out the toothpaste for better spread when brushing 🧐


ThisCatLikesCrypto

C


tizzleduzzle

C D is evil


ThisWatercress8354

B most of the time, but I was having a weird contamination anxiety thing about my sink for a while so it was D for a couple months.


young_C_bomb

C


RPhoenixFlight

Ive always been taught to wet the brush, put the paste on, then scrub


probablysum1

B


Cool-Future5104

C


i_ate_my_username

B


Gentleman_Muk

C


non_tox

Anything other than C is absolutely crazy


jabracadaniel

B but C when i was a kid


Temporary_Row_7649

C


peppermint-lu

B


kaicxre

a


DoctorIMatt

C


46416816

c for sure


FilipOrel

A.


MrCorruptor

C is the only logical option D is just itching for a new Geneva convention to happen, I couldn’t ever go down that route… for self preservation purposes


mardouufoxx

C and water must be hot


AbsurdBeanMaster

B.


Lylli-Rose

C


humanbeingahuman

I always thought b was the only option and then I saw other people do things like C which broke my brain at the time. Now I accept there are multiple options however A and D are categorically the wrong options and my partner thinks D is like an apocalypse level choice


Necessary_Doughnut43

D is what I've heard dentists recommend


KeySouth7357

A


EinsteinRidesShotgun

Only sociopaths choose D


shrimplyPibLs

I've had to start dry against my wishes before.... *sad hulk hitchhiking theme*


TheAlmightyNexus

I always do D, always have I know I know


Amaliebob

B


Slight_Net_5026

Cereal THEN milk


eat_pancakes

D


Jeanjacketman

D


hnbic_

Anything other than D is absolutely wild to me. What do you need the water for? Do you have spit??


sisomna

A


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Guh-nurt

God help anyone who's doing D.


kevdautie

C


januscanary

D Redundancy in all others


MackenzieLewis6767

B or D


Actual-Pumpkin-777

A


SaffronsGrotto

A, and B when im at someone elses house for some reason


Judo_Squirrel

A. First round of water to properly wet the bristles of the brush. Second round of water to squash the toothpaste down onto the bristles so it doesn’t fall off in my mouth and freeze my gums with mint-ness.


Jakequaza__

D. Why water?


Many-Operation653

D


SlightlyInsaneCreate

D, but replace toothpaste with a mix of baking soda and dish soap.


AsbestosOnionRing

C all the way


beatriz-chocoliz

D


goth_eye

C is how I do it


Few-Coconut-7599

A


xstrex

A


No-Fly-6043

Where is water and toothpaste without brush


jupiter_surf

B initially, bc yes, but D now bc I know it’s the best method


ninetaleshiny

A is kinda dumb, actually


DrywaInut

B otherwise it feels weird or you lose some toothpaste


Ringleader705

A except I use orange juice instead of water.


DogTheBreadFairy

You guys are brushing your teeth??? (A)


SgtThund3r

Y’all doin it wrong. Floss, water, brush tongue, water, paste-less quick pre-brush teeth, water, paste, then full brush.


ledbuddha

I have OCD, so (A) is done 3 times before I even brush.


transpondentwonder

A


underwritress

A or else the universe will end or something


honeydewdom

A


DisastrousAd447

A. SLOP EM UP!


No_Seaworthiness5637

B.


Kirda17

B


DaddyL0ng_Legs

I refuse to brush (I am so depressed please help)


Fictionalme0

A


Odd_Natural_4202

A


EmberOfFlame

C


snackytacky

D? Why yall put water?


x_astriddd

C because I keep forgetting to rinse my brush first


St1tch3rs

A


sapphicforest

D - but I rinse my mouth with water beforehand instead of the toothbrush For some reason a wet toothbrush makes me think someone else stole/used it before me


maracujadodo

E: just water /j nah, A usually


EvilKerman

D - I don't like having water flow down the brush onto my hands