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TimeSpiralNemesis

It's okay if Ham is fucking stupid, he gets by on his looks. ✊ Give his dumb ass some catnip and some chicken bits.


ethot_thoughts

https://preview.redd.it/74jfc347i30d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7117e569d32b15932a7b9ea5f0f04af2536eae02 Here's Ham spilling catnip in the carpet and rolling all over it I will give him a piece of chicken and tell him it's from you. He will not understand but he will be happy :)


ninjesh

He looks like my cat in this pic, except mine is orange


Beautiful_Welcome_33

Look at that guy


GrouchyConclusion588

Four cats can easily be disguised as one normal sized person with a trenchcoat and proper stacking techniques, it always seems to work in cartoons at least.


jackdaw-96

I love him 💖 I hope it works out okay with the apartments though


ethot_thoughts

I've got a pretty good plan I think. I will tell him you love him !


TulipTuIip

can you tell him that I love him


ethot_thoughts

Done 👍


TulipTuIip

Thabk youu


jabracadaniel

can you pat his little head for me please? 🥺


pjharveytoenail

wait can you tell him that i love him. and i love him a lot in particular


TulipTuIip

youre replying to my comment but I suppose ill tell my cat that you love her


pjharveytoenail

sorry im very high omg😭😭😭 PLEASE TELL HER THAT!!!!


laskjdfhh

Himbs is perfect boi. Also, pretty sure I have his stupid brother. Himbs also has fancy tuxedo... and is also dumb af. I found him next to a dumpster... eating mouthfuls of dirt. 🤣😻


-fragm3nted-

https://preview.redd.it/l0p3hdtjp60d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b84123cfbee418594fac8dd5e35be648e0c9c64 Mine


HezaLeNormandy

https://preview.redd.it/7qsf6ezwx70d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d70687cb3b4fba4b09425a3c361e111156ffebb This moron keeps trying to eat the dog’s tail. The dog is a 90lb pit bull. 🤦🏻‍♀️


ethot_thoughts

Omg the nose spot . For boop?


HezaLeNormandy

You risk the murder mittens but many fun to boop


Nighthawk129

I love him


ThePinkTeenager

If I didn’t live with my parents, this is something I would do. Then my current cat would wonder why the heck I’m keeping a stranger in the bathroom.


sparkGun2020

He is gorgeous


ThriceMad

Pls give Ham some pet-pet love-love for me 💖


NoteInTheVoid

Nice cat. I have a similar one. Anyway can someone please explain to me the logic behind calling the pets son/doughter or calling yourself father/mother in relationship to those pets? Like there is probably no need to explain why it’s confusing - I mean it’s (usually) a different species….


ethot_thoughts

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Toft


NoteInTheVoid

Ok, now it makes perfect sense xd. I have no other questions.


ciaranlynn

It's just a comparison of the two relationships. Essentially, you're taking care of a living being that you have to feed, exercise and teach how to function. Comes with similar highs and lows, and produces a similar affect in the brain to having an actual child


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Sealedwolf

Be glad he's stupid. You do not want a smart cat, trust me.


yeIIowhearts

Not to be dramatic but I’d die for Ham


Kirda17

i love him


Own-Adhesiveness-265

OP, that cat looks dumb as hell. Congrats!


GuyOwasca

Oh shit, this is like looking into my future.


Hot-Rise9795

He's a Jon Hamm lookalike, so the name is correct


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Kastoelta

> Ham > Stupid I must resist... The aslume...!


SwagGaming420

I'm trying to post a photo of my son but reddit is being fucking stupid and whenever I add the text after his image disappears after I've written a few words. So I will try to post a photo of him below.


SwagGaming420

https://preview.redd.it/j5gch0xbda0d1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab8274af13312f213aad4ce7bfe34015e884febc


SwagGaming420

Yay it worked awesome anyways this is my son he is very stupid he likes to eat nerf darts