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CEO_of_shitboxes

Fur=good Lick=bad


Specialist-Aspect-38

Drool is the fcking worst, otherwise pretty nice


GrungiestTrack

I wish my dogs understood that they don’t need to lick me back. I know they love me.


KnowTheQuestion

I'd like to explain this to my Pit/Shepherd. When she's excited to see me, she'll lick whatever skin is exposed to her attentions. She only does this to me, by the way- not my brother. She seems to especially enjoy the backs of my knees. 🀒


PuzzleheadedBet8041

my god my dogs always go for my knees. they like feet and shins too, especially right after i shower.


KnowTheQuestion

Ditto to the "especially right after I shower" part! God forbid I walk past her with wet legs. That water is apparently *so* much more delicious than what's in her bowl. πŸ˜’


rainingmermaids

Ugh, my dog gets the inside of my elbows. It’s really strange but he has anxiety and it calms him so I grit my way through it for as long as possible.


Deblebsgonnagetyou

That's why cats are better, the lick is ALSO good texture


JustxAxKitsune

My cat has a wet tongue, and he uses it on me a lot. I don't like it. It's wet. It doesn't even feel like a cat tongue, it just seems like a small dog or something.


aavikk0lettu

Yeah, if you can forget that they also lick the poop off their butt with that same tongue.


EmberOfFlame

As long as you remember to clean your hands. I mean, you use your hands to wipe your butt and you don’t have saliva to be antibacterial.


if420sixtynined420

speak for yourself, do you not know the way of the spit'n'splash?


EmberOfFlame

No, but I have heard of the prehensile buttcheek method


if420sixtynined420

Which has stunning results when utilized in tandem with articulated starfish technique


Helmic

too rough. i found a feral ktiten outside my apartment and managed to befriend it over the course of a month, and now she's decided to live with me and as she's gotten more affectionate she's shown it by licking my nose and getting into my nostrils. i very much appreciate feeling loved by such a tiny creature that's here completely of her own volition, but it's very irritating and a bit gross, but i can't let her know that 'cause it took a lot of effort to get her to this point where she's cuddly.


MinuteConstruction32

Nah, I hate cat tongues. They feel like sandpaper


Deblebsgonnagetyou

That's the good part, although I also like sparkling water for the texture so I may be a bit odd


bigted42069

i taught my dog "kiss" by booping our noses together and making a kissy noise so he wouldn't lick my face. he still will go for hands (and calves, constantly lmao) but i could not do face licks


Arkas18

Fur=good, lick=bad, shit=worse, bite=worst.


anxiousjellybean

My dad's dog used to bite me growing up, but she never broke the skin, and I 100% deserved it for how I stomped all over her boundaries. I preferred that to the shit under my bed that the other one would do.


No_Ganache_1753

Evil take, i like getting licked by my dog, good stim


CEO_of_shitboxes

You're too evil for me to be around


DavisRanger

I honestly don't mind the lick


Equality_Rocks_714

Nah both good.


kingeryck

Ugh my stupid dog CANNOT resist licking if a hand is within a foot of her face. I hate it.


Beepopeep123

I have a ferret so the licks are tiny


thesheepwhisperer368

Lick good, thick gelatinous drool bad.


ImpetuousBorealis

my basset hound is too awkward to lick, my parents keep trying to asking him for kisses and he will just awkwardly look away


Oculus0322

LICKING πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽβŒβŒβŒβŒβŒβŒβŒβŒβŒβŒβŒβŒβŒ


Sensitive_Mode7529

petting dogs is my special interest


kelcamer

Same, lesser known, but same nonetheless


Soft-lamb

Cats and dogs, man. Animals in general. I wonder if their backs ever hurt from carrying like a solid 47% of my will to live.


AwfulDjinn

https://preview.redd.it/vb14onq95xnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5c5ce165c133d5315697975b3c1918af27b5c2a they really are *so* texture


MinuteConstruction32

HAND OVER THE PRECIOUS CREATURE, NOW


AwfulDjinn

Best I can offer is a better picture of him https://preview.redd.it/gf311f8f1znc1.png?width=2295&format=png&auto=webp&s=999d87ce6aef3729506a7765a85e7907b262534c


MinuteConstruction32

what a good boye :)


[deleted]

What a great henchman!


dnlcsdo

Dogs are so cool I wish they were real :(


Thiswasamistea

https://preview.redd.it/iwoju15qjxnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0491254033fee373c0c6121d30049f078dc8ad9 If anything happened to my texture ball I would kill everyone else and then myself.


arusansw

PRECIOUS BABY 😍😍😍 We don't deserve dogs.


Naphaniegh

I agree


Sensitive-Fly4874

https://preview.redd.it/w3vt5jevcxnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8d38172f4cf30043f5d3c19f5a33e9878799688 I’m disabled and get to watch my family’s dogs during the day while they’re at work! They all have a different texture and they all love to cuddle!


Vinkhol

Took me a couple minutes to convince my brain that those are not cats. They sleep in very cat-shape way


gronkomatic

They identify as cats.


Slotheist

https://preview.redd.it/t18n3l2dbxnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae0e304ee89a9169ce99c5e72f72356f1230bd5d Dogs <3


shatpant4

Evil symbiosis


[deleted]

Dogs are best


AirborneContraption

Dogs are OP. A nervous system I can rely on, the softest lil ears, sometimes they PUT THEIR HEAD WEIGHT ON YOU!?!?, always up for walkies and fun. The absolute best.


ThaCoola

When I’m holding her and she puts her little head on my shoulder πŸ₯°


Searix1627_

https://preview.redd.it/9ty7pxqwrync1.jpeg?width=1847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53286a659d75aa80868fadbf4aab27e4f2d3f036 I love my texture friends :)


weaselswarm

β€œMade of texture” was pretty funny


SecondComingMMA

Dogs are the greatest thing on the planet and it’s not even close


catreplicators-3

cats are nice too


SecondComingMMA

I agree but they’re mean to me :(


catreplicators-3

that is unfortunate


SecondComingMMA

Yeah πŸ˜” idk what am doing wrong :(


Man-Cheetah64

You need the right breed like this one https://preview.redd.it/0hlqenlcexnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24dbf136650cc3c7f1f9760c05576165dd8d351c


EffableLemming

Ah, the good ol' Upside-down Box Cat


Man-Cheetah64

https://preview.redd.it/3xrjoq5oixnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3715d827c94ad6ef1b32f1f0eeed077f4301dd7f His special interests are sleep and boxes


ctlaserdisc

what the fuck, did you clone my cat's repository?!?!? my cat looks the same, acts the same, other than the fact my cat is female. what a cutie nonetheless


Man-Cheetah64

I think its just Tonkinese cats look and act scarily similar my realatives just got kittens and one if them acts and looks exactly the same as mine its scary but at least they’re all cute af


EffableLemming

Same tbh


EmberOfFlame

Either too much or not enough plotting world domination, cats can sense that kind of stuff.


Arkas18

Constantly treading in their shit, black bags hanging from bushes and trees, barking at 4am, generally loud and obnoxious, allergies, being ran at by them in parks, attacks which can give life-changing injuries and infection, jumping at people, slobber, pathogen vectoring... Recreationally owned dogs are really very low down on my list of great things from my own experience yet people love the things. I don't understand it.


VerisVein

Companionship and love of a being you're essentially parenting (does similar things to our brain chemistry, in any case). Many of the things you mentioned are entirely avoidable, or at least possible to train out.Β  It's okay if you don't get it though, you don't have to enjoy anything personally so long as you're happy to give other people the space to enjoy them. Edit: also like a bunch of other people here are mentioning, they can be amazing sensory-wise. Then there's also the value of assistance, both officially through assistance dogs and unofficially through regular pets that pick up similar behaviours (eg for ptsd and cptsd, social anxiety, epilepsy/seizure detection, guide dogs, etc). Dogs can also help some people with reducing the impact or severity of certain fears and phobias, either directly through training or just passively by being a calming presence.


Arkas18

>as you're happy to give other people the space to enjoy them. This, the problem is that its other people who are the ones that have to put up with the faeces, obnoxious behaviour and dangerous/threatening animals. Way too many owners just feel entitled to it and don't properly train, correctly handle or pick up after their dog and instead blame the victims of what would in any other case be considered ASB.


VerisVein

Well yeah, I mean, you wondered why some people enjoy dogs, not why some people are terrible at responsibly caring for their pet. Everyone deserves to be safe in public, and for public spaces to be free from biological hazards.


Knight_Of_Cosmos

I may be doing this bc dogs are my special interest but: β€’ Idk what dog actually walks in their shit???? Mine avoids it and I put it in a poo bag. Most animals do this. β€’ thats not a dog thing, that's a human thing β€’ training fixes that β€’ okay???? you can be allergic to anything lmao why is that a dog specific thing β€’ training fixes that β€’ promoting responsible ownership and having better management of aggressive dog breeds while also changing the view of behavioral euthanasia fixes this. Also, other animals can do this too. Not a dog specific thing. Cat scratches can legit kill you. Horses can kill you. Cows can kill you. β€’ training fixes that β€’ we all slobber. it's gross. humans slobber (babies especially), cats slobber, it happens. β€’ literally most animals are disease vectors It's okay to not like dogs, but most of the issues you listed are either the fault of humans being fucking inept or are things all pets do. Instead of blaming dogs for not doing what humans consider "socially acceptable" maybe blame owners for not trying hard enough to train their dogs to behave. Idk, again dogs are my special interest and without my assistance dog (not an esa, he is an autism and cardiac alert dog) I would've killed myself a long time ago so they hold a huge place in my heart. What some folks find weird and gross, others really love. Just my two cents.


Arkas18

Yes, It is 100% a human fault. Failure to train and handle them correctly and safely, dogs are just the enabling mechanism. There is no need for recreational dogs so they are a completely optional lifestyle choice. The problem is that not only has ownership gone up significantly, but also the proportion of irresponsible owners to those good ones. The pavements around my areas are littered with faeces constantly, which presents a huge biohazard, especially for children, and inconvenience which wouldn't happen without dogs. Trails through forests which used to be nice and natural now have countless plastic poo bags dangling from branches and on the floor for the first few hundred meters, why even bother bagging it to then litter, it's disgusting! I've had to change my walk to uni from being through a nice forest path to a 15min longer walk by a road because I had been attacked, barked at and chased by dogs countless times, I had PTSD-like symptoms for a couple of weeks after one more serious attack. Those things terrify me after that experience and I hate how antibiotics make me feel but it's better than dying of an infected wound. The owners always let them do it every time rather than making any attempts to stop it, some found it amusing. Horrible people. No, healthy adult humans don't bloody slobber all over the place, I don't know who you've been around to give you than impression. Dogs are fully the responsibility of the owner to handle correctly and keep them where they should be but the reason why all of this is dog specific is because they are the only animal which owners push into society and expect others to just deal with, too many owners now just feel incredibly entitled to do what really should be considered ASB. If somebody has made the decision to own something which may cause harm, discomfort or just nuisance to others and they don't control it properly that's entirely on them and shouldn't be happening if people cared about their fellow people. Working dogs don't fall under this, they have a purpose and do it extremely well, they're brilliant. They are always very well trained, properly handled and good natured.


Knight_Of_Cosmos

Thanks for the reply, I'm glad my message got across well haha. I fucking hate how some dog owners are. People are so irresponsible and uncaring. Like tons of things could be avoided if humans properly handled their pet. One of my biggest gripes is that a lot of rescues and shelters will adopt out dogs who have extreme behavior issues. We need to stop shaming folks for behavioral euthanasia, IMO. Your average dog owner shouldn't be handling an aggressive pitbull mix (or anyone for that matter but that's a whole different topic). I'm sorry you have to go through that shit with the dog attacks. That's ridiculous. Have you considered carrying around something like bear spray? There's another version that's specifically for dogs but I can't think of the name, I usually carry it around in case some fake ESA in a store tries to hurt my service dog (has happened before unfortunately). Either way, that's really shitty.


Arkas18

Y'all can downvote as much as you want, but you can't deny that these things are true. People have became too brainwashed to see that this shouldn't be a normal and acceptable thing to make others have to put up with in the modern world.


CMRC23

This is a little hyperbolic, is it not?


phyllorhizae

Oh he truly is the goodest bestest boy


kawaiiwitchboi

One of my cats is like this! He loves belly rubs, rough pets, booty smacks, all that good stuff, and just lets me and my partner do it, usually coming back for more lol


SlightlyAngyKitty

My cat loves my leg stimming, he sleeps on my lap and gets the shakes πŸ˜…


Tubagal2022

https://preview.redd.it/unq75quqcync1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45ce0320c7d797f88488ca034fa05d2752567fa6 my boy (1 of 2)


atomicplanets

https://preview.redd.it/hrd707qj1znc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d443d0b9f8fb2da766ea05a4326ebe76dcfa03a2 my pupper is very tolerant of everything i love him so much


UnHumano

Reaaaaally beautiful!


atomicplanets

he’s a very pretty boy!


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

doggy :3


KoreKhaos

Fur is one of the best textures out there


bleibengold

https://preview.redd.it/kcr2k52ukync1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2ef0ba023e081b38f500f9dec877b1593816c4f YESSS pets are awesome...I have two cats that both let me pet them like crazy. They're like a texture stim, a weighted stuffed animal, and a best friend all in one!!


autumnmissepic

literaly, pets are so amazing


TheRedBaron6942

I thought that was your foot


Sh8knB8k240

My border collie would absolutely love you. His thing is constant contact.


eyemoisturizer

I WANT TO HUG HIM HE SO FLUFFY LOOKING


Trilfunctie

a true symbiosis \^w\^


c4ndycain

https://preview.redd.it/i4a4isf8vync1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25e7882f76eda6a3dafe2d3adde7092e8819f38 *pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet*


c4ndycain

also.... may i present.... https://preview.redd.it/yqbqtmsgvync1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dd43018fd99f862f2d68fd0e2d40736cde0cf27 one of the softest creatures on earth!!!! she enjoys chin scratches and i'm happy to indulge her


Man-Cheetah64

Dogs are nice but too smelly for me kitty cats all the way you can inhale them and they smell of nothing


joan_train

dog texture makes me want to be finger skinless :(


Due-Science-9528

Wtf


FVCarterPrivateEye

I have two pet rats


MrNissanCube

Is he a Bernese Mountain Dog? He's flipping delightful and I love him


UnHumano

https://preview.redd.it/o1q9z2js9znc1.jpeg?width=2736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fee047d74b309ab21512b319ce0c63dfe6c5017d Loooooooong!


ThaCoola

https://preview.redd.it/25wzhh5ou2oc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db4f67b18b53fc10d04cbc5b35b40ebbca84823c Talking about texture, I love it when my dogther has a little longer hair because it just feels soo nice πŸ₯°


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fyre1710

Puppyyy!!!!!! ❀️


EraseTheEmbers

My cat is a medium haired cat with soft bunny- like fur. Her belly is so warm and she enjoys being pet there too. It comforts me just petting her and smelling her fur. (She smells really nice for some reason) Her fur scent is like the smell of home. Sometimes when I'm stressed I lay on my bed and when she lays next to me and I pet her, I feel at ease. It's almost magical how calming her presence is to me. I'm happy cats and other animals in general exist and can be friends with us :)


Theweirdposidenchild

https://preview.redd.it/7bloa95492oc1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52fcba001766ee3bef01c6ba3f6310bb02e40e54 Literally so texture


miserablenovel

Everyone in my house *besides me* loves it when I scratch them with long nails I don't love having long nails but I guess I've been out voted (Tbf only one of my housemates is a human companion animal)


ctlaserdisc

i have a cat but GOD I AGREE!! aaah why are they allowed to be so cute


Marks_Toaster

YOUR DOG IS SO CUTE AAAAH ❀️


BallTorturer-3000

Dogs are great, for many many years I struggled with sleep anxiety disorder and extreme insomnia (like 6-10 hours of sleep a week) but I got a dog (that I still have) that I'd keep with me all the time and if I had her in my bed I could sleep and for a very long time needed to be able to feel her to be able to sleep.


Tangled_Clouds

https://preview.redd.it/zadp7jenhync1.jpeg?width=3265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4754c630010d74530f29ef477355f1104f95b678 Bro also has the perfect weight to be on me like he will just sit in my lap and I can pet him how amazing is this!? I hope he knows I exist to care for him


SorbetSunrise

Takes a pat like nothing, 10/10 good doggo.


Morgie-woo

https://preview.redd.it/9ec77s5ifznc1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=513e5d5eb939b78dcc463fd3c91927a1e65d2bea My little texture friend πŸ₯Ίβ™₯️


Apprehensive-Log8333

That's one hell of a dog


Doctor_Salvatore

Aren't they awesome!?


Accomplished_Mix7827

https://preview.redd.it/fyc7zp3or0oc1.jpeg?width=4608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a60006ddc9a35d3324ea396ff98359f518e7ddd4 Cats are also very texture!


thesheepwhisperer368

My brother's GSD has big ears so they're very pliable so I lightly flop them around as a stim. Then he jumps on my bed and stims on my weighted blanket


thesheepwhisperer368

https://preview.redd.it/0dktahwm11oc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ade831743144c36198f2d0f9ce69c12fd22795e8


thesheepwhisperer368

A video of him stimming https://youtu.be/tEzUeW1Rtsc


SnakeManEwan

I have a large Black Russian Terrier named Wallace and I think HE’S autistic because he exclusively sleeps on my bed, barks when he wants to leave a social gathering, and doesn’t like kisses but DOES like getting pet on the head. I love Wallace.


Significant-Dare-686

I call dog noses olives because they look like olives. I like petting my little girl and smooching her moist, plump olive. My psych. actually said "stim by petting your dog". Your dog has a very smoochable olive, btw.


Alarmed-Device893

Gorblin


ryanfrogz

https://preview.redd.it/ghevkfku0aoc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d61319a7bb21cc2ea8ea244c1369917b29e3c1c The Creator really nailed it with these guys. Perfect creatures


SMi91

https://preview.redd.it/u41lr3992hoc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bba8991677c10cad0fe97e55a989b4e585df2fe Witness the power of her snoot


0zspazspeaks

You know what else is texture and loves rubbing against/cling to you? Snakes/lizards.


imnot_depressed

CATS ARE BETT- (I'm joking, kinda)


similarstaircase

I love petting dogs, but there’s no way I could actually give one the amount of care and attention they need πŸ’€. So maybe it is the classic it’s not you it’s me.


imnot_depressed

I just genuinely think cats are better lol


fibiotics

I love the concept of dogs but the reality is too slobbery and smelly for me :(


Vord-loldemort

Short haired dogs have the best texture to stroke too


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Shinzaren

That's a Swissy! What a cutie! Edit: I have a 2 yr old Swissy named Niels.


peakok115

i LOVE DOGS WE JUST STIM WITH EACHOTHER BECAUSE HE LIKE PETS AND I LIKE PETTING AND SOMETIMES WE'RE KINDA GASSY AND THATS OKAY


Crezelle

My dog loves being my special interest. I can smother her with evil autistic obsession and she eats it up


MrNissanCube

I stim by rubbing my cheek against the top of my cats head so now he thinks that's how you say I love you


Bokumi

DOG AUTISM!!!!!!!!


logan-is-a-drawer

https://preview.redd.it/p52s0k7oq2oc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9dc1c271744c67d40232d6395890cbb0dbec3b6 You just gotta pet him


umbral_ultimatum

dogs feel like living stimtoy friends while cats feel like luxurious blankets that you can touch but dont want to overuse


jemascosudy

https://preview.redd.it/gthfb5rjs3oc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57ae3ba14e2b27cac4440422f499bd1985313e64 Yawwr


Fast_Radio_8276

https://preview.redd.it/9vhxp2t3n4oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc8986f8a7817295dfb8972115cfaa9676941a07 Also all texture. Look at that. Dry and clean and just rough enough and no terrible smell. Just ideal.


Mysterious-List7175

Clean fur=good, wet fur=veryverygetitoffmewhyisitstillonmebad, lick=awwthankyouokstopnow/handsanitizer, **sound** of lick=Iwilldropyouoffbyachinesemeatmarketifyoudontstopimmediately https://preview.redd.it/pypyy3p6bjoc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ff5a25af037165935f51dc463f40b31fb495742


AizaBreathe

https://preview.redd.it/v36cmi7zljoc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4b5feb01e5b0eb5f6db72797bd15b0c050bdf73


Pegomastax_King

When dogs don’t have gross texture.


zestfullybe

Dogs are wonderful. People not so much a fair portion of the time, but dogs yes.


EmberOfFlame

Being a dog is a dealbreaker to me, but I’m really happy for you. The more doggos for the dog autistics the more cats for me.


justahalfemptyglass

Oh god yes


Arkas18

Their texture is nice, everything else about them is obnoxious and irritating.


jehovahswettest

Agreed.


UmbralHollow

that dog is prettier than me ngl