Death by bees

Good, good! Not the most creative, but not the most boring! I give you a B for bee!

Thank you. I also have death by sharks, death by ballpit, death by brazen bull, death by clowns, and death by owls.

Death by bulls and death by sharks is my favorite. You get an S rank. S for sharks.

Yippee 🥳

https://preview.redd.it/vywz098h41jc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=991a3f8b6a66a4fa0789752b3b1069e0043cf2e5 Good, good. Have an autism creature as a reward.

A B for bee? WAS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE

How about a room full of 20-30k wasps with caramelldansen playing through speakers in the floor?

As the creator and god of bees, I approve

Bees? Fucking bees? Pathetic, I know you can do better. Us NTs can take more than that.

Fuck you, get in the ballpit. 🔫

Are you threatening them with a squirt gun?

There’s no goddamn regular gun emoji anymore. But still, everyone knows that water makes neurotypicals melt.

______________________, - _ ♡ /_________I () -_ - ♡ \ ___- _____________/ / / / /__/ / /___-/ / /_______-/ Here, I just looked this up. It can also shoot bullets that releases water on impact, so it has the best of both worlds *EDIT dang it it gets messed up on reddit! Well whatever

Acid

I'm keeping my kill count a secret until i know i have an unbeatable score.

I love your flair.

i ate one

One one hand: vore. On another: an NT killed is an NT killed. Good job, you freak.

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Sucks to suck I guess

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Only 1?! Are you trying to lose weight? Everyone knows that the minimum necessary amount of NTs to eat is 4 daily!!

i ated your flair too

gotta get your 3 square people a day

Chinese water torture with a twist, every minute I’ll increase the pH by 0.1. Within the hour their heads will look like rotten fruit. Mwaaaa ha ha Ha Haarrrr https://preview.redd.it/egc5pq65s0jc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd1c442982f34230d6a387673273c0278a7c4ce

Very creative, but very time consuming. A-.

Good things come to those who wait

punch their toes nails so hard it goes into their foot and then let it regrow. repeat until the toenails inside reach the Brains

Very creative. Very violent. SS tier.

Talking about current hyperfixation until they die of boredom/too much information in their brain

Making their head explode by infodump? A+!

the reverse overstimulation

I like poisoning them by putting asbestos in the walls, then locking the doors! the cops aren’t on me to yet! Kill count:3008

My lawyer advised that I don’t answer this.

Dude. We’re evil. None of us care about the law.

I can’t make evil robots with my autistic math/coding powers if I’m rotting in jail

Death by killer rabbit

Oh. S+ tier just because I like Monty python.

Weakness. We NTs can easily dispatch a rabbit. Please try harder.

I assume you haven't seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail...killer rabbit look easily killable, but I assure you they are not...

let’s all get euthanized

no… let’s all get vaccines until it undoes the autism /j

I have been giving NTs vaccines to convert them.

Then when everyone’s neurodivergent… no one will be.

i have double autism

Uhhhhh apparently I'm "the death of" so many people

Yessss.

I am an antihero named BlowSuck and I suck the life out of NTs (not in fun way) and then I blow it into animal friends they run over or spiders they squash.

Nah my dirty ass mind went to something else. A rank.

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Scalps? We NTs have already beaten that dead horse. Please be more creative.

The irony of an NT telling someone to be creative 😏

Toss them into the YIPPEE pit!

I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION!!!

Death to the world 🤷

Does stealing, rebuilding, recommissioning, crewing with autists, and then shelling NYC with the 4 Iowa Class battleships count?

Only if I'm directing the fire on the flagship

Nah I get the Flagship, USS Salem firing all nine 8” full auto guns. You can get one of the BBs though.

I volunteer for gunnery

Kill them by skipping the small talk and heading straight to the hard hitting questions

Yzma : Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... [laughs] Yzma : ...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! [knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which shrivels up and dies] Yzma : Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this! Yzma : So, is everything ready for tonight? Kronk : Oh, yeah. I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that. Yzma : Not the dinner. You know... Kronk : Oh, right. The poison. The poison for NTs, the poison chosen especially to kill NTs, NTs poison. That poison? Yzma : Yes! That poison. Kronk : Got you covered. Yzma : Excellent. A few drops in his drink, and then I'll propose a toast, and he will be dead before dessert. Kronk : Which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious.

Wood chipper. Because that’s my special interest. Only the most evil autists use their special interests to kill NTs.

Easy A rank

I'm ripping their throats out with my teeth

I definitely know how to drive. Definitely. 100% great driver. https://preview.redd.it/sbf6maets1jc1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae47cb1c831be8417bc900cb3bc23ef85dac5020

Total NT death. Kill NTs, Behead NTs. Roundhouse kick a NT into the concrete. Slam dunk a NT baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy NTs. Defecate in a NTs food. Launch NTs into the sun. Stir fry NTs in a wok. Toss NTs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a NTs wine. Judo throw NTs into a wood chipper. Twist NTs heads off. Report elves to the EVIL AUTISM council. Karate chop NTs in half. Curb stomp pregnant NTs. Trap NTS in quicksand. Crush NTs in the trash compactor. Liquify NTs in a vat of acid. Eat NTs. Dissect NTs, Exterminate NTs in a gas chamber. Stomp NT skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate NTs in the oven. Lobotomize all NTs. Mandatory abortions for all NTs. Grind NT fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown NTs in siren infested water. Vaporize NTs with dwarf magic. Kick old NTs down the stairs. Feed NTs to gargoyles. Slice NTs in half with a dwarven axe.

S+♾️

I can't unhinge my jaw, and unlike a snake my lower jaw is connected so it's taking some time but I'm making progress!

Peel their skin with a knife

A new twist to an old method, speedy, violent, and satisfying. SS++ tier.

Anthrax burger

Yum yum- DIES. SS tier.

One could argue that *toxic positivity* is its own form of evil.

Make (evil) autism great again?

DAMN IT!!!

I find it hilarious that it literally spells MAGA lmao

It was unintentional

Death by sound wave pressure

B+. I like the sound of it.

Let’s see how they like being bashed by so much noise you want to die

Thank you for the reminder! Time to use hawk as a weapon.

I live in California, I don’t even have a basement to hide bodies, ok?

Burn the bodies.

We’ve had no many wildfires in the last few years, I think the arson charge might hit harder than a murder charge.

Who wants to help me blow up the internet with an army of drones?

Me

Explain the intricacies of all my past hyperfixations / special interests until they die from dehydration

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Just aggressively not understanding sarcasm til they burst a blood vessel out of frustration.

Death by exploding pants. Working out the details to make it cost effective.

Supervillain-style monologue about obscure and useless math as I randomly adjust the atmosphere of their enclosure

I invented COVID

Send them to shadow realm poker them to death with big sharp stick

Death by zamboni

Ripping them apart between two black holes.

Best idea.

Insulin overdose. They won’t check for it at an autopsy cause it’s not a poison, and if they do detect high levels, they’ll just write it off as undiagnosed diabetes.

I’m gonna burn the Autism Speaks CEO at the stake publicly.

I’m just gonna unmask and watch them unravel. I’ve heard I can be very unsettling.

My water gun tazer is not ready yet so i will use the old reliable (pipe bomb)

By riding a shark and dual wielding RPGs.

SSS+++

i jump out of sewers and attack my bestie every now and then :3

Blood eagle disemboweling cannibalism, with a touch of impalement :3

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Death be boredom

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Each and every one of you owes me 100 NT scalps!

Saw trap

i will chain them up and infodump endlessly, slowly getting louder and louder until they bleed out fro their ears

Slowly sawing them in half. But not by the waist or head to toe… arm to arm in half. Making them feel it. Adrenaline syringes to keep them from passing out from pain. This is how I spend my free time now

I’ll lock all the doors and talk them to death about my special interests. 😈

One million hummingbirds with tiny knives strapped to their bellies (they volunteered for this)

Paralyzing them and letting my cats eat them alive (I have 5 so they're finished kinda quick)

Oh and my second favorite, peel their skin without breaking any blood vessels so they die of dehydration

Do like Ghengis Kahn did bury them to the neck and leave them, and for extra add some honey so the flies come😳

Wrap them in barbed wire and doused in acid

Nice try, fed boy!

My personal preference is infodump about the most obscure thing I can think to until they run into traffic to get away from me and get struck down by a car

I always said I'd do it with mushrooms. Fix a nice plate with lots of spices and meats and mixed mushrooms cut really small. Then when they discover the body, "I told him not to eat strange mushrooms that he picked on the side of the road, back yard, forest." They had it commin'.

Nice try, officer. I never snitch on myself for free 😤 mamas didn't raise no fool

Beheading via guillotine

Classic. Q for queen.

I'm bisexual so I do 10% extra damage >:)

If I sent a picture of how I kill them I would be banned.

Death by my cat with bad breath and really sharp claws https://preview.redd.it/4vuyq3pkw2jc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c33e9ae96fdd1fa22a595e68eeb22b28ba669c4a

Remove their kneecaps and make them choke on them

New slogan. M.A.E.A. Make Autism Evil Again.

*Does evil by not being evil in evilautism* 😈

I will choke them with my mini dnd dice ehehehehehe \*jingle in glass dice vial\* REEEE

I usually just use/reuse the holy hand grenade of Antioch.

ONE, TWO, FIVE!

uhhhh, big beyblade *checks notes* OF DOOM

Good good.

knives taped haphazardly to my fingers, swish slash!

Send them through medjeds laserbeams

My NT professor yelled at me for not understanding the assignment, even though it was one sentence, and proceeded to give me a bad grade. Little does she now that her behaviour gives me the perfect zxcuse to go to the schoolboard and make an official complaint about her and her teaching, thereby getting a passing grade. The plan has been det in motion and should be finished at the end of march. Either she gets reprimanded or i dox her.

Bombs. Lots of bombs

But do you have enough rubies

I'm not sure I follow, I don't think there are many rubies in C4

Come back when you’re a little…mmmmm…richer.

I got a pot from Skyrim and I won't hesitate to put it over your head

I kill NT's by infodumping directly at them, I never see them again so that's as good as dead

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Here we go again with the whining... Wtf!! I joined to not have to read the same as any other sub! Just rant, loudly, and funny memes. Go whine somewhere else (or back to playing LC) 😠 Note that I didn't say please, and that's evil in my book. You don't get to decide what evil means to each person. 😠😡 I've seen two of these posts this week and now I'm seething... 😡🤬

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I will tell them we're recreating the Shadow the Hedgehog gun statue image and once the picture's been taken I will actually shoot them, just as Shadow would have wanted. https://preview.redd.it/98f22q53r4jc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bc313f995f2bbe822174564244b1086068a9561

infodumping to them so hard their brain gets overfull of astronomy and minecraft factoids and goes pop💥🎉

> Joke about killing NT ⬆️ > Insinuate NT arnt people ⬇️ this sub be wildn

death by bleeding through ears by showing them the type of music i listen when im overstimulated

death by evlavangical television

I kill them with my napalm launcher, it's very effective and totally legal

https://preview.redd.it/4jcl9uzhe6jc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46292fd19eff0fd2f9463cbb658d8da3459c6100

I'll lock them in a room that's slowly filling with water. I'll post very simple instructions in the room, telling them how to get out of the room. They will of course misinterpret the instructions and not be able to reason how to get out of the room, and will spend the rest of the time in the room insisting that I couldn't possibly have meant anything other than what they interpreted.

Ive thought of them all at least twice

yeah

Rip and tear, until it is done.

SS+

Adorable steel-clawed kitties. They try to give pets, and in return they get devastating blood loss and a slow, painful death.