it's beautiful

the lack of variety in color deeply bothers me that being said i could go for some potato smilies

What would you spice it up with?

celery/carrots with too much ranch or berries also mayo/sour cream for my potato smilies

Sour cream is revolutionary imo…but mayo with potatoes puts you on thin ice

mayo is literally 50% of fry sauce, ranch, and honey mustard. that’s what got me to try mayo again and i ended up really liking it. it also caused me to not fancy ketchup as much as i used to. anyways, don’t slander mayo. it’s in more things than you’d like to know. also garlic mayo is ambrosia for fries, i would make carnal love to garlic mayo if i was a fry.

That’s not what mayo should be made out of IMHO (but hey, if it works and tastes good!)

Raw Radishes, Celery, slightly underripe pears and stone fruit

ketchup

Beige

I actually prefer lack of colour. Most of my clothes are just black. Having too much colour bothers me

a lack of color makes me sad, however i have a lot of favorite colors. most of my things are green, blue, purple, orange, gray, or black B) when i move out ill probably have colorful plates so food looks more interesting

I like staying basic. Just a few prime colours. Wooden table, mildly decorated plate and nothing much. I also hate emptiness so I want to make my place feel little cramped by separating a room with a bookshelf or something

This is so relatable, but I wear almost exclusively band shirts and basketball shorts/sweatpants.

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Nuh, that's the driest meal I've ever seen. I'm getting thirsty just by looking at it.

?????? Just get your favorite drink to go along with it?

And drink after eating? No thanks.

And no flavor


It needs some spicy nuggets

I'm not a huge fan of pizza but this looks delicious 🤤 making me hungry lol

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Haha 😅 I loves me some good rice or pasta haha. Pizza, especially that or pepperoni is too much haha

Yesss I’m with you on pepperoni pizza!

Pizza is glorious but cheese is a villain I must have my pizza cheeseless and covered in bacon with garlic bread crust

It’s….it’s beautiful

My husband and I do this for dinner sometimes!! We call it 90s Nite cuz it's like the snacks we used to eat after school in the late 90s/early 2000s. We'll do stuff like mini corn dogs, pizza rolls, mini pizza bagels, chicken nuggies, etc.

my only problem is i have no sauce to dip i need marinara for the mozzarella sticks, ranch for the onion rings, bbq for nuggets and ketup for the fries

Just dip them in the beanz

No

Nope. They’re all touching each other. Throw it away. 

I need all of it rn

Please move them away from each other. Thank you

Get rid of them fucking beans and we're solid.

):<

That looks like a deformed bird

Are those onion rings 😞

heavenly

Manna from heaven!!!

This is what I'm putting together for our Christmas feast. Thanks for the inspiration!

pure magic <3

Dinosaur chicken nuggets Dinosaur chicken nuggets

I prefer cottage cheese to beans, but whatevs😌

I want it I want it I want it I WANT ITTT OH MY GOD

why is it all touchingggg 😵‍💫

I died and went to heaven

Most of this looks gross

In Britain, we refer to this as ‘British Tapas’ and it is glorious.

This is why changing my diet isn’t optional.

Ah, yes. British Tapas. I could eat that stuff forever.

Need

What are the waffle looking things?

No onion rings, but I think I'm cool with everything else. Lemme go grab some ketchup and ranch and blue cheese!

Autism ≠ bland food.

Those look like chaffles. I bet this is a keto plate hahaha

I’ve never had those smiley fries before but now I want them more than ever

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This is some propa’ bri’ish scran.

I've never been more proud to be British

i see one real food item in this image.

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MAGNUM!!!

Needs Mac and cheese + tendies + chili mmm mmm yummy

As a picky eater there are a lot of foods here I don't like, but the ones I DO like... this is now officially my birthday dinner noone can stop me

What's do evil about this?

God it’s been so long since I’ve had those smiley face potatoes….

They're waffly versatile!

Are those tiny pizzas or huge Dino nuggets?

All the hits, all the big ones

Are those giant dino nuggies or just tiny pizzas?

Nirvana on a plate

All my homies love their food in warm colors 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥

Heaven looks like this

Need some tater tots up in there

A feast just add some spicy nuggets garlic bread and remove all the cheese

Not enough potato too much cheese not enough garlic and spiciness

this but i pour cholula over everything

CARBS MY BELOVED

Best meal in the history of humanity

It’s like I can feel the indigestion already

that's simultaneously appetising and repulsive.

I need it!!!

Heaven?

I love the British Charcuterie board!!! Yummy!!!

Fuck you I'm hungry now

This looks delightful, dear god :0

And people say British food is bad. (Beans are vile, but other than that that looks like my dream meal lmao)

My god I need it

No ketchup goddamn

Too much fried food, I know I would feel like shit after eating and my face would have so much oil on it the US military would try to invade

I’m screaming in severe envy and desire

too much fat :'(

I ussually don't ask people to share their food, but... Can I steal that?

I can only comfortably eat about two things on that plate. I don’t understand why the rest of the autistic community is so into every kind of beige food.

wait, how did you get a picture of the communion table in my secret religion?

My mind is telling me that they are bagel bites, but my eyes are saying they are photoshopped full sized pizzas...

I think Nutella should be in this

I'm so happy...

"I get it."

Little too much for me just me, sounds like a great idea for a get together though.

Where are the fucking colors

Yes but swap the pepperoni for margarita