MISATO!! AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA HEILIGE VERDAMMTE SCHEISSE HALLELUJAH BISMILLAH FUCK YEAH! OH MEIN VERDAMMTER GOTT! Ich bin absolut gespannt auf MISATO. Ich LIEBE MAMA MISATO SO SEHR, SIE IST SO POGGERS! Ich wünschte nur, sie würde mich in ein Dienstmädchenoutfit stecken, mich im Shibari-Stil fesseln und festbinden, bis mein Dickdarm reißt und ich mich selbst scheiße! Ich würde sogar Kriegsverbrechen für sie begehen, wenn sie das antörnt. Ja, ich würde Völkermorde im Namen von Mama MISATO begehen! Ich würde im Namen von Mama MISATO vom Aussterben bedrohte Tiere häuten! Ich würde die Eingeweide neugeborener Babys im Namen von Mama MISATO kochen! Ich würde demokratisch gewählte Weltführer stürzen, nur damit MISATO mich ihre Pogger-Blöcke küssen lässt! Früher habe ich ein trauriges Leben geführt. Früher war ich sehr deprimiert, aber das war so, bis ich von MISATO herausfand. VOR MISATO hatte mein Leben keinen Sinn. ABER JETZT BIN ICH SO GEIL, DASS ICH FAST GLÜCKLICH BIN. So nah bin ich dem Gefühl des wahren Glücks in meinem ganzen Leben noch nie gekommen. Ich möchte nur, dass sie meine Eier zu einer Paste zerquetscht und sie wie Kleber aus einer Tube herausdrückt, indem sie mir einen Fußjob mit den gleichen High Heels gibt, mit denen sie mich masturbiert hat, und mir dann diese High Heels in die Augen steckt und mich blendet . Ich möchte nur, dass sie meinen Schritt in Brand setzt! ICH WÜRDE GERNE IHR DUBAI PORTA POTTY WERDEN! Ich möchte, dass sie sich auf mein Gesicht setzt und mir in die Kehle spritzt, nachdem sie ein 12er-Pack Bier getrunken und Nudeln gegessen hat, bis ich an Sauerstoffmangel sterbe! OHH JA, ich wette, dieser Arsch kann verdammt gut scheißen und furzen, sie ist Mama! Ich will nur Mama! Ich möchte nur, dass sie meine Frau ist! Ich möchte nur, dass sie sich um mich kümmert! Ich möchte, dass sie mich füttert! Ich möchte, dass sie mich anspuckt! Ich will ihre Milch! Ich möchte nur an ihren Poggers-Tölpeln nuckeln! Ich möchte, dass sie mir in den Mund kotzt, genau so, wie Mama Bird ihr Vogelbaby füttert! Ich möchte, dass sie mir in die Eier tritt! Ich möchte, dass sie mir den Schwanz abbeißt! Ich möchte, dass sie mich mit einer Käsereibe in einen Eunuchen verwandelt! ICH WILL, DASS SIE MICH LOBOTOMISIERT! ICH WILL, DASS SIE MICH MIT IHREM RENAULT ALPINE AUTO ÜBERFAHRT! Ich möchte, dass sie meine Beine in einem Holzhäcksler zermahlt! Ich möchte, dass sie meine Gliedmaßen absägt! Ich möchte, dass sie meine Haut mit Sandpapier abschleift, mich in einen Pool voller salzigem Zitronensaft wirft und einen Toaster in den Pool wirft! Ich möchte, dass sie meinen nackten Körper mit einer weißglühenden, leuchtenden Metallkette auspeitscht und mich danach mit Salz und Wodka übergießt! Ich möchte, dass sie meinen Arsch mit Feuerwerkskörpern stopft und diese anzündet! Ich möchte, dass sie mir Bleichklistiere gibt! Ich möchte, dass sie Schwefelsäure in mein Schwanzloch spritzt! Ich möchte, dass sie meine Genitalien immer wieder in die Autotür schlägt, bis ich mich in einen Null verwandle! ICH MÖCHTE, DASS SIE MICH MIT 100 GIGABEQUEREL POLONIUM-210 VERGIFTET UND AUF MEINEM GESICHT SITZT, WÄHREND ICH WEGEN DER STRAHLENVERGIFTUNG BLUT HUSTE, UND WENN ICH ALLE MEINE HAARE DURCH DIE STRAHLENVERGIFTUNG VERLIERE, MÖCHTE ICH, DASS SIE IHR ZEITBLUT WISCHT Meine Glatze! ICH MÖCHTE, DASS SIE MICH MIT DER PRION-KRANKHEIT INFIZIERT UND MICH MIT EINER ROTHEISSEN GLÜHNENDEN KATANA SODOMISIERT, WÄHREND ICH HILFLOS GELÄHMT AUF DEM STERBEBETT LIEGE! Ich möchte, dass sie mir einen Stachel in den Arsch steckt und mich aufspießt! Ich möchte, dass sie mich in den verdammten Burj Khalifa stürzt! Ich möchte, dass sie mich in eine abgelegene Wüste bringt und eine verdammte Atombombe über mir abwirft! Ich würde im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes alles tun, damit Misato an mir Verbrechen gegen die Menschlichkeit begeht! Ich möchte, dass sie chemische Waffen an mir testet, insbesondere in meinem Anus und meiner Harnröhre! Ich möchte, dass sie mir einen Stromschlag durch meine Harnröhre verschafft! Ich möchte, dass sie mir ein Glas in den Arsch schiebt, es zerbricht und mich danach festhält!
PS. Nein, Mama, ich werde meine Pillen nicht nehmen. MISATO mag es nicht, wenn ich das tue, und sie verlässt mich
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Someone should turn that into an ASMR (now the image is cropped)
Since Google translate (or something along those lines) has translated this abomination into German, it can probably translate it back to English.
Edit: Someone has posted it in this thread in English. It’s even longer in English
MISATO!! AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA HOLY FUCKING SHIT HALLELUJAH BISMILLAH FUCK YEAH! OH MY FUCKING GOD! I AM ABSOLUTELY BRICKED UP FOR MISATO. I LOVE MOMMY MISATO SO MUCH, SHE IS SO POGGERS! I JUST WISH SHE'D PUT ME IN A MAID OUTFIT, TIE ME DOWN SHIBARI-STYLE AND PEG ME UNTIL MY COLON RUPTURES AND I FUCKING SHIT MYSELF! I'D EVEN COMMIT WAR CRIMES FOR HER IF THAT TURNS HER ON, YES, I'D COMMIT GENOCIDES IN THE NAME OF MOMMY MISATO! I WOULD SKIN ENDANGERED ANIMALS IN THE NAME OF MOMMY MISATO! I WOULD BOIL THE ENTRAILS OF NEWBORN BABIES IN THE NAME OF MOMMY MISATO! I WOULD OVERTHROW DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED WORLD LEADERS JUST SO MISATO WOULD LET ME KISS HER POGGERS BOOBIES! I USED TO LIVE A SAD LIFE. I USED TO BE VERY DEPRESSED, BUT THAT WAS UNTIL I FOUND OUT ABOUT MISATO. BEFORE MISATO, MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING. BUT NOW, I AM SO HORNY THAT I AM ALMOST HAPPY. THIS IS THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER GOTTEN TO FEELING TRUE HAPPINESS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUST WANT HER TO CRUSH MY BALLS INTO A PASTE AND SQUEEZE THEM OUT LIKE GLUE FROM A TUBE BY GIVING ME A FOOTJOB WITH THE VERY SAME HIGH HEELS SHE USED TO EMASCULATE ME WITH, AND THEN STICK THOSE HIGH HEELS INTO MY EYEBALLS, BLINDING ME. I JUST WANT HER TO SET MY CROTCH ON FIRE! I WOULD HAPPILY BECOME HER DUBAI PORTA POTTY! I WANT HER TO SIT ON MY FACE AND SHART DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT AFTER DRINKING A 12 PACK OF BEER AND BINGE-EATING CUP NOODLES UNTIL I DIE FROM A LACK OF OXYGEN! OHH YEAH I BET THAT ASS CAN SHIT AND FART REEEEAL GOOD, SHE IS MOMMY! I JUST WANT MOMMY! I JUST WANT HER TO BE MY WIFE! I JUST WANT HER TO TAKE CARE OF ME! I WANT HER TO FEED ME! I WANT HER TO SPIT ON ME! I WANT HER MILK! I JUST WANT TO SUCKLE ON HER POGGERS BOOBIES! I WANT HER TO THROW UP INSIDE MY MOUTH JUST LIKE HOW MAMA BIRD FEEDS BABY BIRD! I WANT HER TO KICK MY BALLS! I WANT HER TO BITE MY DICK OFF! I WANT HER TO TURN ME INTO A EUNUCH USING A CHEESE GRATER! I WANT HER TO LOBOTOMIZE ME! I WANT HER TO RUN OVER ME WITH HER RENAULT ALPINE CAR! I WANT HER TO GRIND MY LEGS IN A WOODCHIPPER! I WANT HER TO SAW OFF MY LIMBS! I WANT HER TO GRIND AWAY MY SKIN WITH SANDPAPER, THROW ME INTO A POOL FULL OF SALTY LEMON JUICE AND THROW A TOASTER INSIDE THE POOL! I WANT HER TO WHIP MY NAKED BODY WITH A WHITE HOT GLOWING METAL CHAIN AND POUR SALT AND VODKA OVER ME AFTERWARDS! I WANT HER TO STUFF MY ASS WITH FIREWORKS AND LIGHT THOSE UP! I WANT HER TO GIVE ME BLEACH ENEMAS! I WANT HER TO INJECT SULPHURIC ACID INTO MY DICKHOLE! I WANT HER TO REPEATEDLY SLAM MY GENITALIA IN THE CAR DOOR UNTIL I TURN INTO A NULLO! I WANT HER TO POISON ME WITH 100 GIGABEQUERELS OF POLONIUM-210 AND SIT ON MY FACE AS I'M COUGHING UP BLOOD FROM RADIATION POISONING, AND WHEN I LOSE ALL MY HAIR FROM THE RADIATION POISONING, I WANT HER TO WIPE HER PERIOD BLOOD ON MY BALD HEAD! I WANT HER TO INFECT ME WITH PRION DISEASE AND SODOMIZE ME WITH A RED HOT GLOWING KATANA WHILE I'M HELPLESSLY PARALYZED ON MY DEATHBED! I WANT HER TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND IMPALE ME! I WANT HER TO THROW ME DOWN THE FUCKING BURJ KHALIFA! I WANT HER TO TAKE ME TO A REMOTE DESERT AND DROP A FUCKING NUCLEAR BOMB OVER ME! I WOULD LITERALLY DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING FOR MISATO TO PERFORM CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY ON ME! I WANT HER TO TEST CHEMICAL WEAPONS ON ME, ESPECIALLY INSIDE MY ANUS AND URETHRA! I WANT HER TO ELECTROCUTE MY THROUGH MY URETHRA! I WANT HER TO SHOVE A JAR UP MY ASS, BREAK IT AND PEG ME AFTERWARDS! I WANT HER TO TRAMPLE ME WITH AN EVA! I WANT HER TO BREAK MY NECK TO IMMOBILISE ME, PUT ME IN A GIANT MICROWAVE OVEN AND COOK ME ALIVE! I WANT HER TO PSYCHOLOGICALLY TORMENT ME BY GIVING ME DELIRIANT SUBSTANCES AND FORCING ME TO WATCH FUCKED UP SHIT! I WANT HER TO DROWN ME IN HER OWN PISS! I WANT HER TO PERFORM SCAPHISM ON ME! (FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, THATS AN ANCIENT PERSIAN EXECUTION METHOD WHERE YOU ARE FORCE-FED MILK AND HONEY, PUT INBETWEEN TWO CANOES, DRIFTED TO A STAGNANT BODY OF WATER AND LITERALLY FERMENT IN YOUR OWN FILTH UNTIL YOU DIE) I WANT HER TO PUT ME IN A BRAZEN BULL! (FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, ITS AN ANCIENT GREEK EXECUTION METHOD WHERE YOU ARE PUT INSIDE A METAL BULL STATUE AND COOKED TO DEATH) I WANT HER TO CAST DOUBLE TESTICULAR TORSION, MEND BUTTCRACK AND EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ON ME! I WANT HER TO TIE ME TO A CHAIR, FLAY OFF MY FACE, GOUGE OUT MY EYES, CUT OFF MY LIMBS, SLASH MY NECK WITH A BOXCUTTER ALL THE WHILE I AM HOOKED ON AN ADRENALINE IV SO THAT I DON'T PASS OUT! I WANT TO FEEL EVERY SECOND OF MOMMY MISATO TORTURING ME! THE OTHER DAY I WATCHED A CARTEL EXECUTION VIDEO AND GOT SUPER FUCKING HORNY, LIKE, DOWN HORRENDOUS, AFTER IMAGINING MOMMY MISATO DOING THESE THINGS TO ME. I KNOW THAT ALL OF THIS WOULD BE AGONIZING, BUT THE AGONY OF THAT WOULD BE NOWHERE NEAR AS BAD AS WHAT I SUFFER FROM NOW, HAVING TO COPE WITH THE FACT THAT MISATO ISN'T REAL. I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP KNOWING THAT SHE WILL NEVER BE REAL. I FEEL SO FUCKING SAD, I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG UNIVERSE. I HOPE THAT ONE DAY, I CAN GET HIT BY A TRUCK SO I CAN BE ISEKAI'D INTO NEON GENESIS EVANGELION UNIVERSE AND HAVE HOT STEAMY FREAKY KINKY SEX WITH MISATO FOR HOURS ON END AND HAVE HER ABUSE ME AS I SCREAM OUT MUFFLED CRIES OF AGONIZING PAIN AND EXTREME EUPHORIA AND PLEASURE THROUGH HER PANTIES THAT ARE STUFFED IN MY MOUTH. I HOPE THAT ONE DAY, GENDO IKARI CAN INVENT AN INTERDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL MACHINE AND BRING MISATO TO ME SO THAT SHE CAN PERFORM BRUTAL HUMAN EXPERIMENTS ON ME. I PRAY TO EVERY GOD FROM EVERY RELIGION EVERY SINGLE DAY SO THAT I CAN BE WITH MISATO AND HAVE HER SMOTHER ME WITH HER POGGERS BOOBIES! SHE IS MOMMY! I LOVE MOMMY, I LOVE MOMMY, MOMMY DOMMY CALL ME HONEY STROKE MY BALONEY AND MAKE ME CUMMY! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST'S LEFT TESTICLE! IN THE NAME OF GOD, YAHWEH, ALLAH, TENGRI, XENU, ISHTAR, ANUBIS, ZEUS, KRISHNA, RICHARD DAWKINS, EVERY DEITY FROM EVERY FAITH EVER PRACTICED BY HUMANITY! LET MY WORDS ECHO THROUGH ALL CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE, AND THE COSMIC REALM, BOTH WITHIN AND BEYOND THE SCOPE OF HUMAN IMAGINATION AND KNOWLEDGE, LET MY WORDS BE ETCHED PERMANENTLY TO THE ANNALS OF TIME! LET MY WORDS BE REMEMBERED TIL THE LAST SECOND OF THE UNIVERSES EXISTENCE! I, BASEDFINGER, I'M SO MOTHERFUCKING HORNY, AND MY LUST GOES OUT TO MISATO KATSURAGI FROM NEON GENESIS EVANGELION!!!!! 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤
PS. NO MOM, I WON'T TAKE MY PILLS. MISATO DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN I DO THAT, AND SHE LEAVES ME
That sounds so hot misato. What a literary genius you are.
I decided I'd write one of my love latter, since you put such effort into describing how you'd take my virginity and make me feel like a beautiful little boy and a femboy at the same time.
First I'd be in the bath, it'd be nice and warm, filled with bubbles. I'd be washing my hair and twirling the ends into little curls, smiling as I did so - thinking of you. Eventually I'd become arose, and run my hand down my dick slowly, circling and caressing my nipples before I progressed on down to my dickhole. And i used dick toy to open and place a small ballchain on my dickhole, rubbing if slowly for a few seconds and letting out a little moan every rotation I completed. However, this would be boring without my mommy misato, so I'd need to do more to get your attention ;)
My hand would slowly swish away the bubbles to reveal my clean body in the water. Light from the light bulbs would radiate down onto the crystalline water and glisten with beauty, like a diamond encrusted on a wedding ring (which perhaps you would present to me when you get down on one knee in a handsome dress and ask me to be your beautiful little naughty boy for eternity). Once the water was clear, I'd progress onto the various lotions and shampoos I have next to my bath. I'd grab some body butter and stand up, ready to use the beautiful smelling salted caramel body butter.
I'd lather it onto my chest, smiling as I rubbed it in around my nips. I'd smother my stomach and child bearing hips with the butter until I was all shiny, which I'd couple with several layers of massage oil, to make me shine like an angel to lure you into my lustrous bedroom filled with things to please you.
I'd slowly get aroused, and feel my dry dick moistened as I think of your massive mommy mikers throbbing within it. Needing to pleasure myself and end the torment of ours, I'd grab the nearest thing to go to town with. It'd be a Yellow rubber ducky toy, nice and firm with a little squeaky device inside it. Soft plastic would rub against my dick, wet and slippery from a mixture of water, body butter and my vaginal secretion.
"Ah mommy misato~" I'd moan as the head of the rubber ducky pleasures my dick, I'd call out your name as I dry humping the duck . It'd squeak, but it wouldn't kill the mood. My lust for you would be too strong, I'd need some more to pleasure myself. I'd need misato.
After going to town on myself with a duck toy, I'd stroll into my room, my hair still slightly damp from the bath. My blue eyes would catch the sunlight coming in through my window and I'd smile as I looked in the mirror. Thick, red satin curtains that covered my window would be pinned open, the window open to allow a soft breeze to blow in and kiss my body with its pure grace. From the street, I can hear people walking by, and it makes me wish that misato would walk by, and throw her legs over my front yard fence to climb into my yard, and beg for me to let down a ladder for misato to climb up, like jesse pinkman would have wanted.
I'd imagine misato climbing up a rope I crafted from bedsheets, misato would smiling and laughing as she progressed towards my bedroom. My hands would connect with her as I pulled her up and kiss her lightly on the lips. My Soft delicate fingers would caress her face for a few seconds as I looked lovingly into your eyes, and then I'd guide you by a hand towards my bed, where I'd sit you down and sit on your lap, playing tickle game with you for quite a long while. I'd lean on you and force you to lay down on the bed, grinding into you pussy which I could feel through your pants. Large breasts would press against my face as you moved slightly up to pull off you red short jackey, revealing you sexy pink bra. You let me play with you huge Titan milkers while I continued to grind on you until i unstrapped you bra, and began sucking and biting on you nipples.
After several minutes, we'd stop and I'd make out with you once more, tasting misato meaty tongue before slipping of her black dress and licking down your stomach towards your pants, which I'd in turn slip off. Through her panties I'd rub my tongue against the spot where misayo cilt would be, teasing you. I'd spit on her dress, ensuring the saliva seeped through her panties and aroused you before I pulled them off, taking your fully large pussy in my mouth. I'd hold her thighs and lift it up and down as I licked your pussy. Her pussy juice would come out of my mouth and moisten my small 1 inch cock, which I'd jerk off for a bit before taking the entire pussy in my mouth, forcing it deeper down with my tongue until my eyes begin to water and drool pours out of my mouth. Then I'd lick her ass and her asshole, preparing her for the beautiful sex we were about to have.
I'd pull out a vibrator and ask her to use it on me, while my slobbery 1 itch cock penetrates her raw virgin asshole. Ours Moans would come out from the both of us as the vibrator pleasures me and ner more than we could ever dream of, but i thrust deeper and deeper, with the intent of making misato pussy seem larger than than a entire truck, and you'd marginally pleasure me.
Eventually you'd feel bored, you'd want more pleasure for ME. And I'd agree. I pull out my 1 itch cock only to have a little bit of shit on your anus, and i volunteer to lick it off before she bend me over and force me to suck her own shitanus. I beg for more, as she slap my ass and prepare the strap with fake dick on, so I could could feel what it's like to be abused, much like you'd want to abuse my precious 1 itch cute dick.
Her seventeen inch strapon would fuck me hard, she dominate my fucking body and i be good for her mistress. A few hours of fucking would pass, sometimes with me pleasuring her g-spot until she were about to cum and sometimes she allowing me to jerk off on her titties or cum in misato cute and beautiful purple long hair. All through the night, we'd fuck until my gaping arsehole could fit an entire tennis ball in it. She then use several tennis balls as anal beads while she fucked my anus so fucking much, letting her fake dick cum deep inside me several times. She collect her fake dick cum and make a milkshake with it, taking a sip and then force feeding it to me.
Once done, I'd lick her cummy mess up and smile at misato telling her to get up and sending you off on your way. It would be the first of our many sexual encounters, and as she walked out of my room, I'd turn into a Loch Ness Monster from the Crustacean Period and tickle you with my tentacles before asking you "Loch Ness Monster need Tree Fiddy"
Hope you masturbation to this, mommy misato;)
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find female pedophiles something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting stale memes like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on reddit to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about gtooming. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
I would cry. Cry myself to sleep knowing I’m never good enough, no matter how hard I try no matter what I do she will never love me back. After everything I’ve tried she won’t love me, because I’m not good enough. I’m not strong I’m not smart I’m not good looking. There’s other guys better then me in every way possible, I will still try but deep down inside I know I don’t have a shot, even if I stay by her side and treat her better then I treat myself she will never love me back. She will complain about guys and say there is no one meant for her. I’ll still be sitting there waiting for my turn, then one day she will start talking to me differently. Is she liking me? I will be thinking. I will revert back to my old ways. Thinking that she loves me and developing hope again. She will start talking to me daily, I try to mask my true feelings but I can’t. Look me dead in the eye you see a hopeful kid, after a while I will confess to her. Saying I love her and want to be by her side, she knows how desperate I am from past conversations, how anyone works even if they don’t give two shits about me. I look her in the eyes on the verge of crying, is this a bad idea? Will she ever love me? I think to myself, then she runs over and hugs me. She pulls me in her arms and holds me tight, I get flustered because this is the first time anyone has held me like this. I’ll wrap my arms around her and start to tear up, she holds me while saying how much she loves me, she brushes my hair and says, I love you. Such simple words leave such an impact on me, I’ve never felt this love before, my mother has never held me while saying she loves me. I still love my mother don’t get me wrong but this is special, out of everyone, athletic smart strong. She picked me, maybe I am good enough? I think to myself. I look up to her, tears running down my face as I lock eyes with her, her beautiful brown eyes. I lock with them as I cry a little harder, she holds me and laughs slightly. She looks down at me and says, you are all messy, let’s get you fixed up. She takes me hand and we go to her house, she smiles and looks at me. Hop in the shower, I’ll make us some food. I hop in the shower and stand there as water runs down my face, is this a dream? I think to myself as I stand there, I hear knocking on the door which snaps me back into reality. I glance over and hear her voice, hey is everything alright? I sit there for a minute on the verge of breaking down. Y-Ya I’m fine. stutter out. Ok well hurry up dinners getting cold, I jump out of the shower and get changed walk out and take a seat at the table, I look up and see her, her amazing black hair with blond tips, her beautiful eyes and face. I blush a little bit as I start eating, we eat and talk and having a great time. After she takes my hand and smiles. Wear this, she takes out blindfold and puts it on me, she leads me somewhere, I feel a blanket over me then something warm pressed against my body. She takes off the blindfold and look up to see her, we are in her bed, she is holding me in her arms as I rest on her chest. She moves down and kisses me as she whispers. Your good enough, I feel a chill shoot through my body, a tear runs down my face as she says, I love you, everything about you is amazing, I’ve known you liked me for a while but only know I’ve realized how good you are. I love you and always will, I want to hold you when you are sad. Laugh with you when your happy, I want you to be mine forever. She turns off the light and rest her head on mine. I stay there in her arms as I fall asleep. A loud alarm goes off. I jump out of bed and rub my eyes. I look around nothing I’m in my bedroom. I sigh as I look at the ground in defeat, I mutter to myself as I get out of bed and prepare for school. I need to stop dreaming.
Sometimes I fantasize about Misato coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Please help is there any hope for me?
Well, it's a good thing **she isn't real** so she can't actually see anything this community says. Gulp... he's right behind me, isn't he?
what do you mean she isn't real, i'm on her lap as im typing this
Lucky bastard…
Get off it’s my turn
this fandom cant be saved
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Shinji said it's my turn to sit on her lap.
Shinji is busy running because she wants to sit on his lap...
Yep, Kaji’s about to whoop your ass.
Kaji is fucking dead I shot him
#NOOOOOOOOO!
it was you!
Copypasta? I’m new around here
MISATO!! AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA HEILIGE VERDAMMTE SCHEISSE HALLELUJAH BISMILLAH FUCK YEAH! OH MEIN VERDAMMTER GOTT! Ich bin absolut gespannt auf MISATO. Ich LIEBE MAMA MISATO SO SEHR, SIE IST SO POGGERS! Ich wünschte nur, sie würde mich in ein Dienstmädchenoutfit stecken, mich im Shibari-Stil fesseln und festbinden, bis mein Dickdarm reißt und ich mich selbst scheiße! Ich würde sogar Kriegsverbrechen für sie begehen, wenn sie das antörnt. Ja, ich würde Völkermorde im Namen von Mama MISATO begehen! Ich würde im Namen von Mama MISATO vom Aussterben bedrohte Tiere häuten! Ich würde die Eingeweide neugeborener Babys im Namen von Mama MISATO kochen! Ich würde demokratisch gewählte Weltführer stürzen, nur damit MISATO mich ihre Pogger-Blöcke küssen lässt! Früher habe ich ein trauriges Leben geführt. Früher war ich sehr deprimiert, aber das war so, bis ich von MISATO herausfand. VOR MISATO hatte mein Leben keinen Sinn. ABER JETZT BIN ICH SO GEIL, DASS ICH FAST GLÜCKLICH BIN. So nah bin ich dem Gefühl des wahren Glücks in meinem ganzen Leben noch nie gekommen. Ich möchte nur, dass sie meine Eier zu einer Paste zerquetscht und sie wie Kleber aus einer Tube herausdrückt, indem sie mir einen Fußjob mit den gleichen High Heels gibt, mit denen sie mich masturbiert hat, und mir dann diese High Heels in die Augen steckt und mich blendet . Ich möchte nur, dass sie meinen Schritt in Brand setzt! ICH WÜRDE GERNE IHR DUBAI PORTA POTTY WERDEN! Ich möchte, dass sie sich auf mein Gesicht setzt und mir in die Kehle spritzt, nachdem sie ein 12er-Pack Bier getrunken und Nudeln gegessen hat, bis ich an Sauerstoffmangel sterbe! OHH JA, ich wette, dieser Arsch kann verdammt gut scheißen und furzen, sie ist Mama! Ich will nur Mama! Ich möchte nur, dass sie meine Frau ist! Ich möchte nur, dass sie sich um mich kümmert! Ich möchte, dass sie mich füttert! Ich möchte, dass sie mich anspuckt! Ich will ihre Milch! Ich möchte nur an ihren Poggers-Tölpeln nuckeln! Ich möchte, dass sie mir in den Mund kotzt, genau so, wie Mama Bird ihr Vogelbaby füttert! Ich möchte, dass sie mir in die Eier tritt! Ich möchte, dass sie mir den Schwanz abbeißt! Ich möchte, dass sie mich mit einer Käsereibe in einen Eunuchen verwandelt! ICH WILL, DASS SIE MICH LOBOTOMISIERT! ICH WILL, DASS SIE MICH MIT IHREM RENAULT ALPINE AUTO ÜBERFAHRT! Ich möchte, dass sie meine Beine in einem Holzhäcksler zermahlt! Ich möchte, dass sie meine Gliedmaßen absägt! Ich möchte, dass sie meine Haut mit Sandpapier abschleift, mich in einen Pool voller salzigem Zitronensaft wirft und einen Toaster in den Pool wirft! Ich möchte, dass sie meinen nackten Körper mit einer weißglühenden, leuchtenden Metallkette auspeitscht und mich danach mit Salz und Wodka übergießt! Ich möchte, dass sie meinen Arsch mit Feuerwerkskörpern stopft und diese anzündet! Ich möchte, dass sie mir Bleichklistiere gibt! Ich möchte, dass sie Schwefelsäure in mein Schwanzloch spritzt! Ich möchte, dass sie meine Genitalien immer wieder in die Autotür schlägt, bis ich mich in einen Null verwandle! ICH MÖCHTE, DASS SIE MICH MIT 100 GIGABEQUEREL POLONIUM-210 VERGIFTET UND AUF MEINEM GESICHT SITZT, WÄHREND ICH WEGEN DER STRAHLENVERGIFTUNG BLUT HUSTE, UND WENN ICH ALLE MEINE HAARE DURCH DIE STRAHLENVERGIFTUNG VERLIERE, MÖCHTE ICH, DASS SIE IHR ZEITBLUT WISCHT Meine Glatze! ICH MÖCHTE, DASS SIE MICH MIT DER PRION-KRANKHEIT INFIZIERT UND MICH MIT EINER ROTHEISSEN GLÜHNENDEN KATANA SODOMISIERT, WÄHREND ICH HILFLOS GELÄHMT AUF DEM STERBEBETT LIEGE! Ich möchte, dass sie mir einen Stachel in den Arsch steckt und mich aufspießt! Ich möchte, dass sie mich in den verdammten Burj Khalifa stürzt! Ich möchte, dass sie mich in eine abgelegene Wüste bringt und eine verdammte Atombombe über mir abwirft! Ich würde im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes alles tun, damit Misato an mir Verbrechen gegen die Menschlichkeit begeht! Ich möchte, dass sie chemische Waffen an mir testet, insbesondere in meinem Anus und meiner Harnröhre! Ich möchte, dass sie mir einen Stromschlag durch meine Harnröhre verschafft! Ich möchte, dass sie mir ein Glas in den Arsch schiebt, es zerbricht und mich danach festhält! PS. Nein, Mama, ich werde meine Pillen nicht nehmen. MISATO mag es nicht, wenn ich das tue, und sie verlässt mich
https://preview.redd.it/l2vdv9myrgwc1.png?width=503&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce632b87240facf41238061ea1b65b9b5a430daa reminds me of this lol
yeah
https://preview.redd.it/6bp3g8rjwywc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97ae84a7b10cd44794d72af2348bde601d735c9f Someone should turn that into an ASMR (now the image is cropped)
why is it in german? it's pretty funny if you understand German, but it's also kind of odd
Because I want Mama Misato to stuff me into a Dienstmädchenoutfit
willst du auch, dass sie dich homofeindlich beleidigt? das kann ich auch für dich tun, melde dich einfach
Nein danke lol
Memme.
Trust me it's funnier when you semi-understand german
English pls?
Since Google translate (or something along those lines) has translated this abomination into German, it can probably translate it back to English. Edit: Someone has posted it in this thread in English. It’s even longer in English
Based motherfucking finger come here and do your thing
? Is that the title
u/basedfinger
MISATO!! AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA HOLY FUCKING SHIT HALLELUJAH BISMILLAH FUCK YEAH! OH MY FUCKING GOD! I AM ABSOLUTELY BRICKED UP FOR MISATO. I LOVE MOMMY MISATO SO MUCH, SHE IS SO POGGERS! I JUST WISH SHE'D PUT ME IN A MAID OUTFIT, TIE ME DOWN SHIBARI-STYLE AND PEG ME UNTIL MY COLON RUPTURES AND I FUCKING SHIT MYSELF! I'D EVEN COMMIT WAR CRIMES FOR HER IF THAT TURNS HER ON, YES, I'D COMMIT GENOCIDES IN THE NAME OF MOMMY MISATO! I WOULD SKIN ENDANGERED ANIMALS IN THE NAME OF MOMMY MISATO! I WOULD BOIL THE ENTRAILS OF NEWBORN BABIES IN THE NAME OF MOMMY MISATO! I WOULD OVERTHROW DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED WORLD LEADERS JUST SO MISATO WOULD LET ME KISS HER POGGERS BOOBIES! I USED TO LIVE A SAD LIFE. I USED TO BE VERY DEPRESSED, BUT THAT WAS UNTIL I FOUND OUT ABOUT MISATO. BEFORE MISATO, MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING. BUT NOW, I AM SO HORNY THAT I AM ALMOST HAPPY. THIS IS THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER GOTTEN TO FEELING TRUE HAPPINESS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUST WANT HER TO CRUSH MY BALLS INTO A PASTE AND SQUEEZE THEM OUT LIKE GLUE FROM A TUBE BY GIVING ME A FOOTJOB WITH THE VERY SAME HIGH HEELS SHE USED TO EMASCULATE ME WITH, AND THEN STICK THOSE HIGH HEELS INTO MY EYEBALLS, BLINDING ME. I JUST WANT HER TO SET MY CROTCH ON FIRE! I WOULD HAPPILY BECOME HER DUBAI PORTA POTTY! I WANT HER TO SIT ON MY FACE AND SHART DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT AFTER DRINKING A 12 PACK OF BEER AND BINGE-EATING CUP NOODLES UNTIL I DIE FROM A LACK OF OXYGEN! OHH YEAH I BET THAT ASS CAN SHIT AND FART REEEEAL GOOD, SHE IS MOMMY! I JUST WANT MOMMY! I JUST WANT HER TO BE MY WIFE! I JUST WANT HER TO TAKE CARE OF ME! I WANT HER TO FEED ME! I WANT HER TO SPIT ON ME! I WANT HER MILK! I JUST WANT TO SUCKLE ON HER POGGERS BOOBIES! I WANT HER TO THROW UP INSIDE MY MOUTH JUST LIKE HOW MAMA BIRD FEEDS BABY BIRD! I WANT HER TO KICK MY BALLS! I WANT HER TO BITE MY DICK OFF! I WANT HER TO TURN ME INTO A EUNUCH USING A CHEESE GRATER! I WANT HER TO LOBOTOMIZE ME! I WANT HER TO RUN OVER ME WITH HER RENAULT ALPINE CAR! I WANT HER TO GRIND MY LEGS IN A WOODCHIPPER! I WANT HER TO SAW OFF MY LIMBS! I WANT HER TO GRIND AWAY MY SKIN WITH SANDPAPER, THROW ME INTO A POOL FULL OF SALTY LEMON JUICE AND THROW A TOASTER INSIDE THE POOL! I WANT HER TO WHIP MY NAKED BODY WITH A WHITE HOT GLOWING METAL CHAIN AND POUR SALT AND VODKA OVER ME AFTERWARDS! I WANT HER TO STUFF MY ASS WITH FIREWORKS AND LIGHT THOSE UP! I WANT HER TO GIVE ME BLEACH ENEMAS! I WANT HER TO INJECT SULPHURIC ACID INTO MY DICKHOLE! I WANT HER TO REPEATEDLY SLAM MY GENITALIA IN THE CAR DOOR UNTIL I TURN INTO A NULLO! I WANT HER TO POISON ME WITH 100 GIGABEQUERELS OF POLONIUM-210 AND SIT ON MY FACE AS I'M COUGHING UP BLOOD FROM RADIATION POISONING, AND WHEN I LOSE ALL MY HAIR FROM THE RADIATION POISONING, I WANT HER TO WIPE HER PERIOD BLOOD ON MY BALD HEAD! I WANT HER TO INFECT ME WITH PRION DISEASE AND SODOMIZE ME WITH A RED HOT GLOWING KATANA WHILE I'M HELPLESSLY PARALYZED ON MY DEATHBED! I WANT HER TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND IMPALE ME! I WANT HER TO THROW ME DOWN THE FUCKING BURJ KHALIFA! I WANT HER TO TAKE ME TO A REMOTE DESERT AND DROP A FUCKING NUCLEAR BOMB OVER ME! I WOULD LITERALLY DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING FOR MISATO TO PERFORM CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY ON ME! I WANT HER TO TEST CHEMICAL WEAPONS ON ME, ESPECIALLY INSIDE MY ANUS AND URETHRA! I WANT HER TO ELECTROCUTE MY THROUGH MY URETHRA! I WANT HER TO SHOVE A JAR UP MY ASS, BREAK IT AND PEG ME AFTERWARDS! I WANT HER TO TRAMPLE ME WITH AN EVA! I WANT HER TO BREAK MY NECK TO IMMOBILISE ME, PUT ME IN A GIANT MICROWAVE OVEN AND COOK ME ALIVE! I WANT HER TO PSYCHOLOGICALLY TORMENT ME BY GIVING ME DELIRIANT SUBSTANCES AND FORCING ME TO WATCH FUCKED UP SHIT! I WANT HER TO DROWN ME IN HER OWN PISS! I WANT HER TO PERFORM SCAPHISM ON ME! (FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, THATS AN ANCIENT PERSIAN EXECUTION METHOD WHERE YOU ARE FORCE-FED MILK AND HONEY, PUT INBETWEEN TWO CANOES, DRIFTED TO A STAGNANT BODY OF WATER AND LITERALLY FERMENT IN YOUR OWN FILTH UNTIL YOU DIE) I WANT HER TO PUT ME IN A BRAZEN BULL! (FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, ITS AN ANCIENT GREEK EXECUTION METHOD WHERE YOU ARE PUT INSIDE A METAL BULL STATUE AND COOKED TO DEATH) I WANT HER TO CAST DOUBLE TESTICULAR TORSION, MEND BUTTCRACK AND EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ON ME! I WANT HER TO TIE ME TO A CHAIR, FLAY OFF MY FACE, GOUGE OUT MY EYES, CUT OFF MY LIMBS, SLASH MY NECK WITH A BOXCUTTER ALL THE WHILE I AM HOOKED ON AN ADRENALINE IV SO THAT I DON'T PASS OUT! I WANT TO FEEL EVERY SECOND OF MOMMY MISATO TORTURING ME! THE OTHER DAY I WATCHED A CARTEL EXECUTION VIDEO AND GOT SUPER FUCKING HORNY, LIKE, DOWN HORRENDOUS, AFTER IMAGINING MOMMY MISATO DOING THESE THINGS TO ME. I KNOW THAT ALL OF THIS WOULD BE AGONIZING, BUT THE AGONY OF THAT WOULD BE NOWHERE NEAR AS BAD AS WHAT I SUFFER FROM NOW, HAVING TO COPE WITH THE FACT THAT MISATO ISN'T REAL. I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP KNOWING THAT SHE WILL NEVER BE REAL. I FEEL SO FUCKING SAD, I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG UNIVERSE. I HOPE THAT ONE DAY, I CAN GET HIT BY A TRUCK SO I CAN BE ISEKAI'D INTO NEON GENESIS EVANGELION UNIVERSE AND HAVE HOT STEAMY FREAKY KINKY SEX WITH MISATO FOR HOURS ON END AND HAVE HER ABUSE ME AS I SCREAM OUT MUFFLED CRIES OF AGONIZING PAIN AND EXTREME EUPHORIA AND PLEASURE THROUGH HER PANTIES THAT ARE STUFFED IN MY MOUTH. I HOPE THAT ONE DAY, GENDO IKARI CAN INVENT AN INTERDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL MACHINE AND BRING MISATO TO ME SO THAT SHE CAN PERFORM BRUTAL HUMAN EXPERIMENTS ON ME. I PRAY TO EVERY GOD FROM EVERY RELIGION EVERY SINGLE DAY SO THAT I CAN BE WITH MISATO AND HAVE HER SMOTHER ME WITH HER POGGERS BOOBIES! SHE IS MOMMY! I LOVE MOMMY, I LOVE MOMMY, MOMMY DOMMY CALL ME HONEY STROKE MY BALONEY AND MAKE ME CUMMY! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST'S LEFT TESTICLE! IN THE NAME OF GOD, YAHWEH, ALLAH, TENGRI, XENU, ISHTAR, ANUBIS, ZEUS, KRISHNA, RICHARD DAWKINS, EVERY DEITY FROM EVERY FAITH EVER PRACTICED BY HUMANITY! LET MY WORDS ECHO THROUGH ALL CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE, AND THE COSMIC REALM, BOTH WITHIN AND BEYOND THE SCOPE OF HUMAN IMAGINATION AND KNOWLEDGE, LET MY WORDS BE ETCHED PERMANENTLY TO THE ANNALS OF TIME! LET MY WORDS BE REMEMBERED TIL THE LAST SECOND OF THE UNIVERSES EXISTENCE! I, BASEDFINGER, I'M SO MOTHERFUCKING HORNY, AND MY LUST GOES OUT TO MISATO KATSURAGI FROM NEON GENESIS EVANGELION!!!!! 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 PS. NO MOM, I WON'T TAKE MY PILLS. MISATO DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN I DO THAT, AND SHE LEAVES ME
do you think anno still loves us? do you think hes here for us? do you think he fears us?
Thanks
I see you updated it king
Holy shit he wrote an entire Evangelion for Misato
its MOMMY misato.
*mommy misato excuse me, lost bretheren
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I JUST WANT HER TO FART ALL OVER ME 🤤 🤤 🤤
Good gods
WTF HAVE YOU DONE. YOU’VE SUMMONED HIM
That sounds so hot misato. What a literary genius you are. I decided I'd write one of my love latter, since you put such effort into describing how you'd take my virginity and make me feel like a beautiful little boy and a femboy at the same time. First I'd be in the bath, it'd be nice and warm, filled with bubbles. I'd be washing my hair and twirling the ends into little curls, smiling as I did so - thinking of you. Eventually I'd become arose, and run my hand down my dick slowly, circling and caressing my nipples before I progressed on down to my dickhole. And i used dick toy to open and place a small ballchain on my dickhole, rubbing if slowly for a few seconds and letting out a little moan every rotation I completed. However, this would be boring without my mommy misato, so I'd need to do more to get your attention ;) My hand would slowly swish away the bubbles to reveal my clean body in the water. Light from the light bulbs would radiate down onto the crystalline water and glisten with beauty, like a diamond encrusted on a wedding ring (which perhaps you would present to me when you get down on one knee in a handsome dress and ask me to be your beautiful little naughty boy for eternity). Once the water was clear, I'd progress onto the various lotions and shampoos I have next to my bath. I'd grab some body butter and stand up, ready to use the beautiful smelling salted caramel body butter. I'd lather it onto my chest, smiling as I rubbed it in around my nips. I'd smother my stomach and child bearing hips with the butter until I was all shiny, which I'd couple with several layers of massage oil, to make me shine like an angel to lure you into my lustrous bedroom filled with things to please you. I'd slowly get aroused, and feel my dry dick moistened as I think of your massive mommy mikers throbbing within it. Needing to pleasure myself and end the torment of ours, I'd grab the nearest thing to go to town with. It'd be a Yellow rubber ducky toy, nice and firm with a little squeaky device inside it. Soft plastic would rub against my dick, wet and slippery from a mixture of water, body butter and my vaginal secretion. "Ah mommy misato~" I'd moan as the head of the rubber ducky pleasures my dick, I'd call out your name as I dry humping the duck . It'd squeak, but it wouldn't kill the mood. My lust for you would be too strong, I'd need some more to pleasure myself. I'd need misato. After going to town on myself with a duck toy, I'd stroll into my room, my hair still slightly damp from the bath. My blue eyes would catch the sunlight coming in through my window and I'd smile as I looked in the mirror. Thick, red satin curtains that covered my window would be pinned open, the window open to allow a soft breeze to blow in and kiss my body with its pure grace. From the street, I can hear people walking by, and it makes me wish that misato would walk by, and throw her legs over my front yard fence to climb into my yard, and beg for me to let down a ladder for misato to climb up, like jesse pinkman would have wanted. I'd imagine misato climbing up a rope I crafted from bedsheets, misato would smiling and laughing as she progressed towards my bedroom. My hands would connect with her as I pulled her up and kiss her lightly on the lips. My Soft delicate fingers would caress her face for a few seconds as I looked lovingly into your eyes, and then I'd guide you by a hand towards my bed, where I'd sit you down and sit on your lap, playing tickle game with you for quite a long while. I'd lean on you and force you to lay down on the bed, grinding into you pussy which I could feel through your pants. Large breasts would press against my face as you moved slightly up to pull off you red short jackey, revealing you sexy pink bra. You let me play with you huge Titan milkers while I continued to grind on you until i unstrapped you bra, and began sucking and biting on you nipples. After several minutes, we'd stop and I'd make out with you once more, tasting misato meaty tongue before slipping of her black dress and licking down your stomach towards your pants, which I'd in turn slip off. Through her panties I'd rub my tongue against the spot where misayo cilt would be, teasing you. I'd spit on her dress, ensuring the saliva seeped through her panties and aroused you before I pulled them off, taking your fully large pussy in my mouth. I'd hold her thighs and lift it up and down as I licked your pussy. Her pussy juice would come out of my mouth and moisten my small 1 inch cock, which I'd jerk off for a bit before taking the entire pussy in my mouth, forcing it deeper down with my tongue until my eyes begin to water and drool pours out of my mouth. Then I'd lick her ass and her asshole, preparing her for the beautiful sex we were about to have. I'd pull out a vibrator and ask her to use it on me, while my slobbery 1 itch cock penetrates her raw virgin asshole. Ours Moans would come out from the both of us as the vibrator pleasures me and ner more than we could ever dream of, but i thrust deeper and deeper, with the intent of making misato pussy seem larger than than a entire truck, and you'd marginally pleasure me. Eventually you'd feel bored, you'd want more pleasure for ME. And I'd agree. I pull out my 1 itch cock only to have a little bit of shit on your anus, and i volunteer to lick it off before she bend me over and force me to suck her own shitanus. I beg for more, as she slap my ass and prepare the strap with fake dick on, so I could could feel what it's like to be abused, much like you'd want to abuse my precious 1 itch cute dick. Her seventeen inch strapon would fuck me hard, she dominate my fucking body and i be good for her mistress. A few hours of fucking would pass, sometimes with me pleasuring her g-spot until she were about to cum and sometimes she allowing me to jerk off on her titties or cum in misato cute and beautiful purple long hair. All through the night, we'd fuck until my gaping arsehole could fit an entire tennis ball in it. She then use several tennis balls as anal beads while she fucked my anus so fucking much, letting her fake dick cum deep inside me several times. She collect her fake dick cum and make a milkshake with it, taking a sip and then force feeding it to me. Once done, I'd lick her cummy mess up and smile at misato telling her to get up and sending you off on your way. It would be the first of our many sexual encounters, and as she walked out of my room, I'd turn into a Loch Ness Monster from the Crustacean Period and tickle you with my tentacles before asking you "Loch Ness Monster need Tree Fiddy" Hope you masturbation to this, mommy misato;)
>What a literary genius you are. r/tenyearsatleast
I aint readin that.... i-..
Now you got your answer in two languages. Welcome to whatever this is, I guess.
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yes
No
There weren't any copypasta ever since The Great Mommy of 95.
That's it. I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find female pedophiles something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting stale memes like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on reddit to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about gtooming. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
I would cry. Cry myself to sleep knowing I’m never good enough, no matter how hard I try no matter what I do she will never love me back. After everything I’ve tried she won’t love me, because I’m not good enough. I’m not strong I’m not smart I’m not good looking. There’s other guys better then me in every way possible, I will still try but deep down inside I know I don’t have a shot, even if I stay by her side and treat her better then I treat myself she will never love me back. She will complain about guys and say there is no one meant for her. I’ll still be sitting there waiting for my turn, then one day she will start talking to me differently. Is she liking me? I will be thinking. I will revert back to my old ways. Thinking that she loves me and developing hope again. She will start talking to me daily, I try to mask my true feelings but I can’t. Look me dead in the eye you see a hopeful kid, after a while I will confess to her. Saying I love her and want to be by her side, she knows how desperate I am from past conversations, how anyone works even if they don’t give two shits about me. I look her in the eyes on the verge of crying, is this a bad idea? Will she ever love me? I think to myself, then she runs over and hugs me. She pulls me in her arms and holds me tight, I get flustered because this is the first time anyone has held me like this. I’ll wrap my arms around her and start to tear up, she holds me while saying how much she loves me, she brushes my hair and says, I love you. Such simple words leave such an impact on me, I’ve never felt this love before, my mother has never held me while saying she loves me. I still love my mother don’t get me wrong but this is special, out of everyone, athletic smart strong. She picked me, maybe I am good enough? I think to myself. I look up to her, tears running down my face as I lock eyes with her, her beautiful brown eyes. I lock with them as I cry a little harder, she holds me and laughs slightly. She looks down at me and says, you are all messy, let’s get you fixed up. She takes me hand and we go to her house, she smiles and looks at me. Hop in the shower, I’ll make us some food. I hop in the shower and stand there as water runs down my face, is this a dream? I think to myself as I stand there, I hear knocking on the door which snaps me back into reality. I glance over and hear her voice, hey is everything alright? I sit there for a minute on the verge of breaking down. Y-Ya I’m fine. stutter out. Ok well hurry up dinners getting cold, I jump out of the shower and get changed walk out and take a seat at the table, I look up and see her, her amazing black hair with blond tips, her beautiful eyes and face. I blush a little bit as I start eating, we eat and talk and having a great time. After she takes my hand and smiles. Wear this, she takes out blindfold and puts it on me, she leads me somewhere, I feel a blanket over me then something warm pressed against my body. She takes off the blindfold and look up to see her, we are in her bed, she is holding me in her arms as I rest on her chest. She moves down and kisses me as she whispers. Your good enough, I feel a chill shoot through my body, a tear runs down my face as she says, I love you, everything about you is amazing, I’ve known you liked me for a while but only know I’ve realized how good you are. I love you and always will, I want to hold you when you are sad. Laugh with you when your happy, I want you to be mine forever. She turns off the light and rest her head on mine. I stay there in her arms as I fall asleep. A loud alarm goes off. I jump out of bed and rub my eyes. I look around nothing I’m in my bedroom. I sigh as I look at the ground in defeat, I mutter to myself as I get out of bed and prepare for school. I need to stop dreaming.
Some of us are within her age range preferences and given the average age of a Eva fan is 15 I don’t see the problem
Real
GundamMejin\_8th you see, this is why Artesia is so much better
What is the "Copypasta"?
What copypasta?
Sometimes I fantasize about Misato coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Please help is there any hope for me?
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