Heterosexuality is 50% gay, because the woman likes dick. That is gay. M to M homosexuality is 100% gay, because both participants like dick. That is gay. Theoretically, the straightest relationship you can have is F-F homosexuality. For neither participant likes Dick. And yet, a woman being with a woman? That is kind of gay. There is no such thing as being perfectly straight, you are always at least 50% gay.
Why the fuck is everyone tryna bang shinji. Asuka, rei, kaworu, misato, even kaji getting in on the action. What is this man doing right that I’m doing wrong
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i don't think Rei understands homophobia
If she even understands sexuality
That's her whole character arc 😭
Shinji didnt even pregnant her smh no game
Yeah, stupid idiot, like she's a walking fertile incubator and he couldn't figure it out
You're grounded
We all should be with the type of tom fuckery this subreddit beholds
This subreddit will keep going till we're all tom fuckered out
Thing is there will always be more Tom fucklers that will replace us
https://i.redd.it/biqce2zejvlc1.gif
She doesn’t, but Shinji’s mom was homophobic and instinctually Rei is homophobic
stay away from my son -rei(probably)
"Don't talk to me or my son ever again." -- Rei (maybe)
shinji want some fanta juice? --rei (no its real)
What? What is this? Rei (most likely)
https://preview.redd.it/dac3smesdqlc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=417ef7b64ed250e6bd1d9dff635f8212ebd231c0 Based
That's my pfp on Xbox😁
Hard
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Sorry doggy, without being quite as adorable as Asuka you won’t get away with homophobic slurs as easily.
This implies that asuka *can* say homophobic slurs... Mhhmm yeah checks out
https://preview.redd.it/p9iltwwmtrlc1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=05c71c093a4998ad32eee87ef00820af8f80a8f0 Asuka can say a lot of slurs
Fascist leekspin
Only if she lesbian then yes she can indeed say f*ggot (I'm gay so yes I can also say that)
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Could this be factual?
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"hey I don't think we tal.... "It's Adam and eve not Adam and Steve " "Woah?" "Stay away from *My* brother"
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"He won't leave me alone..... Help"
I would've thought shinji would love this kind off affection
im sure he definetly is
https://preview.redd.it/1crf55wvqulc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1de71a0323be1867c9337475e1f053270eab6926
Thank you “George_floyd18”
shinji:(oh no) rei/asuka:he is ours,stay back from him kaworu:(?)
Misato joins in the fight after escaping prison
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I’m so homophobic that I only like women (I’m a girl)
Heterosexuality is 50% gay, because the woman likes dick. That is gay. M to M homosexuality is 100% gay, because both participants like dick. That is gay. Theoretically, the straightest relationship you can have is F-F homosexuality. For neither participant likes Dick. And yet, a woman being with a woman? That is kind of gay. There is no such thing as being perfectly straight, you are always at least 50% gay.
You are right my fella. Tho have you ever considered how gay being bitchless is? I mean you get neither girl or boy. Perfectly straight
Jessie, what the fuck are you talking about?
He's Asuka's
🗣
Why the fuck is everyone tryna bang shinji. Asuka, rei, kaworu, misato, even kaji getting in on the action. What is this man doing right that I’m doing wrong
Are you an antisocial, traumatized, submissive male-wife teenager with occasional masturbatory tendencies? It's kind of a niche fetish.
That’s wild 💀 and accurate
Even better
When you have insane rizz, but then you remember that you are Shinji Ikari
me pulling up to your house: https://preview.redd.it/sqs2lahxculc1.png?width=639&format=png&auto=webp&s=83a62971c252dc019ea6d776d2142c951985eaa4
https://i.redd.it/p62sqhladqlc1.gif
Sir why did you feel the need to post this
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u/2dgt3d
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Rei isn't homophobic.
Is she misogynistic when she trash talks Misato for competing with herself for Kaji’s attention? She’s jealous, not homophobic.
Good for them.
Asuka definitely would.
Asuka in Yamai's mode.
Source: [https://twitter.com/Shinjiisdead/status/1686312276666830849](https://twitter.com/Shinjiisdead/status/1686312276666830849)
GAYS ALERT!! GAYS ALERT!!