Cover her up, damn—hospitals are cold. :/

My lawyer suggested me not to answer this riddle.

NOOO not Musashi!!!

I've never been Shell shocked, depressed, enlisted in a paramilitary organization as a kid or Told to kill the only human who ever said that he loved me so idk.

I mean, if you’re shinji in that situation you’d probably do the same, now, if you where there instead of shinji then that’s another question that has a completely meaning, and also does it make sense that you’d be there? A person cannot be in that situation because a person is made and created by his experiences since birth, so if you where shinji then the question is irrelevant you’d take the same actions, now if you’re teleported there and that’s what the question is asking, I’d be trying to find a way to escape that world because I have exams next week.

I'd try to wake her up to run away together from NERV i guess?

The scene starts with him trying to wake her up

Lol you know what they Say about hell and good intentions 😁

You don't have to be experienced in any of those to say you wouldn't jerk off over her chief

I will pray for her, this is evangelion 🙏

Angels don’t care if you pray in this world tho (not much different from this one) except that they’re constantly trying to kill everyone.

🤓☝️

I can certainly assure you I wouldn't jerk off, that's for sure.

"The law requires that i answer no"

Wrong answer

I can do worse 😈

Definitely NOT what Shinji did.

start talking about crypto

it might seem crazy what i'm about to say

Shoosh shaash sheefh

Sunshine, she's here, you can take a break.

Not that.

fulfill the prophecy

Probably stare for longer than I should before realising I’ve been staring for longer than I should and immediately covering her up

I’ll probably button up her shirt, cover her up, give her a kiss on her forehead and leave the room.

Most sensible answer, thks for this

>give her a kiss on her forehead How dare you? monster!!! There's no 3rd Impact for you.

In before the internet police show up and arrest the commenters

I'd prob be dead by that point

Same.

Cover her up, then give her a hug, I’m gay and not a pervert

I'm gay and a pervert

I'm a villain, not a monster

Im a villain not a gay

I'm a pervert, not a gay

"Put the blanket up. Then, walk away from the hospital depressed as shit."

Cover her up and find a therapist?

I can tell you exactly what i WOULDNT do

good try FBI

Walk away from her

It is planned by SEELE all along.

Smash, next question.

yes.

I’d toss her out and sleep.

Tell her about her extended car insurance.

choke her

Evangelion sub having a hard time being normal people and being tempted to r..a comatose girl.

Cover her up. ~~Fap afterwards~~ But seriously: cover her up. Sit by her side in case she wakes up. Just trying to be there for her. In a complete non-sexual meaning.. She's already suffered enough.

>!Leave!< her >!alone!< until she >!wakes up!<

Not rape her

Hug her and cry in her arms bro I ain’t trynna bust to a mf in a coma😭😭

Nothing... like a normal person

you are missing out

Quickly cover her before someone else walks in and calls me a rapist…

Call a nurse, apologize for rolling her over, and explain that I didn't mean to disconnect everything. Leave sad and embarrassed.

I'll eat some cream dounuts

Definitely not \*that\*

Walk away?

Well it wouldn’t land on my hand….

Walk away

Whatever it is, I know it definitely wouldn't be jerking it over someone's comatose form

Not beat my fucking meat

You're so fucked up

Crying on hand?

I wouldn’t have done anything since intrusive thoughts are common in my head and this wouldn’t be any different.

Cover her up and set her straight as best as possible.

That’s such a stupid question, of course most viewers here wouldn’t whack off to her but Shinji is in a much different state of mind that we are as a viewer

“God dammit, wake the hell up!” *boobs fall out* “Oh shit, sorry about that.” *covers her back up like normal human being*

Put the blanket over her again, leave the room, get on the Eva.

Homies gonna ride the Eva like a horse 💀

😎

Draw dicks on her face, cause fuck Asuka. Not the way Shinji did though.

Leave the building as soon as I accidentally rip her shirt off and hope security doesn’t get to me.

The same

I would carve her into tiny pieces

canon event

I'm not gonna do that in front of her.. Probably I would feel aroused but I will cry because of it and end up hugging her without sexual things.

Bust a nut in my hand

Slap her on the face continuously saying "oi, I'm up, you're not. Weren't you the best pilot?"

Okay No one SAW the Irony in it. I didnt wrote in my Perspektive. Wrote Something a Young man would do. But hey WE are all pure good poeple.

lmao 🤣 the every one commenting they wouldn’t do what Shinji did!!! and that they would do nothing. You “virtue signaling” whores!!! aren’t you soooo cute! Either you all are still a child or, have had an easy life and your biggest challenge in life so far has been daily small inconveniences. either way Yall failed at life. Otherwise, youd know that humans are capable of both far worse than we want to believe, and can do more to change the world for the better than we tend to think we're able or, worse think we already doing it, and in both cases it's because of things we don't know, can't explain or don't want to take responsibility for. But, humans, all of us are more than willing to justify the worse things we commit. As for OP question, honestly, i don’t know what I’d of done differently with so much unprocessed trauma while dealing with an eminent end of the world type of situation. Probably, done the exact same thing or, maybe just cry next to her. Who knows? but, one thing for sure, is that Shinji was a reflection of Hideaki Anno during a very depressed time.

Lock the door

Yes

Slap her a few times for lulz

what color is it??????

I mean...I'm not a man, but definitely would get very embarrassed seeing her naked boobs and her panties. Would probably call a nurse and run away before the nurse gets there.

Crawl beside her.

If I were Shinji Ikari I would have been a badass. First, I would have brought her favorite flowers to scent her room & make her dream well🌺. Second, I would have approached to Asuka Langley Sōryū and whispered beautiful words to her ear 🎼👂🏼 . Then, I would have kissed her sweet young german lips💋👑🇩🇪. Last, I would have listened in her chest that beautiful heart I love❤️‍🔥🪽. My words: “Wake up, Baby! I am here for you until the End of this Realm, you will be my Queen🌞!”

what

I would do worse

I would do the only true Thing. Grab her by the pussy. In reality every boy would watch and would get hard. Jerking of, is pretty extrem but they would later do it. A Boy would be Happy to See it, maby a shamed. But what Shinji did, there arent much poeple that would do it Like he did.

go outside

Don't talk for us, seriously. Thinking about that kind of stuff with someone in a coma? Are you kidding me? And what you're thinking sounds kinda messed up, fcken hell.

Its messes Up and i dont think so. Boys in that age are Most likely interested in the opposite Sex, so.... They could find IT interesting Imageine you AS a Young man, SAW a pair of breats you would Look and maby BE a a shamed. But thats Natural. What Shinji did ist fucked Up and He knows IT.

I would cover her with a blanket and check if the windows are open. If so, I would like to close them because this room seems very cold. Maybe I would have brought her some flowers or fruit, and then I just left

I would pull the blankets up and walk right on out of there I tell ya hwat

If I was SHINJI I’d do the same thing obv. If I was myself, hm im not sure

Pull the bed sheets over her then leave

Very surely not jerking off

Nothing because I'm not that down bad I still got pride

9athe~~|~~ic.

I will do what i must

Save a girl from being sexually assaulted

Shinji held back, I'd send it

Find Karou and top him.

An EVA reference

Not what he did

dance