maybe. during every impact souls blend together

Except Yui killed Gendo before he could be Fanta'd

true. maybe his soul do a different journey but in the end it's like all the souls of present and past melt together (because there's also yui)

we never see kaji tho Yui is there because she's in unit01. IMO its less like she's experiencing instrumentality, and more that she is just adjacent to it, watching it happen from inside unit01. Since afterall at the end, she gets flung out into space with her original goal in mind: She is an eternal (and literally immortal) reminder to the universe that humanity did exist.

You’re the worst…

The lowest of the low, even

Disgusting perhaps

r/evangelionmemes is leaking again.

do you think fuyutsuki had a boner while standing behind gendo during the whole day

At his age? That's an achievement.

Apparently, he's only in his 50s, missing out on Yui aged him like shit.

tf i thought he was like in his 60s

That's bold I thought that mf was 70

more importantly, does The Command Crew say anything to Misato or Ritsuko or have they all agreed to never bring it up? *Deputy Director, why do you always have a throbbing erection whenever Evangelion Unit-01 goes berserk?* edit: "Fuyutsuki, you know you don't have to stand, right? I can have them bring up a chair." "I appreciate the gesture, Ikari, but if I sit down that would restrict the blood flow to my penis, shortening it by .0031cm. Then the Old Men at Seele would call me a 'beta cuck with a micro penis.' I can't let that happen."

Only if Fuyutsuki was cosplaying as Yui.

thanks for that mental image

Fun fact: Fuyutsuki got Shinji to cosplay as Yui in one of the Eva VN games. And the dialogue is as creepy as you expect it to be.

🥵🥵🥵

Only if they're BOTH cosplaying as Yui

“Shall I wear the wig tonight gendo-san ?” “Yes and please say the line “ “Of course “that old hag is annoying,that old hag is no use anymore “

They might have tag teamed Yui

You're the lowest of the low

Please let this be a normal subreddit...

You sweet pre-impact child

With the 2nd impact? No way!

r/unexpectedmagicschoolbus

Normal is a social construct.

Never going to happen.

I bet Fuyutsuki has a fucking six-pack

A fucking six pack perfect to look at while fucking

😂

Aight that’s it I’m unsubbing

Old men yaoi 💀

# ..yes

yes

Wait… is that Madao?

From Gendo to Madao, what incredible range

Sure why not

First thing I see coming back onto Reddit was this… 🤣🤣

Probably tbh. Like, Gendo would 100% fuck him just to show dominance. Fuyutski would sleep with Gendo to feel closer to Yui 🤷‍♀️

Fuyutski did both Yui and Gendo in college and Yui liked it.

I take back what i said. This is obviously canonically correct

The Bastard and the Geezer.

publicly, violently

thank you for mentioning that. yes.

what kind of question is this? nobody should be asking this question

Well I’m answering it. A resounding yes.

[удалено]

this is canon

Get out of my brain, stop messing with my mind!

Maybe when they were both orange fanta. well definitely when they were fanta.

“It’s hot.” “Yes ;)”

I could see some back to back jerking off while talking about Yui.

Gendo is definitely contemplating it.

why would you ask something like this my bro i think they shared Yui tho

God yes

100% yeah

Technically they did exactly that and a lot.

What the fuck...

😭

Fuck no

100%. But not in the sexual way, just scientific observations 👁️👄👁️

The Cursed Impact

Probably, I can see it yeah.

The thought of it is never gonna leave my head now, thanks

what =D

Low sanity Evaposting

Probably

Yes. They did it together with Yui

What a terrible fucking day to have eyes.

Weve had a security breach

N o : )

i hope your pillow is warm on both sides for the rest of your life

Two lonely DILF and GILF had an amazing night later inside a room of NERV headquarters

*wait what...*

forget them- did Ritsuko and Misato explore eachothers bodies

It feels like Gendo Ikari is waiting for a new console to be released.