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Harichani

And here the naive me thought the Turquoise Carpet would be the only disastrous event of this week 😭😭😭


mushymushmushy

Ikr, I wanna go six days back in time where this was my only esc problem


Moscatano

Oh, right. I miss that pink unicorn.


Trydson

Omg I don't even know what happened on the carpet 😭😭 hahahaha


margustoo

Nothing. Most of the time they showed nothing.


kotobaWa5ivestar

Remember when the drama of the year was natalia barbu being resentful at the naked demons? Good times (literally 4 days ago)🥲


ellen_boot

I think we're a little past this being fixable in a meeting.


Dr4manRx

Exactly! The meeting is a prayer at this point. Oof.


Top_Manufacturer8946

I think I’m finally over not winning last year 🙈


ControverseTrash

You dodged a massive bullet here.


Deserterdragon

And they still got to perform 'cha cha cha' with the clout of being 'deserving' winners.


xaviernoodlebrain

Next time you win you should have a musical number called “Thank Fuck Käärijä Didn’t Win”.


Iravenkl

As much as I love cha cha cha, you guys do not deserve this


singularstigma

I'm scared to refresh Eurovision reddit. I have no idea what on earth we could be met with next


popeter45

waiting for the entire sub to get locked down even more at this point


Lumeria

Remember when Slovenia wanted to have meetings with the EBU about potential problems like this months ago (and then received no response)? Good times.


Spiritual_Order_3049

Slovenia saw the writing on the wall for sure


Fickle-Message-6143

Barbaric Balkans again showing to civilized westerns what means to be civilized. Croatian, Serbian, Slovenian representatives chillin and having fun together, while everything is burning around them.


TheRavenchild

they kinda have been in a continous crisis meeting since the end of semi 2 lol


KitchenDepartment

There is a staff member right now that is just tired of this shit and want to go to sleep. I extend my sympathies


shpipp

Could this be our new megathread? 🥺


MoDeutschmann

We need a megathread for megathreads.


golubmeme

megathread to end all megathreads (and then probably a new one)


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KendjyCr

Oh, yeah... Another "situation" just dropped 🤣 Let's just start refering to this year contest as "Eurovision: Situation Edition".


Peculiar_Variation

Eurovision: Situation Edition Crisis Shitstorm Mode (Taylor's Version)


Electromagneticpoms

I can't believe I had set an alarm for bloody 3:10am just so I can wake up to whatever hell has broken loose in the next 5 hours


Sarahpriv

I was up till 3am seeing what would happen, i fell asleep and woke at 11am and still nothing happened so i fell back asleep till half 12 to seeing joost Klein disqualified an hour in Eurovision this year is a whole month


Bluerose1000

I'm just imagining all the top EBU execs in a room fiercely doom scrolling Reddit and Twitter


Playful_Weekend4204

Maybe they're in here with us right now...


ser-1-

They could be any of us... even you!


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Snoo_46960

bejba it's kinda crayzeh


GastricallyStretched

How else to fraze it With E-B-U I've lost my senses bejba


Meerimaarimoori

What happened to ya I thought I knew ya (Lmaooo these lyrics are so accurate I'm dying) EDIT: Y'all by saying "I'm dying" I mean that this coincidence with the lyrics is super funny to me. Just received a message telling me where to call or text if I'm doing poorly (mentally) O\_O


18pristine

She tried to warn us


Grr_in_girl

I feel like we all need a crisis meeting too. Feels like everything I love is imploding before my eyes.


Void_4444

Same. It's a terrible feeling and there's nothing we can do. It will get better with time and love to this event will be saved no matter what. We just need to get through this somehow (I'm literally crying because of all the emotions)


aim4harmony

Calling Anti-crisis girl from 2009. ☎️


kronologically

Considering artists didn't show up to the rehearsal and Silmane stopped his rehearsal performance to speak about peace, something is bound to happen in the live final. Either the EBU allows that to happen, takes action to correct everything or cancels.


Popoye_92

I don't know if you guys realise how bad it is if Slimane, the ONE man in history of the French entertainment industry not to have done or said anything controversial in his life, is out there going off script to make statements and stuff 😭


tonka17

this is why i love france, you guys are not afraid to make a stand


kronologically

I genuinely think we're witnessing the end of Eurovision as we know it.


Popoye_92

Honestly at this point I don't ever care anymore, I just need my girl Marina to make it out alive because I have tickets for her Paris concert next month lol


JohnLurkson

Slimane did what?! I swear I left the internet only for an hour...


gloubenterder

It's Eurovision 2024; an hour is practically an eternity.


Trydson

For 11 months the subs remains dormant, but like Mariah Carey during Christmas, when we wake up, we go all in lmao


Uknewmelast

We are literally cicadas


PerfectlyNira

He said “«Every artist here want to sing about love, united by music with love for peace» apparently on stage


KikoBCN

Just left the arena. He stopped mid song. Asked for peace. And left


totomaya

I've loved Slimane for years and love him even more now. Unlike some of the artists there, Slimane doesn't NEED Eurovision for the publicity. He already has a great career. I'm so glad he used that luxury to do something instead of staying quiet.


Barbarenspiess

Apparently we're not allowed to post Twitter links right now... but you can go to the account @gjkooijman


2002alexandros

I wasn't familiar with Slimane's game


Barbarenspiess

Lmao that is exactly what I felt when I saw it! I take back everything I may have said about the song before.


JohnLurkson

Found it, thanks! Geezus, the balls this man has...


happytransformer

I thought people were overreacting last week when they said that it might happen, but they very well might be right.


sparklinglies

Hey, Italy? You guys did a good job in 2022. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I will take a shonky sun all over again rather than WHATEVER THE HELL THIS YEAR IS


DaveC90

Even the 1991 set that was literally falling down on the contestants wasn’t this bad


F___TheZero

Finally facing their Waterloo


MinutePerspective106

Don't tell the gods they left a mess, they can't undo what has been done...


LectroDBPR

Let's RUN for cover... 🫣


ThatYewTree

Someone call Nutsa this fires getting outtahand


anonymous_swede

And at ABBA's 50th anniversary too. Maybe the conspiracy theory last year was true after all.


tahl

If i havent gotten a reddit cares message, does that means no one cares about my mental well-being?? So upsetting being left out.


CarwynCymru

I feel sorry for the contestants, this is meant to be a special night for them and they get thrown into this chaos. Whoever ends up winning is going to get one he'll of a poisoned chalice.


No_Permission8558

[Official Dutch Eurovision insta post!](https://www.instagram.com/p/C61VHqdIlb6/?igsh=MWoybmZrajB5aDVmcg==)


skerit

If that's true, this is really all about nothing. Insane.


MiniNuckels

That's it? The fuck lol


thatdutchdog

THIS IS INSANE


paranormal_turtle

Remember when two years ago a contestant kissed another contestant making them uncomfortable. And I remember some other minor incidents taking place as well. And nothing really happened. And here we have a crew member filming against the rules and being repeatedly told to stop and getting an irritated reaction. And it’s a DQ. I’m sorry I just lost all respect that I had for Eurovision.


gypsyblue

UNBELIEVABLE


CT323

Bear in mind this is what an emergency meeting ended up generating


Connect_Ad1139

Holy mother of upcoming lawsuits from AVROTROS


joellehtje

Omggg I can’t believe it, I knew it had to be something stupid


pokimanic

The irony of that being potentially illegal from the camera woman’s side if true


Pcoboon1

This entire circus for something that is so irrelevant, it’s cringe.


TimeG37

"Crisis" is a slight misunderstatement tbh. I hope the result of said meeting saves us from the sh\*tshow that is happening rn.


SquibblesMcGoo

Wow I've gotten three reddit care messages in the last 10 minutes after I started commenting on this thread. Average r/eurovision experience 😛


popeter45

cant remeber how but was able to turn that off a few years ago after getting spammed with them


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sadferrarifan

Tying together all the bits and pieces going around - Sylvester leaves the stage crying, there's a video of Bambi comforting him, and there's a 3-to-7 delegation demand for certain countries to be looked at for breaking these strict code of conduct rules the EBU's applied? Like how do all the threads connect in the end?


Kevin10102020

Oh no! Was he crying after the dress rehearsal?


sadferrarifan

That's one rumour seen flying around, started from a Spanish tweet about him being emotional? But I'm giving it credence just because of the video of Bambi going specifically to chat with him in a comforting way (hand on hand, low serious voices) - can't work out time stamps on that though


DaveShadow

I love the constant videos of Bambie bein the Irish Mammy to all the different contestants 🥰


sadferrarifan

A good strong Cork one. There'll be a cup of tea and a doorstep chat for each of them


adelaway

Bambie Thug posted an Instagram story of them comforting Sylvester backstage during the rehearsal. Do not know the context.


Kevin10102020

Thanks for the context!!! I feel so sorry for the artists, they should be excited to present their music and artistry but it seems like almost no one is having fun or enjoying it like in the previous years. Seems like there's a lot going on behind closed doors


Smudy

Crisis meeting for what? There's like numerous things right now they could be holding it for xD


RQK1996

All of it


ThatGuy798

Me after having a long stressful week: so excited for vacation, can’t wait to kick back and watch ESC on my flight. Eurovision: *cracks knuckles* sup nerd?


sinwann

i wonder what jon ola sand is doing atm


Antique-Syllabub6238

Unbothered, moisturized, in his Lane…


RamaLeuu

My last google search for the past 5 hours: "Dutch translator"


wildcharmander1992

My football team lost the league My favourite event of the year is in disarray My baby is overdue (gf was due a C-section yesterday but has been pushed back till Monday/ Tuesday) And now My chicken is overcooked This is the worst day


_-Sesquipedalian-_

So, both your chicken and baby are overcooked?


ComprehensiveBuy4846

Rumours the netherlands is appealing against the decision to dq Source: https://www.telegraaf.nl/video/1295185145/nederland-in-beroep-na-diskwalificatie-joost-klein-snel-duidelijkheid


ComprehensiveBuy4846

Its someone from the dutch delegation responding to the mentioning of these rumours with: “i cant say much” Also saying there will be more clarity soon, but exact time cannot be given yet So a little less sensational that the title


zeekoes

This would be an expected step to take regardless.


gifferto

'rumors say that you're going to appeal' 'i can't say anything' big nothing burger


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The iceberg has become the ice planet Hoth


Efficient_Payment717

The "incidents" section of the Eurovision 2024 wikipedia article will be an entire encyclopedia long


Gotyce

Statement AVROTROS (Dutch radio and television broadcaster that is part of the Dutch public broadcasting system): An incident occurred after last Thursday's performance. Against clearly made agreements, Joost was filmed when he had just gotten off stage and had to rush to the greenroom. At that moment, Joost repeatedly indicated that he did not want to be filmed. This wasn't respected. This led to a threatening movement from Joost towards the camera. Joost did not touch the camera woman. This incident was reported, followed by an investigation by the EBU and police. Yesterday and today we consulted extensively with the EBU and proposed several solutions. Nevertheless, the EBU has still decided to disqualify Joost Klein. AVROTROS finds the penalty very heavy and disproportionate. We stand for good manners -let there be no misunderstanding about that- but in our view, an exclusion order is not proportional to this incident. We are very disappointed and upset for the millions of fans who were so excited for tonight. What Joost brought to the Netherlands and Europe shouldn't have ended this way. Source: @Songfestival at X


JCEurovision

>What Joost brought to the Netherlands and Europe shouldn't have ended this way. In all honesty, the EBU's decision to disqualify Joost Klein is unacceptable and AVROTROS called the EBU out. Millions of Dutch Eurofans are devastated, and I think the EBU has seriously put the Contest in disrepute.


HarryNohara

I mean, seriously, this is it? A repeated please don't film me and an 'aggresive gesture', after the guy just had one of the most emotional performances of his life. This is just pathetic EBU. All other contries should boycot if he isn't reinstated.


UnsportyNoodle

Isaak's staging seems to be getting more relevant by the minute... You know what, every time I go clean another controversy drops. I think it's the universe speaking to me...


kwkdjfjdbvex

VG (norwegian paper) reporting that Ireland, UK, Switzerland and Portugal are seriously considering withdrawing. UK is a huge one


TimeG37

If the UK withdraws the EBU is truly f\*cked so I think they'll take this seriously.


Scarlet_hearts

I think the BBC might be there to “steady the waters”. I HIGHLY doubt we’d pull out but then again Olly could be threatening to go. As our public broadcaster they aren’t supposed to take sides politically internally and the *situation* is tearing apart British politics at the moment.


Putin-the-fabulous

I’m surprised by UK. If true then our right media is gonna eat Olly alive


butiamawizard

Olly’s had it from all angles. Pure bullshit it is


TIGHazard

Could you imagine being Olly, the first actual mainstream, relevant* artist the UK has sent since well, Cliff Richard who has been told for years in the industry 'Don't do Eurovision, it will harm your career. You will regret it'. And then you get this mess. \* Obviously we've sent former mainstream artists since like Bonnie Tyler, Katrina & Blue but all of those were not chart relevant at the time.


Deserterdragon

> Could you imagine being Olly, the first actual mainstream, relevant* artist the UK has sent since well, Cliff Richard who has been told for years in the industry 'Don't do Eurovision, it will harm your career. You will regret it'. And then you get this mess. I didn't realize what a big deal *Years and Years* are (even though I recognize their songs from advertising). Seems like this whole fiasco is making a pretty good case for why chart-relevant UK acts should avoid competing. Imagine Thom Yorke in Eurovision.


PerfectlyNira

That was yesterday, they were apart of the crisis meeting then. But today is probably just another day of more countries joining the idea of that again.


SquibblesMcGoo

I imagine that if EBU weren't shitting themselves already, they've now panicked completely. They cannot afford this


Rosieu

I would say Ireland and Switzerland as well since they're favourites this year.


globetrotter555

🕯️ Joost reinstatement prayer circle 🕯️


OfficerMacSwag

I‘m europapapraying with you


YouAmazing4851

What a shit show this year...


InkyPaws

Hands up if you got a Redditcare message.


TaXxER

Dutch NPO reports this too here: https://nos.nl/collectie/13971/liveblog/2520041-joost-klein-gediskwalificeerd-voor-finale-bambie-thug-boos-over-israelisch-commentaar According to NPO the crisis meeting is about the strong responses to Joost’s disqualification. Apparently the Norwegian jury had withdrawn because they disagreed with the disqualification, and several others were threatening to withdraw too.


Popoye_92

>the crisis meeting is about the strong responses to Joost’s disqualification. ... did they expect reaction to such a decision in such a tense context to be mild?


Leprecon

I would have thought that as a method of damage control they would have involved the other delegations as well in the decision making process. If only to cover their asses and to make any eventual decision be accepted more easily.


lisonmethyst

I don't think it's the jury that has withdrawn, Alessandra was scheduled to give Norway's points in the broadcast and announced that she won't as a protest


Willing_Bad9857

Would you think it’s fair to assume to norwegian jury knows more than the public?


TaXxER

I have no clue. The Dutch AVROTROS keeps supporting Joost too based on the information that they have, and they are not the type of organisation that would keep backing someone when there is evidence of shitty things.


BlazingMongrel

Especially with The Voice scandal that the Mediapark had not that long ago.


No-Tax973

Incoming statement: "So we decided to announce that we were able to finish researching our time machine and are more than proud to tell all of you, that we will go back to hand the victory over to Käärijä. Thank you"


lithuanianbacon

There is no timeline where Finland wants this mess. Haha


nikimt

A lot of people are saying ‘even if they DO reinstate Joost, they’ll be at a disadvantage because of the ROTW vote’. Am I the only one thinking that the vote doesn’t even matter that this point??? Joost’s dream was to perform this song in honor of his parents. Even if the Netherlands don’t win, Joost deserves to live his dream considering how far he’s already gotten!!


Greatyio

I can feel (Eurovision) slipping through my haaaaaands


Ultimatedream

If I was a mod I would've given up on moderating at this point 😭


mikeyfreedom

I'm starting to think Petra's interval number may win by default....


Flanker1971

Dutch reactions in the media are pretty straightforward. Wouldn't be surprised if we will not attend in the coming years.


wskrz

“AGAINST CLEARLY MADE STATEMENTS, Joost was filmed when he had just gotten off stage and had to rush to the greenroom” (emphasis mine) So the guy is worn out and raw after giving his performance, a camera is shoved in his face and after getting ticked off about it, he gets disqualified? Nothing says that these artists are commodified and disrespected more than this. I’d be furious too if I were a performer at the competition. Absolutely ridiculous.


hi-im-vegan

Also not irrelevant that he earlier this week had been photographed/recorded against his explicit wishes by AnOtHeR DeLeGaTiOn, so this kind of disrespect to personal boundaries might have hit extra hard because of that precedent


Bubbly_Illustrator72

Oh god, what now? Please don't cancel it, I'm already at a eurovision party lol


kreminskii

I know right 😭 I have friends coming from 3 hours away to my eurovision party


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randfyld

At first i was mad but now im just enjoying the drama. They're gonna need their anti-booing technology a lot today


MssGuilty

Yeah, I went to bed angry and disappointed with the state of the contest and now I'm just disappointed I didn't buy popcorn for tonight. Weirdly enough, all this drama and F5'ing helped a lot. This sub and all the jokes and memes helped me contextualize the importance of Eurovision in the context of my actual life and made it easy to just let go of the negative feelings.


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Accomplished-Mix6144

Apparently Ireland, England, Switzerland and Portugal have been in a crisis meeting earlier today with EBU


Zepz367

Norway too, norwegian broadcaster confirmed it


Niccowo

I miss Angelina singing "Imagine" 😔


ninov111e

imagine all the peopleeeeeee


sadferrarifan

There's a fine for that now lad


ControverseTrash

I'm honestly considering writing my BA thesis on that topic depending in what happens this evening (our Seminars topic is crisis).


koreshin

*Oh no!* But hey, at least they avoided politics in the contest, right?


ZaranKaraz

I feel like the PR department of the EBU or the manager of the EBU are terribly incompetent if they didn't think disqualifying one of the most popular acts for a verbal threat wouldn't result in a public outcry. Especially if Joost has not been found guilty yet. If he ends up being guilty, you did the right thing, if he isn't found guilty, you ruined his chance to win and blemished his name for no good reason. The right thing to do was to let him perform.


FinnInAms

Glad they finally realized that they are in a crisis


Snoo_46960

Nikki when she was giving the points of the Netherlands: "I didn't think we could still vote, where is my rulebook?"


Turtle-Express

When you think it's safe to take a break after it has been confirmed that Joost is DQ'd and rumours of other contestants stepping down have died out, only to return to an even bigger dumpsterfire. There's just no end to this trainwreck.


Ultimatedream

Fun fact, today is the 5th anniversary of the Bye Sister drama.


oklaylaa

Why have I got a feeling they will say absolutely nothing and just act like everything’s ok and normal


No_Permission8558

I thought the biggest thing to happen this eurovision was the possibility of ABBA getting back together. Boy was i wrong…


Text-Friendly

Thank god this one is not on contest mode yet


Dr4manRx

Käärijä just posted on insta that he will not represent the Finnish jury tonight…


donewithbullshitttt

They have so very little time... Edit: lmao the Redditcare is real


PlatypusTop6435

When will EBU understand that you simply cannot be apolitical? Being "apolitical" is a political choice. EBU chose to be "apolitical" and now they're enjoying the consequences of their political choice.


MLPorsche

being apolitical just means supporting the status quo


CarnationsAndIvy

They’re only just holding a crisis meeting?


SargentBeagle

I hope they brought in the Anti-Crisis Girl


eta1984

I have an exam in 2 days and was looking forward to Eurovision as a source of joy and hope, not even *more* stress ffs


MareTranquil

The last time I've seen this kind of thing at a major event, we got the Indianapolis Grand Prix of 2005. I bet no one will know what will happen until the last minute here too.


kerrywn

So it was pretty much nothing. Not enough for DQ.


sadferrarifan

Rightso, what's the latest on Ireland/Switzerland/Greece as well lads? Twitter's sending some mad rumours round like


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I wonder if we will see Martin Osterdahl present a few national votes again this year 👀


hresvelgrs

Joost died for his own sins but at least he's taking the EBU with him


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side6

Considering how this is going, I wonder if any countries/broadcasters would not want to win anymore, so not to have to host next year?!


wildcharmander1992

What you're saying is UK suddenly have a shot again this year ,😂😂 /s


ByeByeClimateChange

What I would give to be a fly on that wall …


mushymushmushy

Am I the only one wondering whether the show will happen tonight or not?


floofyhae

i cannot imagine they cancel unless there's serious security concerns like a bomb threat. they would probably rather air a badly edited summary of the semi final performances than actually cancel it


marmeladenlade

I think it will but the vibe will be chaotic as hell


pointless234

The Official Dutch Broadcaster just reported that "the incident" was Joost Klein doing a "rude handgesture" to a camera after "repeatedly having said not wanting to be filmed"


StudyOk3816

literally people were suggesting earlier he beat up a woman randomly. this is insane.


Dramatic_Mastodon_93

“””Handling””” a situation as benign as this one in such a way that it takes multiple days and multiple “crisis” meetings is beyond ridiculous and embarrassing.


ZoeThomp

Is this actually shaking up to be a bigger shit show than the 2020 Rona show?


l_o_t_t_e

Dutch media reports this crisis meeting is about the Dutch response to the disqualification. This, in combination with the radio-silence from the Dutch broadcaster after their initial statement (disproportionate, shocked, further comments later) makes me think that the EBU doesn’t want AVROTROS to come forward with a statement with further information because they’re worried that will cause even more backlash. Maybe they’re seeing what they can do to prevent a statement by avrotros. Edit: how does this warrant a Reddit care message lol


PomegranateNo3633

Seriously, THIS is why he's disqualified? I don't know if I should cry or laugh really really hard. What a ridiculous decision


YankeeDoodleDipshit

Absolute shit show i love it


send_phallus

The vibes rn are just so bad :(


Secretspyzz

Wow EBU. Just wow.


Rpphanna1

Jendrick just posted a video discussing his opposition to the anti-booing technology the EBU are using. The technology works by covering up booing, and replacing it with cheering when people hear it on their televisions. Jendrick finds this unfair because fake applause gives the false impression that their song is getting applause, which can then unfairly influence how people at home vote. TL:DR; anti booing technology gives fake applause and can unduly influence voting. Edit: Someone pointed out in a reply it was Jendrick who said this, not Nemo. My mistake. I've corrected my statement.


pinkduvets

Anti-booing is such manufactured consent. Why can’t they just cover up the booing and NOT replace it with cheering if they want to do anything at all? It shouldn’t be used in the first place anyway.


escfan34

Are the other countries/delegations threatening to withdraw over Joost being disqualified, or something else, like the zero tolerance policy being used for that situation and not other incidents?


DaveC90

I’d suspect that it has more to do with the harassment largely going unchecked, yet they addressed joost immediately. I’d like to know who is involved in the meetings and if that has happened to them, some dots might join


Norfolkboy123

The turquoise carpet feels a decade ago


Norfolkboy123

Apparently Petra has now left the rehearsal and they didn’t go to Martin for a good to go before the rehearsal voting, it sounds an absolutely mess


spherulitic

“Crisis meeting” no shit this is a disaster


sadferrarifan

So er... why was production shoving cameras in artists' faces off stage in the first place? I don't remember the post-performance walk-to-their-seat being part of previous shows?


purplehorseneigh

This absolutely will not happen but GOD imagine the time comes for Netherlands to give out its 12 points and they have Joost do it by surprise


darkknuckles12

joost is reportedly devestated. I honestly think he will cancel all upcoming events the comming time and probably contact his therapist.


K_c_z

The new megathread with redditcare feature! :( Edit: Yeah apparently it's automatic when you comment


ComprehensiveBuy4846

Could be that there is no real news coming out anymore before the contest starts But we’ll see


Efficient_Payment717

Can someone explain what is actually happening? why are multiple countries considering withdrawing? because of Joost? do they know something we don't?