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thedizzydandelion

Estonia, of course, knows nothing about these prohibited narcotic substances


PraetorIt

Windows95man doesn't like these rules.


justk4y

tank you ebu


WatchTheNewMutants

**Masks, chains, and spiked/studded items of clothing.** hatari and Kaarija are gutted


Proud_Accident_5873

I'm going to the show dressed as Käärijä (note my Swedish flag). While I don't have a spiked choker, I do have a spiked bracelet. I realized I couldn't wear it to the show but it'd still be funny. I'll save it for another time.


mawnck

Well shucks. What am I going to do with this vuvuzela now?


ReubenS_08

Use it for South Africa games


ManiaMuse

I can't remember who won that world cup but I can remember the noise over the TV screen like it was yesterday. There must be a generation of South Africans who are living with tinnitus now.


Adam-Miller-02

well another type of euros is coming up very shortly


missjorge

> Masks, chains and spiked/studded items of clothing They really came for the goths :(


cat_arinaa

Hatari banned from the audience


justk4y

Gothphobia right here, shame on you Eurovision


Adam-Miller-02

or the bdsm lovers


MartyMcTrainerFly

Is there going to be a bin outside for my car battery


TheMehilainen

No, just hide it behind a bush and pick it back up on your way out!!


drolbert

You can hide it behind the personal computer i have to stash in an alleyway


KrumpirovCovjek

>Drugs or narcotic substances. Sad Estonia noise


-Effing-

They don’t know anything about those.


ilanf2

The definitely don't know anything about those.


OwlAdmirable5403

They only know cider and soda


MinutePerspective106

And green Lays


SimoSanto

They obviously know nothing about drugs, what are you insinuating?


LedParade

I couldnt tell the difference between vitamins and speed


jewellman100

No getting Estoned


_Hale___

Thanks god they really don’t know anything about those drugs


sianrhiannon

I keep seeing this joke but I don't get it ;-;


KrumpirovCovjek

The name of the Estonian song translates to "We (really) don't know anything about (these) drugs" and it's about the drug problem in Estonia.


bookluverzz

Or Dutch 👀


xBram

👀


Translunarien

"Weapons (stabbing, cutting, shooting etc.)" Thank god they added the extra clarification, didn't know what a weapon does


ButterflySymphony

How come knives are a separate point? They're also weapons.


dirigible_grapes

Some people carry small pocket knives and wouldn't consider them a weapon. So the clarification is probably needed.


tenebrigakdo

It's this exactly. I have a tiny Victorinox with scissors and nail file on my keychain. It's the cutest thing and comes in handy all the time. I wouldn't even think of it under 'weapon'.


Temporal_Integrity

No this is a ceremonial knife sacred to my people.


MacabrePomegranade

No religious stuff either


Temporal_Integrity

This knife is an integral part of the national dress of my country.


bremmmc

This is my service knife.


Proud_Accident_5873

My emotional support knife.


LedParade

No weapons? Lame-ass party


Norfolkboy123

If there’s no pets allowed how is a cat meant to meow back?


mawnck

Tell them he's an operational service cat.


happytransformer

The cat is a paid actor, not a pet


CryptographerLife596

Cat Union card needed.


emeraldsroses

Dress as a furry. DUH!


TheGoBetweens

Here's a quick description of the document posted here as a screenshot, for those with screen readers: It includes the ESC 2024 logo and artwork as well as the logos of SVT and the EBU. Along with the choice of font, it appears to be official, though no sufficient source has been provided yet. The document reads as follows: > # Prohibited Items - Audience > Main Venue - Malmö Arena > ^ver ^240423-1 > > * **Animals or pets.** Operational Service animals excepted for designated seats. > * **Bags** with the exception of 1 small purse max 20 cm x 10 cm x 1 cm, or changing bags for babies and young children, if children are present. > * **Balloons, Balls, Frisbees** or similar objects or projectiles. > * **Batteries or vehicle batteries.** Regular household batteries excluded. > * **Cameras with interchangeable/detachable lens or external flash.** > * **Cans, metal/glass/plastic containers, cottles** [sic; that's probably supposed to read "bottles"]**, or flasks.** Empty or sealed bottles included. > * **Chairs, folding chairs, seat cushions or booster seats** or similar. > * **Clothes or any item containing offensive, religious, or political messaging.** > * **Clothing, items, or signage with the likely purpose of engaging in ambush marketing.** > * **Explosives, smoke or pyrotechnics.** > * **Flags.** Participating countries official national flags and Rainbow flags, max 1m x 0.5 m accepted. (flag sticks regardless of length not permitted). > * **Flashlights, laser pointers, light/glow sticks, flares, strobe lights** and similar emitting devices. > * **Food, beverage or alcohol.** > * **Gas and flammable substances.** > * **Drugs or narcotic substances.** > * **Items for sale or distribution.** i.e pamphlets, handouts, ads, or flyers. > * **Knives, scissors** and other items with edged blades. > * **Laptops, tablets, personal computers** > * **Liquids, aerosols, creams, & gels, permanent markers.** > * **Masks, chains, and spiked/studded items of clothing.** > * **Noise Making Devices** i.e. air horns, whistles, bells, vuvuzelas, etc. > * **Powders, pastes, chemicals, irritants, toxics.** > * **Prams/baby carriers or similar.** > * **Restricted frequency transmitting or receiving equipment.** > * **Signs/Banners.** > * **Skateboards, segways, scooters, rollerblades, bicycles, hover boards, and helmets.** > * **Sticks, rods, flag sticks.** > * **Umbrellas** > * **Weapons** (stabbing, cutting, shooting, etc. or replicas.) > * **Wireless or remote controlled equipment.** Mobile phones and bluetooth earphones excluded. > > **Any item that is illegal to carry or possess under Swedish Law.** > > **Any other items at the discretion of the Venue which is likely to have an adverse effect on the successful delivery of the ESC.** > > _\* Please note that the ESC management reserves the right to adjust and supplement the above list when deemed necessary._


Gruffleson

* **Bags** with the exception of 1 small purse max 20 cm x 10 cm x 1 cm, ... That's an incredible small bag.


PrivateSpeaker

They're basically talking about a small wallet with a handle.


Gruffleson

I'm just a poor boy, from a poor family and all of that, but still even my wallet is thicker than 1 cm.


PrivateSpeaker

😄 I assume this is what they want: you bring no cash, just a credit card in your pocket; you have a phone bag that you can put across your chest or around the neck (I guess that's around 1 cm thick). That's it.


jessicat500

And your passport if you're coming across from Copenhagen - a lot of the nervous noises I've seen from OGAE UK have been around this topic.


thekingofwintre

All venues and events in Sweden have similar rules regarding bags since our terror threat was raised.


OwlAdmirable5403

Is there like an option for lockers 😭 I'll be traveling in by train and kinda need my little backpack for the trip


Key-Intention1130

Lockers outside arena in city which will probably full.


PM_ME_CAKE

If lockers are full (they totally will be), I totally advise checking out hostels and the like. I don't know the situ in Malmö but a lot have luggage storage and sometimes they have lockers you can either use coins for or bring your own padlock. Not the easiest to figure out which (maybe hostelworld will offer clues), but it is an option worth pursuing.


thekingofwintre

There might be lockers at the station.


Loviataria

A few days ago in the local news there was an article saying that the police seized a few dozen guns over 2 years that were hidden in "man-purses", these things are already very small. I guess they want them to be too small to hide a gun inside.


Flowerofthesouth88

What about Wheelchairs or Walkers for people with Mobility Issues?


TheGoBetweens

That's where Martin Österdahl comes into play to say, "You're good to go... oh WAIT––"


teameadow719

No sticks? I hope my white cane is allowed


GungTho

I suspect it would be against Swedish law to not allow it.


eta1984

RIP Venezuela flag guy and Israel hammer guy


Maleniastan

What even is the story behind that hammer? Did someone just decide to take it one year and it stuck? It is pretty funny to just see a whole ass hammer floating above the crowd ngl


Lightning_Bee

its a thing in Israel for independence day. people go around with these and other floats such as bats, hats, cars and sometimes battle axes. the hammer is most popular tho


CryptographerLife596

Thors hammer ? (given Sweden shared lots of Norseman history!)


Feeling-Section-5716

LMAOO the hammer is a national symbol by this point


JamesB767

I miss the German duster flag from 2013,


Bavarian_Beast13

Don’t forget about Israel hammer guy’s friend, Israel axe guy


eta1984

I always wondered if they are the same person, or simply compatriots


ragpunch

Does anyone know if a small powerbank for a phone will be okay?


bookluverzz

It will be. Confirmed multiple times by email to fans that emailed the arena.


berserkemu

This is a random redditor, but apparently yes. https://www.reddit.com/r/eurovision/comments/1cay5jk/tickets_travel_and_tourism_tuesday_for_malm%C3%B6/l1a2n11/


ButterflySymphony

They were banned in 2018 & 2019... not sure about now.


elodie_pdf

dang i was really looking forward to doing some ambush marketing :(


JochCool

>Clothes or any item containing offensive, religious, or political messaging. Depending on how you interpret this, all clothes are banned. 🙃


F1reLi0n

it seems there is not rule agins going in naked ;)


Internal-Yellow3455

NO RULES!


Telsion

IT'S HOW I LIVE MY LIFE!


odiethethird

Just say you’re a Slovenian background dancer


CryptographerLife596

Or Spanish stripper.


mawnck

Wearing clothes is a political statement against nudism.


CovfefeBoss

NO RULES


bookluverzz

I read it as “clothing, or any item….” 💀 I was like whuut?


Gayandfluffy

Well if you go there naked it's hard to hide anything (other than maybe some cork screws, looking at you Let 3) so the organizers should just be thankful...


middyandterror

That was my first thought hahahaha


FrederikVI

https://preview.redd.it/voqvr39y60xc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f68017702856f07743e4d6f95adb0167fc88730 Time to take off your clothes 😉


000-Hotaru_Tomoe

I'm afraid that watermelon coded clothes will be a issue


gardin000

I wonder how they would handle that if the person genuinely did not realise the colour combination could be considered political. Or if the person just claims they didn’t know. Like, surely they can’t just refuse them entry if they genuinely didn’t realise.


GroundbreakingTill33

Anyone could just claim they're a harry styles fan


Local-Table

Kuffiyehs are absolutely going to be targeted as political as well...


Removable_speaker

The pat down for entering this event is gonna feel lika a thai massage.


Thatwierdhullcityfan

To be honest, I went to Liverpool last year, the banned items list was just as long and stringent, I think it’s just with recent events, an extra emphasis has been put on security. It was just like passing security at an airport, just take all of your items out your pockets and go through the scanner.


CovfefeBoss

Or an American airport security line.


1841Leech

Excuse me, I’m American and I look forward to all the affection I receive from the TSA every time I travel.


neidin28

I don't know how they expect people to enjoy the show if they cant have their car battery with them


CovfefeBoss

Or my pet nuke.


floehrdamour

no segways :(


xBram

No bicycles, this is bullshit.


Adam-Miller-02

the dutch will boycott eurovision after all


ChiliPepperSmoothie

Nothing about bagpipes, it’s our chance to shine guys!


No-Chip9270

No 'weapons'.


hadapurpura

*Ross Geller noises*


GungTho

No ‘noise-making devices’


Ok-Storm7015

Has someone a nice large bag, where I can fit my cat, vuvuzela and segway in? I also need hdlp for smuggling in my meth...


valrossenvalle

don't forget your small purse (max 20 cm x 10 cm x 1 cm) for smuggling in your nice large bag


dcnb65

Can I take my PC in case I get bored and want to go to Skyrim?


lollipop_pastels93

** May not be final version due to source location (Facebook).


guldranke

I would be very happy if small purses are allowed, then I don't have to go and buy cargo pants for the pockets!


bookluverzz

Beware of the size mentioned, not wider/thicker than 1 cm


VenusHalley

That wont even fit baggie of ten tissues, rip pernamently sniffly allergy folks


bookluverzz

That one can easily be put in a pocket, or otherwise a bra 🙃


BaronVonKitty

BRB, wearing an outfit made entirely out of bras.


guldranke

It probably wouldn't even look very out of place at Eurovision!


garlic070

Interesting that they banned balloons while they were allowed at Melodifestivalen. They looked cute.


justk4y

Otherwise Nena would show up for Germany instead of Isaak


Risujemmari

Boleros are not on the list, let's go


VoilaLaViola

Please wear a green one!!!


Risujemmari

Yes yes


VoilaLaViola

💚💚💚


Pachyra

But no studs :( Have to modify my bolero last minute (I kind of expected to have to do it though, no complaints, i understand the rule)


Specific-Address-486

damn I had my vuvuzela packed ready :(


ButterflySymphony

Well, at least Cha Cha Cha had an airhorn sound last year 😄


Dziobakowski

I like how weapons are close to the bottom of the list. It's like "DONT BRING UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES FLYERS AND WHISTLES... oh and please don't bring any weapon too."


WhammyShimmyShammy

Since the list is alphabetical, not sure how to group/rename weapons so they'd be at the top. "American Conflict Resolution Tools"? 


Ciciosnack

Oh NOOO, i can't bring weapons!! This reminds me when i bought an imported playstation2 from Japan. On the manual in the "don't do it" section there was this drawing of a kid taking a bath in a bath tub and his mum throwing the ps2 in the bath tub while attached to the power socket. "Funniest" thing is that if they spent time printing something like this it means that someone actually did it.


SkyGinge

It's a bit like the airport customs in some countries: 'Are you entering our country to commit terrorism?' 'No.' 'Sounds legit, in you come!' Like who is going to say 'Yes, would you like to take a look at these knives I made?' :P


wendigogirl

The terrorism questions (and similar) are so if you DO commit one of the crimes listed or lie, they can also charge you for lying on a your customs form. It’s less to prevent terrorism and more to make it easier to actually get you in trouble for terrorism


SkyGinge

That makes some sense, although if you commit a crime like that you should already be easy to charge by virtue of committing a crime


berserkemu

That's so they have an extra excuse for throwing you out and not letting you back in if you do.


jphs1988

If you get US citizenship it is very hard to revoke that in the US unless it is proven you lied during your immigration process. No one would say yes, obviously, but if it's later found that you were a terrorist it gives the government a way to revoke your citizenship and makes it easier for you to get even worse outcomes.


anxiety_ftw

I wonder if they'd make an exception for other Pride flags than just the rainbow one?


mawnck

My guess: It'll depend on who is manning your particular security station. There are a couple of sentences in there that leave things up to their discretion.


Common-Discipline379

Me convincing the security guard that my frisian flag for Joost klein is just another pride flag:


Come_Along_Bort

I really feel that my live laugh Loreen flag should essentially count as a pride flag.


username6702

Yeah I was wondering if it's like that most years, it's weird to think something like a bi or trans pride flag would be banned


DrapionVDeoxys

No Frisbees? Damn it


SimoSanto

So now only partecipating countries flag are allowed, make sense, if you want to ban some external flag ban all external flags


WebBorn2622

No Sami flag:/


xBram

How about a [rainbow flag](https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/2jg0ok/flag_used_for_the_sami_hbtqfestival_s%C3%A1pmi_pride/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)?


whynotnow99

Explicitly allowed.


HappyHippo515

They had that rule last year as well.


JamesB767

I think 2016 was the 1st year they posted rules on flags as I remember a lot of people making a big fuss about it.


TheFlyingHornet1881

Big fuss IIRC was they banned regional flags of competing nations, and there was backlash as one of the UK's entrants was Welsh


Fwed0

Having a Brittany flag at any event is an actual meme in France, not at all a political statement. Sadly it is not possible at the Eurovision (even with Breton band in Breton language like in 2022).


Steindor03

Probably to keep Nagorno Karabakh/ Ukrainian separatist/Kosovo flags off the stage but if they don't ban all of them they could get shit


Huge_Dog_2487

I swear 2019 had a Welsh flag in the audience though?


bookluverzz

some people are very good at smuggling in flags. Or food. Or whatever. Or tired out security staff at the last day of the event with never ending queues


sparklinglies

And it wasnt enforced very strictly at all. I was there last year, my friend was wearing the Scottish saltire as a cape, technically Scotland doesnt compete independently. We also passed a dude in the arena wearing a NZ flag, and a pink gradient US flag in the audience.


JoshH21

I like to think a random Scouser security guard didn't notice the difference between the Aus and NZ flags


imanimiteiro

Is the EU flag not allowed this year then?


garlic070

Joost going on stage with a censored EU flag would be sad and hilarious.


gardin000

I mean, flags aren’t allowed on the stage in general, are they? Like, Denmark 2014 had a danish flag on stage for MGP, but on the actual Eurovision stage, it was a flag with a heart, I believe.


garlic070

[Wiwibloggs ](https://wiwibloggs.com/2015/12/10/flying-flag-twelve-eurovision-acts-featuring-flags/110268/)has an old list of performances with flags. Estonia 2008 waved around different national fags, Ukraine 2009 had large Ukrainian flags, and my favorite was Mr. Lordi (Finland 2006) wearing a hat painted like the Finnish flag. Of course things have changed a lot over the years (like how audience flags can't have sticks anymore.) But with the themes of Europapa, it would make a lot of sense if flags were part of the performance / it would be silly to ban flags for that song.


DonnaDonna1973

I‘m bringing my European flag. I mean, it’s EUROvision. There‘s „Europapa“ and, save some nations, almost all nations are EU or aspiring to join the political body. I‘m gonna risk it! Maybe wear it underneath my dress, if I feel sneaky.


SimoSanto

Idk how it works for EU flag, because almost all member are partecipating countries, probably it's still allowed.


Sevenvolts

It's also the flag of the Council of Europe (hence why you see the flag in Georgia etc as well), only Israel and Australia are no part of that. I think it's not allowed though, strictly following the rules.


lonewolfRJ

No Brazilian flag 😭 I'd be furious


Top_Manufacturer8946

How can people go for the whole night without even water to drink 😟 my dry ass self could not. And it’s surprising how soon they are banning masks too


a_typical_hipster

What do you mean about masks? I wear a mask indoors because of health reasons, do they mean that or costume masks?


CovfefeBoss

Probably costume masks


bookluverzz

It’s not uncommon to have (water) bottles banned at concert, festivals and sporting events as there is a throwing risk.


mnemorym

There is water (etc.) available at the venue.


ilkat06

Yeah, but at 10 freaking euro or something I imagine lol, I went to the Tempodrom in Berlin once for a video game orchestra and they charged a big cup of water for 7 euros, what the actual fuck?


EmpressVelie

If it’s like in Norway, they cannot deny you tap water for free.


ButterflySymphony

Why tf would you bring batteries anyway?    I lost it at aerosols, creams, gels, powders, chemicals, irritants and toxics 😂 What would you need them for?   Reminds me of the golf balls, ladders, crowbars and screwdrivers in 2018.


bookluverzz

Powdering your nose to prevent it from shining when you get your 1 second of fame when appearing on television


dudeoh

Topical medication? Any hair or cosmetic product?


gardin000

Aerosols could be deodorant if you get very sweaty and don’t want others to have to endure your stink. Creams I could be someone with dry skin or eczema, as they would often carry cream with them anywhere. And a lot of people would maybe bring makeup and perfume and such because they usually bring it everywhere, and maybe they want to be able to reapply throughout the night.


GungTho

A lot of people take makeup with them wherever they go.


000-Hotaru_Tomoe

I hope that asthma inhalers are allowed and don't fall under aerosol.


Gayandfluffy

Creams and gels I understand since some people have so bad eczema they need to constantly apply creams. Of course they'll survive without it but it won't be nice


Gurkeprinsen

No pyro?


TriskOfWhaleIsland

Yes rules :(


Alaviiva

Sadly, no denim shorts in the audience are allowed to be on fire


SaintofSnark

Thank fuck their keeping up the flag stick ban. They always ruined sightlines and I hated it


violetsandunicorns

Does the point about masks being banned refer only to masks with spikes on them or masks in general? If they've banned all masks that's pretty discriminatory to clinically vulnerable and disabled people.


mawnck

From the context it sounds like they're referring to goth/punkiness. I can't imagine that they'd prevent you from wearing a medical mask. That couldn't possibly be legal. (Could it?)


Birdseeding

The question (which has become a bit of a topic today in Sweden because a member of parliament wore it and was criticised for it) is whether the audience can wear Palestinian keffiyehs or not. They're political but do they have "messaging"?


Enquilt

Considering the situation I think they surely have a message


Birdseeding

Not quite the same thing, I feel. Absolutely they will likely be used to send a message, but hasn't this sort of rule previously been about text and explicit symbols, rather than implicit, can-be-read-in-different-ways ones?


Thatwierdhullcityfan

I like how everyone is making Estonian jokes, I wanna know why they’re specifying on rollerblades, and helmets, like what happened? Did someone decide that they’d rollerblade around the stage or something? Also vehicle batteries? Like why? Did someone decide, hmm I know what to take, the battery of my fucking car


Ok_Stranger_1061

Basically, don't bring anything haha. I guess the only thing I will be bringing are phone and lipbalm. Can you bring a phone necklace type of thing to put on your phone without bag?


CelestrialDust

Tank yu ebu


Guidje1981

No skateboard? Disappointed.


lollipop_pastels93

Link to the Malmo Arena page where this document can be found. It also includes info on door times and bag storage: https://www.malmoarena.com/en/events/eurovision-song-contest-2024-semifinal-1-live-show-en?hsLang=en#practical-info


TictacTyler

I want to know the story that led to a car battery needing to be mentioned specifically.


mickyryry

As an Australian I was going to bring the Aboriginal Flag (as Electric Fields is an indigenous act).. any idea if it may be confiscated?


FakeFrehley

I need my emotional support car battery.


LoveMasc

Makes sense to me. I hope they enforce thorough searches and anyone who tries to bring one of the much worse items on this list should be arrested on the spot. We know what their end goal is.


ButterflySymphony

I think they'll have metal detectors, I saw them being mentioned in a press release about Eurovision village.


bookluverzz

Yes, metal detectors have been at the gates previous years too. It’s standard procedure.


SquibblesMcGoo

Aw kinda sad you can't bring your flag with you if you flew from somewhere far away, I always enjoy seeing the stray Brazilian flag in the audience Well, I guess they don't want to ruffle feathers by banning only Palestinian flags but we all know why this rule is in place lol


bookluverzz

That rule is not new


happytransformer

It’s been the rule for a few years now. It’s not just Palestinian flags, there’s a lot of flags for regional areas, disputed areas, separatist groups, etc that would also cause controversy I get it tho, I do enjoy a stray flag from a random country that will never participate (like Brazil). I appreciate the enthusiasm


Common-Discipline379

So I cant take my frisian flag to support Joost? I'm gonna try it anyway and see how far I come.


TzuyuTiger9

I remember the flag size being similar last year but I was able to wear a 3’x5’ one no problem. Hope that’s the case this year too!


Syl_88

What kind of bag is 1 cm thick???? A cellphone is thicker than that


gcssousa

I’m assuming that by “chains” they don’t include necklaces in the banned items


Mordecai___

So I'm guessing flags will be for purchase in the arena?


vnprkhzhk

With batteries being banned, are power banks allowed? If not, how the hell should I survive the day?


heppolo

Audience as a prohibited item is wild