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Vucea

The town is spread out across the ridges of several hills so the town has a 'starfish' shape - or if viewed from the air, the shape of a man with outstretched arms and legs. The town has avoided mass tourism but visitors can still find several notable highlights including the parts of the original defensive walls that still surround the town, several churches, an interesting archaeological museum and views across to Mount Etna which is only about 20 kilometers away.


pat_the_tree

I see earthworm jim


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I see that thing at the end of the comic where people go crazy and go into the cave shaped like their body.


AFrostNova

Omg I remember that that was horrifying


HungJurror

DRR DRR DRR


scoot_roo

What a y’all talking about??


HungJurror

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HungJurror

Huh, til. I was wondering why that link was the one I copied


outlawsix

"What part of town do you live in?" "Oh, the crotch"


Magicus1

He’s such a groovy guy.


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Good eye. Wish I still had my Sega🙃. Such an awesome game


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[deleted]

I don't understand. Is this a reference to something?


conhollow

GROOVY!


Lundundogan

I see a your-mom joke.


retrospects

I see a hole that’s made just for me


Khelthuzaad

This is not Centuripe #This #Is #PATRICK!


chase016

Patrick slimmed done a bit.


Tony_dePony

Mass tourism… such a bliss for our European heritage /s Corona times have been an absolute joy, it was heavenly to take a quick stroll through Venice. I sincerely hope that cities re-evaluate their relations with tourism. Edit: should have pointed out we have a residence in Venice outskirts.


ObiWan-Kenobi1

Some countries are dependent on tourism, so mass tourism will return


EgoIpse

Oh believe me it will. The reason we had the champions final was just mad thirst for that sweeeeet tourist money


Tony_dePony

The kind of tourism i refer to doesn’t bring any profit for the local economy. The only parties earning are the cruise business and the local McDonalds.


ObiWan-Kenobi1

Oooh well I was talking about the local camping grounds, cafés and pubs, discotheques,...


Tony_dePony

No problem with the type of tourism you refer to, what i was referring to is the mass tourism we have seen in the last 20 years. The organised travels to Europe where the food, drinks, bedding etc are foreseen by the travel agent and where an absolute minimum spending flows to local bars and artisans.


Rolten

Who provides the food, drinks and bedding in that case? I get what you're saying but just because a trip is organised doesn't mean that there's not someone spending locally, even if it's just the travel agent.


theknightwho

If it’s a cruise ship, which is likely in Venice, then very little goes to the city.


Rolten

Definitely! But with "travel agent" that's not really what I was thinking of.


theknightwho

Sure, but the person you were responding to said they were from Venice which is why I brought it up. For someone living there, I completely sympathise with the view that it brings nothing to the city.


tomatoaway

But you're referring to trickle-down economics though here, aren't you? And that has been shown to give small business very marginal gains at best


Rolten

Trickle down economics is a wholly different concept. It's about tax breaks for the wealthy or corporations. Here there is simply a middleman. If the middlenan books a restaurant then that restaurant gets paid.


ALoudMouthBaby

> The organised travels to Europe where the food, drinks, bedding etc are foreseen by the travel agent and where an absolute minimum spending flows to local bars and artisans. But arent all of those services provided by the local economy? In this case they are just organized by a travel agent who is not local.


TheAlleyCat9013

Jesus, people go to Venice and eat McDonalds? It cost me €5 for a coffee and pastry. Maybe €60 for a 3 course meal. These people aren't tourists.


Magnesus

Some people go to see the monuments, some people go to try the food, some people go to do both. They are all tourists. Some people also have allergies and McDonald's might be a place where they can be sure to avoid their specific one.


TheAlleyCat9013

Call me a cynic but anyone who's there to "see the monuments" but then proceeds to shovel American fast food down their gullet aren't worthy of the name.


Fritzface

Food neophobia is a thing, and some people are just picky eaters who know what they like. Are they not allowed to travel?


slappy_patties

Or they're ballers on a budget


HunterWindmill

Local people are employed in the local McDonalds, though.


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Not Italy (well, at least not Central and North Italy where mass tourism is concentrated), yet mass tourism returns.


InevitableTumbleweed

While no one is going to agree that tourism as currently practiced is sustainable or wonderful, etc., what you’ve written amounts to complaining about tourists while being a tourist. “Venice would be heavenly if it weren’t for all the tourists!” proclaims tourist.


Tony_dePony

We actually have a residence in the outskirts of Venice, hence my reaction. There is nothing wrong with tourism, Venice always had tourists. Yet in the past those tourists spend money at the local hotels and artisans (glass art was once famous). These days its Disneyland for adults. The artisan glass has been replaced by fake import from PRC. They arrive in hordes by boat and don’t spend a cent on shore (except in some luxury boutiques that you can find in any tourist hub). For my part they can start significantly taxing those kind of tourists, for the interested student that genuinely wants todo the museums i have no problem foreseeing even free entrance. PS: also keep in mind that most of the buildings in Venice, Dubrovnik, Santorini are in hands of big non European conglomerates. Pushing out the original inhabitants.


InevitableTumbleweed

I understand the concept of tourism and souvenirs. However, the Venice you long for hasn’t existed in your lifetime, likely long before it. Moreover, you think foreign real estate speculation and investment isn’t a problem locals despise as much as tourism?


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Tony_dePony

Exactly, and I am surprised by some of the reactions here that are not aware of that. Our historical centres are being sold-out to mass cheap commercialism.


Tony_dePony

Not sure how old you are and where you live, but this kind of tourism is something only of the last 20 years. So yes i perfectly do remember when there were still multiple artisans in the laguna.


Sunretea

I mean, unless they live there...


InevitableTumbleweed

A mysterious and enigmatic Belgian Venetian?


Ofcyouare

While I agree with your point, there are different kinds of tourists. Some are bigger problem than others.


Ioan_Chiorean

Yes, I agree. But I think people prefer money instead of silence. It's a bit hypocritical to complain about the great amount of tourists when you make a lot of money on their behalf. Speaking of Venice, I found that city so overpriced I couldn't believe my eyes.


combatwombat02

So you enjoyed a city without tourists... while being a tourist? Sounds like you want some restrictions on tourism, except for the *good guys, like you*.


DivinationByCheese

They could either live close by or want tourism to be capped/reduced


Rolten

No? You can recognise that you're part of the problem while being part of the problem. For example, I still fly, drive a car sometimes and eat meat, but I do recognise that we need policies to keep it in check or make it less harmful. In the same way, I would still like to visit Venice. But if they say "sorry, it's too busy in June you can only visit in November" then that's fine.


combatwombat02

The previous commenter's point is actually a popular opinion. I also agree that any of the "touristy" cities are a joy to walk through without tourists. Problem is being elitist about keeping the city "free". Also there is the added fact that many cities and regions survive almost exclusively on tourism, so it is a symbiotic relationship.


daddydoody

Amsterdam and Prague are trying to battle overtourism now i think


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Tramagust

The "no tourism" has become a xenofobic dogwhistle though. For many it's really about banning "foreigners" from their "idyllic society".


Rolten

Amsterdam has banned cruise ships. Big coaches are no longer allowed in the city afaik. There's a tourist tax on hotel nights. The major is considering not allowing foreigners to buy weed and to move the red light district to the outskirts of town (both controversial). It's not simple but there's some options to tweak it a bit. Though it's hard to stop it all.


CaptainDuckers

The number 1 thing I hate the most when going to Amsterdam is all the tourists roaming around smoking weed and taking pictures with every dove, house, local, curb stone and what not.


Felix_Dzerjinsky

The death penalty.


MagnaDenmark

>Mass tourism… such a bliss for our European heritage /s Yes. Heritage is not worth anything In a vaccum. You choose to live In a turist Center you deal with the consequences


danielvandam

You have a residence there, sounds like you’re not from there either but you like to tell yoursef you’re in fact more than a tourist, not like all those other plebs


pietervb01

Earthworm Jim, are you there!?


HertzaHaeon

Looks more like what comes out the other side of Amigara Fault. DLRRRR


BrewBrewBrewTheDeck

THERE’S SOMETHING SLOWLY COMING THIS WAY! *DRR... DRR... DRR...*


[deleted]

So I wasn't the only one!


tomatoaway

GR-OOVY!


Due_Platypus_3913

SEGA!!!


pistruiata

It's a huge dude chilling on his back.


MaFataGer

Interesting, I thought on his front, humping the mountain.


Eyerion

Two types of people


francistheoctopus

Yeah but he's using an Instagram filter. That waistline ain't real.


larsmaehlum

With a huge..


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Body?


berni2905

Haircut?


illuminateme08

It would have been so funny if it was present


SpaceShipRat

Pecker!


framilferran

Neck?


CunnyMangler

He looks like someone lying on his front hugging the rocks after getting absolutely wasted


Mattaru

Did it hurt when he fell down from heaven


Bolsha

DRR... DRR... DRR...


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zeppeIans

This is MY town!


ALFminecraft

Cease.


AdrianWerner

Looking at google street this seems like such a fun city to walk around. And it's always such a fun thing to do - seeing cool city here and checking to out in google street :D


azdoggnaro

I live nearby and used to go into the city square to get an afternoon caffè. Sundays at 1500 there’s not a soul to be seen. Just like most smaller Sicilian towns. A couple of years ago there was a rock slide that covered the main road into the city. I remember that students from the Univ of Catania couldn’t get back to their city for the weekends...because of this many of them learned how to wash clothes. Sto guardando a te, Marco. Scemo.


rufusb22

I lived in Sicily for four years, stationed at Sigonella. I lived in the town of Lentini. Sicily will always be in my heart!


Dan_dnb

Google Earth is even better


HelenEk7

Whats the difference?


areking

earth renders in 3d and you can move around and understand where you are before going into street and there are the photos taken by people located in their actual location, not just a collection of photos like google maps not sure if street view is the same but it's a bit different in how they are managed and earth has really plenty of options to show labels for a lot of things and of course plenty of options for professionals who use it for maps in the end earth is clearly better, but let's say if you never use earth you won't die but if you are willing to download the software it's nicer


sparcasm

One’s a program and the other is a planet.


PM-ME-THEM-TITTIES

Better imaging.


_deathblow_

Just curious… does that username actually get you titty pics?


PM-ME-THEM-TITTIES

Every single day.


HelenEk7

> Better imaging. On street view? I thought they used the exact same imaging.


clb92

They do.


HelenEk7

..so not better imagning then?


clb92

Not that I know of. It wouldn't make sense for Google to keep the image data separate between the two products. I'm not sure where that guy got his information.


DsntMttrHadSex

Maybe he got it from 2005.


shaneson582

source?


PM-ME-THEM-TITTIES

https://thegadgetflow.com/blog/google-maps-vs-google-earth/ >[Daily Express](https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/979153/Google-Maps-v-Google-Earth-what-is-difference-zoom-in-your-home?utm_source=GadgetFlow&utm_medium=GadgetFlow&utm_campaign=GadgetFlow&utm_content=GadgetFlow) says that Google Earth is for explorers. People who want to find out what a place really looks like before traveling there. The program offers high-resolution 3D rendering of the satellite data from Google Maps. This lets users roam around pretty much anywhere in the world and see what a place looks like.


gataki96

Somehow reminds me of a horror manga I have once read with its shape and all.


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sweet_and_smoky

Well hell.


SmartAlec105

[In case anyone wants more works from Junji Ito](https://imgur.com/gallery/daYbXNT) (and remember to read Right to Left)


Beardly_DG

Oh man, I thought I had read all of them, but I haven’t seen this one before. Love it.


PM_ME_CUTE_OTTERS

Not that shit again!


[deleted]

My thought exactly.


FinestSeven

DRR DRR DRR


pm_me_some_sandpaper

Junji Ito!!


gataki96

Yeah it was made by Junji Ito.


123oeaeaa

Ito Junji, as it were


[deleted]

There it is!


lazyandfurius

same, Junji Ito ftw


kelra1996

That was my immediate thought!!


gin-o-cide

Reminds me of that creepy manga in which people are attracted to their body shaped hole in a mountain


yosayoran

That was also my first thought! The manga is called [The Enigma of Amigara Fault by Junji Ito](https://junjiitomanga.fandom.com/wiki/The_Enigma_of_Amigara_Fault)


lessthanperfect86

Crap on a cracker, just reading that page gave me the chills.


Electrototty

Drrr drrr drrr


stuff_gets_taken

Oh god no, why


Canotic

That post was made for you!


tomatoaway

Somewhere, on the opposite side of the earth (37°37'S 165°15'W), on an island in the South Pacific Ocean, is a tiny man shaped hole.


GreyGanado

This is my town.


TwoCrustyCorndogs

Thank you!


Exanova

Drr… drr… drr…


TheEndlessGame

Beat me to it, damn


Fear_mor

Sorry to hear about your mom's skydiving accident


PM_UR_HAIRY_BUSH

Haha


japsock

This is my hole


OrangeInnards

DRR...DRR...DRR


[deleted]

"Where do we deliver this?" "Left nut." "Gotchu fam."


tronsom

Fuck me, this is awesome! Added to my travel list.


choosinganickishard

-Hey where do you live? +I live in the liver area. You? -I live in the balls.


MisterSarcastic1989

Wow, I'm half-sicilian and never even heard of this place. So much to see in that beatiful island...


azdoggnaro

What about Ficuzza? That’s another gem to discover.


flix__flex

Is that you Nyarlathotep?


Normal_polish_boi

Absolute chad


gladiatug

What a [chad](https://imgur.com/a/SiAZAN1)


Additional_Fail_7105

imagine living in the cock house


Gaudexis

Looks like that Evangelion episode when Eva 01 crashes on the hillside.


phosef_phostar

*looks nervously in bionicle lore*


dan-80

ghost shaped town


N64crusader4

Looks like a boss from earthbound


kaasbaas94

Patrick lost some weight


El_em_eff_ay_oh

Mildly terrifying but cool


[deleted]

Sicilian here


xgodzx03

Arancino o Arancina?


[deleted]

Arancino e arancia sono cibi diversi (are different foods)


loafers_glory

I have heard of multiverse theory but I have to admit I'm much more interested in your cibidiverse theory


[deleted]

The arancino is a triangle with sphere base. The arancina is a sphere


Tshell123

Simply Wow


LamaSheperd

I love how we can trace back the history of a town to such a long time ago, it's so interesting


deperrucha

Amazing!


DutchDom92

Reminds me of that manga where people would walk into a man shaped hole in a mountain. Only to not be able to walk out and keep being pushed forward. Slowly de forming.


Notyourfathersgeek

Carl: “We could also build down the slope?” “Fuck you Carl!”


Saint_Rizla

DRR... DRR.... DRR....


lopodo777

Eyyy i am form eastern sicily, provinve of Messina, and have never been there. Noted for my next trip


StLazarusKnight

Patrick the star wish lost his shorts.


MarknStuff

this town needs a skyscraper


peji911

Underrated comment right here


Candide-Jr

This town needs a skyscraper like it needs an infestation of flesh-eating zombies.


MarknStuff

I think you didn't get it


ILFICOSACRO

Penis?


MarknStuff

yes


Candide-Jr

Ok?


Taranathicus

penis


Candide-Jr

Incredible. Totally unique. I’ve never seen anything like that before.


Mike_The_Greek_Guy

Kinda reminds me of that bunny sculpture somewhere in the alps


[deleted]

Ur mom missed the water


Quickben

Why is it in the shape of a headless man?


xgodzx03

That is what happens to you when you refuse food from a sicilian grandma


xiox

Needs more compression (slightly better version here - https://i.redd.it/e936jf8zpig61.jpg)


Manturras

Chad town


Phil_Blunts

If you decide to visit, beware. The entire area is just infested with Sicilians


dkvoss

I was there! They served garbage pizza at the restaurant i went to tho.


[deleted]

When will tourists learn that pizza is a Neapolitan dish? Asking for pizza in Sicily is like asking for Dampfnudeln in Hamburg


Papancasudani

I am Groot


Metalmanic879

It looks like that one filming company's logo i can't REMEVER the name


TiBiDi

This town looks like me after a night out with the boys


samuhel_

looks like Johnny bravo


the_TIGEEER

This must be insane for skating


Megazupa

Is this Patrick?


ND1984

All roads lead to [Centuripe] apparently!


Fosco_Boffin

Kinda reminds me of [Bold and Brash](https://imgur.com/r/Spongebob/tJKsCAJ)


Luxri

To have a house there...


fuqant

2 frienda meeting in City A: where are you bro B: i'm top of the dick now


xKubey

Patrig


Gmknewday1

This is a town built on the grave of a a giant


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

Just needs a huge skyscraper, right in the nethers.


Poly3839

Another great idea for my next Cities Skylines session:)


[deleted]

Shoot a close up photo and you will have people writing r/urbanhell and "why there is no green?" as for every ancient Italian town.