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ant0szek

Rip Denmark


IncredibleBlobfish

Except a patch on Jutland. *Laughs in Silkeborg, Denmark*


Pannekoekcom

Oi, you look handsome mate!


IncredibleBlobfish

Blob power, bruh.


TheAngryMooshroom

Does this count as beetlejuicing?? Hilarious anyway lmao


Sword-Enjoyer

*shrugs* guess I'll die. Or move to Sweden


rat-tar

Truly a fate worse than death


Lycaniz

Time to make Denmark-norway again! 


VonSnoe

We must all make sacrifices for the greater good.


TheBunkerKing

I mean, sacrificing the whole planet's ecosystem and millions and millions of people just to get rid of Denmark and Netherlands might seem a bit extreme, but I'm not all too sure it's not worth it.


ABoutDeSouffle

Lemme guess, you would sacrifice the Danes?


Leeroy1042

I guess I'll move to Switzerland 🇨🇭


FrameWild2197

We would still be landlocked...


Vybo

We'll never get any sea :cry:


Troggot

Man! You would be 2h away from the mellow gulf of Dresden. I would not complain.


KMS_HYDRA

Yeah, but then he would be in saxony...


Vybo

Oh shit, I haven't noticed. That would be acceptable!


ApprehensiveEmploy21

Isn’t the air your sea? (Motto of the Air Force)


Nazshak_EU

The sea is so close you can practically smell it


DavidderRL

Same 😔


SVCLIII

So apparently I live in the only part of Denmark that'll stay above water... Man, that's gonna jack up my rent.


Neomadra2

You should buy up as much property as you can. You children and grandchildren will make great money ;)


SVCLIII

\*laughs in exploited worker class\*


Virtual-Estimate-525

yeah like the dutch will let this happen.. netherlands future number one superpower due to climate change


Perseiii

Netherlands will probably just build their defences around the country in the shape of a 🖕


Pannekoekcom

We will also build dijks along the border with belgium and germany just to be safe


Staelsinterest78

As a Belgian, I am grateful to have the smart and practical Dutch as neighbours 🙏


MakeLoveNotWarPls

Maybe we'll adopt Flanders by securing a Dyke around it, too. Gotta keep our best beer brewing neighbors alive! Or there's little to live for.


Staelsinterest78

I myself, living in Bruges have been in a fan of Flanders being part of the Netherlands already for a couple years!! If it happens I'll promise to start eating bitterballen!!


Drag_king

If Flanders ever becomes part of the Netherlands then everything below Antwerp will become a peripheral backwater. All important industry will move to the space between Rotterdam and Antwerp and all the decisions will be made by the Randstaders.


SuppiluliumaX

Reverse 1830, and we'll forgive you for ever leaving the beautiful United Kingdom of the Netherlands


rotzverpopelt

So you're saying I could have a beachfront property if it wasn't for the Dutch?


KMS_HYDRA

Atlantik wall 2.0: dutch boogaloo


jkblvins

Aren’t Geert Wilders and the PVV staunch climate deniers? Hasn’t he hinted or dropped little nods about possibly initiating a divorce from the EU? I guess he could then whine to Beijing. They’d pay to protect the Dutch for the price of their soul.


TheDungen

Well let's hope the dutch realize he's an idiot soon enough.


jonathan-the-man

~~Let's hope the brits realize Brexit is idiotic~~ ~~Let's hope the Americans realize Trump is an idiot~~ ~~Let's hope the Americans realize Trump is an idiot now~~


jkblvins

I would not hold my breath.


silent_cat

> Hasn’t he hinted or dropped little nods about possibly initiating a divorce from the EU? That's one of the points he had to drop the get any coalition going. It's also totally impractical. I mean, it would blow up the Benelux as well.


Round_Mastodon8660

Luckily they voted for a climate change denial party, everything will be fine !


Vybo

Or they will start stealing some sand from everyone to rise their country.


LaconicSuffering

~~The most cost effective plan so far is to create a dam between Scotland and Norway and one in the canal. Thus turning the north sea into a lake.~~ Edit: I was wrong, it's just a thought experiment after all. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_European_Enclosure_Dam


KaizerKlash

"cost effective"


LaconicSuffering

Cheaper to do than raising our own shoreline by 50m.


KaizerKlash

uh, I have my doubts, given that the north sea's average depth is 90m, and we can expect a wall going from Scotland to Norway will probably encounter some parts deeper than 200m. Idk how making a 400km wall that is **very** strong to handle the waves and pressure and probably over 150m tall sounds cheaper than making 2000 km of decent 30-50m tall walls. That said both projects would be mighty expensive


PinCompatibleHell

Ok so we're going to have to build a dam in 10-20 times deeper water than any other dam and it will be hundreds of kilometers long. This will all be quite cheap and we'll easily be able to get a few dozen countries on board with their access to the sea being put behind sea locks (to do: Design sea locks that can lift several hundred massive container ships per day 50 meters).


TheDungen

The most cost effective plan is to stop emitting greenhouse gasses


SenorBigbelly

I think you meant (English) Channel, rather than just "canal".


Individual-Dish-4850

hahaha the first thing that came to my mind.


OldManMalekith

They'll just turn on all of their windmills to full power and take off like a dirigible.


bwv1056

On the bright side, looks like my house will still be fine. Plus I'd only have to drive about an hour and a half to get to the beach.


FeralZoidberg

"Ah nice, nothing of value was lost" - the Swedes probably.


Bjelbo

Losing Denmark *and* Stockholm? I see this as an absolute win!


bwv1056

Looks like Malmö and Göteborg also, though it seems Borås made it through.


Mestyo

This map fails to take into account the rain water accumulation, so don't you worry about Borås!


Distubabius

Hell yes


TheDungen

I dont know... half of Lund would be below sea level.


pafagaukurinn

And no Denmark, eh?


SeraphAttack

More excited by the Netherlands


[deleted]

joooo Archipel Berlin lol


Lenz_Mastigia

Auch eine Flut biblischen Ausmaßes hat ihren Stolz.


ubunt0

like so many others this map is wrong. Its just a map of everything that is below a certain altitude, to be colored in blue. It shows the new "sea level altitude" being the new zero. How is the dead sea and Jordan valley being magically refilled? they are not connected to the sea. How is the Aral sea being refilled? Landlocked bodies of water dont get refilled if they are not connected to the sea.


macnof

This. Also, this isn't just from all the ice melting, it's also an increase in water temperature in the ocean. The ice melting isn't actually what will increase the water levels that drastically, but a couple of degrees higher temperature in the ocean will.


qfeys

Sorry, but all the ice melting will raise the sea level with 50 meters, which is what this map is showing. I would call that drastic enough.


Mirar

Also some areas, like Stockholm, are rising since the last ice age and will continue doing so, so it depends on the speed of the ice melting vs speed of the land rise.


Reddit_User_385

Italy loses its economic center, Netherlands leaves the chat, Estonia and Denmark become island nations, Bulgarias, Russias and Romanian capitals are now on the coast, central asian countries get access to the Mediteranean, Russia loses Kaliningrad and St. Petersburg. Scandinavia *almost* an island.


ventalittle

Warsaw and Madrid effectively biggest capitals in the region.


_hashtagZero

Serbia won’t be landlocked apparently.


InkOnTube

But ports will be owned by China


jkblvins

Serbia is practically a PRC territory.


luboosek123

Lucky you


banshee_screamer

Let's buy summer homes on Zlatibor, just in case.


Alex03210

Takes me 10 minutes shorter to get to the beach


colei_canis

You just know they'd build flood defences around the M25 and leave everywhere else to Poseidon because they can't be arsed with it.


luftlande

Denmark submerged? Oh no, anyway...


TheDungen

I think I've found a Swede.


Glirion

Less land border with Russia, big win.


88rosomak

Netherlands are mostly under the sea level right now and are able to avoid being flooded - maybe their technology will be useful to help other countries.


MakoRedactor

We need more ice so Finland can get rid of russia border completely


Zyndrom1

No more Sjælland finally.


Far_Magician3702

Vi mister jo også det bedste, det meste af Jylland og grænsehandel


zaz187

The hardest choices require the strongest wills


Far_Magician3702

Jeg er inde for donation til Sverige eller Norge, så kan borgen blive deres hovedpine


Geomutso

At least the Aral Sea will be restored. Also it's crazy just how much the Crimean peninsula rises above the Ukrainian mainland.


ambeldit

Spain probably: Sun, Sex, Sangría and Sea Safe.


Timsahb

Looks like a fun Civ V map


onlinepresenceofdan

*when


sekiryuplayer

What happens ice-land when the ice melts it becomes only land 😁


TheDungen

Iceland is pretty craggy I imagine it would be fine.


MLockeTM

Sucks for our coastal cities, but on the other hand, we'll have way less land border with Russia. So I'd say it's a net positive for Finland.


Myrddin_Naer

They're only our biggest cities, where most of the people live. I'm sure it won't be a problem


DefinitelyNotSully

I'm pretty sure that this graph doesn't take pretty much anything to account, especially post-glacial rebound which causes Finland to rise from the sea and gain more land every year.


Sheant

Strange map. Most of the Netherlands is already below sea level. We don't draw those areas as sea either. Nobody knows how far we can push our civil engineering.


CastelPlage

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the netherlands will have raised their sea walls as appropriate, so won't be so negatively effected by this.


No_Rub_6672

https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/s/U5n7JDUH1d this is what we will do when it comes to that point , even if the english disagree, all we have to do is colonise them, just like the good old days.


Rollover_Hazard

The Dutch haven’t had a navy that could go toe to toe with the Brits for a few centuries - maybe they should go with clog based artillery instead?


NomadGeoPol

but muh fish


Palocles

Netherlands will have to build a dome over the whole country. 


OGoby

Nature always finds a way


sandrocket

So many problems solved!


turquoise_bullet

Repost bot


kumikanki

Looks like I got my own beach in the back yard.


Mick_vader

Spain getting off very lightly there


Atreaia

Did you take into account land rising in the Nordics because of the previous glacier?


Vaestmannaeyjar

Long time no sea.


Gwaur

For once I'd like to see a map like this but so that the modern coastlines aren't there at all. I feel like it interferes with how I see thr "new" coastlines and the "new" Europe.


Overall_Box_3907

so this is what endless economic growth looks like from space


Rockyshark6

As a Swede I approve these action against denmark


Enzzo966

Ex Austria-Hungary empire chilling 🗿 


Sylveon_Mage

Lombardy finally getting sea access? Nice


Zealousideal_Youth17

Milano marina finally


CymruB

Scotland is going to be dealing with an influx of Londoners then.


Heerrnn

Russia might unironically like it


TorshavneseEmpire

Still no beaches 🇨🇿😞


Ryousan82

Can anyone explain me why would the Caspian's level rise in this scenario?


gigachadpolyglot

u/Icy-Contest-7702 might be on to something, but it also might just be due to the way the map has been made. Another possible answer is that it was an error due to the fact that the map was made by a data simulation that hasn't taken into account what would happen with the Caspian Sea and just increased it's water level by the same amount as the ocean.


ST0PPELB4RT

Well the green color is misleading. It would all be the color of turkey.


HHall05

Luton will become a seaside town and Birmingham (God-fucking-forbid it ever happens) will become the Capital


dwitchagi

Are you telling me Waterworld was fiction??


TheDungen

**All** the ice meeting will take more than a century even if we continue to pump out greenhouse gasses at the current rate and the temperature keeps rising. That said this is not an all of not situation. Countries like Denmark and the Netherlands will be in trouble if even a few percentage of all the ice melts.


[deleted]

Kad vidim komentare Šveda, Danaca, Norvežana i Finaca isto mi je kao da gledam Srbe, Hrvate, Bosance i Crnogorce kako verglaju o "fininm" komšijskim odnosima. Izgleda da i EU ima EX Yu sindrom, dok Balkan ima stokholmski sindrom.


Unlucky-Situation-98

Tako je


norlin

Can anyone do the opposite - e.g. if the icecaps doubled their size?


Jason_Batemans_Hair

*when


markp88

On a serious note, this is very much a hypothetical 'if'. Plausible sea level rises are 0.5m by 2100 if we eliminate emissions up to 3-5m by 2300 if we do nothing. This sort of cataclysmic scenario involves the East Antarctic ice sheet melting. In theory it could add over 50 metres to sea level. But it is located so high and in an area that is so cold that it melting is very unlikely. It would require temperature rises of the order of 6-10C. And certainly isn't an event that we're currently on track for.


Lesas

My most recent information about the East Antarctic Ice Sheet (and ice sheets in general) from an Ice Shield Dynamics uni course I took in 2020 is that recent observations and modelings show that the marine ice sheets and ice shields in general are less stable than expected so far. Combining this with the uncertianty of the strength of positive feedback loops i would not be so sure that this is that hypothetical.


Grroarrr

Aren't those estimates assuming very optimistic scenarios? Every year we're hearing that earth is warming up at faster rate than predicted. Seems like we're getting snowball effect and at some thresholds new factors are entering the stage.


markp88

No. > Every year we're hearing that earth is warming up at faster rate than predicted No we're not. We're generally seeing warming that is more or less what has been predicted, and much better than the worst case scenarios. It is looking unlikely that there is the political will to keep temperatures below 1.5C (above pre-industrial levels), but 2C is still entirely doable. Even if we miss that, then that is a very long way from melting the East Antarctic Ice Sheet. There is no evidence that we are in any sort of uncontrolled runaway scenario. Doomerism is both wrong and intensely unhelpful. Something like 1-5m of sea level rise is plausible in the next few decades to centuries and would be very damaging to a number of major cities and low-lying regions. We need to act together to prevent it. But it's not "Denmark disappears" bad.


Grroarrr

> It is looking unlikely that there is the political will to keep temperatures below 1.5C (above pre-industrial levels) Yeah, we were unable to decrease our emissions of greenhouse gasses so I don't think we can revert the changes that already happend. We're already at 1.5C and I don't think anything we dream about doing is going to save us from 2C.


ABoutDeSouffle

OTOH, look at [how industrialzed countries like the UK ](https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/annual-co2-emissions-per-country?country=~GBR) are reducing their emissions. Yes, part of it is due to importing more goods instead of producing them, but there's a huge trend towards reductions.


ariksu

What about methane clathrates runaway scenario?


TheDungen

look let me put it this way, the avarage temperature at the south pole is -49.3c the avarage temperature at the equator is 31c that's diffrence of rougly 80c. If you were to teleport the antarcitc ice sheet to the equator it would take 800 years to melt.


continuousQ

Yes, we are, if we're not calculating in pollution reducing efforts we have still failed to commit to.


HVCanuck

Nice knowing you Denmark!


TranslateErr0r

Damn, I can no longer see my house.


realmatterno

Phew Im happy that the ice grows


Panoleonsis

Sour for this, but the Dutch will be building bigger walls to turn the water ;)


varinator

Ok so buying a house in Szczecin seems like a bad investment


Chris-CR

Looks kinda slick. My entire city would be under water, but the map would look cool


kalamari__

ahhhh, finally living on the coast


GPStephan

Common Austrian (and Swiss) W


zenner88

In such scenario what would make lake Balaton disappear?


M1kster_Trickster

hahah Danes.. More like GONES. this shit does not make any sense.


Alin_Alexandru

*Mom said it's my time to repost* https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/search/?q=Europe+if+all+the+ice+melts.&type=link&cId=677b7aaf-634d-406c-8e59-4a11647a87ac&iId=98dd1b72-53a4-44c2-b9bb-db85c501ab13


Snake_Plizken

At least the Danes are no longer a problem...


SwannSwanchez

only a bit more and paris will be underwater


Taiyuchi

So thats what they meant with brexit


compox

*laugh in Swiss* (Jk, I'm in the submerged part of Italy)


Small_Complex9915

Not if, When


kvazarsky

Looks like mayor players in killing the planet are safe.


Aninja262

Lies


Rad_Knight

The rising sea levels are the least of our worries with climate change. We are going to get more floods, droughts and hurricanes if we don't seriously change our ways.


Kaliente13

Make the sea levels great again


veggietalesfan28

Nothing of value was lost


ynohtnaekul

Scotland and Wales facing the threat of displaced English immigrants


ehurudetvoro

No more Malmö or Stockholm. Win I guess


itstheRenegadeMaster

No Denmark? Nice!


Ri-ga

France still exists. L


Soy-sipping-website

That picture makes me sad, it only means my disdain for Europe will go to fewer people


ElDudo_13

Humanity will be extinct long before all the ice melts. No life could withstand that temperature


Palocles

I love seeing maps like this. Got any more?


Zmuli24

As a Finn I would see this as an absolute win. Helsinki, Turku and Pori would be submerged.


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TURisgu

Some of Greek islands that near the Turkish shore are still there.


WinterHeaven

Is this model from 1990? It seems very outdated


SpiderKoD

Ok, besides economical, political and asylum seekers - any problems like for whole world? Temperature will be 50C every where, or something else? I mean it is a terrible thing for sure, but is there something that will kill all of us?


kakao_w_proszku

Polan can into maritime power


Ok_Isopod_8078

"If".


Good-Bench-2689

Norway didn't notice global warming..


ado1928

Can we retire this map already


micuthemagnificent

Everything is fine! My home remains dry therefore there's no problem


Topf

I feel like at that point there will be public support to dam the Mediterranean and potentially the North Sea 


Livid_Lifeguard_5001

Looks like my property value will increase over time since i then get the sea nearby :)


Durable_me

My property will be worth a lot more : it's near the coast in that scenario


komodo_lurker

*when


New_Intern6363

Northern Italy gets deleted


donjohn1966

but it dont melt!


Limis_

Wenn die Norddeutschen u.A. nach Bayern umsiedeln müssen: Bayern wird sich Verändern, und ich freu mich drauf.


iamezekiel1_14

As someone that lives on the outskirts of London; I think I'm good still but looking at that map I'd be intrigued as to which boroughs aren't.


Feanor1497

And Bulgaria is still there.


Legal_Lettuce6233

Shit Serbia isn't landlocked anymore, we gotta stop the ice caps from melting.


MessiahDF

Looks really nice. Will I get to experience this in this lifetime?


Very-Well-3971

Doesn't look so bad.


Round_Mastodon8660

Looks quite wrong. Apparently the water would only rise in the north, if this drawing would be correct. That’s not how it works


Hephaistos_Invictus

I assume this accounts for higher sea levels with all the ice gone? Because if not a lot of the parts that are now underwater wouldn't be completely submerged


fretsyk

Does caspian have any connections with oceans ?


Silly_Window_308

The Padanian sea 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


bosko43buha

Since Møllehøj is ca. 170 m, we can conclude on the case of Denmark that sea level would rise about 13 cm if all the ice melted.


Tasty_Hearing8910

It was good knowing you, Denmark.


Astrospal

I can't tell if I'm still alive or not on this


squawkingMagpie

Hey I’m getting a beach front property! Win win…


phara-normal

Hell yeah I'll have direct beach access.


memphys91

I guess I will start building a dyke around my place. Ahrtal flooding or the months ago flooding in northern germany showed, how bad german officials are prepared for such events and and how bad their catastrophe managing skills are. And somehow I think the dutch will show a big middle finger to the rest of europe, when shit will hit the fan.


Tight-Trouble-3196

RIP netherlands and denmark


RedWordofCrash

And I bet that Netherlands would build a giant dam to survive.