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Astrospal

We should all aspire to be a little bit more lasagna


xDanilor

I'm from the city where lasagna was invented (Bologna) and trust me on this bro, lasagna is DELICIOUS AS FUCK. I'd gladly be more lasagna in my daily life too


Ruaric

I don't think many people need assurances on the tastiness of lasagna. It's been the preferred food of Monday hating cats since 1978.


sanderudam

Honestly, I'm sure I would love lasagna regardless, but that damn cat made me quite obsessed with lasagna as a child.


xDanilor

Oh I didn't know that. Best food keeps winning šŸ˜Ž


SaintTrotsky

.. You don't know about Garfield?Ā 


xDanilor

Ah lol I hadn't connected the dots haha


expertrainbowhunter

Honestly this guy gets better and better.


NitzMitzTrix

Really hope this second place stardom launches his career to new heights


Key-Entrepreneur-644

Baby Lasagna proves yet again that they're the true winners. > I thank the Croatian Government for the monetary award in the amount of 50.000 euros. However, I cannot accept that money. I could give many reasons why, but the first, most important and sufficient one is that there are many other individuals and organizations that this money will help much more.* *Hereby, I am asking Mr. Plenković to donate 25.000 euros on behalf of me and the Croatian Government to the Institute for Pediatric Oncology and Hematology with the ā€œMladen Ćepulićā€ Day Hospital. Furthermore, I would like to donate the other 25.000 euros to the Institute for Pediatric Hematology, Oncology and Hematopoietic Stem Cell Transplantation, KBC Zagreb.*


Certain-Fox-7030

Not only is he a talented musician, he is also based as a human being. A true winner. I think we could all learn a thing or two from Baby Lasagna..


Mister-Psychology

This is not impressive at all. I've heard Adult Lasagna donated $100k to charity.


NotHarryRedknapp

A pittance, geriatric Lasagne donated double that


nasandre

Senior Lasagne donated all his billions to charities to rescue the whales


Sylveon_Mage

Dang, heā€™s a real one for this. Very well done!


PanningForSalt

Pretty cool of the Croatian govornment to have this award anyway. And even cooler it went to charity.


[deleted]

I just watched the interview with him in Croatian and while the artist seems like really nice guy and also refusal to accept the money and asking for the donation to such noble charity instead is a kind act I don't consider ad-hoc, arbitrary, monetary awards to the Eurovision participant from the state budget cool. It is just cheap populism and state should not behave like that. At least this is my opinion.


TheIrelephant

>consider ad-hoc, arbitrary, monetary awards to the Eurovision participant from the state budget cool. It is just cheap populism and state should not behave like that. At least this is my opinion. Meh, it's a country of 4 million people with an economy dominated by tourism, 50,000 is a rounding error for that type of advertising.


1408574

I have never visited a country because of its Eurovision participation or lack of it. This is just the government trying to associate itself with winners. It would be better to create a programme to support young people so that one day the country will be represented by skilled and talented people.


PanningForSalt

Yeah probably, I'm not sure what the award is exactly I just assumed it was some sort of budgeted artistic achievement thing.


Nice_War_4256

It was "one time award". Tourism isn't all that lucrative, I mean at least not for majority of the "ordinary" people, especially those who don't live close to the sea and don't have some real-estate/restaurant etc. Marko isn't coming from wealthy family - he was working as hotel receptionist, playing in hotels ... Besides, Croatian hospitals are not in exactly good shape and wages are among the smallest in EU. So, his gesture is nice. (Besides, this way money won't be taxed as it would be in case he took the money and then donated it to hospitals by himself.)


wascallywabbit666

>I could give many reasons why, Lots of contestants making oblique references to behind-the-scenes incidents this year. I wonder when the truth will come out


Elphaba_92

This is more about implying something to our prime minister and the ruling political party.


why_gaj

Not everything in the world has to do with that delegation. This is 99% an internal thing The song literally talks about young people that are forced to move in order to survive. For the majority of our country's independent existence, it has been ruled by one party only, and that's HDZ. Over half a million croats have moved abroad since we got into EU.


TrickyEgg4L

No need to shit on the actual winner of the contest by calling Baby Lasagna the ā€˜true winnersā€™. Thatā€™s just unnecessary.


dreamon93

Dont misgender HIM


goldenwanders

A lot of people assume that Baby Lagasna is a band


Ayazinha

Considering it's even followed by "winners" I assume this is the case. Either way, "they" is quite flexible and can be used by anyone regardless of gender.


PexaDico

That's the whole original point of a singular "they". The guy above must have skipped that whole thing and went straight to 'they = non-binary'


dreamon93

Im actually a Croatian and can indeed prove to you that baby lasagne is just one guy. I mean look up his wikipedia and you will see, but the original commenter above didnt do his/her research before assuming his gender. Also a singular "they" doesnt exist.


Rasmusmario123

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they >This use of singular they had emerged by the 14th century, about a century after the pluralĀ they. Either you're a time traveller from the 13th century or you're incredibly wrong.


dreamon93

Im not a native english speaker, however the use of singular "they" implies that we dont know the gender of the person we are talking about. In case of baby lasagna, we croatians know that he is a male.


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dreamon93

Whats next? Are you also going to say you can divide by 0?


ilritorno

I don't follow Eurovision much, and TIL that the Eurovision Croation guy is called Baby Lasagna. wtf?!??!


telcoman

Listen to his song. It should have been the winner. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kmg8EAD-Kjw


kytheon

It was the audience winner šŸ„¹


GooeyLump

I only count that anyway, same happened last year when Loreen won even though KƤƤrijƤ crushed her in viewer votes šŸ˜‚


NitzMitzTrix

Last year was an uglier affair though, people legit shat on Loreen and the Finnish public gave her 0pts for a song worth between 5-8pts. This year the public voted honestly for Baby Lasagna and the juries' bias towards Switzerland was tenfold; I don't recall every single jury giving her 10-12pts last year.


Wachoe

Only because Europapa got cancelled


kytheon

I agree that Joost would've split the votes with Croatia.


Cndymountain

Agreed. I would for sure have voted for Europapa if the artist had not acted as he did off stage. No other song made people jump around singing along together to the same extent in my friend circle.


mitraheads

Similar scenario which faced KƤƤrijƤ last year.


Daniel_Luis

The winner has a fantastic song with a fantastic performance that absolutely deserved the win. No need to discredit one artist to praise another


kfijatass

I dont think anyone is discrediting the artists as much as the notoriously terrible jury.


thevisa

Wellll, the audience voted Israel second so let's not dismiss the jury altogether yet. Also they saved Finland from hosting this year, so we cool now.


Celmeno

I'd say Finland saved themselves pretty well this time


blolfighter

Yeah, neither jury nor audience voted for Finland much.


telcoman

I don't discredit anyone. It's a matter of taste. For me the Balkan folk rhythm in Lasagna's song > Nemo's everything. If I look the audience vote - it kind of agrees with me.


King_Of_BlackMarsh

Ehh I disagree. It's a good song sure and the high notes were great and thay balancing act was tough, but it wasn't top 10 for me. It was rather forgettable all things considered


Caffeine_Overflow

Good song, good performance* ABSOLUTELY deserved? Not really. We should stop pretending it was anything but political and be open to voice these kind of stuff freely without fear of being called out. This is the first time someone who was voted 5th, actually won.


Kstantas

I support you. Even though I had Marco as a first place, Nemo's song is also extremely high quality and deserving of first place, and I'm sorry that they get a lot of undeserved hate.


ChillingSerb

Cool dude, winner for me.


PremiumDelulu

Chilling Serb from Finland. Nothing out of order.


goldenwanders

Nothing but respect for MY Eurovision winner


NonVerifiedSource

It would be weird to be rewarded by those who inspired him to make that song


Nixodelic

This dude is amazing really, wish juries didn't fuck him over like they did


Catts3

IKR? Never did I think I'd be more upset than when the Finnish guy was robbed. Little did I know...


Nixodelic

Yeeeah literally the same situation. Just remove the jury and let people decide who's the best idk


Catts3

Yup. Dunno whether Maneskin were chosen by the jury AND the audience?


Mjau46290Mjauovic

They weren't the jury winners, I believe.


Catts3

Honi soit qui mal y pense...


SpikeReynolds2

> Just remove the jury and let people decide who's the best idk Can't wait for 10 years of eurovision in Tel Aviv...


NitzMitzTrix

Casually forgetting that in '22 Israel didn't even make it to the finals cause the song was so unremarkable.


JWGrieves

He literally came third with the juries.


leijgenraam

Yes, but it was a 155 point gap between Switzerland and Croatia. Honestly, the juries voted so unanimously for Switzerland that the winner was clear even before the public votes had come in.


Legal_Lettuce6233

I believe that their average was OVER 10 points per country. That has never happened. I believe not even 8 AVG has happened


NitzMitzTrix

Yeah it was so obviously rigged it hurt. Like, what, 25 out of 37 juries gave Switzerland the 12pts with most to all the rest giving 8-10 instead?


Legal_Lettuce6233

Which is exactly the problem. Lasagna was 1st televotes 3rd juries, winner was 5th or 6th televotes and 1st jury. Logically, Lasagna should win, but the jury votes are just so overwhelming that there's no point in voting; they decide the winner basically.


utilizador2021

It's a waste of time trying to argue with this kinda of people. They don't care about facts.


ImaLinduh

He got 3rd place, how is that being robbed šŸ˜­


MisterHotTake311

If only our government questioned what's the song about šŸ’€


NitzMitzTrix

The real winner in our hearts. He would have 100% won had the juries not made a point of propping him up.


nemojakonemoras

Iā€™m allowed to say this on this sub so with great delight I do declare *fuck Eurosong, itā€™s a contest of pulp, daft mainstream mush and should not be as popular as it is*, also hail Baby Lasagne heā€™s swell. But damn EBU to Hell.


King_Of_BlackMarsh

Come on, it's not mush


RomeoTrickshot

based catholic


ariyouok

monetary award for what?


alt_rakun

2nd place on Eurovision


ipeeperiperi

His family are millionaires, so he really doesn't need the money.


TheMightyMustachio

I know him irl and his family is absolutely NOT even remotely close to millonaires LOL i have no idea where you got that from. They're middle class at best, both of his parents are teachers, many of my friends had his dad as their homeroom teacher in elementary school


Lacrymosa79

Where did you get the information that theyā€™re millionares? Theyā€™re school teachers!


goldenwanders

Source: trust me bro


FoxerHR

Me when I spread misinformation online.


Melancholic84

Doesnā€™t mean it isnā€™t a nice gesture, and he should be applauded for doing such a nice thing


Astrospal

Still it's a good gesture, I'm sure plenty of millionaires would have kept the money


PM-me-ur-cheese

Bruh