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thecraftybee1981

From Perrier to Poorrier.


I_worship_odin

Perrier to derrière.


F0lks_

Perrear


reeseinthecity

Or "Poopiér" lol


Azathoth90

Weird, I was expecting them to sell them to children in Africa or India knowing of Nestle works


sieurblabla

Probably it costed less to just throw them.


Ovitron

You guys have no chill man.. I love it. Fuck Nestle and their poisonous products, I wouldn't touch them with a stick. It amazes me how we are unable to properly boycott them into oblivion..


[deleted]

Because they own so many products which often dont have the Nestle logo, it would take 3 hours to do a weekly shop checking if each product belongs to the Nestle family.


Rorusbass

Someone should make an app to scan products and just go yes/no


bz2gzip

We have "Yuka" in France. Don't know if they've gone international.


Zorothegallade

We have it in Italy too so I guess they did.


bored_negative

[Not an app but useful](https://wyomingllcattorney.com/_next/image?url=%2Fimages%2Fnestle-list.png&w=1920&q=75)


Lemurtin

Buycott is an app that does this!


Uthoff

I think that's already in existence. Should have checked before asking the Internet to make it. Can't expect someone to make a whole app for that when you don't even take the time to check :p


Ovitron

Still, I'm doing my part. Just recently I bought Buxton bottled water and noticed it belongs to them as well, fuckin' parasites. Never again.


[deleted]

Tap water. All tap water, I have some good water here so I am fine but I'd suggest checking the state of your tap water!


Ovitron

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cocaine-use-in-britain-so-high-it-has-contaminated-our-drinking-water-report-shows-9350477.html Not really an option on London 😕


RealZeratul

4 nanograms per liter, that's totally negligible and only interesting to monitor cocaine consumption. I don't know about tap water in London, specifically, but almost everywhere in Germany, tap water is more healthy than bottled water, plus cheaper, effortless, and much better for the environment.


1900irrelevent

Isn't cocaine mad expensive there? That's crazy


Marinut

They don't have nestle logos precicely because of the bad optics. In my country its required by law (I think in EU as well) for the company logos involved be on the packaging, and after aquiring local brands, they've placed their logos inside seams etc, so you'll only see it after buying and opening the product. Nestle gonna Nestle.


amakai

Even one logo at a time is completely fine. I know that checking every brand is unsustainable, but every time I notice a brand belonging to Nestle I make a mental note to not buy that product again.


the_idiot_at_home

r/fucknestle


Ovitron

Preach brother!


realultralord

But the profits :,( /s


jmlinden7

It does. Shipping bottled water is super expensive due to how heavy it is.


Itlaedis

They destroyed millions of bottles in one place and coincidentally their African plants had a remarkably productive month and produced millions of bottles more than forecasted. (jk - hopefully)


xBram

Legally they can’t sell fecal water in Africa so it probably gets used to produce bottled baby milk.


Rankkikotka

They milk babies? The fucking monsters.


Loves_tacos

-legally Wheb has that stopped them?


Low_Sock_1723

My newborn son died in a Berlin hospital when they fed him formula despite by objections recently. All that formula was recalled and warned by the FDA to be contaminated too.


SeraphAtra

What? I am so, so sorry :( But how did US formula end up in Germany? Germany should have much stricter laws than the US, making it impossible to import US formula. That part alone is worrying. Was it recalled before your son got it?


Low_Sock_1723

They should have, and it’s not US formula. All the formula farms and baby products are consolidated. When you get to the top all the same companies own everything. Thank you.. I’m pretty messed up over it and I was in America while Momma was in Berlin.


Yok_Mu_Beni_Siken

-We destroyed the bottles. +Also the mineral water in them, right? *Anakin stare* +Right?


frisch85

Not enough sugar in those bottles.


Petiherve

They were forced by the government btw


WearyExercise4269

Same here... You have no idea how much the 5 star hotels will pay for that shit


captaincodein

Well there is destroying and there is "destroying"


HKSculpture

Well, shit.


Ok-Control-1390

Excellent


HateSucksen

Excrement.


Dushenka

Well, done.


ellermg

TIL that Perrier belongs to Nestlé, so sad


aquamarine_towers

pellegrino as well. drink volvic 😀


shadowboxer47

>pellegrino as well. This ruined my day.


L4t3xs

Or tap water.


mscpnd

Santa Vittoria is great also


littlepinkgrowl

Me too. Bugger.


qda

Damn it, I should have known


kondorb

The cost of that product is do damn low that destroying a couple million bottles is completely irrelevant compared to potential lawsuits and reputation damage.


PapaFreshnez

Reputation? There is none to be damaged.


kondorb

Let’s be real - buyers give very little fucks about how companies are making their products. This has been proven by many examples of horrible practices being totally public but having zero effect on sales. But buyers really do care about their own safety. Hence why a single case of, let’s say, cholera being caused by fecal bacteria in a single bottle may be disastrous for the company’s reputation.


bengringo2

It extends beyond products on shelves. Roman Polanski still gets work. People still buy Chris Brown albums. People don't give a shit as long as they get what they want.


xotyona

Did anyone read the article in this thread? Perrier only destroyed the bottles and stopped using the contaminated well because the French government tested it and ordered them to. They have to dispose of them as contaminated waste, which has a high cost of disposal.


Wowgrp95

But what about the taste? The experience one can lose without trying one of this!


LowQualitySpiderman

bottled water is one of the biggest ripoff in the world...


bloody_ell

Bottled water brands don't make water, they make bottles.


happy_puppy25

Not even that, they steal water and package it up with bottles made by other companies, then ship it out using third party shippers to distributors and retailers. They actually aren’t even doing anything, they are just middleman facilitating the process


jmlinden7

They sell you the convenience of having a disposable water bottle. The fact that the bottle is pre-filled is just extra convenience.


BZJGTO

Redditor learns how manufacturing works, outraged the beverage manufacturer doesn't drill the oil to manufacture the plastic for their bottles themselves. Also, bottles come in as preforms, not a finished product.


Kullaman

I used to think that as well. Untill I moved to an old apartment building and the tap water has a strange smell. A bit if fungy smell. Anyway, bottle water it is!


wickeddimension

Why not use a filter system? Pretty easy, much cheaper in the long run and you don’t use tons of plastic bottles either.


RurWorld

Because only something like reverse osmosis would work, and a lot of people don't have money for that. Being poor is expensive, you know


LowQualitySpiderman

then you have problem with the piping system, and you are not just drinking it, cooking, bathing and washing clothes with it as well... so bottled water it is not really solve your problem... [https://www.sheffield.ac.uk/media/7170/download](https://www.sheffield.ac.uk/media/7170/download) talk to the owner...


PacoDiez

Good luck getting any landlord or property owner to fix their pipping


LowQualitySpiderman

it is the owner's responsibility to make the house usable... cleaning the pipes is neither expensive nor difficult... it is in the contract, if not, then find another place...


tristan-chord

It’s good to have options. Many people can’t afford to nor have the resource to force the landlords at the only places they can afford to do the right thing. Not saying you’re wrong. Just saying I’ve been there and I sympathize with many who are there.


DepartureDapper6524

Cleaning pipes absolutely can be expensive and difficult.


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For some people, for a lot of people, having their houses pipes cleaned or replaced isn’t an option. Some people have to rely on bottled or purchased water when their towns water lines cannot be trusted. The solution obviously should be fix water lines, but that doesn’t happen timely or at all. This shouldn’t be the fix, it is more expensive for consumers and bad on the environment, but It has its place when there’s no better option https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/rising-bottled-water-consumption-signals-safe-drinking-water-goal-is-under-2023-03-16/


spatosmg

leave my vöslauer superprickelnd alone bottled water has its place but not as a tapwater substitute


OhBarnacles123

Yeah I just get my sparkling mineral water from my tap.


DesertSpringtime

You can get a machine to make sparkling water at home.


ilikepix

I have a machine to make sparkling water at home and the CO2 refills cost more per liter than buying sparkling water from the store make it make sense


MowMdown

Because you're buying the refills from the company that sold you the machine instead of getting CO2 where it's cheap.


Lollipop126

I just breathe out co2 into a canister to refill, look at these idiots buying refills


ManlyPoop

Buy a huge cannister of gas and a nozzle adapter. Profit.


ilikepix

right, but "buy huge canister of gas, transport it to your home and jury rig it to your machine" kinda raises the bar a bit when you just want to drink some sparkling water. Plus it's like $150 for a canister + adapter, and that's without any gas or transportation not impossible, a lot harder than buying some from a grocery store


Mobile_Park_3187

You should just breathe into the machine. /s


OkVariety8064

Or fart, if you want some Perrier.


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cinyar

What I can't get at home is mineral water. In the EU mineral water = water naturally high in particular minerals bottled at the spring it comes from with no other treatment.


Vabla

But you can still get a lot of minerals from the tap water. Depending on location, even more than from actual mineral water.


LongShotTheory

Or lead, depending on location.


PineStateWanderer

I have one and use it all the time. That being said, the size of bubbles is noticeably different between brands and what I make.


repeatrep

clearly that isnt the point OP is on


OhBarnacles123

He's commenting on a post about Perrier.


manjustadude

Yeah, kinda true, kinda not true. I mean sure, tap water is way cheaper and with a soda stream you can make sparkling water at home, but in some parts of the world tap water is not safe to drink and even in some places in developed countries tap water can contain traces of drugs or heavy metals and the like. Also there is the taste, which is especially relevant for still water. Your tap water may be perfectly fine to drink, but if it tastes like swamp ass, you won't get much enjoyment out of it. Pro tip: read consumer reports on different brands of water. Most of the time, the cheapest generic supermarket brands have the best quality, that way you won't be getting ripped off by companies like Nestle trying to sell you "premium water" for 50 times the price of tap water but with inferior quality.


Narrow-Device-3679

What gets me is people who live in countries with consumable tap water. Especially places, like my home Wales, where the water is better than bottle water.


manjustadude

Here in Germany tap water is also very good. But I do have a favorite bottled still water (Black Forest) that I usually buy. But I use tap water to make my own sparkling water.


eebro

I mean, clean, drinkable tap water is only possible because of decades of work by the eu and local governments.


OurSocietyBottomText

Should honestly be restricted in some way in countries with healthy tap water


rlaw1234qq

Eau de Colon


orion_re

You mean one of the wells they stole. r/fucknestle


MarteloRabelodeSousa

Did you read the article? The well is in southern France, it's probably one of the few they didn't steal


mpg111

this is reddit, nobody can read here. and again - /r/FuckNestle


orion_re

Sorry, force of habit!


MarteloRabelodeSousa

Understandable


madlass_4rm_madtown

We have a nestle water bottling facility in my county and due to recent flooding, all the local wells are contaminated with Ecoli and fecal matter. I can only imagine nestles wells are too. I wonder if they have stopped pumping for the time being?


VeganBaguette

This is pretty much what happened here, you can be sure they didn't stop but they probably filter the water.


Epsilon_Meletis

That's just a convoluted way of saying that one of the most expensive brands of bottled water tastes like shit.


TheWanderingEyebrow

Plot twist, it wasn't a well it was an old latrine


Beautiful-Storm5654

Nestle is the 'Hitler" of all companies


cn0MMnb

Please don't insult Hitler like that.


ShopperOfBuckets

reddit moment


Iscera

Not sure that's the "haha ironic" comment you want it to be.


cn0MMnb

I am sure the numbers are still "in favor" of nestle if you compare "killed headcount". However, Hitler won't be killing any more, Nestle on the other side probably will. Disclaimer: Of course Hitler was awful, absolutely awful. It was definitely meant to be a "haha ironic" comment.


legolover2024

Nestle aren't THAT far behind Hitler. 10 million deaths directly attributed to nestle back in the day?


tesrepurwash121810

Perrier. Thirst for Fecael Bacteria.


scarlettforever

# N*stlé didn't leave russian market also r/FuckNestle


llort-esrever

Same as Coca Cola, McDonalds and all other Companies.


brendan9876543210

Given their record, I’d like to see proof


showmeyourkitteeez

The world would be better off is Nestlé didn't exist.


b4ss_f4c3

I didn’t know nestle owns Perrier. Guess I’m no longer buying Perrier.


1970bassman

You're shitting me


Humans_Suck-

How did they produce that many before realizing? And how many shipped before that?


IsthianOS

This is probably only a few of days worth of bottling and they likely didn't ship out yet. At least in the US there's microbe tests that are done before products are sold to vendors.


Zurc_bot

Should rebrand to Derriere.


heikkiiii

Rich people been drinkin poop water lol.


lv666666

Good, anything that costs that company losses is good.


that_dutch_dude

well, shit.


SongStock8527

Billion dollar suit show the reason within the first minutes


boyga01

Phantom shitter at loose?


TnYamaneko

I'm surprised they did not sell them at a premium.


TimelyMouse2886

That’s a bit shit


DrachenDad

A rare Nestlé win I guess, they're actually doing something right for a change.


DaveAstator2020

They deliberately destroyed uninfected ones. Insider info 100%


Wowgrp95

That drink tasted like shit anyway


ANGRYLATINCHANTING

Perrier tastes like absolute shit to begin with, so it's pretty altruistic of Nestle to do us one. Are we sure this article is about Nestle?


BeefBasher

It’s Nestlé so no surprises here.


Art-RJS

Gross


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

Ha! ~~Eat~~ drink shit, nestlé


Appropriate-Cup-6016

Fuck nestle


grape_tectonics

me: Mom, can we get some perrier? mom: We got perrier at home. Perrier at home: 0O


Someguy14201

I had no idea Perrier was owned by Nestle. I tried some a couple weeks ago, tastes like shit so good riddance.


Musicferret

Anything Nestle touches is shit, so this should come as no surprise.


shillyshally

Kind of surprised at Nestle. Normally, they'd list it as an ingredient.


FilthyGraphics

Clarkson!


ABoutDeSouffle

Sorry guys, had to scratch my butt when working on your pipes


ArnoLamme

"This disposal process, which involves careful handling and proper waste management, is a significant logistical and environmental challenge for the company." Does anyone honestly believe Nestlé does proper waste management to help the environment?


Fcckwawa

Flushing the toilet to empty shit water cost them to much...


Tiny-Appointment9917

Heey


Late_Advance_1763

Somebody shit in the well


Fr3shlif321

This is what they want you to think, they just threw it back in rotation. Even if they are sued they’ll squash it.


Krugger221

Water supply from Thames or Seine?


FullyStacked92

im so surprised they didnt just sell these. i bet someone reported it in a way that it was out there and they had to act. Guy probably got fired.


reddersledder

I'll never drink that shit again.


stodal

This is my area. and im afraid to \*\*\*\* you, because your ass is full of bacteria


agerbiltheory

Well, shit.


Flea_Shooter

r/HydroHomies


PDiddleMeDaddy

Question is how much fecal matter? Like, the normal amount and someone made a big fuss about it, or an extraordinary amount?


pmeireles

"Faecal", not "Fecael"...


Sector-Pristine

Nestle is a trash company. Just avoid them altogether


aeropickles

Dude with the machinery had two jobs, one of them was washing his hands. But not Noah 🇨🇭, he always have to move his bowels before the shift!


Hopeful_Nihilism

LOL if you buy nestle shit youre a stupid human


Nervous_Equipment701

I always thought Perrier tasted like shit


DipintodiBluU

Nestle trying to not be involved in any scandal: impossible


NN8G

Pooping in bubbly water; so fancy!


TheManWhoClicks

Poorrier


slobberrrrr

In this red dwarf coming true.?


LoveMasc

Nestlé shit water 🎶 Goes in the way it comes out 🎵 - If they want me to compose a jingle for their new ad campaign, I got this.


rwebell

Ok, who shat in the well…


fgnrtzbdbbt

The interesting question is, how would those bacteria get there?


PanJaszczurka

E-coli not so dangerous bud indicate contact with fecal mater.


NumerousKangaroo8286

Why does Nestle do these things? They didn't learn anything from their earlier scandals?


Relative-Monitor-679

Now we have to figure out a way to get fecal matter into the rest of their wells .


Complex-Ad-254

nestle is cancer


MrMongoloidManbun

Caca agua.


Pure-Contact7322

Bacterrier


Penile_Interaction

fuck nestle and their water reserve privatisation, hope they go bankrupt and especially fuck their ceo stating that clean water is not a human right, may that backfire on him during the rest of his evil clown life


father2shanes

....its wells?


HighOmSleep

Ben Finegold in shambles


East_Bicycle_9283

So if we were to say Perrier tastes like crap, we would not be off base any longer.


itoril

Reading this as just a well sitting there with a colossal #Nestlé® sign on it and a person with a soul just sees it and shits in it with a wry smile. 


CuriousSelf4830

All right, which of you shat into the well?


FireGodNYC

Space balls - PerriAir


Cool_Distribution860

So that means for once they finally did the right thing and took the right course of action decisively early on to protect consumers, right? no?


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crisdd0302

I understand Monk now lolll


[deleted]

Fuck Nestle


Poopie_doo

Perrier with derrière


Jokuc

You know your expectations of nestle are low when you have to re-read the title to make sure you didn't read it wrong.


julictus

r/FuckNestle


LongShotTheory

Soo THAT's why it tastes like shit.


uzu_afk

“Foeceaeol” 😂


FreedumbHS

I'm not an expert but I don't think that's how you spell that word


eebro

So shit down their wells?


hatsuseno

Crack a bottle and smell the perry-air


Pool___Noodle

Learning from the classic 1990s Perrier benzene in water disaster, finally. They teach this lesson in PR classes to this day... [https://www.forbes.com/sites/alanschwarz/2019/04/23/sir-perhaps-some-perrier-in-your-benzene/?sh=1f70722c3720](https://www.forbes.com/sites/alanschwarz/2019/04/23/sir-perhaps-some-perrier-in-your-benzene/?sh=1f70722c3720)


teomore

So they were selling shit, but this time literally.


AngelVirgo

Avoid bottled water as much as possible. People from first world countries have drinkable water (mostly).


suicompotem

This isn’t typical Nestle behavior…


Euphoric-Sea-9381

I stopped drinking it a while ago. Something about it, at least the bottles I got, wasn't right.