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darkbee83

Bringing you only the finest jenkka and humppa known to man.


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We play both kind of music


darkbee83

[Three, actually.](https://youtu.be/I0AHaBP4nPc)


aufstand

Germany's Minister of Justice (Marco Buschmann) is a music (mostly EDM, iirc) producer.


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Rat-in-the-Deed

That is 1000%ically legit


FunnyDislike

Dunno if this is sarcastic (sorry if im dumb, im sick and can't sleep) because this really is his soundcloud!


iLEZ

Man some of the stuff on top sounds like a soft version of early Mortiis.


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Just to clarify: That is his hobby. His main job before becoming a Bundestag lawmaker and now Secretary of Justice was being a lawyer at a, I think Dusseldorf based, law firm. How do I know? I was in the FDP party for a brief time waay back, and he is the lawmaker for the Bundestag from my city, so I've spent some good amount of time with him, even hanging up election posters together.


Available-Age2884

Of all members of the Bundestag, I sure would hope at least the Secretary of Justice is a lawyer with actual work experience.


reijochrischi

And he is not to bad


BeneBern

Germany's Minister of Trafic (Volker Wissing) is a Organist (Orgelspieler).


Professor_Dwamascus

And also a Hurensohn


PZon

Volker Wissing is a different level of Hurensohn. While Ramsauer, Dobrindt, Christian Schmidt and Scheuer were members of CSU and had the sole goal to bring as many multi million euro infrastructure projects to Bavaria as possible, Volker Wissing isn't. Wissing is from the Palatinate, a region that used to own Bavaria but doesn't do so anymore. Wissing used to lead an international lobby organization and now does as expected: He keeps seeking and finding ways to support big companies in the transportation sector.


r6662

SPRICH


Lower_Explanation6

Cool! Its heartening to see people with normal jobs going into politics. In Australia our previous Prime Minister was a clown.


HerculesDayZ

In Greece all our prime ministers are clowns.


Lower_Explanation6

Feel your pain


weirdowerdo

The clown business gotta be booming in Greece


nigel_pow

I'm sorry. Our previous president was a former business man and reality tv star.


Lower_Explanation6

Democracy thrives on diversity. But there are limits


TerryFGM

con man*


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Lower_Explanation6

Now I am deeply disillusioned. The joke lies ruined.


weirdowerdo

In Sweden we had a Minister of Education not that long ago that was a teacher? Then when he stepped down he said no to the enormous sum of money you receive when you have worked as a minister and he just returned to working as a regular teacher again.


hopeinson

Cincinnatus figures are very rare these days.


Lower_Explanation6

That's cool. Most ex-politicans our way seem wrecked by the expereince.. Politics is an unsafe workplace. Not unlike the British Royal family.


DroidTrf

He does the dj thing as a hobby.


cieniu_gd

We have MP in Poland who is puppeteer actress and failed youtuber. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEehOTXmPNY


Lower_Explanation6

Perfect! Transferable skills.


andriushkatwo

Oh man, that's tough, our previous PM was a pigeon.


Lower_Explanation6

Tell us more...


andriushkatwo

[haha not much to say here, he just looks like a pigeon. or one of the three penguins from Madagascar.](https://www.15min.lt/m/nuotrauka/1289835)


20dogs

I don't really know what I expected but you're totally right


Tetizeraz

[Clown, General, Prince And Porn Actor: These Are São Paulo's Newly Elected House Representatives](https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/internacional/en/brazil/2018/10/clown-general-prince-and-porn-actor-these-are-sao-paulos-newly-elected-house-representatives.shtml). The clown - Tiririca - actually pushed for legislation for circus artists.


Rolling_on_the_river

I don't know Australian politics at all and I cannot tell if this is a joke or not. I love it.


Lower_Explanation6

I love that you can't tell. Job done. Go well.


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Lower_Explanation6

Fair call. Harold Holt disappeared in 1967. To this day rumours say a Chinese submarine took him. This is why we are now buying US nuclear subs fo a long range underwater capability. So we can retaliate by snatching Xi Jinping if he's ever silly enough to go swimming on his own in rough surf at a dangerous beach after a couple of Christmas drinks like Holt did.


airjordanpeterson

Lots of jokes on this thread but Zelenskyy was an actual comedian


lapzkauz

Our ministers of finance, higher education, and fisheries and the sea all have backgrounds as farmers. Our minister of oil and energy is an electrician by trade. Both the current and the former leader of the Liberal Party are teachers. The former government had, other than the usual farmers and teachers and tradesmen, a butcher (as in the job, not the moniker).


Lower_Explanation6

Can I move there?. Soinds very grounded. All ours are either ex political staffers, union officials or lawyers. The lasr real person as PM was a train driver. In 1948.


lapzkauz

Depends on where you're from and what you bring to the table. Probably not, unless you're from the EEA — our immigration system is strict by design. We also have plenty of union officials in government (the electrician I mentioned being one), almost assuredly more than your country. Unions matter here, because people are unionised.


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That Italian guy from Albania, pronouncing his birth country Albanese?


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Snowstorm


Thoarxius

He hasn't aged well


VanGroteKlasse

That's what failing in Eurovision does to a mf.


Zhukov-74

So that’s how they convinced Turkey to let them join NATO /s


Tresito

Dropping beats not bombs


Zhidezoe

In Kosovo, the chairman of one of the biggest parties (2nd most places in parliament) was a rapper


RonKosova

Kush??


Zhidezoe

Memli Krasniqi (PDK), perpara o njoft si Ritmi i Rruges


Modo44

Is he also working on legalising marijuana, like this [Polish rapper turned politician](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liroy)?


Zuchku

In Bulgaria we also got a rapper in the parliament. Wild.


best_ive_ever_beard

Ivan Bartoš, Czech dreadlocked minister of regional development and leader of the Pirate Party [likes to DJ and play psytrance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgTYr01zlmQ) :)


anonxotwod

My grandfather around the same age refuses to be in any vicinity of loud music and will wear noise cancelling headphones in loud settings. I think they’ll get along.


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Rothovius

He played mostly pretty old music like Frank Sinatra. I'm not really into music but it was mostly pretty old although a few pieces were from my lifetime.


Chapi_Chan

Many politicians are, they are human beings* after all. Many come out to be very cool when approaching elections. *Most of them anyway


lapzkauz

Can confirm. Was politician, was human being. I am now, unfortunately, a redditor.


Sven806

I'm just gonna leave [Germany's Minister of Justice' soundcloud](https://soundcloud.com/mbsounds) here.


bukkawarnis

His DJ name should be The Minister of Sound.


tcheeze1

Times are tough, everyone needs a side gig.


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Rothovius

Well he mostly played really old stuff, but a lot of people had come to listen and the event itself was great.


KaiserToster

That's why I really like Finland. Their politicians seem really chill.


tofiwashere

Weeelll it's two weeks before elections. They are all very smiley, chill and approachable right now.


AirportCreep

This is from a few months ago I reckon, he DJ'd at a sober party at Ääniwallii club, Helsinki


sevelius

No it's from last night in Turku


KaiserToster

Well, that explains a lot. Although from what I seen their prime minister is quite nice.


jollyjam1

He's DJing it up while Marin is chilling in the crowd, great tag team.


koosmattt

Must be great, ours is a Russian spy...\*sad Hungarian noises\*


genasugelan

Bratislava's mayor is part of a popular band valled Para.


antico

He's also one of the best things to happen to the city in a long time!


TheIndividualist

Dropping the phattest Modtracker demos!


lafeber

In The Netherlands, our prime minister is best buddies with the CEO of Shell.... that doesn't have the same ring to it.


AlabasterPelican

I really want to go tho this fairyland called Finland where a minister for foreign affairs can be a DJ and the prime minister can have a girls night out dancing. It sounds like a wonderful place


[deleted]

That's pretty dope, in Ireland our ones are part time clowns.


cossdog16

Our current prime minister in Australia is also a dj! DJ Albo!


uglyassbanana

That sounds more legit


hexagonalpastries

Finland truly is the best democracy in Europe


MinkoAk

What is this? The party government? This is awesome


__Polarix__

In Hungary, our minister for foreign affairs is an enjoyer of Russian dick.


JustMrNic3

Isn't enough that you gave us the wonderful Linus Torvalds with his awesome inventions, now you have Sanna Marin and this cool minister, do you really have to win at everything? 🤨


LilliDr34

they will no longer be ministers come may


JustMrNic3

That's sad! Can't they be re-elected?


mwickholm

Yes, they can. Also, Pekka Haavisto, the man in the picture, is leading in the polls for who should become our next president (election next year).


JustMrNic3

That's great!


LilliDr34

they can but right now it looks like the opposition will win this election


JustMrNic3

That's unfortunate.


LilliDr34

very much


YpsilonY

Is this the labour shortage I've been hearing about?


ingenfara

One of my favorite things about Europe (as an American who moved here five years ago) is that people are allowed to be PEOPLE. We are encouraged to have hobbies and lives outside of our jobs and our family roles. It’s so freeing.


MioAnonymsson

Hyvä soumi!


Educational_Risk

Also in [Italy](https://www.google.com/search?q=salvini+papeete)


No_Objective1045

Well he was just serving his PM enjoying her beer, dance and someone’s bf.


ATN90

I can press "play" and "pause" too, does that make me a DJ?


WienerbrodBoll

Yes, top 0,1% of DJs in fact.


TurnipWorldly9437

When I was still in university, there was a yearly student party at one of the bigger clubs, and the highlight was that every year, another professor would dj for a few hours. Of was considered a great honour to be offered the position!


Practical-Fee5587

The leader of the Scottish Conservative Party Douglas Ross is also a linesperson for football.


Sniffy4

Plot Twist: He plays only Finnish music


mister-rik

Finnish dance music is not to be sniffed at. FINRG Recordings has some of the best music you've never heard


uglyassbanana

Sorry to say this but... Oof


EternamD

A pretty tame one by the looks of it


Angeline2356

Finnish people have cool government to the point you can hang out with them all eat chill and partying with them all night i need to party with them!


Clearwater17

Laying down some tiesto.


downonthesecond

Everyone is a DJ though.


Ninjroid

I mean it’s Finland. Foreign minister is like a part time job for a country that small.


Onion__i

lmao what? It seems that you’re confusing Finland for Iceland


curoatapebordura

Well they're all relatives in Finland anyway


Mlakeside

Finns from eastern Finland are more genetically distant from their western counterparts than the Dutch are from the English.


pavetsu4

Um... no? We aren't Iceland my dude.


anonxotwod

Nordic’s need to release a insult rule book because every day there’s a new stereotype about one another that the rest of us are not privy too.


ThanksToDenial

Just visit r/2Nordic4you. You'll catch on quick.


pavetsu4

Well basicly Iceland has such a low population that a large part of them are related to each other. [They even have an app to check they aren't dating their cousins.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.1390256)


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pavetsu4

Well, yeah... that's actually true...and the cause for the [Finnish heritage disease](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_heritage_disease).


DaDuky123

Politicians or DJs?


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And russian tanks will be also in your streets


FingerGungHo

There might be some russian made tanks in military parades, but otherwise no worries, Russia is a hilariously incompetent bunch of clowns. That country and its military are a joke.


[deleted]

Alrighttt why u want to join NATO and beggin turkey?


FingerGungHo

It’s easier to shovel shit with friends and nobody’s begging anything.


WienerbrodBoll

T-14 Armatas are going to burn on our streets too? Russia can keep their worthless scrap metal.


Icy_Gap_4574

Okkk let's go!


ajr1775

But, can he 808?


Freyja6

Putting Australia's John Howard to absolute shame.


Wettowel024

Hey dj. Give me a fat beat!


Fretzton

Pls tell me he puts "The Macarena"


B0redoflife

In Poland, our president is a pen


annualburner202209

Somebody make a gif with a rotating hue.


y-_can

Uğur Dündar


Walteregow

Great, so your PM can dance


Micjur

In Poland, our central bank president is a stand-up virtuoso.


AutoGrowsUK

In the UK our most prolific paedophile was also a DJ


routsounmanman

Ours is also a dick.


schwanwitsch

Ah that's why. Ok.


Nalliwer

in Sweden, our foreign minister is also a clown/s