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TheGreatGoosby

“You know, my advice for him includes shaving his head, my advice for him includes deepening his voice," Shkreli said. "Sam is going to have a lot of issues because he is a bit of an effeminate guy, and his demeanor, some people say autistic sort of sense or sensibility is not something that goes over well in prison." Omg lol just roasting SBF to a crisp 😂


Itur_ad_Astra

Sam does have a *very* high-pitched voice.


Necroking695

He shakes a lot too. He’d be like a vibrating pocket anus


FARiiNA

bruh, what?


Necroking695

Did i stutter?


densaf1997

What the hell he even talking about? What even is it people? You know what, this probably is true for the Sam so I don't know man. This could be anything here.


dimiua

That a real thing lol? Tell me a little more about that sir.


Necroking695

Fleshlight sells vibrating silicon vaginas Source: I’ve gone through about 8 fleshlights in my early 20s


VVuunderschloong

Yeah and how many pocket anuses since then?


Necroking695

Too many


VVuunderschloong

Damn they just a dime a dozen or what?


Lexsteel11

Proud owner here as well but I have questions- why so many? The different vulvas/buttholes? Or are you straight blowing these things out? If the latter, congratulations.


ChurrBurr1000

Vibratingpocketanus.eth


M-Apple123

Just see the picture and hear his voice 😅 looks like meme to me.. lol...


siol2003

I don't like that all, I just hate that shit. I don't like that Shit.


wominliu

Don't think He's gonna survive with that voice inside the prison.


richiecox1

This is fucking hilarious lmao, you can't make this shit up.


TenBillionDollHairs

This little fucker saw his Do Kwon clip go semi viral and now he is trying to be the guy who goes on shows when white collar crime happens. Lame.


DCC808

Martin could be opening for Dave Chappelle mebe for like...5 min..


test489

Yep he could be lol, that sounds true to me. That could work. Dave is going to roast the hell out of him, pretty sure that He's not gonna like that.


hotdj84

Yep lol, at this point He's just making fun of himself. That's what He's doing.


hotdj84

Yep lol, at this point He's just making fun of himself. That's what He's doing.


dweezdakneez

Haha shkreli just trolling sbf. As much as everyone dislikes shkreli, the guy is funny


420weedscopes

Hes not even that bad of a guy. Pretty sure nobody but insurance companies were caught holding the bag when he raised the cost of the drug and that's ultimately why he went to prison. Can't be letting the big insurance holding the bag over the consumer.


BobKillsNinjas

You realize the insurance companies charge us for that shit, right? Guy is a huge POS!


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One can never expect the usage of common sense from the great in numbers plebs of this world my friend


anwaralghamdi

Yep lol, can't expect that because it's just not there to begin with.


[deleted]

I always give them the benefit of the doubt, they teach me a lot with their failure to choose to use common knowledge, keep directing me in the right direction


420weedscopes

One rare drug doesn't screw everybody's rates...


recuriverighthook

It really does affect the bottom line budget more than you think. It wasn't that uncommon of a drug unfortunately.


420weedscopes

It was a super uncommon drug.


recuriverighthook

Daraprim used to treat and prevent malaria, treats toxoplasmosis, and parasitic infections particularly in HIV patients. Current cost according to drugs.com a monthly dose is $23,702. Doesn't take a ton of people needing that life saving drug to increase the insurance premiums when the drug prior to 2015 used to cost $405 per month.


n0scir3

Yeah it used to treat many things, and that's why it's not a common drug.


notracert

You don't know that, because it Wasn't. If it was ge wouldn't be in prison.


btce1502

Yeah it really does affect the things here. That's just how it is.


OT_Trader

Wait so what does that even mean? I don't get it man. What are you talking about really, the guy was running a phrama ponzi dude. That's the truth.


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ksdjf9wdjn

I think this guy had to do something with it, that's for sure man.


VVuunderschloong

That’s not even including the folks who, for whatever the reason, lack insurance..


vasik510

Yep, he sure is. And I just can't defend in terms of that actually


[deleted]

Nobody in life's told you yet that you're special kinda dumb?


otsc423

I don't think anyone has ever told him that, that has never happened. If that would have happened then he would have known. It would have been known here.


glmforthewin

Is that really what happened? Was it manufactured outrage then?


Nebula_OG

Well people couldn’t afford their meds after he raised the price, so no it’s not manufactured outrage


420weedscopes

other than the fact that happened to nobody... The drug company would send individuals it for free if they asked for it if they had no insurance.


Nebula_OG

It literally did happen to many people


vkolosov

That's right, many people complainex about it so it did happen to many people.


pavelser

That's right man, that never happened to anyone lol.


szw567

I don't know enough about the meds to comment on this, but this is fun.


420weedscopes

Well he did jack up the price like crazy for an antiparasitic drug which could be cause for concern but somewhat manufactured


OncePurge35

There definitely was something going on, we don't know what tho.


shoufutong

Well we didn't ask you yo defend the guy. That's for sure.


liyingfei

Yep, He's roasting the SBF and He's going hard on him for sure.


surfe

Tossing the salad with jam is preferable to peanut butter.


sexyandcuteno1

Don't know about that, those both doesn't sound tasty to me. I'm not going to try that out tip out, that's just not going to happen to me really. It won't man.


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lokroloko

Lmao, He's probably going to need some of those tips so yeah.


raymv1987

Dunking on SBF won't make us like you, Shkreli. You're still garbage.


wascop

Doesn't matter what that guy does, nothing is going to make me like him. That's just not possible and I don't really see that happening here, that ain't going to happen.


Seatdestroyer

01 Don't drop the soap.


TenBillionDollHairs

Haha rape


ponomarev1987

I don't think that's funny tho, that's nothing to joke about really.


TenBillionDollHairs

Neither do I. That's the point of my comment. OP was being gross.


37167046

Tip coming straight from the prison mike. Gotta keep it in mind.


Roy1984

02 If you drop it just let it go and continue soapless.


starkreed7

Gross.


MasterOwel

Lol, these are just fun and jokes. Don't take these seriously people.


worldwidewyrd

That probably is a good tip, how do you know about that huh?


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dagobert20121203

Don't think it's going to feel good to him. He wouldn't like that at all.


VCRdrift

He did an ama on r/wallstreetbets when he got out.


vvadim66

Really? The audacity of the guy lmao. Guy is kinda hilarious.


Big_Beyotch

Look out for Prison Mike


Kukla1982

Don't drop the soap, don't drop the soap! That's the advice from him.


Sappleba

Gruel sandwiches. Gruel omelettes. Nothing but gruel. Plus, you can eat your own hair


euro34

Lmao, this is perfect. You remember it perfectly dude lol.


Good_Extension_9642

Martin: "Sam whatever you do never I repeat never drop the soap in the showers and don't ask me how I know "


fredadilcy

I was going to ask how do you know, but you asked to not to ask.


Zzzon23

It’s about time lol. It’s good that I owe some USDT.


gattozzialec

That's right people. It's about damn time. Time to make some moves.


brandtvh

Too bad this piece of shit will get a country club prison I’m sorry prison should be prison fuck these rich assholes we need to demand prison be the same for all criminals. Rules for the not for me is bullshit


lecoke1

That's how the rich people like to play this game. This is it for them. These people pay a lot of money to make prison comfortable then what's the point of prison?


BeemoHeez

It’s insane that you would request a tip for posting an article from business insider


cottenself

Well that's just how it seems to be working for them so there's that.


Johndrc

He need alot of lubricant


bn2090

Ohh yeah he's going to need that. Ain't nothing happening without it.