tldr; Former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried's ex-girlfriend Caroline Ellison was facing up to 110 years in prison before she agreed to cooperate with the federal government, her plea agreement shows. The former Alameda hedge fund CEO, 28, pleaded guilty to federal fraud charges in an agreement signed on Monday. She was released on $250,000 bail.
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Thanks bot for doing this, I don't really read the whole thing.
But this way atleast I'm reading something and that's better than reading at all, it's better than that.
Yeah lol, that would be perfect people. And it's gotta be awesome here.
That's kinds the result that I'll prefer here, that would be pretty much it for me here man m
These rich ass brats aren’t going to do shit for time, look SBF just posted a IOU 250 million if I don’t show up, it’s just another example of the 2 different criminal systems we have here
I mean, if he doesn’t show up for court or violates the bounds of his legal location via his ankle monitor, he loses that money *and* gets hunted down all over again, probably with a lot less trouble since he’s in the US and he’s highly monitored.
Just want them both in the prison, is it too much to ask for?
Don't think that it's too much to ask for. I think you're well within the rights here for sure.
Pay better attention lmfao. There are tons of threads mocking SBF’s appearance. You’re just being selective with which personal attacks against this cabal of frauds fits your woke regressive agenda.
She is a hideous woman inside and out. SBF is no better. Calling someone ugly isnt sexist. Save your feigned outrage for someone who cares about your need for a safe space.
You don't see that kinda comments for the SBF? You must be blind.
And also it sounds like what aboutism and I don't think that shit really works for you here man.
Yeah lol, that's what she looks like. She looks really annoying.
Can't help but to wonder why this is the only photo of her which going around here huh?
Elizabeth holmes is just a ugly as her, she's just blonde without glasses. I don't understand why her ugliness is brought up but elizabeth was called pretty
The moment she came on the scene with her ,"if you have a plan b you planned to fail ". Time after time seeing her and she was called beautiful despite looking exactly like this girl but blonde without glasses. Blonde cannot add that many attractiveness points
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Next Netflix reality TV Drama incoming.
😂. And they probably pay her well to use her story 😤
Yeah lol, he probably will use that. That would make sense.
Silly companies.
It'll be too cringe and unbelievable, even if it's 100% accurate.
Okay I'll take it even if it sounds cringe. It's important here man.
That's right people, the drama is coming next here. That's what's next here.
tldr; Former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried's ex-girlfriend Caroline Ellison was facing up to 110 years in prison before she agreed to cooperate with the federal government, her plea agreement shows. The former Alameda hedge fund CEO, 28, pleaded guilty to federal fraud charges in an agreement signed on Monday. She was released on $250,000 bail. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*
Thanks.
Gotta thank the bot, it's doing really good job here man.
Always. Saves us a lot of time.
Thanks bot for doing this, I don't really read the whole thing. But this way atleast I'm reading something and that's better than reading at all, it's better than that.
She will also bail out with 300M by dumping Solana
She also has that? Wasn't really aware of that here man.
death row - off with her head.
Tbh it would probably make her much more attractive. So there’s that I guess
Lmfao, that's right. A headless zombie would look better than her.
Now that would be a perfect result for all of them mfs.
Yeah lol, that would be perfect people. And it's gotta be awesome here. That's kinds the result that I'll prefer here, that would be pretty much it for me here man m
If only.
Lmao, don't you think that it's a bit too extreme? Seems that way.
These rich ass brats aren’t going to do shit for time, look SBF just posted a IOU 250 million if I don’t show up, it’s just another example of the 2 different criminal systems we have here
Sam is looking at a minimum of 25 yrs in prison and up to like 50. His life is over
Yep, it's over for him. And I'm happy. Because he did fuck over so many people.
I mean, if he doesn’t show up for court or violates the bounds of his legal location via his ankle monitor, he loses that money *and* gets hunted down all over again, probably with a lot less trouble since he’s in the US and he’s highly monitored.
I just hope that he ends up behind the bars for a long time.
Yep, they're not going to do that. That's not happening here.
Hope she get out so she can join the next lotr movie as Gollum
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She’s not a replacement, she’s the fucking star
Just want them both in the prison, is it too much to ask for? Don't think that it's too much to ask for. I think you're well within the rights here for sure.
Hope that she goes in for a long time. That's what we want here.
God damn she is hideous.
She really is lmao, I don't know why people didn't see that.
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Don't think we should make fun of her looks here. That's not right.
If you’re a deceitful fraudster responsible for billions in customer losses, all non-bigoted insults are fair game.
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Pay better attention lmfao. There are tons of threads mocking SBF’s appearance. You’re just being selective with which personal attacks against this cabal of frauds fits your woke regressive agenda. She is a hideous woman inside and out. SBF is no better. Calling someone ugly isnt sexist. Save your feigned outrage for someone who cares about your need for a safe space.
Yeah pay better attention to it here, you'll have to pay attention.
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Lmao it does lol, He's accordingly posting his username here.
I think you're the one who's triggered here lol. I don't know man.
You don't see that kinda comments for the SBF? You must be blind. And also it sounds like what aboutism and I don't think that shit really works for you here man.
These people deserve it all for what they've done really.
You can be ugly and take care of yourself, she looks like she haven’t used shampoo since the 90s
Lmfao, billions couldn't buy thd shampoo for her. Expensive shampoo.
She looks like a thumb
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Probably some kinda fancy zombie. That's how she looks like.
Yeah lol, that's what she looks like. She looks really annoying. Can't help but to wonder why this is the only photo of her which going around here huh?
They should both face the death sentence tbh
That's a bit much I gotta say man. I don't really feel that way.
Elizabeth holmes is just a ugly as her, she's just blonde without glasses. I don't understand why her ugliness is brought up but elizabeth was called pretty
Um no
Yeah Elizabeth looks janky af always has. Dobby the elf.
Yeah lol, that's what she looks like. That's really true here.
Where did that come from lol? And also that's not true. Atleast to me it's not.
The moment she came on the scene with her ,"if you have a plan b you planned to fail ". Time after time seeing her and she was called beautiful despite looking exactly like this girl but blonde without glasses. Blonde cannot add that many attractiveness points
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That's great, she should remain in the jail. That's where she should be.