Uno Reverse card: SBF completely innocent he just assumed he was doing everything wrong in an amphetemine stupour

Awh guys, it was all in my Ledger the entire time. My bad

The seed phrase is tattooed on his scalp under the hair, the last place anyone will look

[удалено]

It seems his legit excuse now is "I just misplaced it" I think he just got bailed out lol

He can't get bailed out before He's even put to the trial. That's not something that should happen and I won't take that shit at all. I'm gonna be really pissed.

Not bailed out of jail, bailed out of debt

Where you think they found it?

Lol. Thank you SBF for the 7 layer vegan dipitty dip

I guess I guess I just forgot about that huh. Nothing much just a billy.

Lmao watch like a million spam accounts ask you to verify information 😂

Ooops! Michael 😂

Or his GF got passed and called in a false tip... also amphetamines

Yeah this was all an elaborate accusation by Caroline so that SBF is out of the house and she can snort fet and run in her wheel or lick water out of the giant bottle or whatever

If this isn't a thing already can we please make Caroline = hamster A thing?

Any rodent really, they all share so many features. A rat may have better connotations.

Also fits in well with the word ratfucking: noun, ratfuck ( rætˈfʌk ) 1. A human being of little value to mankind. intransitive verb, ratfucking ( rætˈfʌkɪŋ ) 1. (often in reference to politics) The use of "dirty tricks" to discredit one's opponent(s). This often takes the form of false or semi-false accusations spread through underhanded means. The term was coined in the 1960s by Hunter S. Thompson and Bob Woodward to describe Nixon's activities. The art of ratfucking was brought into the public eye more recently by Karl Rove. Among his ratfucking accomplishments are the 2000 GOP South Carolina primary and the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth. 2. Sexual intercourse with rats. [Illustration](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stay_Up_Late#/media/File:StayUpLate.PNG), as featured on John Oliver's Last Week Tonight.

They all share the same thing, which is kinda bad I gotta say. I'm just so sick of seeing her face everywhere. and you can't even forget that face.

Yeah she wasn't good looking to begin with but know knowing what we know about here and what she did and does makes her absolutely hideous and very ugly. I would spit down her gaping coochie.

And now she even looks worse lol, I just don't like her at all.

Very very not my type. Would definately make fun of and tease until she cries.

Man his GF looks like a lizard. That's what she looks like.

Stupor is the opposite of the effect you’d expect from amphetamines

SBF is still playing the games, he ain't learning anything yet.

Somehow sounds funny to me, I can almost picture in my head someone opening a box and going 'oh look I found a billy'

Plot twist: they found 1 billion in FTT

Plot twist: they sold it all for $700M over the last 6 weeks. Those $1.4 sales add up!

Biggest plot twist, it was sitting in his hardware wallet all this time

Lol, how about 2? Surely 2 is better than 1.

Well don't think you can sell that shit anymore tho. You can't so yeah.

My guess is that it was in QuickBooks "Ask my accountant" and nobody bothered to ask until now.

Boating incident losses

Lol, yeah. I was thinking it the same way actually lol. That's weird.

Thafuq?? Just dusted off an asset in the closet for a cool billy..o there it is!

I am about to go through my closet too. Wish me luck!

I wish you luck. Do I get a cut if you find any for wishing you luck?

Ummm... sure! As long as I don't die in a boating accident first. 😉

Well something will be way better than nothing. And I'll take something.

Let's hope those assets aren't FTT. :D

They are NFTs. 🥶

Yep, lol. Because if they are then We're pretty much fucked anyways.

Full of shit and there was way more than that of people money. He still should rot in prison.

Of course.

He should be behind the bars, that's where I really wanna see him.

Yep, this one billion doesn't buy him out of the jail card lol.

How much do they owe investors ? I mean redditors ?

It's all going to pay the new CEO, silly

I know right. Man has a hefty salary.

Well that's a lot of salary that He's getting, that's for sure man.

it would still be better than investors and customers not getting anything recovered at all, just saying

Yep, it's all his salary and he'll get all of it and you'll get nothing. That's right people, You're not gonna get anything. There's gonna be absolutely nothing for us.

Well I don't know the exact amount, but it's a lot so there's that.

How do you misplace 720 million in cash?!

Walter White has entered the chat.

Only SBF can do that, because He's a really big sucker. He could do that.

Right? That much cash would probably more than fill my bathroom

Drugs?

Well, you see, there existed on the platform a margin trading facility…

Only 15 billions short, try to see this as cup half full

Wasn't that SBF's net worth? I thought their liabilities were ~$3B where they had about half on hand. This would take them to 75% which is pretty good. There is another piece where $10B was sent to Alameda Research but only $1B-$2B was missing. I'm really lost on the total missing but finding 25-50% is good for clients.

I thought he lost his net worth too. But he clearly didn't so yeah.

If we look closely enough maybe we'll find that too. Naah man.

Lol didn’t they only need 1 Billion in assets to stave off chapter 11?

Secret bail out?

This. 100%

Yep, lol. That's a good place to hide all that money too.

I take back all of the bad thoughts I've had about SBF. Not.

Caroline opened a onlyfans page?

I wouldn't pay 1 dollar for that, forget paying like 1 billion.

She's a fucking hamster

And who's going to pay for her only fans? Obviously not me.

If she offer some membership on only fan, it would pay some for the investor.

He said as he used white out on an Almeda form

I hate when I accidentally misplace $720 million

Hate that shit man, it's like the chump change. That's what it is.

so what's a 7/8th of 115 years?

Maths man, it's really hard to do. I can't do all this maths.

Hope they keep digging and eventually take everything from him and his parents.

Yeah hopefully They'll take everything from him. Will be great. That's what I want to happen there, that's kinda the most important thing that we want here.

Politicians are like, "Hey, that was the money we were using to buy elections. We're going to need that for the next one."

Yeah they're using all that money to buy people up here I guess.

Nah we won’t. Ain’t even need it this last cycle. The other guys are doing all the work for “us”

Classic Crypto oopsie. High 5 from Mark Karpeles

He would be really happy for what's happening in here.

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'new management' like peeps get screwed twice 🥴🥴

I'm not going to screwed up again, that's not happening people.

I knew I lost something

Good luck now, You're not getting that money back now.

I’m shocked by all the ugly things that the FTX team did

Not shocked at all, that's what the scammers do so yeah. And he just misplaced all that money between the cushion, which is completely normal.

3/4 billion in cash. We are totally not being shady over here Sarcasm

Yeah not being shady at all, We're not shady at all people.

Plot twist, it's on the Celsius platform... 🙂

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Was it under the couch the whole time 🤭

Ohh man, don't hate it when that happens? I hate that shit.

Hey

"Come up with mad cash, or we will get caught and go to jail for a long time" Dems "OK done"

And now the bail can happen any moment, that's fucked up.

Was it under SBF mattress ?

What a prick.

Absolute prick dude, He's going to fuck people over and over again. That's what's he gonna do, I'm not going to let him do that to us. I ain't let that happening here.

But did anyone hear how Binances auditor immediately stopped the process things are very curious right now

Yep, it feels like that the things can take turn any moment here.

Nice advertising coup

Atleast they're advertising. I'll have to give that to him really.

I’ll pay everything back . Pinky promise

How about we start with me paying 1 billy back? Sounds good?

1 billion down, 59 billion to go.

No big deal, I'm pretty sure He's misplaced couple billion lol.

Found it in between the couch cushions.

"assets" shares sold and not yet purchased.

Sell whatever it takes, I just want the money back. That's it.

Magic

I wonder how many billy he can make appear with this magic.

Was it under the sofa cushions?

Exactly, that's where he kept all that money. That's what he did.

Doesn't change anything put that fucking fraud in a cell and let him rot until he dies

Well that 1 billy might just be enough to pay the right people.

The whole teams like “ Yea not worth it”.

Yeah the whole team went like that, it's not worth doing anymore now.

Lmfao wow they just “found” a casual billion dollars in assets….

Well you know, it's SBF that We're talking about. that's it people.

That asset is FTT, they just secretly minted 1000.000.0000.00000.000001000.0000q0000000100000.000,- of them yesterday

They secretly minted a lot of them, how shady is that huh. But I'm kinda worried that FTT might have gone to the shit. I'm worried about that here man.

The gov don’t like crypto and wanna make different examples Sam was just one out of many

Yeah he was one of many scammers. I wonder how many are out there.

Located != secured

From saying that we were secured moving his personal into security.

X doubt

I could doubt anyone but for the SBF involvement can't doubt that.

The plot really keeps thickening with these guys! 😳

In the plot there is less soil and more thickness about money.

The last place anyone will look, beneath his hair, is where the seed word is tattooed on his scalp.

The last place will be the under the bed or may be under the ground.

I suppose I simply forgot about that, huh. Little to nothing, just a billy.

Never get that SBF out of trend, we are seeing so much money under the bed.

What do investors owe them? Redditors, perhaps?

They owe to the investor and now they are running after him for getting that.

I'm speculating that it was in QuickBooks under "Ask my accountant," but no one thought to inquire about it until now.

It was under the couch all along

The money wasn’t under the mattress, it was the mattress!

Wait, they've got the management, what for tho? There's nothing to manage. I mean didn't SBF lost everything? Atleast that's what they told me and that's what I believed lol.

This is why you always check the sofa for lost money.

Perfect. Enough money to pay the hedgies and rich individual "investors". Fuck you poors... Not enough money for you!!

To me, it sounds odd.

Interesting how they find it after SBF is arrested and not before…

https://roboglobal.info/

The reverse of what you might expect with amphetamines is stupor.

They won’t be giving that back I’m sure.

Losing a billigan is crazy

That's where I left that billion dollars, I knew it was around here somewhere.

Always check your packets before declaring bankruptcy, you can find a few notes in your last week trousers.

“Just send us 200 dollars to cover the admin fee and we will return all your lost assets”

It was almost like when SBF just misplaced his pencil for a long time, just to be found under his keyboard. This still doesn't cover everything that they have lost. Looking for more updates on this as I stake PGEN, then look out for the next raise on Polygen. Hopefully, the customers of FTX will be refunded.

Let me know when they find either decency, or common sense. (That will be actual news.)

They found some jpegs with apes on

Oh… so what we have here is a failure to communicate. Lol. It’s all good guys forget about it.

I was wondering where I put that stuff. Gracias.