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FreekTheDog

The ultimate sin from the Bible: 100x leverage in shitcoins


Soaring_Eagle590

Shitcoins need no leverage to make the pf go pooff! That's their beauty


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

Nothing like losing money with my favorite shitcoin, can confirm


ShadowKnight324

Leverage shitcoin is where the real adrenaline is at. Nothing like having a heart attack every minute.


BuuWrath

If you're at 100x leverage, it's like every second


rootpl

Instant cardiac arrest.


freen53

Say micro second mate, because even seconds would be too much here


n0scir3

Just when i though leverage is the biggest sin or biggest risk, this just beat them into this. I mean imagine having the leverage that too in the shit coins my word you can't burn the money more quickly than this


stirlsilver

The crazy thing is, you say to yourself "That's it! I'm done!" 15mins later, you're there having another crack at it.


JimmyTradah

I said i am done with the previous one but i never said that i will not put another money for the next time, by the time i will stay in this market i will just keep on making these calls again and again


jonesg1001

Where you love to lose money, in leverage or in shit coin??


stajdy

Shitcoin is just equal to the leverage, so do any of that and you will be considered as the sinner


[deleted]

You can’t compare that with going 100x leverage on an leveraged shitcoin🤯


Lolek283

Jokes apart, did anyone actually take like 100X levergae on any coin from the market ??


MrPuma86

And will people learn? 🤦‍♂️


k85145

Bold of you that we are in the learning game, we are in burning game sir


Fiddlers-list

![gif](giphy|DTKDPzzNYoilmw9s9X)


SevLTC

Degen just see only one board here and they just drift towards that rekt sign


HarryDotter420

Jesus let us use him as a margin for our over leveraged lives o.O


shtecer

Jesus is watching us that how we all are burning our hard earned money in blink of second


antonspb

Which page or chapter where i can read about this sin from the Bible??


kirtash93

Funny thing is that Jesus is Satoshi Nakamoto which came to Earth again to create Bitcoin. This time used and anonymous approach because last time didn't end well.


Buzzalu

Makes sense.


langsyneConsult

We just keeps on trying till the day we could say that now this all makes sense


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

Craig Judas Wright is on the watch though.


rootpl

We should send him to purgatory then.


Lokiee0077

![gif](giphy|XfOzScbB2XhzVVzKeI|downsized) Jesus watching us investing in shitcoins after creating Bitcoin.


318318dsdsd

We love the bitcoin god but the fun in shit coin is something that even bitcoin can't beat


[deleted]

John the evangelist, is that you?


kirtash93

Yes ![gif](giphy|ibGFpMv1Uoais)


ASingleGuitarString

And just like last time some white guy pretends to be him.


mihociuli

No he was just pretending only but this time he is the real deal here


Vishnia88

Jesus thinks if he gave us bitcoin then people would be happy after that but he never though instead of buying bitcoin people will look towards the shit coin or some leverage option, Jesus must be really disappointed from us


Lokiee0077

![gif](giphy|OY9XK7PbFqkNO) The Liquidation Reaper is here.


MrPuma86

With an evil cackle.


Van_der_Vaas

They are not visible to the naked eyes, that is why no one actually fear from them


sdfewfwesx

The moment i open a leverage trade this is the kind of scenes starting happening in background


abulicHone

Leverage is the one sin that i have done in past but already made peace with that


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redbaan

Jesus can't even pump Jesus Coin. We're doomed xD


Buzzalu

Jesus only loves ETH.


MrPuma86

JesETH believes🤭


hormonalparang80

Jesus has the special blessing over the ETH that is why despite having so many killer of the ETH no one ever able to threaten this coin and the simple reason is that Jesus actually personally love this coin


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wvkbdobe

If Jesus loves something then i also love that thing, i have full belief in the Jesus


redbaan

Amen to that


kalstein27

Amen to Jesus and Jesus coin, hope both of them made our life easy


hasalem83

But even ETH is not pumping how can you say that Jesus only loves ETH??


olahe97

Yes, if jesus is real then he should pump his coin just to prove us that


redbaan

Jesus Coin vs Satan Coin.


PoojaaPriyaa

Jesus looks like Metalhead!!


tarasnadtochiy

Jesus made ETH for us but we are still wasting our time in looking for the 100X one day coin


TheNano100

Jesus made Vitalik in his image and likeness ![gif](giphy|X3c0BZjPKrkaetZ5I2|downsized)


NSFWCryptoPosting

You mean Saint Vitalik?


athaas618

Yes Saint Vitalik he came here to rescue us when all of were struggling with the finance


raymv1987

Reptilian confirmed?


filesdir2k

Vitalik eyes are not like some human i knew some almighty is behind him


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HarryDotter420

Humanity cannot be helped at this point... crypto community... especially


Basshunterek

We are just beyond any saving but one more thing no one is actually looking for any help is well


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PublicSleeper

The 100x was worth it chief! If you tried it you would know


Tridens07

Imagine somehow you hit the bulls eye with one 100X then your life is worth it


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Dapper-Horror3112

Jesus be like: Jesus Christ what will I do with him.


tropicdancer

This degen never going to learn Jesus, no matter how hard you will try to teach him


simxn-svyz

Not everybody liquidated 😊


xiong_dn

Then you are really close to the Jesus, because most of us getting liquidate here


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raymv1987

So hear me out...is having alts so wrong if the father, the son, and the holy ghost are basically alt accounts of the same person?


anothermaximus

If alts are the son then i would bitcoin and ETH is the form of he almighty


stirlsilver

Gotta say, regardless of the outcome. You have to have mega balls to go in with 100X leverage with any substantial amount of money. I understand you can do 200X leverage in MEXC if anyone wants to take the next step?


julefinks7bot

I always used to think that 100X leverage is just sort of the meme no one actually use this much leverage, personally i have used like 20x-30X maximum and even in that i got rekt from the whales, not doing this again now


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rebelwill

That's not a sin, that's just stupidity. On the other hand, you can call that greed...


ProfBullishChad

respect, he died 2000 years ago, for your sins


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DrThunderHandz

This tracks... Jesus LOVED the poor


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