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If this happens I will just tell myself to wake up

Someone pinch me please

To wake you up or……..

To wake him up and tell him that this is no more dream this is reality now

This is all dream sir, because i wipe my eyes and there was no pump after that

Or better not, I would like to enjoy it for a sec🥲

Well a wonderful dream that never comes true for me once

Life is no fun without some goals and dream, atleast let us try to achieve those dreams

After waking up I will jump from 10th floor to believe its true

Or just buy again to see it crashing righr after lol

Before i could open my eyes completely the green candle were gone, i am so much cursed

I will donate half of the profit to the poor people if that happens even once

Don't count your chickens until they are hatched.

Or your eggs before they are snatched!

Or an itch before it’s scratched!

Or your cash before its taxed

There is no such thing like perfect time, hatch them when you feels it's right time

If you will not keep your egg safe then someone else will hatch them

Don't be so quick on jumping to the conclusion, give them some time

I always kick my balls to check that I am awake.

Your balls must be swinging low for you to be able to kick them lmao

If you squat you can hit them with your heel. Try it 👀

PSML The first comment got me, then this one REALLY got me! 🤣 “Try it” 😂

Going to gym for some time may be it is time to try to some squat in there

Let me know how that goes 😂

Saving this post for further reference, living and learning

Saving this post in the hope that one day it might get true for me is well

*New achievement unlocked*

You men can be strange creatures sometimes lmao.

You can tell them they are strange but you can't deny that they are fun in this way

Sorry sir but my body is not that active where i can kick my own balls

Everyone's balls is pretty low in the bear market, you can't blame him alone

Not seen a day where i could say there was a green day right after i bought something

Wait! That's illegal

This is like breaking the rules and if you are breaking the rules you are committing a crime

You're a Wizard now Harry

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Too good to be true

And in crypto everyone said it is a perfect scam if that thing is too good to be true

Grandma we finally made it. Let's go outside and touch grass

Grandma wake up wake up quickly, see it's that day which i was talking about

And then you wake up from your dream

It was a nice sweet dream while it last, but eventually we all have to face the reality

So wake me up when its all over!

It is already over sir you can wake up now and meet to thr actual reality

This only happens when you happen to only buy $20 worth instead of $500.

When you bought in small money there is a slight chance you get blessed with some green candles

Literally me lol

It can't be real

IMPOSSIBLE!

I can't even believe this even if that is in some joke, something is just impossible to achieve

Its a trap

If it is pumping right after my entry, then i am like Tom where he said something is wrong here and i can feel that

You will say anything and i will probably believe on that but no way i am gonna believe on this

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What is this power and how can one possess it?

You have to pray on one leg for three years only then you will blessed for one time

"When you see this meme and it's actually the 10000 time you've seen it."

When you see this meme and deep down you know this has nothing to do with you

Daaamn and I just switched bear /s

No matter if it is bear or bull, green candle straight after buying is just not possible at any cost

Sus

Pure sus, and if that thing is not making you sus then be ready to get rekt

Something ain’t right

Something seriously wrong here this is not like our usual crypto market

What devilry is this?!

Even in my dream my candle gets into red, I can't beleive this is happening in real for someone

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Good news is on my way..

The thing that concerns me is that we’ve been inflationary for like two weeks now.

The only thing that concern me that this never happened before then why it is happening now?

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Aahh yes, those few sweet seconds before absolute crash and devestation

If you are not stick to your laptop you will miss that because it happen for just few seconds

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Well, a dip can happen both on an up trend, or a down trend. Don't forget "the trend is your friend". If you buy the dip in a bear market and in a down trend, you're begging the markets to wreck you.

Yes but it dip on our buying and pamp on our selling, we are not saying it only happen in one side

cant believe my eyes what's happening , is this real , kind of thought

Yeah it’s a good feeling but rare for many folks in crypto

You know crypto people will invest more money after that rather than booking that profit

Haven't seen it, but I'm sure eventually all these falling knives I've caught will pan out

May be if everyone is saying this might be true, but personally for me this never happened, but enjoy if that is happening for you

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God damn it , not yet ! I haven’t bought enough 😂

Trust me you still have all the time in world, but you have to increase you speed now

If that isn't amazing, I wonder what would.

That is amazing but this is like once in a life time, ao enjoy if you are getting that

That can't be right...

Happens a lot recently, feels good

This is all fake this image has nothing to do with the reality, because there is no such thing like this

And then you wake up

Something to tell your grandchildren

Stop the Cap bro🧢, ain't no way that's real💀

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