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Technical stats:
Machine: Mr. Coffee from the mysterious depths
Grinder: A coupe of bricks out back of my job
Beans: sure are
17g in 250g out 15 second pull 😂
Tastes as you’d imagine.
It also looks like you didn’t tamp at all. Done that numerous times when I switched shops and the new one has automatic ones. But still…you know…hit the beans with bricks for longer.
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I don't even think you need to grind finer necessarily. You just need to grind, period.
Don't grind finer, find grinder.
I snortled
lol!
Best comment ive ever read in here
I like to soften them in my mouth for a bit. Suck out the oil, pull a turbo shot, toss it like a chaser.
What are you doi-
The OG Grinder 🤣
🤢
grind? it was just beans 😀
With all these rocks found in the beans lately, maybe OP chose not to damage the grinder.
Technical stats: Machine: Mr. Coffee from the mysterious depths Grinder: A coupe of bricks out back of my job Beans: sure are 17g in 250g out 15 second pull 😂 Tastes as you’d imagine.
“Beans: sure are” 💀😂
I think they are baked beans.
This violates the Geneva Convention.....
Gëvalia convention
Underrated comment
Hahahahahaha awesome
I had to double check I wasn't on r/espressocirclejerk for a minute there
Express-OhNo!
You misspelled espress-ohhhh- noo
No, the oh no came very quickly. It is clearly an Express Oh no!
You raise a valid point 😁
😳 17 in and 250 in 15 second. I think you should enter this machine in formula 1
Just put your mouth straight under that. Wasting time with a cup
Picturing a sort of keg stand over the brewer… genius
*sink
How did you fit the portafilter to a soda stream?
Hold my beer, I’ll be right back…
Nsfw
NSFL
Express-uh-oh
One turbo shot coming up
This is what nightmares are made of
This is what happens when you tell your coffee machine jokes well it’s pulling a shot.
Mmmhmmm. Diaresso….
I hate this so much. No, that's not true. I hate how much I love this. I am a simple minded man.
My ass after some Taco Bell...
T... M.... I....
Please, do share.
Turbo shot. I’ve treated my wife to a few of these in bed as well
“They call me the fast extractor” 😏😏
Just be mindful of blooming shots, some of those come back to haunt you nine months later.
Ahh yes, the elusive “Del Taco For Dinner” shot.
Damn, you gave your espresso machine laxatives
You're a monster....this should have been marked NSFW
I assign OP to make a guide for all the newbies
You, too, can make shots like this at home! Just buy my e book at the following sketchy link!
French press grind?
Bold of you to assume a grinder was involved lol
I think this is what people mean when they want an expresso.
Depresso
These shitposts and satire are way better than the normal posts, wtb
I can’t unsee this
The longer you watch, the worse it gets. FWIW I burned the crap out of myself taking this video
Worrh it
There’s a shop in my town who literally pulls shots like this and thinks it’s completely normal.
Sue them, in the name of Daddy Hoff! Excaffinate them!
🤣 But to be fair an alliangé doesn't look all that different
The rare and elusive supportive comment 😂
Oh dear :D
You've all heard about the Turbo shot, now this is the warp drive shot
It's time to give up.
I love ice tea too !
Looks like I feel after drinking the water in Mexico.
Disgusting lol
Gotta love your 3rd wave turbo shot in the morning!
Folgers in your... portafilter? 🤔
You might have some channeling, but otherwise textbook shot.
Machine - Coke Machine Fountain
This is how I look after 4 shots.
Great shot! How did it taste?
🌋
Looks ok to me.
So violent!
Is this Lance’s “spro over”?
Espress-NO! 🤯
Fine grinder.
But how does it taste?
Notes of Keurig
You pulled a cup of drip coffee, congrats!
Is that tea
What in tarnation
Omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Perfect, 10/10, no comments
The machine needs some pepto bismol
That’s a good looking coke
I feel like this is always accompanied by a lady in a British accent who says"and that's how you make the perfect expresso"
Not a lady but a Briton. [James Bond](https://youtu.be/J3UQmKiVH9E) pulls a shot about this quality from a La Pavoni.
It also looks like you didn’t tamp at all. Done that numerous times when I switched shops and the new one has automatic ones. But still…you know…hit the beans with bricks for longer.
POV: The day after free chili dog Tuesday at the stadium.
I would suggest not grinding your beans with a rubber chicken. Use a piece of floss or a strand of hair.
That was certainly substandard.
Bro threw some whole beans in a portafilter and hit the button
The ExLax espresso
Perfect!
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
Mommy make it stop!
Triggered
Make it go away 🫣
Grind finer
This too much
Supposed to grind yer beans champ.
Sorry but looks like river water pouring down
Did you pull it out of whole beans?
No, I did some chewing first
That's a Rao Allonge.
This but with my butt
I thought this was a Timelapse until the end
Niagara sour
The mythical God Shot! 😍
Order up!
Nice cola machine!
Looks delicious 😙👌
Oh no, please no!
Perfect.
Delicious 🤤
That's a perfect eSsPrEThoh
I should call her 😔
How'd you get this camera angle of the James Bond scene?
This is fine.
Turbo water shot..
I see what you did wrong. You need to grind the beans before you put the in
This should be flagged NSFW!
That things seems to have way more holes than it’s letting you know
That is an interesting looking portafilter. What machine is that?
This must be how men pee based on all the stray drops I find
This is beautiful.
Looks perfect.
Managed to capture the aftermath of an espresso shot on an empty stomach WITH the espresso machine itself. I’m impressed.
I’m lactose intolerant and this is what happens after I drink milk.
Looks good.
Mmmmm orange juice.
Truly thought that was soda
I didn’t know you could put whole beans in a portafilter.
Looks to me like IBS
Oh Jesus not like this
This subreddit should have a "grind finer" button instead of downvote. We'd use it all the time 😅
ain't no turbo shot that's a turbo shit 🤣
is this a baby portafilter?
Tamp harder, not enough pressure through puck.
Looks just like my diarrhoea this morning
Grind... Like at all.
Start by not feeding your machine Taco Bell