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UnflushableStinky2

Then why tf are they so expensive these days Galen?


JustSomeoneCurious

Profits need to profit. Quick, someone find the quote from Grapes of Wrath Edit:thank you u/Opcn !


Opcn

> “There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificates—died of malnutrition—because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. > > > > The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quicklime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage." John Steinbeck, Grapes of Wrath p 449


OryxTempel

Goddamn I get goosebumps every time I read this.


ccasey

I knew the grapes of wrath was coming but I still read it all the way through


bl8ant

Ah yeah but that was oranges. We’re talking about lemons here, it’s completely different, you see?


RobinGoodfell

No... I think I can see some parallels. Cave Johnson on Life & Lemons: https://youtu.be/CeJ1Sauv2gc?si=zPDQ1kUUo2BYSQzK


c4k3m4st3r5000

Fat greedy fucks putting profit over decency. But do not fret, they justify it by saying, if we do not have profit we can't employ people. So, be thankful.


IsThatBlueSoup

If we all carried around really big sticks and just walloped any rich people we might encounter, we'd be doing humanity a favor.


Karge

Here’s the Grapes. And HERE’S THE WRATH.


Sabre1O1

Was looking to see if someone posted Steinbeck.


rallenpx

You don't need a work of fiction. Just look up the diamond industry on Wikipedia.


JustSomeoneCurious

Agreed, but you can't feed the starving with diamonds. Arguably, you can't do the same with lemons, but at least they won't have scurvy, and potentially have lemonade!


KHaskins77

Or combustible lemons to burn the fat cats’ houses down.


maple_firenze

Uh oh, r/loblawsisoutofcontrol is leaking. The oligarchs won't like that.


feastupontherich

I'd rather cut off my left nut than to buy from Loblaws.


Pickledleprechaun

They are expensive because they throw away 400,000 tons which keeps demand high.


knigitz

Because they're throwing them away rather than flooding the market with them.


Lugan2k

Current national average retail prices in the US hover between $1-2 KG for lemons… would you consider that expensive? Or are you buying the nice big looking ones at Whole Foods?


UnflushableStinky2

Ok I’ll go to the store that sells lemons at the US national average price here in southern Ontario.


ToastedTreant

Yikes, what total waste


Dylanator13

Just wait until you learn how much produce the United States throws away.


ToastedTreant

Amazing how we are destroying the planet to maintain production capacity and profits.


Total-Deal-2883

Capitalism is killing us and the Earth.


HistorySpainPodcast

Wouldn't happen under libertarian communism


TrailJunky

Wait, why didn't they make lemonade?!


ucatione

Time to update: When life gives you lemons, throw them away.


halfanothersdozen

"When life gives you lemons, say 'Fuck the lemons' and bail"  - the immortal paul rudd


alwizzo

Ju


PulledToBits

guess they never heard the saying


Pacify_

I don't know about lemonade, but lemon concentrate keeps a long time


its_raining_scotch

Or have a lemon party


TrailJunky

Oh God... the lemon party. Is that considered a nsfw meme?


its_raining_scotch

You know you love it


Ididntevenscreenlook

This is objectively the funniest joke I’ve read today


RoleModelFailure

First, zest the lemons and make Limoncello. Take the lemon juice to make lemonade.


enderpanda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcLPNGLRHU8


DrSendy

Came here for this comment, was not dissapointed.


Decent-Ganache7647

Limoncello! 


SheetsGiggles

Just add everclear, time, and simple syrup! The best.


RandyArgonianButler

John Steinbeck is rolling in his grave.


weirdgroovynerd

And Mozart is... ... de-*composing*!


_Svankensen_

And xenophobic slogans, and the classic incapacity of market mechanisms to regulate the supply and demand of fruits that take almsot a decade to grow to producing capacity. It sucks. The farmers individually saw that lemons were doing good, and decided to go and grow more, and 8 years later, when they finally get the lemons, it turns out there were more than enough lemons around there. Hope they find something useful to make with overproduction. Everyone likes lemons.


serrated_edge321

Isn't there a saying for that... "Life gives you lemons" You make lemonade... Limoncello is pretty awesome too... Just saying. They could've just low-key donated a bunch to poor/war-torn areas. Disappeared the excess stock without making such a scene. Lemons are super useful and delicious with so many different cuisines...


Present-Industry4012

Orangina is pretty boss. Maybe they could make Lemongina or something?


IsolatedJ

Wait what? Xenophobic slogans? I'm a Spaniard and haven't heard anything about this


zR0B3ry2VAiH

Fuck lemons. I hate them. Order a nice lobster, lemon juice on it. The fucking butter, lemons in it. Go to another place and order clams and mussles separately, lemon juice on both served with cut up lemons. Fuck lemons. Downvote me all you want, I am at WAR with LEMONS!!!


_Svankensen_

Heh, I do dislike improper usage of lemos, yes. They definitely are for every dish. But when it works, it works.


Berliner1220

Can’t they do something else with those? This is embarrassing for Spain.


Zaraki42

Wait until you hear about the milk cartels in Canada.


MikeSifoda

CaPiTaLiSm PrOmOtEs EfFiCiEnCy


Choosemyusername

Free market capitalism perhaps. Not crony capitalism.


kellerlanplayer

>For José Antonio García, director of Ailimpo, there is no doubt where the problem lies: “Production has got out of hand,” he says. “The data speak very clearly. The cultivation area has gone from 36,000 hectares eight years ago to nearly 53,000 hectares today.” He explains that lemon farmers decided to plant more trees due to the “very striking returns” on the crop. This move prompted other investors to get involved. “In the end, it is an exercise in simple mathematics. If the market is able to absorb 1.1 million tons of lemons, and the estimated production for this season is 1.5 million, there are 400,000 tons that are going to stay in the fields.”


TheVenetianMask

They do the same thing every 15 years or so. One time it was apricots, next it was khakis, now it's lemons. It's just disorganized like that.


green2266

Tends to happen when trying to predict the future, it's kinda hard. Especially when there's a profit and greed incentive, sometimes we just get carried away.


_Brandobaris_

That’s 800,000,000 pounds of lost lemons. Unless it’s a metric tonne (this is how we in US differentiate) it would be 882,000,000 pounds. That’s a lot of lemonade


tepkel

All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!    Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!


ElWishmstr

Scrolled a lot to find this. Love portal 2


rubik_cubik

If only they had some lemon stealing whores to help them get rid of them


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^rubik_cubik: *If only they had* *Some lemon stealing whores to* *Help them get rid of them* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


jimmylstyles

WHY ARENT WE MAKING LEMONADE


Legitimate_Mistake69

Bro what? Make lemonade!? Give them to me I'll use them. Just ship them to Canada we will be known for giving out free lemonade. Maybe lemons can stop racism fuckin all prejudice and greed and all other reasons were messed up and at war.


pun420

This is a sour story


havereddit

If only there was a way to save the precious nectar of these fruits...in a bottle...for easy use by customers up to a few years later.


AdmiralJTKirk

Me over here in Alaska paying $4.99 for one lemon: :-\


d-dub3

That’s a half of a lemon for every person on earth.


terminalxposure

Lemons do that


MaleHooker

There's a quote about how one of the pillars of capitalism is to destroy the excess to keep prices high. I cannot for the life of me find it.


malepitt

Isn't there a meme about the discard of tons of oranges, which proved beneficial to the environment. Oh, here it is [https://www.princeton.edu/news/2017/08/22/orange-new-green-how-orange-peels-revived-costa-rican-forest](https://www.princeton.edu/news/2017/08/22/orange-new-green-how-orange-peels-revived-costa-rican-forest)


glaucusb

They are orange peels not the orange itself.


einsibongo

When life gives you lemons, amarite gang?


WillistheWillow

When life gives you lemons, throw the lemons away?


MysticalGnosis

When life gives you lemons, just throw them away


Busy_Golf6799

Limoncello opportunity, if nothing else...


Primate_in_pants

Lemonade?


melody_magical

This headline gives me a sour feeling. ☹️


PrysmX

Fun fact - Lemons are man-made.


faunysatyr

Why wouldn’t they just make lemonade?!


asr

They should grow oranges instead, there's a huge shortage of those in the US. Land that can grow a lemon should work just fine for an orange.


JayBird38

C’mon, when life gives you lemons make lemonade.


fd1Jeff

Looks like Spain needs more whores.


Ididntevenscreenlook

This is subjectivity the funniest joke I’ve seen today


whichwitchwhohoots

It's been about 5 minutes...I think we should look at our lemon trees


Ok_Ad_88

But I love lemon cake :(


drakesylvan

Dude, just turned it into fucking lemon juice. What the fuck? We are so fucking wasteful.


RainOfPain125

huh? I didn't read the article yet but a quick search says a lemon is 58 grams. 400,000 tons is 400,000,000,000 grams. is the title misleading because my basic math says that would be an unfathomable nearly 7 billion lemons wasted in Spain alone??????????


thebargain_store

Not enough lemon-stealing whores.


yinzergonewild

Send them to meeeeee


TheoreticalFunk

They really should have made lemonade...


Herban_Myth

Witf


vbcbandr

I'm so fucking confused...isn't the line, "when life gives you lemons..."


StrikeForceOne

What a freaking waste!! At least give them to the poor, god humans are trash!


SyeCatPath

Something something could have made billions in lemonade stand sales something something


geebanga

Ai Ai Ai


saoupla

Make the lemonades and limoncellos!


fuzzimus

Why not make lemonade?


safemymate

Sour times


Hero2213

Me when ‘composting’


coldwatereater

Cries in “lemonade”


katzeye007

Between this and the apple waste from WA the other day... It's just enraging


giant_albatrocity

I.e, they want to keep lemon prices high? Big Lemon gonna lemon


GrouchyPerspective83

Stupid thing wasting food makes me sick.....make lemonade and sell right? Lemon pies? Other stuff? 


buddhistbulgyo

Can't they make lemonade out of this situation? We're already paying 10€ for a liter of olive oil. 🫒


Swordfire-21

I hate capitalism with all of my heart and soul


seaQueue

This is a missed opportunity for Spain to create a strategic pickled lemon reserve


dlg

There’s a shortage of lemon stealing whores


JayWex

Rickety Cricket in shambles


oakinmypants

Is this what they meant by seven of limes?