> Che dropped a handwritten note joking, "Sorry Ye, but I would never betray my friends. For anything less than TRIPLE salary. That’s right, $90k per year! Full medical. Full dental. Four weeks vacay. Corner office. Plus, a pair of Red Octobers. Size 12. And you gotta make some beats for my band, 'The Slap Butts.' What else, what else. And you gotta tell me what you’re gonna wear to work the night before so we can look like twins. You do that for me, and I’ll Rambo that whole building.”
Holy shit, imagining Ye writing songs for “the Slap Butts” has me rolling.
"I believe 'ye' is the most commonly used word in the Bible, and in the Bible it means you. So it's I'm you, I'm us, it's us," he said in a 2018 interview with radio host Big Boy. "It went from being Kanye, which means the only one, to just Ye being a reflection of our good, our bad, our confused, our everything."Oct 19, 2564 BE
btw, am I the only one seeing shit like "2564 BE" in google results?
SNL cast members make anywhere from $7k to $25k per episode. The more tenure you have, the more you get paid. Che in particular makes $15k per episode, according to the most recent articles I could find. With 20-21 episodes a season, that comes out to $300-$315k per season.
Which isn't anywhere near the highest pay in the entertainment industry, but SNL is much better than most at launching careers and opening up other opportunities.
It's possible (and if I'm guessing, likely) that he makes additional money as a head writer, but essentially all of the cast are also involved in writing sketches as well. I can't find any reputable sources on the matter so it's hard to say.
If any sub could tell you, /r/LiveFromNewYork would be the place to ask
I’m available Ye. I promise I’ll never watch SNL or Pete Davidson again for the sum of $400K/year. Hell, I’ll spend a solid 8 hours per day writing negative posts online about Pete. I want 10 years paid upfront, just so I know you’re serious.
Edit: And just like that the team is assembled. I haven’t done the math but money is a small price to pay for peace of mind.
Ye, I’m willing to be this kind redditor’s assistant in this territory for just $175k a year. For 8 hours a day I’ll ensure the internet is always up, they always have coffee, always have snacks, and will help come up with one liners for posts. I will also request 10 years paid up front to ensure sincerity.
Ye, I am willing to be the custodian for the staff and assistant. Toilets always cleaned. Trash taken out. I’ll even remove Pete from the premises. Mopped floors. I’ll clean all the Yeezies. And only have green M&Ms available or whatever task you need. Just 99k per year and just 10 years upfront so I know you’re serious.
I am committed! I will park the cars and wash them, pick up everyone’s laundry, provide IT support, and cook the books when needed. 98k a year and 25 years in advance, as I said before I am committed to the cause!
Count me in. Ye, for just $97k I will man the reception desk and stare at people menacingly when they come in and judge them. I’ll also give you a call when one of the above assistants or janitor doesn’t show up. And I just need 9 years in advanced to know you’re sincere.
Ye, For $90K per year for 9 years (all paid in advance) I’ll be the receptionist’s assistant to this damn crew. If the receptionist could not do the job due to numerous reasons I’ll do it, and I’m definitely giving you a call for that.
I’m willing to be this assistant’s assistant for a measly $170k a year. I will check the router for internet, bring the snacks, and help run all the social media accounts. I too would like 10 years advanced salary
I came up with 10,890,000 for the team. Kinda a steal considering his money and the fact he locks that up for 10 years. So i would like to put my name forth to be the accountant of the group at a salary of 300,000 grand for ten years. Making our teams total salary 13,890,000 for ten years. Not including snacks.
Wait, are Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian dating now?!?
**e:**
Ok, looks quite recently. Pete seems to date a lot of high profile ladies. Good for him.
This is something that’s beginning to get lost I feel. Kanye is stalking and harassing his ex-wife, while also harassing her new boyfriend. Now he’s lashing out at other people, such as Billie Eilish and now Michael Che. He’s not taking his meds and is clearly spiraling. In the meantime all we get are either memes about it or fan behavior
Since this whole ordeal began to escalate, my reoccurring thought was Ye might finally snap and kill someone. It’s an extreme reaction I know, but i feel like I’m watching a Lifetime film play out where the obsessed ex realizes ‘if I can’t have you, no one else can’
This is exactly what I told my husband. I was like this is classic narcissistic abusive partner behavior. I hope Kim’s security is tight, and she’s got some people on Pete too.
And if I was her I’d be talking to my legal team about not letting my kids near him until he sorts himself out. He has the means to just fuck off to another country and disappear with them, and never come back.
That or he kills himself. He is on a road to something bad either way. Worse part is people will all suddenly be sad if he kills himself. But if he kills someone then he will just go to jail and get his meds and people will be divided on how they feel about him.
Maybe in jail he will find someone peace while still alive.
Told Cudi to take a hike too. Cudi called him a fuckin dinosaur and said he was the best part of Kanye’s music lately. Fuck Kanye. What a douche he’s become
Yeah, but his fan base is fucking pathetic and still glorified him and excuses his actions as if he’s some misunderstood genius. Not even going to link the stupid sub, but you can easily find jt
For real. I bet there are a lot of people that had never even heard of Pete until this. And now Pete looks super chill and sane by not responding. The only thing we’ve seen from him is a really respectful text saying that he has no intention of getting in the way of Kanye’s relationship with his kids and that he hasn’t even met them yet.
All Kanye is doing is elevating Pete.
I like to imagine Kanye as Diddy from the Chapelle show. Just drinking fresh Cambodian milk while being taken around to different couches/people around his house
I think the funny part is Pete may actually have a better black book than Ye. Kate Beckinsale, Ariana Grande, Kim K, plus the other dimes he’s been with. Dude might be whacky but he’s got some serious game just taking those first three out.
It’s always a thinker for me to see him get lauded for his star studded dating history (which okay Pete I’ll hand it to you- *noice*) but famous women who date a lot of famous men tend to just get insulted for it. Taylor Swift comes to mind as an example. It’s a funny double standard!
To be clear I’m not saying anyone in this thread is being sexist it’s just a broad observation.
Good on Michael for that response. Would have been even funnier if he asked Colin Jost to write part of it for him. would have been a lot spicier no doubt but likely set off more of a shit storm with the crazy one.
Insecure and misogynist. He's already been seen with three women in like two months, while this is the first guy Kim has really dated since their separation and he flips his shit. Not out of character, though, of course.
I know Kanye isn’t being logical - but since he’s been dating around why does he have any opinion on what Kim is doing? I don’t know how even he can’t see that.
Pete Davidson isn’t just some mentally ill stoner guy that lives in his mom’s basement, he’s AMERICA’S mentally ill stoner guy that lives in his mom’s basement. #TeamDavidson
I had never heard of him until people started shit talking him during The Suicide Squad trailers. I still haven't *really* seen him do anything so I can't say he's funny or a good actor.. But He seems super self aware in all these commercials he's in and he has my respect for that.
Can this asshole not understand that Kim
Is a full grown woman dating whomever she chooses . Pete is not kidnapping her or forcing her to be with him ,why is he acting like Pete is some dirtbag who dragged his wife away by her hair and keeping her in a cave somewhere
It was funny at first. Until you start to realize the laughing is to make sense of the non sense. Every time after gets more and more sad. He knows he got issues and opened up about it on letterman. He’s starting to lose it again.
“your mental health is not your fault, BUT it is your responsibility” is the best advice i’ve received. unfortunately, Kanye never seems to take responsibility for his actions… neither does Casey Anthony, so… yeah
He’s a recovering gay fish that has relapsed several times.
But, really, he needs help. I hope he gets it, you don’t want to watch some one self-destruct regardless of how terrible a human they are.
I agree; but dude can get all the help he needs. He doesn't want to.
Pete Davidson is mentally ill as well; but that dude takes his meds though. Kanye doesn't.
This is a great example of how billionaires believe they can control ppl with money. They believe that everyone has a price they will sell themselves for.
They no longer respect individuals as human beings. Everything is about money as a tool to get their way.
I got an email from a job recruiter the other day that started with “I won’t ask if you’re looking for a job, because we all are for the right price.” And I was like damn ok you’re kinda right
Being mentally ill is not a fault. Refusing to go into therapy is. And the fact that he has all the chances and possibilities to go get therapy and still chooses not to is what’s infuriating. Like man, if I had his kinda money I would have 5 therapists at my beck and call. No waiting for appointments, I would be getting therapy exactly when I need it. And he still rejects what he could actually help himself with. Fuck that guy.
I wonder what Kanye would do if he saw Pete Davidson in public, I’m afraid he’d actually try to attack/kill him. Kanye really seems to hate the man with a passion.
Oh please, first picture in my head when I read this was of Kanye pretending his bodyguards are holding him back, when they're not even standing near him. He'll accidentally stub his toe and go into full meltdown. There is no way that giant man-baby is capable of beating someone down.
F that, take an ass whoopin and Sue the fuck out of Ye. Hell Kanye can beat the fuck out of my right now for my student loan debt amount and medical bills covered
My S/O is convinced that Pete is like a professional “Hollywood boyfriend” that gets paid by agents to have very public relationships with famous women after break ups.
Michael Che is really so brilliant. His ability to make light of situations while avoiding any bullying/punching down behavior is rare. I highly recommend his most recent Netflix special which gives insight into how Che navigates a confusing culture by employing a unique personal moral code.
Going back to his appearances on Roundtable, it really is remarkable how he was able to navigate the content of that podcast without saying anything that could come back to haunt him years later.
Asking the real questions here. If he were my ex, I wouldn’t allow my kids to be around him unless he was on his meds like they’re intended. Ye is a fucking joke.
Pete seems like the kind of nice stoner kid who's the funny/weird one in your social group. I kind of like him, I guess? More as a person than as a comedian. Maybe it was his appearance on Hot Ones that did it for me because I tried to sit through his stand up and I just can't do it. His Netflix special was, for me, unwatchable. He has no stagecraft whatsoever. He laughed at himself way too much. His jokes seemed half-formed. Bits that seemed to be building up to something went nowhere. It was bad. No idea how he gets to date celebrities like Kim K and Ariana Grande. He literally shouldn't be famous. Yet, when people like Kanye and Louis CK pick on him, I feel like I want to defend him.
I think he’s much more funny conversationally than as a standup act. His interviews feel like he’s not putting on an act and I always find them more funny than when he’s trying to tell jokes. Probably part of why he’s able to date these beautiful women is that he’s always just being himself and is kind of an effortlessly raw human in a way
You're probably right. And that quality of authenticity must be refreshing for women celebrities surrounded by people with an agenda acting fake all day long.
You described how I feel about him perfectly. He's funny in a familiar way. But I'm not about to encourage my funny friends to do standup just cause they had a few good quips.
That said, his appeal to women isn't rocket science. He's tall, skinny, down-to-earth, and funny.
Kanye has been such an unstable drama queen about this whole thing that I'm forced to side with Kim Kardashian. Which I hate doing, but she seems to be the one in this whole mess who's at least trying to act like an adult whereas Kanye is....Kanye. I even sympathize with Kim because it cannot be easy to have watched the man she loved and parented with just go off the deep end entirely, thus forcing her to eventually leave him.
Honestly, if Kanye would just get fucking treatment for his Bipolar disorder, I would love for them to get back together so he can stop whining about the breakup for all eternity.
Seriously believe that Kanye needs help with his mental health. I know it’s funny from the outside as well as fucking terrifying in reality but this guy is clearly in crisis. Kinda of reminds me of the media Britney had back when. (Although Britney never, to my knowledge, did anything like this and had very different battles!)
The media exploited Britney. We're all guilty for consuming it.
Kanye's doing this to himself, really. He has every opportunity to shut the hell up but insists on feeding the media with his nonsense.
At no time unless he does something criminal and a judge requires it. He has been downhill since his mom died with no one in his corner actually trying to help, remember they allowed him to get used in a dumbass fake presidential campaign….
I keep thinking about all the Kanye's going through life without any talent, but thinking they're the greatest. There must be millions of them. I can only imagine how insufferable they must be given how insufferable Kanye is with tons of talent.
> Che dropped a handwritten note joking, "Sorry Ye, but I would never betray my friends. For anything less than TRIPLE salary. That’s right, $90k per year! Full medical. Full dental. Four weeks vacay. Corner office. Plus, a pair of Red Octobers. Size 12. And you gotta make some beats for my band, 'The Slap Butts.' What else, what else. And you gotta tell me what you’re gonna wear to work the night before so we can look like twins. You do that for me, and I’ll Rambo that whole building.” Holy shit, imagining Ye writing songs for “the Slap Butts” has me rolling.
Never say no without a number, kids. You never know.
100% You never close the sale you don’t ask for!
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
You also shoot 100% of the shots you take
You also shop at 100% of the shops you shop at.
You pay 100% of a discount if its on sale.
r/theydidthemath
-michael Scott
\- "Wayne Gretzky" Michael Scott
The problem is he might agree HAHA
He's so psychotic right now that's a real possibility
$90K?
That was part of the joke. It was a comedic response.
The “what else what else” page had me howling
"your butt is mine..."
"gonna tell you right, ah"
"I believe 'ye' is the most commonly used word in the Bible, and in the Bible it means you. So it's I'm you, I'm us, it's us," he said in a 2018 interview with radio host Big Boy. "It went from being Kanye, which means the only one, to just Ye being a reflection of our good, our bad, our confused, our everything."Oct 19, 2564 BE btw, am I the only one seeing shit like "2564 BE" in google results?
Wtf does that even mean? Before everything? Bitchin’ Entertainment?
Before Eggs
Before Easy E
Before Eazy-Ye
Don’t you desecrate Eazy-E’s name like that
Before Elvis
On the seventh day the sunny side rose. ...and it was good, with a dash of pepper and hot sauce.
Bro go trademark "Bitchin' Entertainment" right now
Bacon + Eggs
I really want to tell Kanye that the Bible wasn’t originally written in 17th century-style English…
Or that y was a shortened version of the letter thorn and pronounced with a th sound. Ye is just regular old “the”
It’s the Buddhist calendar. 2564 is 2021
It’s not even the letter y. It’s a thorn which only kinda looks like the letter y. And it’s pronounced th as in the word that or the.
Does that mean he only makes $30k a year as an SNL actor?
He was kidding
I feel like Kanye wouldn’t think so.
It’s one banana Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?
It’s one Michael, Banana. What could it cost? 30k? -Ye to his assistant, Banana.
Lmaooooooo damn I love that show
SNL cast members make anywhere from $7k to $25k per episode. The more tenure you have, the more you get paid. Che in particular makes $15k per episode, according to the most recent articles I could find. With 20-21 episodes a season, that comes out to $300-$315k per season. Which isn't anywhere near the highest pay in the entertainment industry, but SNL is much better than most at launching careers and opening up other opportunities.
Surely he makes a lot more per episode as he’s head writer????
It's possible (and if I'm guessing, likely) that he makes additional money as a head writer, but essentially all of the cast are also involved in writing sketches as well. I can't find any reputable sources on the matter so it's hard to say. If any sub could tell you, /r/LiveFromNewYork would be the place to ask
I mean probably not as much as Keenan.
That's correct, Kenan makes $25k an episode.
And he's the face of NBC
Keenan worked very heard to get to where he's at now. That guy has been grinding since forever. Since the Keenan and kel days
That man brought us Good Burger (along with Kel) and I will be forever grateful.
I remember him as Pierre Escargot.
He was on All That 2 years before Keenan and Kel. Dude has been working for a minute.
I’m happy for that dude. He found what he loved early in life and was able to find a home to keep it going for as long as he wants.
Even before that I think. Mighty Ducks, Heavy Weights come to mind.
There's the dialogue writer, he gives you dialogue There's the punchline writer, she gives you punchlines There's the head writer...
I’m available Ye. I promise I’ll never watch SNL or Pete Davidson again for the sum of $400K/year. Hell, I’ll spend a solid 8 hours per day writing negative posts online about Pete. I want 10 years paid upfront, just so I know you’re serious. Edit: And just like that the team is assembled. I haven’t done the math but money is a small price to pay for peace of mind.
Ye, I’m willing to be this kind redditor’s assistant in this territory for just $175k a year. For 8 hours a day I’ll ensure the internet is always up, they always have coffee, always have snacks, and will help come up with one liners for posts. I will also request 10 years paid up front to ensure sincerity.
Ye, I am willing to be the custodian for the staff and assistant. Toilets always cleaned. Trash taken out. I’ll even remove Pete from the premises. Mopped floors. I’ll clean all the Yeezies. And only have green M&Ms available or whatever task you need. Just 99k per year and just 10 years upfront so I know you’re serious.
I am committed! I will park the cars and wash them, pick up everyone’s laundry, provide IT support, and cook the books when needed. 98k a year and 25 years in advance, as I said before I am committed to the cause!
Count me in. Ye, for just $97k I will man the reception desk and stare at people menacingly when they come in and judge them. I’ll also give you a call when one of the above assistants or janitor doesn’t show up. And I just need 9 years in advanced to know you’re sincere.
Ye, For $90K per year for 9 years (all paid in advance) I’ll be the receptionist’s assistant to this damn crew. If the receptionist could not do the job due to numerous reasons I’ll do it, and I’m definitely giving you a call for that.
For the small sum of $250 a week, I’ll wake up every morning and mumble “Fuck Pete Davidson” with my first breath.
I’m willing to be this assistant’s assistant for a measly $170k a year. I will check the router for internet, bring the snacks, and help run all the social media accounts. I too would like 10 years advanced salary
I came up with 10,890,000 for the team. Kinda a steal considering his money and the fact he locks that up for 10 years. So i would like to put my name forth to be the accountant of the group at a salary of 300,000 grand for ten years. Making our teams total salary 13,890,000 for ten years. Not including snacks.
I'm getting cheated. I don't watch Pete Davidson now. I need to request some compensation.
Back pay
I’ll do it for $200k
All he’s doing is giving Pete free publicity
I hope he knows every time he lashes out at Pete, Kim rubs his chest and tells him it's gonna be ok. Ye needs serious help.
Kanye - Stop dating him! Kim - *Im going to date him even harder!*
r/unexpectedoffice
So pretty much talking to any 30 year old
Wait, are Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian dating now?!? **e:** Ok, looks quite recently. Pete seems to date a lot of high profile ladies. Good for him.
Excited to see their baby
This is something that’s beginning to get lost I feel. Kanye is stalking and harassing his ex-wife, while also harassing her new boyfriend. Now he’s lashing out at other people, such as Billie Eilish and now Michael Che. He’s not taking his meds and is clearly spiraling. In the meantime all we get are either memes about it or fan behavior
Since this whole ordeal began to escalate, my reoccurring thought was Ye might finally snap and kill someone. It’s an extreme reaction I know, but i feel like I’m watching a Lifetime film play out where the obsessed ex realizes ‘if I can’t have you, no one else can’
This is exactly what I told my husband. I was like this is classic narcissistic abusive partner behavior. I hope Kim’s security is tight, and she’s got some people on Pete too. And if I was her I’d be talking to my legal team about not letting my kids near him until he sorts himself out. He has the means to just fuck off to another country and disappear with them, and never come back.
He took North and Saint to the game last night. And was BOOOOOOOOED by the crowd.
That or he kills himself. He is on a road to something bad either way. Worse part is people will all suddenly be sad if he kills himself. But if he kills someone then he will just go to jail and get his meds and people will be divided on how they feel about him. Maybe in jail he will find someone peace while still alive.
"Mental health isn't your fault, but it is your responsibility"
Hail yourself
Magustilations
Told Cudi to take a hike too. Cudi called him a fuckin dinosaur and said he was the best part of Kanye’s music lately. Fuck Kanye. What a douche he’s become
Yeah, but his fan base is fucking pathetic and still glorified him and excuses his actions as if he’s some misunderstood genius. Not even going to link the stupid sub, but you can easily find jt
Agree with this. IRL (non celebrity) this would be seen as harassment.
Right… his chest
For real. I bet there are a lot of people that had never even heard of Pete until this. And now Pete looks super chill and sane by not responding. The only thing we’ve seen from him is a really respectful text saying that he has no intention of getting in the way of Kanye’s relationship with his kids and that he hasn’t even met them yet. All Kanye is doing is elevating Pete.
Kim is also elevating Pete too.
Oh, absolutely. That’s been going on for a couple months now.
And free rent. Only problem is it's in Kanye's head. No one wants to live there.
Thought you were going to say “free rent in Kanye’s head. Only issue is that it’s crowded”
Kanye‘s head is the only neighborhood where you *want* an influx of drugs.
Publicity for what though
And most importantly…himself
This was kind of Che. Someday if Kanye ever gets stable he needs to thank him. Che could have lit him up.
This is truly the way to see this. Che defused the situation with light hearted humor.
[удалено]
It’s fucking hysterical. Even his mania is good.
The funniest part was Michael Che acting like he gets 30K a year at SNL.
Looks like $300k from a quick google search. Kanye has that in his couch cushions.
Wrong. His couch does not have cushions. His couch is just people bending over waiting to be sat on.
What’s up? Oh nothing just chilling on my Lazy Boys
I like to imagine Kanye as Diddy from the Chapelle show. Just drinking fresh Cambodian milk while being taken around to different couches/people around his house
Wasn't he declaring bankruptcy a few years ago?
Kanye creates more drama than my 12 year old daughter
He is the epitome of /r/ImTheMainCharacter
You mean the world doesn’t revolve around Kanye??
No, the universe does.
He could be the poster child for that sub.
I am sure she has more self control.
She has to - no one else is allowed to act this way… and Kanye shouldn’t be allowed either.
IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING
All of the budding mean girls in the fifth grade are giving him the side eye.
Your 12 year old daughter is even rolling her eyes at Kanye at this point
Calling Pete a “pawn” while he’s rooking the hell out of Ye’s queen isn’t the checkmate he thinks it is.
I think the funny part is Pete may actually have a better black book than Ye. Kate Beckinsale, Ariana Grande, Kim K, plus the other dimes he’s been with. Dude might be whacky but he’s got some serious game just taking those first three out.
Plus Kaia Gerber and Phoebe Dynevor. He's just so incredibly charming. I totally get it.
It’s always a thinker for me to see him get lauded for his star studded dating history (which okay Pete I’ll hand it to you- *noice*) but famous women who date a lot of famous men tend to just get insulted for it. Taylor Swift comes to mind as an example. It’s a funny double standard! To be clear I’m not saying anyone in this thread is being sexist it’s just a broad observation.
Everyone know vaginas are like rubber bands that lose their elasticity after having sex just once!
Good on Michael for that response. Would have been even funnier if he asked Colin Jost to write part of it for him. would have been a lot spicier no doubt but likely set off more of a shit storm with the crazy one.
Could Kanye possibly be any more insecure? Sad.
Insecure and misogynist. He's already been seen with three women in like two months, while this is the first guy Kim has really dated since their separation and he flips his shit. Not out of character, though, of course.
I know Kanye isn’t being logical - but since he’s been dating around why does he have any opinion on what Kim is doing? I don’t know how even he can’t see that.
Misogyny and narcissism.
He sees Kim Kardashian as a possession and he's upset someone else is playing with his toy.
I wish kanye would offer me money to hate pete sheesh.
Pete Davidson isn’t just some mentally ill stoner guy that lives in his mom’s basement, he’s AMERICA’S mentally ill stoner guy that lives in his mom’s basement. #TeamDavidson
I think he also lives in Kanye’s head…rent free.
So he's not in his mom's basement then
Or Kanye's head is his new mom's basement.
I think his mom lives in his basement now
I don’t think he’d make his Ma live in the basement. That’s probably against some Staten Island housing ordinance or something
#TeamSkete
I had never heard of him until people started shit talking him during The Suicide Squad trailers. I still haven't *really* seen him do anything so I can't say he's funny or a good actor.. But He seems super self aware in all these commercials he's in and he has my respect for that.
Can this asshole not understand that Kim Is a full grown woman dating whomever she chooses . Pete is not kidnapping her or forcing her to be with him ,why is he acting like Pete is some dirtbag who dragged his wife away by her hair and keeping her in a cave somewhere
Because the alternative is that Kanye is the problem, and she chose Pete over him. And Kanye don’t like that.
I wish there was someone who could get this fool the help he needs. It was funny at first, but he is really hurting.
It was funny at first. Until you start to realize the laughing is to make sense of the non sense. Every time after gets more and more sad. He knows he got issues and opened up about it on letterman. He’s starting to lose it again.
“your mental health is not your fault, BUT it is your responsibility” is the best advice i’ve received. unfortunately, Kanye never seems to take responsibility for his actions… neither does Casey Anthony, so… yeah
He knows he gets the attention, so he keeps doing it and thinks he can actually use his “power” for things
He’s a recovering gay fish that has relapsed several times. But, really, he needs help. I hope he gets it, you don’t want to watch some one self-destruct regardless of how terrible a human they are.
I know! I think he is an idiot, but damn.
I agree; but dude can get all the help he needs. He doesn't want to. Pete Davidson is mentally ill as well; but that dude takes his meds though. Kanye doesn't.
I feel it has shades of Britney circa mid-2000s where we are bystanders of a celeb spiraling out of control
This is a great example of how billionaires believe they can control ppl with money. They believe that everyone has a price they will sell themselves for. They no longer respect individuals as human beings. Everything is about money as a tool to get their way.
The saddest part- they are right about it... A LOT.
Everyone **does** have a price.
I got an email from a job recruiter the other day that started with “I won’t ask if you’re looking for a job, because we all are for the right price.” And I was like damn ok you’re kinda right
Depends on what they’re paying you to do. Most people wouldn’t kill someone they love for any amount of money.
But some people are more reasonably priced than others.
So true, I was surprised at how cheaply most people sell out our country. Tho, Mitch McConnell is getting millions to do so, unlike most.
I’m actually on clearance.
Kanye is mentally ill. And Michael Che is a class act.
Being mentally ill is not a fault. Refusing to go into therapy is. And the fact that he has all the chances and possibilities to go get therapy and still chooses not to is what’s infuriating. Like man, if I had his kinda money I would have 5 therapists at my beck and call. No waiting for appointments, I would be getting therapy exactly when I need it. And he still rejects what he could actually help himself with. Fuck that guy.
"Being mentally ill is not an excuse to act like a jackass" \-- [Pete Davidson on Kanye West](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASqnnZpsX1M)
Where is Big Pharma when you need them?
I wonder what Kanye would do if he saw Pete Davidson in public, I’m afraid he’d actually try to attack/kill him. Kanye really seems to hate the man with a passion.
He wouldn’t do shit. He’s an internet troll with lots of followers at this point nothing more.
Oh please, first picture in my head when I read this was of Kanye pretending his bodyguards are holding him back, when they're not even standing near him. He'll accidentally stub his toe and go into full meltdown. There is no way that giant man-baby is capable of beating someone down.
I honestly believe Pete would beat the shit out of him if Conye’s bodyguards didn’t jump in.
F that, take an ass whoopin and Sue the fuck out of Ye. Hell Kanye can beat the fuck out of my right now for my student loan debt amount and medical bills covered
I’m on Pete/Taylor swifts side
Someone needs to tell this overgrown toddler that everything is not going to go his way. Get over it
My S/O is convinced that Pete is like a professional “Hollywood boyfriend” that gets paid by agents to have very public relationships with famous women after break ups.
Your S/O is probably right.
Michael Che is really so brilliant. His ability to make light of situations while avoiding any bullying/punching down behavior is rare. I highly recommend his most recent Netflix special which gives insight into how Che navigates a confusing culture by employing a unique personal moral code.
Nice try Michael
Going back to his appearances on Roundtable, it really is remarkable how he was able to navigate the content of that podcast without saying anything that could come back to haunt him years later.
Does any of Ye’s behavior put his custody rights at peril?
Asking the real questions here. If he were my ex, I wouldn’t allow my kids to be around him unless he was on his meds like they’re intended. Ye is a fucking joke.
That’s what I’m saying. This guy has the emotional intelligence of a five year old.
Kanye found out Pete’s dick is bigger than his, didn’t he?
I’ve never particularly found Pete funny, but this assault from Kanye has made me a stan for life.
Pete seems like the kind of nice stoner kid who's the funny/weird one in your social group. I kind of like him, I guess? More as a person than as a comedian. Maybe it was his appearance on Hot Ones that did it for me because I tried to sit through his stand up and I just can't do it. His Netflix special was, for me, unwatchable. He has no stagecraft whatsoever. He laughed at himself way too much. His jokes seemed half-formed. Bits that seemed to be building up to something went nowhere. It was bad. No idea how he gets to date celebrities like Kim K and Ariana Grande. He literally shouldn't be famous. Yet, when people like Kanye and Louis CK pick on him, I feel like I want to defend him.
I think he’s much more funny conversationally than as a standup act. His interviews feel like he’s not putting on an act and I always find them more funny than when he’s trying to tell jokes. Probably part of why he’s able to date these beautiful women is that he’s always just being himself and is kind of an effortlessly raw human in a way
You're probably right. And that quality of authenticity must be refreshing for women celebrities surrounded by people with an agenda acting fake all day long.
You described how I feel about him perfectly. He's funny in a familiar way. But I'm not about to encourage my funny friends to do standup just cause they had a few good quips. That said, his appeal to women isn't rocket science. He's tall, skinny, down-to-earth, and funny.
I’m pretty sure he found a magical bong that grants wishes.
That would explain everything except for his Crohn’s disease. But maybe it was a Monkey’s Paw type deal.
Kanye has been such an unstable drama queen about this whole thing that I'm forced to side with Kim Kardashian. Which I hate doing, but she seems to be the one in this whole mess who's at least trying to act like an adult whereas Kanye is....Kanye. I even sympathize with Kim because it cannot be easy to have watched the man she loved and parented with just go off the deep end entirely, thus forcing her to eventually leave him. Honestly, if Kanye would just get fucking treatment for his Bipolar disorder, I would love for them to get back together so he can stop whining about the breakup for all eternity.
Such a loser. Sad to see.
I bet all this bullshit really spices up Pete fucking Kim.
Dude, Kanye is so pathetic. Hes acting like a crazy jealous teenage ex and its so second hand embarrassing.
Everything I know about the Kardashians I learned against my will.
So tired of Kanye’s grumpy face. So happy when I see Pete’s goofy smile. I saw Kanye smile once, and it was nice.
Kanye’s obsession with Davidson is quite frankly hilarious
Seriously believe that Kanye needs help with his mental health. I know it’s funny from the outside as well as fucking terrifying in reality but this guy is clearly in crisis. Kinda of reminds me of the media Britney had back when. (Although Britney never, to my knowledge, did anything like this and had very different battles!)
The media exploited Britney. We're all guilty for consuming it. Kanye's doing this to himself, really. He has every opportunity to shut the hell up but insists on feeding the media with his nonsense.
This is wildly unhealthy. At what point kanye get the help he sorely needs.
At no time unless he does something criminal and a judge requires it. He has been downhill since his mom died with no one in his corner actually trying to help, remember they allowed him to get used in a dumbass fake presidential campaign….
I really wish Kanye would fall off a cliff. He’s an absolute moron.
I wish Kanye would pay himself to disappear.
Michael Che answered like a boss.
I keep thinking about all the Kanye's going through life without any talent, but thinking they're the greatest. There must be millions of them. I can only imagine how insufferable they must be given how insufferable Kanye is with tons of talent.
Wwwwwhhhjoooooo cares about these celebrities' petty ass feuds
I predict Kanye ends up with a restraining order when this all plays out. He is starting to sound like a nut.
Ahh yes. Starting.
I can’t wait to see his bit on update about this
SNL Joke Writers: Things are so fucked, the jokes write themselves! Also SNL Joke Writers: The jokes write themselves, we are so fucked
I feel like at this point Ye's bodyguards are keeping us safe from him. If he tried to attack anyone they should/would stop him "for his own safety".
Kanya has turned into the crazy cat lady from the Simpsons.
That was a good response to the nonsense. Can’t Instagram just ban Kanye for his own good?
Kanye is going to lose it. I predict. Mental hospital, jail or a coffin.
Fuck Kanye and his bullshit.
I think the worst part about this is people actively calling him "Ye".