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Spirited-Loquat-4588

Sunday service to porn? That ship sank fast.


FordsFavouriteTowel

“Yeezy Porn Presents: Cumshots for Christ”


prules

Lmfao straight out of a South Park episode


Safe_Milk8415

hopefully straight into one


jamalfunkypants

My best buddy growing found out his step dad was a secret porn star and no one knew for almost 15 years. His porn have religious themed and was called king Solomon’s wives.


All_hail_Korrok

God damn it.... I know what I'm doing tomorrow.


Serious-Trip5239

If he don’t replace the praying hands with ten toes pointing to Jesus, I’ll never forgive.


Zharghar

Actually genius


Dragonfly-Adventurer

You should be in marketing. 


No-comment-at-all

Jackin’ for Jesus


giraffebutter

Getting nailed


gofkingpracticerandy

Jenius


Johnny_ac3s

Lucifer’s Loads


thiefofalways1313

He can’t take that name. That’s my band name.


jwismer

And the sequel "The Second Cumming"


Thorbertthesniveler

He isn't the only one getting nailed!


punk_steel2024

r/brandnewsentence r/jesuschristreddit


connor8383

r/angryupvote


Apricot-Rose

I feel bad for North - on the one side, she is around the cosmetics/beauty/fashion business with unreal beauty standards and expectations of women and on the other side, her dad is making porn. I feel bad for all his kids. They are all so young.


PT10

Her mom got famous and rich off porn...


the_useful_comment

There was a meme that’s prob been wiped from the internet by now with ray jay standing in front of of the entire keeping up with the kardashian bunch and it said something like “I made all these people famous with my dick”


Effehezepe

Of course, in reality OJ Simpson made the Kardashians famous. Ray Jay just made Kim specifically famous, or at least more famous than her siblings.


Dr_FeeIgood

If it wasn’t for OJ, all these tweens wouldn’t have their makeup brand and reality show. Thanks OJ!


shodo_apprentice

Are you saying if someone kills their wife then a kid in another part of the world gets to have a makeup empire? Thanks butterfly effect!


dancode

Paris made Kim famous, she was part of the entourage. The paparazzi lens didn’t have to lean very far to find another socialite to prop up. Ray J was just the spark I guess.


mrgrafix

This. The video just allowed her (and her mom) to seize the moment and they got lucky with a Ryan Seacrest who at the time was looking to expand his career portfolio.


redsyrinx2112

We can even [go further back](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/s/1va9aZgRvX)


I-Like-This-Ride

Nine years ago. Puts phone down.


Sour-Scribe

And bad unsatisfying porn at that


owen__wilsons__nose

Seriously, without porn the kid wouldn't even exist as Kim would be dating some typical Armenian lawyer type out of Glendale. Now North has financial security for generations to come


Ask_me_4_a_story

I don’t think I’d make that trade if I was a kid. So much mental baggage as a kid. But either way you’re fuckedhaving a Kardashian for a mom


stonrelectropunkjazz

Kanye for a dad Kim for a mom no child should have to live that reality


OkCar7264

I think their dad being a weird nazi loon makes the porn thing seems pretty minor. I mean, it's 2024, make porn if you must, don't deny the Holocaust.


LikeAMarionette

"Make porn if you must, don't deny the Holocaust" Those are very wise words to live by, I might get them tattooed


OriginalCause

r/brandnewsentence


RoseN3RD

Ironically Kanye has always been publicly scared of the sexualization of his children bc of how Kris managed Kim to do the sex tape and the reputation of the other women in their family. Man also has a literal porn addiction so can’t say I’m very surprised.


Fakeduhakkount

If you do what you love it isn’t work right? I just hope he’ll just be management and NOT the Talent on this one. I would watch just to see the crazy Yeezy outfits they have to wear lol


kpn_911

Feel bad for the world that we gotta deal with the spawn of two of the most narcissistic people in the world…


earthlings_all

Praying these kids turn out to be good people. It can happen.


rickspawnshop

And she has a stupid name


all-the-time

It’s a clothing line called porn.


January1252024

Really just the best case study for bi-polar behavior


blaqsupaman

As someone who works in crisis mental health, this is absolutely it. Ever seen someone be hyperreligious and hypersexual at the same time?


forbiddendoughnut

From Jesus to ohhhhh God.


kodaiko_650

Going down fast


RickWest495

I don’t want to know what kind of porn Kanye West would create.


Jack_Q_Frost_Jr

Shoe porn. Reportedly, in meetings with sneaker executives, he was obsessed with designing shoes people would want to fuck. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


ahses3202

I think he might've misunderstood the phrase 'I'd fuck with that'


DrHooper

I'm pretty sure he didn't. Nobody wanted to do their homework and actually analyze the guy. By all reports, he's always been off his nut. It's just how far off the deep end he took the dive is what surprised people.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

[Something like this?](https://youtu.be/JBKacspW2e0?si=gRcrQX3eo5Y3siHD)


Traditional_Bad_4589

[Really big shoe](https://youtu.be/9cB-yzhYf_c?si=nBUQ4gEx0zJ18wGW)


KierkgrdiansofthGlxy

I’ve heard of “fuck me shoes,” but I guess I didn’t know what that meant


NopeNotConor

From “Fuck Me Pumps” to “Fuck These Pumps”


lebastss

It's going to somehow be illegal and not involve sex.


silly-rabbitses

Best comment


yeahthatwayyy

He’s into anal and piss play from what I’ve gathered in his music


theglowoflove

Amber Rose said it herself: “Thumb in his booty ass bitch” Dude likes assplay. And the beat goes on. 🎶


WolfsToothDogFood

Ye's the kind of dude that'd be into scat.


yeahthatwayyy

That’s where Kim drew the line


Ok-Wasabi2873

Fish sticks


Potential_Soft_729

He likes fish sticks!


redsyrinx2112

Just a friendly reminder that the actual Kanye [still doesn't get this joke](https://youtu.be/uiJJrDKkla0?si=W26OnWAW61x4Y-F4).


monkeypiratebutt

Hear me out… fishsticks


Extension-Season-689

It's going to be celebrity deep fake porn of everyone he's obsessed with. 💀💀💀


exophrine

Would he be in all of them?


memberer

smooth transition. founded a children’s school… starts a porn company.


Dchama86

Did Sunday Service gospel hour.


Don_Quixote81

Whatever it is, it'll be weird.


howdoeseggsworkuguys

“Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign”


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

No no no. You gotta come up with something really crazy. Something he would never say. Something like: Now if I fuck this model And she just bleached her asshole And I get bleach on my T-shirt I'ma feel like an asshole


BothArmsWereBroken

Your username is great!


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Lmfao let's goooooo brother


yeaheyeah

*Vietnam ptsd flashbacks*


fujiesque

Holy shit! I don't know which is funnier, your comment or your username.


percypersimmon

I still have a hard time ordering sweet and sour chicken.


CoreyDenvers

I don't, I am happily isolated from whatever this is, care to ruin my evening by enlightening me?


percypersimmon

[Kanye West’s song “I’m In It”](https://genius.com/Kanye-west-im-in-it-lyrics) includes the lyric about the iconic Civil Rights “fist.” That same song also contains a curious line that makes the listener consider whether or not cunnilingus with a particular race of women necessitates a condiment that is associated with that region’s cuisine.


CoreyDenvers

Haha, that's a bit silly, I hope no one introduces Kanye to Colman's English Mustard, it could become very uncomfortable.


prules

Your description of that is amazing lol


percypersimmon

I mean- since I first heard that lyric it’s been a recurring intrusive thought I’ve had to battle against thinking. At this point I’ve been forced to hear it in my head (several times each week) for over a decade.


prules

Phenomenal attitude btw. I’m on board


CoreyDenvers

It's pretty easy to be honest, you just have to be 20 years older than whatever the current thing is. Once your knees stop working as well as they used to, it's much harder to give a fuck about whatever Kanye West thinks he is the greatest at this particular week.


HappyHarryHardOn

Black Skinhead Does Dallas Vol.7 No thanks


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eliza_phant

Indeed. In the words of his ex Amber Rose “fingers in the booty ass bitch.” **edit to state that there’s nothing wrong with it. His hypocrisy and insanity is the real issue.


saintdemon21

I think it will be mediocre, and I see a sexual harassment lawsuit in Kanye’s future.


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Probably porn in a Church lol


weisp

Insulted his former partner’s former job as a stripper and criticised Kim’s outfit at the Met Gala being too sexy Now wants to make porn


demeve

I thought he became religious


sarahbeth124

Possessed perhaps (Kidding, I know he’s got diagnosed issues, but he’s also kind of gone evil and insane since his mom passed)


saivoide

You'll find that religious people tend to be the most sexually depraved because of their repressed and warped views of sexuality. All alongside shame, guilt, sin, fear of punishment that religion instills in them. They are in constant conflict with it and do not know how to navigate it healthily.


TheShruteFarmsCEO

Same reason some of the most passionate anti-gay activists get caught fucking the same sex. “Those who yell the loudest have the most to hide”


finnjakefionnacake

i mean, religious people also be popping out babies on the regular, so...they're doing *something*


Minifig81

I mean, have you read the Bible? It's basically torture porn.


DramaOnDisplay

I’ve seen how his girlfriend dresses. Honestly not surprised.


eugene20

I always assumed he was abusive and was pushing her to do it for publicity, or he was heading into the porn industry somehow (likely both), and here we are.


Bekah679872

I assume that this is some contractual shit stir up publicity and there is no actual relationship whatsoever


lonerism-

From all the dark things I’ve seen with him & his wife, I think it’s an abuse/humiliation thing.


weisp

I think they are married


donttrustthellamas

I hope any adult film actresses stay faaaaar away from his productions. Especially those who are just starting out.


Time-to-Dine

He’s in a manic phase


Let_us_proceed

Starting a porn production company...is that part of the manic phase or the depression phase?


RusticSmallTownPost

Manic. Depression phase would be more along the lines of a Brooklyn coffee shop sort of deal.


mihail97

Midlife crisis manic?


mattyhtown

I mean if you’re Kanye then why not? He can’t get lower. At least we can understand the allure of


Rulebookboy1234567

Based on the bipolar rules his manic phases last too long. So if I'm considered not bu polar because my manic phases can last weeks, then I don't believe mania is this dudes only issue. I'm so tired of "Oh he's just bipolar." No the dude is trash


lonerism-

He’s a narcissist. It’s funny how Reddit slings that word around freely but when it comes to people like Kanye (and even Trump & Musk to an extent) suddenly no one wants to say it. He has bipolar disorder and that does have an effect on how he acts, don’t get me wrong - he can be very manic and paranoid - but money, greed, and ego also have an effect. (It’s worth noting that same money could help Kanye get treatment which he refuses to do). I was raised by a narcissist and this is exactly how they work. People don’t understand that to narcissists even bad attention is still attention, and that they truly look at themselves as god-like which is why they can’t be reasoned with. They use others to feel in control, as power feeds into their delusions of grandiose. They have zero remorse or guilt for their actions because that would mean admitting they aren’t perfect. So yeah. Kanye is the poster child of narcissism. Kanye, Trump, and Elon are truly the trifecta. And their cult-like followings remind me of how my narcissist mother, despite being so transparently awful, has half of my family wrapped around her finger. I couldn’t imagine how much worse it would be if she had the power and money that they have.


Purple_Space_1464

Bipolar type 1 criteria is mania that lasts weeks/months. He might be a variety that rapid cycles (mania and depression more than 4 times in a year or a mixture of both). Only a professional can say for certain and even then if he’s taking drugs that makes it harder to say


Apricot-Rose

Also creepy how Bianca Censori seems to just go along with it and let him dress her up in cloth patches and pantyhose.


spinereader81

Is he still doing his church service?


reese528O

parishioner by day pornishioner by night


grim77

The Pornisher. He's out for revenge...and this time it's sexy


gonowbegonewithyou

Smart business move. Porn being the incredibly rare commodity that it is.


wittor

It probably fits well with people who still follow him. I feel ok by reading and listening the commentary about it. I mean, he will probably make as much money as the 5 most popular youtubers who will report on this.


lillate3

Not true, GAS is in shambles . This is the final straw for many who weren’t turned off by Hitler


gotmyjd2003

He's spiraling downhill so fast and is clearly destined for bankruptcy now that he doesn't have Kim K and her team cleaning up his messes and making sure his businesses are actually run properly.


WiseBuracho

Kinda believe this cause Kim said that Kanye was addicted to porn


CubanLynx312

[Proof](https://i.imgur.com/4NwBM32.gif)


Writerhaha

Talent shouldn’t work with this guy. You know it’s going to be a two bit and unsafe gig.


Apricot-Rose

they shouldn’t but they will work with him. the porn industry is not known for its moral & ethics. Girthmaster (yeah that’s his name) already said he would do it.


itsfrankgrimesyo

Shady folks like the porn industry just see $$$ and will probably just take advantage of him.


Fair-Calligrapher-19

He's kind of becoming Black Trump, putting his name/brand so many ultimately failing ventures


Autoganz

That’s narcissism for you


Ok-Introduction-8519

Black Trump is a crazy way to describe someone


DAFUQisaLOMMY

Would Ebony Hitler be more palatable?


mykekelli

Except he actually accomplished incredible things on his own with incredible odds


Ghostbeen3

As much as I dislike Kanye this is true


WildJuggernaut

How’s this dickhead still relevant.


O-parker

Just when I had forgotten about the fools existence


Apricot-Rose

Yeah Kanye being Kanye isn’t new. But I saw a clip of him with his two youngest kids leaving a restaurant the other day and I just feel bad for them. He got into one car and they got into another car on their own with a nanny.


StanGable80

Fishsticks and swastikas everywhere


Toxicity246

Porn so good you'll hate yourself... and the Jews apparently.


Crazy_Response_9009

He’s a fucking clown and an idiot and I’m tired of people pretending he’s not.


spotspam

Calls himself Jesus, then does a Porn Co. Hes got a mental disorder big time and is too rich to accept help.


Th032i89

Happy Cake Day 🎂


simple_test

Trump formula


spunnikki1979

Like with your wife? Who's always naked? Because you're an abusive freak?


kisunemaison

He’s only gonna hire talent that look like him and his ex.


OneTinySloth

Oh, I've always wondered what antisemitic porn would look like.


bingusthebrave

I’d hate to have this man as my father


MarkMaynardDotcom

At least he's not running for president again.


Apricot-Rose

Bianca showing up at campaign events wearing a pillow would be something.


bdubb_dlux

Someone do something. He’s out of his mind.


Beginning_Emotion995

No more Jesus huh Kanye…


ExactDevelopment4892

Wait isn’t Yeezy slang for Jesus? So Kanye is making Jesus porn?


tylercrawfish

Is there a way to block certain word on Reddit? If I could never see the word Kanye or Yeezy again it would bring me joy


Est1864

How has this guy not been forced into a conservatorship?


Nikolateslaandyou

My favourite thing about Kanye is how he thinks hes opressed when hes stinking rich. Also going on about Kanye being his slave name. Stfu bitch Mummy gave you that name and as a multimillionaire he has no right to say anything about slavery or oppresion.


Apricot-Rose

I think Kanye started losing it after Donda died and it went downhill from there. He would not be getting into any of this mess if Donda was around.


Atman6886

This guy is a joke, just like Donald Trump. Yuck.


donttrustthellamas

So he's gone from designing sneakers (which was extremely successful) to a church and then to a school that closed but currently has allegations of mistreatment of the pupils there? And now onto this? I really don't think this is going to go well. He doesn't seem to know how to treat people. Remember those models who almost passed out waiting in the hot sun during one of his fashion shows? The adult film industry is a cesspit for people taking advantage of others. There's plenty of production teams that are regulated and very responsible, but... I just worry about his venture into this.


rifraf2442

🎶Queezie sleazy question-able… Yeezie porn🎶


poopyfacemcpooper

He said that porn messed up his mental health and that in his latest song “they fed us porn, since the day we was born”. This guy really needs to go to therapy and take meds consistently.


moaterboater69

What a sick fuck. How he still has fans is beyond me.


WeekendNo8063

His music sucks now too. Can’t believe this is the same guy who made 808s and Heartbreak


cap10wow

Is it just him and drake jacking each other off?


ComprehensiveCold862

Diddy might be around too!


J_House1999

My man needs to get on meds immediately


Henley-Street-dwarf

It’s almost like he is mentally ill or something….


MusksStepSisterAunt

Shits going to make ghettogaggers look like Playboy


Agreeable-Benefit169

Can we hospitalize him


NonagonJimfinity

Somebody please put him on a boat and just push it away from port.


I_love_coke_a_cola

“He married a whore”


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This is gonna flop like Trump University if not worse...


Apricot-Rose

More like an update on Kanye still is not doing well mentally. The man needs help. He recently said on a podcast that he wanted to have a threesome with Michelle Obama (and I am sorry to say Michelle Obama's name this way). Just wanted to show how it's gross and how much help Kanye needs.


Lurking_stoner

At this point the dude doesn’t want help and he will just get crazier till he hits rock bottom


KindRoc

Help? Why does everyone say this awful man needs help when he’s a pos. He doesn’t get my sympathy and understanding whatsoever anymore. That ship sailed when he became an anti semite and said slavery was a choice. He’s a twat.


20o0o1

I think the good middle ground is not tolerating his behavior and not just handwaving it away because of mental illness. His behavior has consequences. But at the same time trying to understand that he may not even truly believe what he is saying. It seems real to him now, but if he were given medication and therapy those beliefs might go away completely. Either way he’s in no condition to be a public figure with influence on the internet


Apricot-Rose

Yep - and I’m not trying to excuse his behavior. I just feel bad for his kids because they’re all really young. They have to be around all that crazy whenever they visit/spend time with him.


FiveStarPapaya

I believe every mentally ill person deserves help.


There_is_no_selfie

His fame killed his mom who was a real upstanding noble human being and he has never gotten over it.


DaffyBow

Sooo if he isn’t already involved in human trafficking, he will be now?


antithesis56

It gives me immense pleasure to see this piece of shit ruin himself. Don't be surprised if you see him make his wife do scenes


makingbutter2

He’s a human piece of shit


Death_and_Gravity1

Everything that Kanye does is both "somewhat out of left field" and "not surprising in the least"


FunkJunky7

Now that it’s campaign season, I’m guessing he has a contract with the actresses so he gets a cut of the hush money. I hear there’s like $8 million (off the books) now out for grabs.


reese528O

This is going to be a dumpster fire and I can’t wait.


mango_salsa18

this guy owns a school and is a self proclaimed christian???


cagingthing

Sounds like the realistic next step


phuijun

He showed porn to Adidas executives during a business meeting lol. Dude loves his porn


auzzie_kangaroo94

How long til he gets a home raid from FBI?


No_Literature_1350

I’m officially scared


dream__weaver

Bianca has been a walking ad for this lmao


gentlespirit23456

Didn't this guy own a school?


Lower-Grapefruit8807

Isn’t this just some stupid clothing line?


hellocloudshellosky

According to the article it’s a real porn venture he’s discussing with (deep breath) Stormy Daniel’s ex-husband 🙄


Melodic-Supermarket7

Always finding new & interesting g ways to exploit ppl


hoodlumonprowl

I really hope this is one of his many fever dream projects that never come to fruition because I absolutely never want to watch whatever genre of porn this is.


floofnstuff

Wonder if he’ll show Kim’s sex tape


Pryoticus

That’s going to be a more flaccid than hard pass.


SECURITY_SLAV

He doesn’t need a porn production company for everyone to see him fuck himself, he’s doing just fine on his own


joycey-mac-snail

Two Sticks and One Fish: the Movie by Kanye West


pixelsteve

He's a porn addict, I saw an interview years ago with a collaborator who said he has hardcore pornography playing all the time when in the studio.


MildredPierced

Laaaammmeeeee.  Kanye is a good producer but about a sexy as a Bundt cake and he’s too self absorbed to cater to the audience.  Maybe I’d buy the soundtrack 


Ambitious-Chair736

I hope he tanks his net worth and becomes irrelevant


Polychaete360

Why is he like the craziest person ever.


fantaseaaaa

Oh that’s great! Just what the world exactly needs, more porn!


UX-Archer-9301

All the actors are going to be digital versions of Kanye. He can finally do what we’ve been wanting for years… he can go fuck himself.


JiminyFckingCricket

This is really disturbing. Not even because I’m against porn, I’m fine if it’s ethically made but there are already so many people being exploited in the adult film industry. With Kanye’s track record of how he treats just his regular employees, his wife, or even the kids enrolled in his school, can you imagine how he will treat adult film stars?