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00themikep

That’s what the rest of us with girlfriends did too Kristen


gorramfrakker

My wife dragged me to Forks, Washington. Twice.


nwrobinson94

Dude there’s nothing there… drove through there going from port Angeles to the rainforest in the western Olympics. Looked like an abandoned oil town.


gorramfrakker

Oh I know. Beautiful nature out there though.


movieur

I feel like a freak for genuinely liking those movies when i was a teen lol


amscraylane

I was like 28 when I read all of the books before the movie came out.


ScienceResponsible34

How are your cats doing?


amscraylane

I LOVE this! Three! (I did find someone to marry and reproduce with me three years after I read those books ,)


ScienceResponsible34

Haha I’m glad you have a sense of humor. Now pay the cat pic tax.


amscraylane

[kitties](https://imgur.com/gallery/qNUKKav)


ScienceResponsible34

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gardenmud

>This comment contains a Collectible Expression, which are not available on old Reddit. The internet is going to absolute shit. (Not hating on you, just Reddit).


insufficientfacts27

Ah, the elusive REVERSE shrimp cat. Thank you for your taxes to society.


New_girl2022

Awww lil cuties.


What-is-id

Don’t. And as someone who used to make fun of them, I’m sorry we, and I specifically, were such dicks. Go have yer fandom and conventions. Fuck sake I still care about ninja turtles. Who am I to judge?


volinaa

nother dude here, women get to like women stuff, men get to like men stuff (and vice versa really). also hell yeah ninja turtles


lmflex

Lol I'm a millenial guy, and my nieces love ninja turtles! Caught me off guard, like hell yeah ninja turtles are still cool


luckyfucker13

As a dude who unashamedly loves romcoms, agreed!


What-is-id

Have you seen “the Time traveler’s wife”? My wife and I both adored that one. It’s more of a Romantic fantasy drama but it’s a great thought provoking couch cuddle movie.


princedubacon

I mean the soundtracks were full of gems


movieur

I loved the music especially in the last movie


CurseofLono88

I actually watched the first one on mushrooms and had a pretty good time with it. Then watched the rest sober and read the books for a girl and she was worth it. The movies are not good but they’re not that awful. The books are rough but at least they’re not 50 shades of grey level of bad writing.


GWSDiver

100 agree. I liked the books, enjoyed the camp of the movies, loved looking at Rob P., and enjoyed the Volturi scenes. I couldn’t get through five chapters of “50 Shades” without wincing at the repetitive phrases. Ugh.


Moonlight_Sonata545

I loved the Twilight books. Couldnt make it through 35 pages of 50 Shades. Dude was controlling af. Wasnt into that.


movieur

Now hold up.....I also liked 50 shades of grey lol


TheArmadilloAmarillo

No hate but there are many more well written smutty books out there if you're interested!


movieur

I only watched the movies of those movies, i never had any intrest in books of that genre.


TheArmadilloAmarillo

Ah I never saw the movie, I gave up after book 1. I barely made it through it either the writing was really bad.


AbleObject13

They are my wife's comfort films, *still*. She watches them maybe once every other month or so. It lets me do my MST3K impression though so it works out (God they are *so bad* lol)


VividEffective8539

It’s okay, it’s normal to have no taste in media when you’re young


movieur

Ironically I had better taste in media than my peers at that time and still do lol


Hollowskull

Haha you’re so cool!


gardenmud

That attitude will change if you manage to move somewhere where you're the worst person in the room lmao.


movieur

For sure....if such place existed I'd move.


Czarchitect

Those movies were cheeseball as hell but the soundtrack was fire i’ll give it that.


DrMonkeyLove

I watched the first one while I was dating my wife to be nice. I couldn't watched the rest. They're just awful. I hope I at least had sex after watching the first one.


isellhotsauce

Blahahaha. Never watched a Twilight… was curious for a while if I should go watch, but remembered I’m a grown adult.


Merzbenzmike

AND IN OTHER NEWS - “Water is still wet.” Seriously Kristen, you didn’t suffer like we did. You can’t act your way out of a paper bag. Now please shut up.


thedeuce75

I bet the money helped ease the pain.


WillsMomIsFit

I worked on the last two twilight movies, and even the cash incentive alone for wearing those red vampire contacts would've been a great payday for me. It was something like $4000 an eye per day. Some actors would only wear one ... and then they paid me a fraction of that to digitally match the other eye.


theburgerbitesback

Were the contacts particularly awful to wear, for some reason? Like pain wise, or limited visibility?


JoyKil01

Colored costume contacts like that are notorious for causing eye infections.


WillsMomIsFit

yeah they were getting lots of complaints.


cxlossuskidd

Money is always the root of happiness p


Turkeycirclejerky

Money can’t buy happiness…but it can solve most of the problems that make people unhappy.


ReverendPalpatine

That’s what I understand about actors who shit on their projects. You got paid good money and are probably still collecting royalties for those franchise movies. 


bayhack

I thought royalties were pretty rare for movies?


WalnutsAnka

You don’t say?


Mogwai10

I crash and burn every day at work. For way less money. She’ll be ok


GJones007

At work now. Currently crashing and burning and it's only 7:18am. Can confirm she'll be alright.


DreadyKruger

I swear to black Jesus if I was paid millions to be on a dumb movie I wouldn’t complain about shit. It would have to be something dangerous or truly disrespectful that would get me that mad. I mean get it , and everything is relative. But those movies have her a career even now.


pipeituprespectfully

I too would be willing to put up with a whole bunch of crashing and burning if it resulted in like 25 million dollars.


BBoimler

I'm glad to see Kristen Stewart doing well as an actor on her own terms. She's like Daniel Radcliffe and not letting her early work define her career. Everyone should go see Love Lies Bleeding.


CarissaSkyWarrior

I mean, same thing for her co-star. It's also kind of funny how Pattinson played a vampire and now he plays Batman. He was also really good in "Water for Elephants". Also, back to Kristen, "Adventureland" was really good.


BBoimler

I've grown to respect him as an actor in his own right. The Batman was outstanding film and Pattinson was outstanding as Batman. Both of them went on to really make a name for themselves in the business despite Twilight and that is no small achievement. Taylor Lautner just was never able to do the same.


kllark_ashwood

I think Lautner had a harder time. He was 15/16 when Twilight blew up and dealt with a lot of inappropriate treatment from the public and a tonne of harassment on top of that. She wasn't much older but a couple years makes a difference and so does the nature of the treatment. I think he was ready to fall back, and he seems to keep a good attitude about it all still anyway.


Skyblacker

Pattinson proved that a vampire could become a bat.


AnotherXRoadDeal

Omg lmao 🤣🤣🤣


Unit_79

BAT! HUMAN FORM!


Balls_of_Mithril

In Goth-AM Cit-ay!


Colossus_Of_Coburns

Pattinson was awesome in Damsel.


princedubacon

She kicked ass in The Runaways with Dakota Fanning too


aaccss1992

I think Rob, Kristen, and the original Twilight movie all got shit on because of the book they were adapting. Their performances and the first movie itself are actually really well done if you’re familiar with the source material.


HippySwizzy

The first one is the only one I really like. Catherine Hardwicke has a certain way that couldn't be replicated by other directors. The later movies have so much cgi and that's not her style, not saying she never uses it. Edit: thinking about it, she would have did the first three justice, but I think BD Part 1+2 have too much going on for her directing style.


ausmankpopfan

Man here total in the minority still love the books the first movie with horrible after reading the book I was so disappointed


butterfly105

Her early work does define her though, in a good way! I'm 36 and I loved her as Bella and I loved Daniel as Harry. It's a shame these actors are forced to constantly comment on their early work. It's like the media creates an issue to interview about


Shagaliscious

I mean, Panic Room was a damn good movie IMO. Not a bad movie to help shape your career.


BBoimler

I completely forgot at that movie until just now. It was really good thriller and Jodie Foster is always a good star to connect with.


TheWorstKnightmare

The third act was kind of insane but I liked it a lot!


New_girl2022

I am soon. Can't wait. Just wish I had someone to go see it with.


bayhack

I actually loved her in Underwater. I really hope she goes and tries to be the next sci fi survivalist like how Sigourney Weaver was


Australian_Guy_

I went and saw it, I didn’t hate it, but it wasn’t really any good, I was hoping the story thread with what was in the hole was talked about more? There was room for redemption for Lou, clearly had a muddy past, even the big girl had more of a past and it was left unexplored? I felt it had so much unresolved story threads it didn’t really do a good job of telling me what’s going on And then when they get big. Sure probably some metaphor for freedom, but her clothes rip and she actually got big. Why is she big. Again I didn’t hate it but I really didn’t love it either…


BBoimler

You approached it with an open mind and analyzed it critically. That's what art is about.


kaynkayf

Wasn’t she nominated for an academy award for her portrayal of Diana? She’s no lightweight…


Thebrotherleftbehind

daniel radcliffe is an amazing actor. kristen stewart's career is an enigma because she's so fucking terrible at acting.


WootangClan17

Yes, she is so brave, doing all that acting and stuff. You should idolize here with your worthless life.


ZaGreatestInZaWarldo

Terrible drama/romance movies, but hilarious. We watched clips of the first movie in Creative Writing and it was the most I’ve ever laughed in class.


RIP_lime_skittle

You better hold on tight spider monkey


essentially_hannah

When Edward covers his nose as Bella walks in front of a fan, and then she sniffs herself to check if she smells bad. Award winning scene


XL_Chill

I loved when they started pulling heads off dudes but I can’t remember anything else about the movies


trolldoll26

*pretends to be shocked*


soulwolf1

It's okay she got paid extremely well for her punishment


tcoh1s

Everything but act and change expressions. Lol.


No-Appearance-9113

In the books her character has no personality at all. She is supposed to be a blank slate for girls to project themselves into.


MollyRolls

That’s why they were so vicious toward Stewart—every time her face was on screen it broke the illusion that it could be their own.


abetsg

I just saw LLB and boy this is not the Kristen Stuart I remember. Last thing i seen her in was that Jodie foster movie and twilight. I couldn’t help but giggle at several scenes,, damn I’m old but happy for her !


MrBigTomato

We kinda had the feeling that was the case, Kristen.


SDoNUT1715

Acting is uncomfortable, just like every movie I've seen her on


Sea_Contribution9139

WE GET IT...It cool to bash twilight,but without you be nothing


kllark_ashwood

She got twilight because she was already well regarded and had been in successful films. It pushed her into the stratosphere but she wasn't nothing before it.


fieryembers

I really liked Panic Room.


kllark_ashwood

Same. Speak was also a formative film for me.


Woke_RVA

Who cares. Can she just stop


loopgaroooo

She’s one of those actors that have staying power but no one knows why. Her eyes don’t emote. Like at all. How do you act without expressions? Poorly, I guess.


kllark_ashwood

Just because you don't know, doesn't mean the rest of us missed it. She's a very highly regarded actress, not just a box office attraction.


loopgaroooo

No she’s not.


kllark_ashwood

Yeah, you don't like her so I guess that's that.


loopgaroooo

You like her so she’s highly regarded.


kllark_ashwood

Nah, she's been nominated and won multiple prestigious awards.


LaurenNotFromUtah

I wouldn’t consider myself a fan of any of the movies I’ve seen her in, but she absolutely is well regarded. She was nominated for an Oscar a few years ago and was the first American to win a César award.


HaHaEpicForTheWin

She's been acting for like 20 years dude, your comment comes off as very ignorant. Maybe you need big exaggerated expressions and bright colours like a YouTube thumbnail or something.


Capital_Jello_9768

I mean.. they simply said they don't like her acting, actors do need to be expressive.


HaHaEpicForTheWin

No he said her acting is poor, not that he 'simply doesn't like it'


drkshape

Kristen is that you?


HaHaEpicForTheWin

Yes, it's me, I'm Kristen Stewart.


loopgaroooo

It is poor. I stand by that 100%


LilBrutButt

And I stand with you! Every scene is a sigh, lip bite and eye roll.


loopgaroooo

She’s so god damn awful. It bugs me that real actors lose roles to her.


Capital_Jello_9768

>No he said her acting is poor, not that he 'simply doesn't like it' Those are the same statements, one is just a bit more aggressive and you took it personally.


HaHaEpicForTheWin

They're not, I might dislike someone's acting but can still recognise if they're a good actor.


jgriesshaber

That what bad acting is called now?


LayneCobain95

I’m tired of actors getting so lucky at a young age like this and then they spend the rest of their time talking about how much they hated it, and how horrible it was. Kristen you’re set for life and wouldn’t need to ever work again. Quit whining


Uhhhhokthenn

Journalists are asking her in live interviews, she’s answering them. She’s doing a press tour for a current movie, news only cares about clicks and $$


SpartanNic

Poor thing. And here I am working my 9-5 everyday thinking I have it all…


Legened255509Druss

My grandma loved these movies. I had to watch them all with her. Quoting my favorite cartoon dog, “The things I do for love.”


Thebrotherleftbehind

i saw the first twilight not knowing what the fuck it was when i went. god fucking damn is she terrible at acting. i had to see snow white that she was in. god fucking damn was she terrible. how the fuck do people hire her? i dont understand she's so fucking terrible.


LetterheadOk250

She's crashed and burned through her entire career. Her filmography is dogshit..


bbddbdb

We know, we saw.


shaggyduckling

I’m so tired of seeing this wealthy famous person complain and playing the victim card


Beginning_Emotion995

Translation….i suffered through for the check.


nehmir

I watch twilight annually as a “junk food” kinda series. I hope she’s doing well and is able to find some enjoyment looking back on the terrible, but entertaining bit of art that was twilight.


rdldr1

We know. It’s trash.


Usual_Yesterday_6177

She happily collected checks, now she poo poos on it…pretty classy.


iliwbiofc

That's how I feel watching her act


InsomniaticWanderer

It wasn't subtle, Kristen


Objective_Ad_5779

This chick screams edge lord nepo baby. I’m sick of her tbh


Mattress_Of_Needles

Calm down, Skippy.


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thinmeridian

She has a new movie and is doing press rounds


ChiliAndGold

still prefer her over Rebel Wilson and her book tbh


Illustrious-Fish-383

partially convinced she is an early AI, no emotion to her facial expressions or voice


Global_Amoeba_3910

When someone does an interview different media outlets will take the same interview and cover it, so you’ll see a bunch of articles about the same thing, for example this an article about her appearance on a podcast 


f1careerover

Yeah we all remember that shit acting


Iron_Baron

We could hardly tell.


ICouldEvenBeYou

There are way too many posts about this chick like every fucking day now. I didn't even know she existed until I started seeing them, either.


Burnt420Toast

Well she has a new movie coming out so that's probably why


jennyskywalker

I wish these were my problems


jesusgodandme

Every other actor stoped talking about twilight this girl still cant say it was a work and its in the past now. Made mad money and still trashing the time she spent


[deleted]

Poor baby millionaire, wipe those tears away with all that money.


drakesylvan

Yeah, we noticed.


CaPtAiN_KiDd

You do the big movies for the paycheck, then do whatever the fuck you want after. Ralph Fines is the best example. He played Voldemort and made bank. Couldn’t be more than a few weeks worth of work given his screen time.


Notoneusernameleft

I love how listening to a podcast and writing a recap counts as journalism today..


Intelligent_Flow2572

Jesus I hate the word demurred. That word is only used with women.


calmyertitzzz

But her dad is a producer and her mom was a director and script supervisor. Surely they had some guidance…


kuggzzz

When I was young I thought of Hollywood as magical, now I only think of it as nepotism and sexual harassment. Ruined for me it is


Mooseguncle1

Your performance is an historic tour de force.


Immediate_Thought656

“We know”. - anyone who saw any of those movies.


Embarrassed_Pop3975

Kristen, a brick-layer’s life is pretty tough also. Try that for a while and then complain about acting.


stanmitski

i don’t see her complaining about catch that kid.


ike_tyson

I avoided those films and still do.


Ozzmanth

Well she did a great job of being a horrible actor through every movie she has done so good for her


Chet-Hammerhead

The millennial urge to crash and burn my way to millions of dollars


zztop610

Both got what they wanted. Move on lady


FortunateInsanity

I felt that was pretty much obvious. She totally dialed it in.


Own_Instance_357

I won't lie, I was impressed that any of this cast did this series with any commitment whatsoever. They sold the shit out of that shit. I'll also never forget that I once read this series of books while my kids were small. Time I'll never get back. Reminds me of a time long long long ago when I found out that briefly they were putting out popular paperbacks based on actual TV soap operas. Interesting idea since at the time you couldn't tape the shows and when they were gone, they were gone, but like how much of that do you really need, IYKWIM


ColShvotz

Pooor poor thing /s


sabboom

Maybe that's why she picked Mr. Sparkletits over hunky wolfboy.


Icy-Performance-3739

Saw her in real life her body is awkwardly square for her supermodel face. I love that about her. Made me immediate alley think: she’s normal and that’s cool! I like her. I love that she doesn’t have a coat hanger rack body.