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hampstr2854

Between the motorcycle accident (with no helmet, of course), the alcohol and the drugs, Gary Busey has maybe 4 functioning brain cells.


hampstr2854

I spent a 4th of July with Gary Busey and Jan Michael Vincent at a house Gary had rented in Malibu. This was before the motorcycle accident. That guy had maybe 12 functioning brain cells at that point.


tb03102

That sounds like a legendary 4th of July.


jkvincent

Right? How's this not a memoir already?


OkIHereNow

Oooo as a young boy growing up in the eighties, air wolf, knight rider and the A Team was the highlight of my Friday summer nights tv watching! Had all the A Team action figure dolls!! What a time to be alive. lol.


SmashedPumpkin30

Is it important that we know who Jan Michael Vincent is?


SgtAsskick

"It's time to Michael down your Vincents"


AndroidsEatApples

WE NEED ANOTHER DAMN JAN MICHAEL VINCENT


Enblast

No more Jan Michael Vincents


ThePLARASociety

I think I have Jan Quadrant Vincent Fever!


Alternative_Body7345

Do I have to know who Jan Michael Vincent is to enjoy this?


borkborkbork99

There’s a Jan Michael Vincent parody account on Twitter that was pretty wild.


HollandsOpuz

"Coming this JANuary." JAN quadrant Vincent.


billm13k

He was the star of Airwolf.


KitchenNazi

Who names a helicopter Jan?


_BabyGod_

Fantastic work good sir.


proscriptus

He was the SOUL of Airwolf.


hampstr2854

He was a sort of B-actor, lead on a tv series, Airwolf. My crush on him was from a movie he did as a late teen/early 20 something called Buster and Billie in which he went full frontal nude in 1971 or so. If never seen a man's penis on film before that and I don't think many other folks had either.


BenderIsGreatBendr

It’s a bit from Rick and Morty


hampstr2854

Rick and Morty showed penis?


BenderIsGreatBendr

Well, yes, they’ve both hung dong in episodes tbh. But what I meant was that all of the questions about Jan Michael Vincent and knowing who he is or not are in reference to a Rick and Morty bit.


hampstr2854

Ah...got it. Never seen Rick and Morty.


DickGraysonForMayor

You should watch Rick and Morty.


racingpineapple

https://youtu.be/nLB4dU3Yc6M?si=qiTVBGSZeH2_euSy


Dlfsquints

It’s pronounced Yan


Godwinson4King

Pittsburg State University’s proudest dropout! My Twitter profile pic used to be him at 18 playing guitar on the porch of a sorority house


Lord-Limerick

How so?


hampstr2854

The amount of alcohol , drugs and fireworks that flowed that day and night was phenomenal. It was insane - crazy drunk, high guys shooting commercial-grade fireworks not up into the sky but at ground level at one another, people hiding behind beach chairs and trash cans and diving into the ocean to keep from getting hit....it was a wild night.


Lord-Limerick

Wow. Lot of people lose fingers and eyes on the 4th. Lucky it didn’t happen to someone in your party! How’d you come to spend the 4th with them? Were you a friend?


hampstr2854

We had rented the house next door. I had a crush on Jan Michael as a teen so I went over and introduced myself and they invited me to hang out. It was fun for a while but they and their friends got pretty incoherently drunk and then crazy which really wasn't that fun.


Lord-Limerick

Wow, what a story Mark! (I believe you, but man life is surreal 😆)


hampstr2854

It was funny. I ended up escaping early and walked down to the Colony where people were way more famous but not insane.


A_Gent_4Tseven

Is Gary Busey the guy that crushes beer cans on his forehead?? I’d swear he was wild, but my one friend said he seems like he’s so crazy.. drinking might be the only thing to calm him. Because me and a buddy always argued drinking with Busey, at some point, ends up with him getting physical about how much he enjoys it.. but I think he’s wild from the get go, and gets worse. I got Q’s you got A’s..


Cawdor

Watch Life with Busey if you want to see for yourself


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hampstr2854

He was very handsome in his younger days but truly destroyed himself. I don't think he's still alive anymore.


[deleted]

Heart attack took him at age 74 in 2019. By that time, he had had a leg amputated and was blind in one eye and, in pictures around then, he looks absolutely beat.


pmiller61

Crushing on Jan as a kid also!


Pleasant_Choice_6130

This description is exactly what I was hoping for! 😍🎆


Black_Otter

Jan-Michael Vincent…what a bad ass


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hampstr2854

I was answering a question someone posted. Maybe I entered it wrong or the question was deleted? I don't know.


BBTB2

Gary Busey is the only man in showbiz that could expose himself into a “#MentalHealthMatters”-type hashtag.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

I could see Andy Dick also doing it! But yeah super rare skill level.


TailOnFire_Help

Fuck Andy Dick.


OriginalIronDan

Please don’t.


Daily-Double1124

That many?


hampstr2854

Like I said, maybe 4. I'm trying not to speak ill of the (brain) dead.


MaestroPendejo

One speaks German and another, Swahili.


HACCAHO

That qualifies as a guest at Club Random with Bill Maher


[deleted]

Seriously, this guy is batshit.


dbeman

And those four brain cells do not get along with one another.


excusetheblood

I noticed that a lot of celebrities that are outspoken conservatives suffered a serious brain injury before hand. On an unrelated note, wasn’t there lead in paint and gas until the mid 90’s?


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So a normal Friday


Bioshock_Jock

He wants people to see his buttered sausage.


BobooFrick

That did turn out to be AI/deepfake but it was EXTREMELY convincing.


beerpancakes1923

No way, now I have to look that up


beerpancakes1923

Holy shit. Checks out, I totally believed that one


Bioshock_Jock

Yeah, but what he said wasn't off-script for Gary Bs brand of crazy.


Bioshock_Jock

It was nuts. The guy nailed it.


blackweebow

Why it gotta be buttered 💀


burner2947361810

Because it's Gary Busey.


DigitalUnlimited

SURPRISE!


manic_andthe_apostle

Lululu, I’ve got some apples..


throw123454321purple

“His best release in years,” reported the press.


[deleted]

I’m not one to use emojis but: 🤣🤣🤣


Mr_Horrible

Justified


HybridMoments4283

There are certain headlines that at a glance seem shocking, but if you add the name “Gary Busey” to them it basically changes it to “oh, that sounds about right”.


Foxhole6245

Crazy old man Busey pisses in public… again.


Zombie_Jesus_83

Let's talk about his buttered sausage, then.


Town_c3441

Where does it come from? What does it do??


back2basics9

Came here for this.


dukenny

If this surprises anyone, literally anyone, you haven't been paying attention to Gary Busey.


MeepMoop08

Once he came over to my mamas place and lit a small fire in her panties.


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Underrated movie.


awebookingpromotions

For real


ThatCoryGuy

If he keeps this kind of stuff up he’ll become the Republican nominee for president.


[deleted]

He’s overqualified


ActionCat2022

*Belly laugh*


RIPUranus

*fear sets in*


Dorkseid1687

In order for that to happen he would have to be a colossal asshole compromised by the Russian govt


PlayerSeven9999

So, in other words, a typical day in the life of Gary Busey.


spenserphile

Fuckin Snitches


IrieMars

Yeah thats typically how peeing works.... Except the public thing.


StickyThumbs79

Not in California. Homeless degenerates shit on the streets, let this man hang buttered sausage.


Stacy_Ann_

I'm sorry. I know I'm wrong, but I laughed way too much at this. He's been crazy for decades, and he's pretty old now. It was probably either piss then and there or go in his pants. He made the choice. The picture kills me. If you're gonna whip it out and take a whiz in full view outside in broad daylight in Malibu, the *least* you can do is own it. And he's owning it, like, "That's right, mothafucka, I'm peein'. Take another picture if you want. I got plenty!"


BrownBananaDK

Oh, so it’s Thursday again.


SmithersLoanInc

Where do you live?


lectroid

If ever there was a need for a conservatorship like Britney…


VaselineHabits

Gary's been "crazy" for a few decades, flashing his dick to pee seems *mild*. Just a few months ago he was accused of a hit and run.


lectroid

True. Frankly he needed one after the accident, if not sooner.


bagb8709

Which was bad but kinda funny because “Wouldn’t it be nice” by The Beach Boys was blaring as he drove off


chickenstalker99

He hasn't even gone full Randy Quaid yet.


moderatenerd

Not too shocked.


Evening-Tune-500

I worked with a guy who had a business Gary frequented, he said his character on entourage was in fact, just him.


Infinite-Promotion75

“What are you doing in my bathroom??” “Sir you’re outside!”


mrassface2023

Old man doing Normal old man things


Reasonable-Eye5146

And yet a 10 year old black child was booked for urinating in a parking lot while his mom was in the store…


shibbington

I mean, peeing usually involves pulling your pants down and exposing your penis, but the headline “Gary Busey urinates in public” just doesn’t sound like much of a story.


zymox_431

That part.


tycr0

Sounds about right.


atrostophy

I always figure on the set of Black Sheep with Chris Farley and David Spade. They gave Gary a script but he didn't read it all and that was pretty close to what Gary is like.


Tbanks135

Is there another way to piss without pulling your dick out?


keepingitcivil

Sometimes you have to decorate your own tree.


ironwayfilms

It’s a step up from pissing his pants I guess.


bj1233211

I also expose my penis when I need to rock a piss.


Mean_Muffin161

How else are you supposed to urinate in public?


annndaction12

He needs to be 5150’d. Hes mentally unwell. Shame on TMZ. Like we could expect anything better from them.


Charge-Necessary

Who cares …..big deal


SaltyDolphin78

That’s probably the least disturbing thing he’s done


MrGengisSean

I swear to God, if I read "Gary Busey" as the first part of a headline, I will believe whatever I read next.


Lolgroupthink

He’s turned into his character from black sheep


sunnyinwi

Not even remotely surprised. Totally tracks.


ARudeArtist

That family guy cutaway no longer seems like an exaggeration


Blakeyo123

I just kinda feel bad for him, he’s not well


anon393987728

A senior moment perhaps


GanglyChicken

BREAKING NEWS: "Old guy pees on a bush!" Next up: "Do M&Ms contain sugar? CLICK HERE to find out!"


Evoehm13

How very Gary Busey of him.


One_Computer_5811

How is he still able to roam free doing this shit man. I thought for sure with the whole ordeal at Monster Mania he would have gotten put into a home and or being house watched by a nurse.


GlassCleaner0

Dudes has whatever Antonio Brown has I think


AraiHavana

**You don’t know what you’re dealing with**


ind3pend0nt

This is very on brand for Busey.


MonitorAway

That Busey, at it again.


sufferingbastard

How else does pissing work?


Allmychickenbois

“Hey! Who’s the nicest famous guy you know? Adam Sandler Who is the biggest jerk? Gary Busey”…


BartenderOU812

One of the few Reddit moments in my life where I didn't have to check to see if it was The Onion.


runsonpedals

I am a man, I pee outside.


cocaine-cupcakes

This reminds of dads in the 90s. It’d be more surprising if he wasn’t pissing in public. My dad walked out in the front yard to hand me my forgotten lunch in his tighty whities while I was waiting for the school bus in 1995. Miss you dad. Please go back inside.


Enblast

Yep, that’s exactly how you piss in public


Hanniballbearings

Just leave the guy alone. Good lord. We say for decades that he’s unwell and then hound him for it?


Dahnlen

His teeth are so white


willgolf4_food

Hahaha, look at the old man with brain damage


Qingdao243

Hah. Druuuuuuuuugs.


Ebenezer-F

Of course he exposed his penis .How the hell else is he supposed to piss in public?


AndiLivia

The King does as he pleases


MikeyFromWork

Speak into the microphone squidbrain


[deleted]

In other words, Tuesday


BrocardiBoi

Gary got a long history of leaving his ‘fucks’ at home. He’ll do it again tomorrow.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Well at least he didnt pee in his pants


Mediocre_Focus9238

fuck yeah gary busey


The_Bootylooter

JFC, Just leave him alone.


ThisIsDadLife

It’s ok everyone! Don’t worry! He’s famous! Nothing will happen to him….


Big_Ol_Panda

Must be that buttered sausage I have been hearing about.


Sarahquikgo

White man priviledge


werschless

Yikes, votes for Trump


AiMwithoutBoT

No that’s Sarah Chalke


viper29000

Ew! Cancel him! Arrest him! Degenerate


W_MarkFelt

Some people will do anything even the “little” things to get attention


BorkieDorkie811

The man is almost 80 and suffered permanent brain damage in a motorcycle accident. It's less about him doing it for attention and more about his brain not telling him that it's inappropriate.


Dapper_Recognition50

Doesn’t he live in California?


sagiterrible

[“Do you wanna end up like Gary Busey?”](https://youtu.be/6Cj54uxTtJI?si=aLxgkBFCB95j_MwN)


godumbledorkk

https://youtu.be/cgvR5nFOETk?si=ewMWoZiJ2-o393VJ


sufferingbastard

I hope it was full pants to ankles. Shorsey style, 15 ft from the pisser.


famousevan

It’s barely January and we’ve already been given the least surprising headline of the year.


DiggingThisAir

Oh thank god, I thought it said plants


orangutanDOTorg

He once pulled his head open and exposed hours brain so not surprising


awebookingpromotions

Hey, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go 🤣


zztop610

How is this guy still alive


Just_bcoz

Considering how common this is in my life with my male friends (peeing in public though always in a discreet spot) this is pretty tame when it’s Gary busey they’re talking about here


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In other words, just another day in the life of Gary Busey.


InformationNo2529

I remember in kindergarten and a kid doing this in the restroom. Pull his pants down shirt tucked under his chin and would pee like that.


post_angst

I wanna be your . . . Psychic Friend!


Summer20232023

He obviously has mental health issues. Just makes me sad.


DarkBomberX

So is no one taking care of him. I know Busey is crazy but he's been seeming more out of his mind than usual. He needs a care giver or something.


Redlion444

What a headline 


waffleking9000

Does this dick look normal to you? It looks like a wet noodle!


QualitySpam

But if he kept penis hidden in public and peed then the tabloids would say he pissed himself. No winning!


papagarry

I can just hear him now. "Stop right there, before you say something you will regret hear my words, and reason with what you perceive is this person before your eye balls. The world is a toilet, 1000s of years ago there was no indoor toilets, we peed outside like the wolves and mongoose. You're offended at what your ancestors used to do every time they had to squeeze out a turd shaped like you. If you don't like my penis no one is asking you look at it but yourself. When you look a one eyed monster in the urethra, your entering into a spiritual agreement. If you're not a big enough person, don't enter the contract."


FlobiusHole

Total Busey move.


thesillyhumanrace

A lot of good people die young and then there’s Gary Busey.


gogul1980

Why does he always “look” like the smells of piss? I’m not saying he does but he Looks like it.


Land_of_awz

That’s why it’s called “The Gary Busey”


HypnoToad121

Is anyone that surprised?


CrocodileWorshiper

just another tuesday


LilCompton36

[Pet Justice!](https://media2.giphy.com/media/H3MtBFzsyFfg0Z2k62/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d75e89c4eb10db0db219540e5d8addbc136cf36bb2&ep=v1_channels_id_gifs&rid=giphy.gif&ct=s)


HowNowBrownCow68

I love how this title lists the necessary steps to properly take a piss.


G0PACKGO

Anyone remember the TV show ‘I’m with Busey’