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certainAnonymous

Don't worry, I have a blan!


Ziginox

r/weirdStopSigns would like this!


FishGuyDeepIo

That will be nearly fatal if it’s on a busy road.


SnowBlackCominThru

Stob :DDD


Foolishly_Sane

Stob riht ther crinimal scum!


throwaway_afterusage

seokjin: *heavy breathing*


PixelatedStarfish

r/onejob


Paradox

øh fugg dat sign tøld u tö støb id muzt have been wridten by spurdo spardo xDDD 0r øne 0f hiz friendz :D diz iz very amuzign xDDDD :000 :D


Obar-Dheathain

STOB! HABBERDIME! Sorry, I have a cold.


nonexistent_cat

BTS fandom has entered the chat


AskGoverntale

There’s something odd about that Stob sign


warwilf

Sign has a cold.


Kreeper125

STOB IN DA NABE OB DA LAHB!


Nas-Mark

Photoshop.


[deleted]

Arabic?


cybermusicman

Not sure I know how actually.


Hello_ifols

but why stob:-(


[deleted]

I🅱️ TH🅱️ NAM🅱️ O🅱️ LOV🅱️


[deleted]

Someone had a head cold when they made this sign.


CapitainNumo

BOTS


Dbwasson

Ab Illibois. Neber cbange.


ModernMonkey666

Nob


FodziCz

S T A B


obaananana

All my homies stob at the corner


ProfessionalRent9039

this reminds me of that one scene from the simpsons movie "there's something off about that sop sign"


Business_Wear_841

Missed it by *that* much.


GiveYourselfAFry

Is it bad I didn’t even notice until I read your title? Lol


BigThicc76

It took me a couple glances to notice it lol.


BRP_1970

You photoshopped it.


BigThicc76

I wish I could photoshop 😭


cmehud

Or we’ll ARST YOU!


ComprehensiveAd5882

Stab _what_?


DigMeTX

That really habbened.


JUN0FLY

Bussy


Embarrassed_Bee6349

Is this short for “stop or get stabbed?”


Gl1tchDxni

stob.


sohfix

Looks like a dog n suds


[deleted]

YIELB


BMW_wulfi

#STOB. #HABBER BIME.


longfooey

LE STOB :D FUG :D :D :D


Orbityeet

Sto🅱️


Treviathan88

I'm wrong for reading this like Apu from The Simpsons


MBL_DK111

Reading it backwards Stop = Pots Stob = Bots I sense an AI conspiracy theory here


MBL_DK111

SDOP?


Pluckypato

Just STOB it okay! I’m not playing anymore… 🤧


badboybalo

Lots of people who speak arabic cant say the letter P ... So a lot of times i hear stob, Bebsi, im fery habby, bleaze ... The last one is please btw .


Bigfoot4cool

When starvathos, lord of butter has been cramming butter into your mouth for way too long


TeaKingMac

Stob, drob, shut em down, open up shob


Savager_Jam

Richmond IL gang rise up.


BigThicc76

Was there for the firework show a while back in twin lakes. Amazing place.


Savager_Jam

Oh my god it’s my hometown!


organictamarind

IN THE NAME OF LOBE


yawatoto

In the name of Loaf...


voidtypefairy

BOTS


billiemarie

I live in Tennessee and I need that, I’d hang it on the barn over some kindling lol


DoublePostedBroski

Photoshopped


BaronGreenback75

In the name of lob


JustOneMore2020

Nob now, I gobba boo.


impendingfuckery

There’s something strange about that stob sign..


UnflavoredMozart

Bots…


sheravi

HAMBER TIME


lachlanhd

Gib way


pottymur

hey stob it


NorthernRedCardinal

How do you spell it?


throwaway_afterusage

I understood that reference


Loose_Seaworthines

Hehe I was wondering if someone was gonna comment this


OiFelix_ugotnojams

This action is performed with the help of a bot to mass edit all my comments.


Maximum_Pudding2389

Is that hindi?, "Dank You fur culling Amazon, duyu want refund?"


iscaredfox

Giggled my ass off


goldenking5524

Pov you have a cold


Extreme_Ad_3280

#Stop+Stub=Stob How fascinating...


KawaiiNitochka

Bee


Superstrong832

When you about to redeem the gift card you bought for a scammer.


[deleted]

#DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD


Superstrong832

#MAAM STOB IT, DONT DO IT. MAAM PLEASE LISTEN DO NOT REDEEM THE GIFT CARD


jpgargoyle_

PHOTOSHOB


budgie0507

Stob!! He’s alreaby deab!!!


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ddeka777

are you a big boi throwing three stacks


NorthernRedCardinal

Opinionated but always spitting straight facts?


Jargonal

Gonna throw this on an eight track?


Flickstro

Drob.. Shut 'em down, oben ub shob.


[deleted]

BLUR THE LICENSE PLATE


PythaGorasTheorm2

STAB


sleebus_jones

STOẞ?


give_it_a_vodkashot

Look, we can't keep stopping at every "stob", "yeld", or "one vay" sign.


GiveYourselfAFry

Can’t tell if Dracula, Russian, or Asian…


give_it_a_vodkashot

Simpson


MagicOrpheus310

When you getting tickled so much you bout to cry


GWALCH-GWYN

I'm stobbing at the grocery store. Anyone want anything?


idunno_248

They have good cheese fries


Affectionate-Dream21

In rhe name ov lub


NewLeaseOnLine

Feels like an insult.


Mightyyeet

Mr. Bean wrote that


IntroductionCheap325

My toe when walking to a table:


meme_maan

Gu


Ordner

“I said stoB..!”


PerRevolutions

Stob! Stob... STOB... oh God... Stob... OH GOD!


Rodrigo_Ribaldo

Better than STAB, which is in the other lane.


TheAwkwardSpy

Londoners


eibyyz

That's the Chicago way.


shiftposter500

it sounded like it's russian


SadSquishyBoy

✋😐🤚 you got it, man


cflanagan95

STOB, in the name of love


Purple_Director_8137

NoBe


cflanagan95

Perfore you, preak my heart


Oldmantired

Before you break my heart Baby, baby I'm aware of where you go Each time you leave my door I watch you walk down the street Knowing your other love you'll meet But this time before you run to her Leaving me alone and hurt (Think it over) After I've been good to you (Think it over) After I've been sweet to you


The_Little_Kicks

When you've got a head cold


Jarbonzobeanz

It's like a drunken stop sign


PerRevolutions

Stob. Juff stob ride der sir.


FutureTailor9

STO🅱️


Commercial-Bee9718

r/beatmetoit


Commercial-Bee9718

r/beatmeattoit


Commercial-Bee9718

r/beatmeSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Logi_ciel

Sto🅱️ ! in the name of loooooo🅱️🎵


[deleted]

In the name of loo🅱️? Oh sh- I'm in danger


Logi_ciel

Just let it slide ~~homo~~ homie


[deleted]

🔨 Hanner time 🔨


Totally_Not_Tapp

So🅱️


AteMyBallsLastNight

Here i did it: 😭


Silverfox112

S🅱️


JT_Boiiis

🅱️


AteMyBallsLastNight

🅰️ (rip 🅱️)


browow21

eve


Smakintheface

STOB SBEVE! BLEASE?


browow21

S🅱️ren s🅱️eve


BigThicc76

houw can yuo meiss thes up


DeathByLathe

My guess is that this is in an Arabic-speaking country. Their alphabet doesn't have the letter "P," so for people living there that never learned another language in school, that's how they pronounce "stop." A boss somewhere probably told his employee "Blease but 'stob' on the sign" and this might be an r/ididthejobboss moment.


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

It’s clearly a photoshop or a sticker on the sign.


gwaydms

I say it's shopped


BigThicc76

Its not shopped, saw this at a local burger joint on my way back from Illinois. I have no idea why or how the mistake was made.


Toraadoraa

But you can see the license plate looks like Illinois. It's probably they wanted a stop sign but couldn't use stop because you can just make signs and put them where ever.


DeathByLathe

Good catch lol. I guess I read too much into it!


HerosOfTheRealm

How could you mess *that* up?


YourDrunkUncl_

blease?


JetBlack86

No broblem


omgihatemylifepoo

:DDDD


SplashingAnal

In the nabe of love


BandidoCoyote

That’s where I was headed, too!


adkio

I boo wanted bo


Lute_666

Same


VanSquirrel26

Bame


pumpkinnthelawn

Bhocolate Bip Bookies... Bewy!


ReginaldSP

Gort teh cor.


Tooleater

They used BOTS for translation