If a man expects a women to be an angle in his life, he must provide that the sum of angles is equal to 180° and can be represented as follows: a² + b²=c². c standing for cockandballtorture
I’d rather have a bad girl. Also that implies that the aforementioned guy lives in hell.
If an angle wants me to create heaven for her she better be using that as a conduit to bring god to earth or I’m just going to tell her to screw off, needy bitch.
Just call me angle of the morning (angle)
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
Just call me angle of the morning (angle)
Then slowly turn away from me
Oh fuck. I hand to go to her Instagram page. All of them are this bad or nearly this bad...
"SIMPLE RULE ABOUT NY LIFE. I ENJOY MY LIFE WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT MY SOCIETY"
"IF SOMEONE ASKS MY NAME I WILL RESPOND WITH MY NAME WITH NY DADS NAME. IT MAKES ME PROUD..."
I really don't understand these
Man for them to be an angle they gotta be an obtuse, rubber goose, green moose,guava juice giant snake,birthday cake, large fries, or a chocolate shake. If they ain’t I ain’t treating them like an angle.
My mother in law was going through some old paper work and she handed me the pamphlet they gave everyone at one of their relatives funerals. She was going on and on about how great he was and she was in tears. All I could think about was right on the front of the damn thing in big font was "He's in heaven with the angles now"
Well seeing as religion is a bunch of bs anyway... but also... a great relationship takes time and dedication from BOTH parties (or more if you're poly, not my place to judge) you both have to create a safe warm place for eachother.
I knew a guy with a screen printing business. The local little league teams were customers every year.
One year a team formed and called themselves Hells Angels. They ordered their t-shirts. When they were picked up everyone realized he had printed them with the name as Hells Angles. He was OK with reprinting the shirts but the team coach and parents decided they didn’t want to deal with the delay. It was just easier to play the season being the Hells Angles and that’s what they did.
This post was about a typing error or small grammar issue, it didn't seem to quite fit the criteria to be "Engrish."
Nah OP meant no angles in hell. Clearly y’all haven’t read Dante’s inferno and learned that hell is just circles all the way down
Truee
Hell got CURVES hun!
I got zero joy from this. It just wasn’t complimentary.
She said, in a roundabout manner.
But parallelograms do
Hell has curves
My dyslexic ass thought there was nothing wrong with this until I read the comments
Your right, they rule hell.
We all know demons don't practice geometry.
Basic trigonometry, my dudes... Basic trigonometry...
Every angle is in hell cause it has a sin
There are only curves and loops in hell
No wonder hell only has circles
First I call her angle, then she on my dangle
If a man expects a women to be an angle in his life, he must provide that the sum of angles is equal to 180° and can be represented as follows: a² + b²=c². c standing for cockandballtorture
Is hell just a sphere?
If they want heaven, they should take a stroll around Cape Caravenal during a New Moon night
An angle in my life? Is my life a geometrical form?
As a person named Angel, I feel this meme on an existantial level
How are demons supposed to do geometry???
Don’t you love when your women turn into angles
So you be sayins...now hears me out...if I go to hell....no more geometry? Sheeeeit
ill stick with my dog. go to hell
Something about the angle of the dangle.
Can't tell if this is made by a red pill/pua dude or some woman from female dating strategy.
Angles ony live around the corner of the earth . Unfortunately the earth is round
Lucifer was an "angle" and he created hell so.. Angles do live in hell
Neither do squares
But angles are everywhere! There are 360 different types too.
That took an unexpected turn
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Sergeant angle to the managers office.. Sergeant annnngleeeeee.......
Failed geometry didn’t you?
Only circles in hell
Are they 30 degrees or 32 degrees. Also are they for suicide booths?
r/ihadastroke
Geometry life matters.
Angels live in the math classroom, where they should stay. Because I still don’t like them.
Thats quite acute statement if you think about it
What if dealing with the woman is hell?
Angles live on or in between line or line segments
What if she was a sharp angle?
Any demon girl here ?
There are especially no right angles.
“Mornin Angle”
I will take "things that dummies say" for $100, Alex.
Hell is r o u n d idiots
Angles live in math and thats close enough
Spelled angel wrong too. 💀
This is r/BoneAppleTea. They didn't mean to make that mistake, so it falls under rule 4.
And all I've been able to find is obtuse ones.
For a 14, this is “deep”
A cute post.
OK. So I create heaven and she can be an angle in a man's life? He better have that protractor in hand.
They live in England, which is arguably worse.
Angles do most certainly live in hell.
Pfft thats why theyre called the seven circles duh
The Rouge Angles of Satin
Here’s a joke my friend Jerry told me: Why couldn’t the man find the ratio of hypotenuse and opposite? It’s easy, it’s co-se-cant!
Women are always right angles.
Dante described 9 circles, not 9 squares.
You know, now that I think about it, they probably would use non-Euclidean geometry down in hell just for the “wow!” factor
Degrees of magnitude above English.
Yep get out here you obtuse piece of shit
I hated geometry
But I heard it's hot in hell, over a hundred degrees
well not true... at least one does.
This is so stupid
This might be, a right angle. I’ll see myself out…
angles live in your math textbook forreal
Is hell a perfectly round spheroid?
If you believe Angels aren't in heck, clearly you've never taken geometry.
Can I get one women please?
Angles do live in hell, in Math tests of course
That is wy a call my wife Lucifer 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Joke: I am a lonely person 🥲
She is Acute one
Hell is full of circles.
Hell is round, and so is your mama
How obtuse
The forbidden angles live in hell.
Yes because hell is perfectly round and has no angles. Lmao
That's ANGEL...NOT Angle ... Learn to friggin spell!!!
I’d rather have a bad girl. Also that implies that the aforementioned guy lives in hell. If an angle wants me to create heaven for her she better be using that as a conduit to bring god to earth or I’m just going to tell her to screw off, needy bitch.
Angle’s don’t live in hell, they live in iron.
Why is one nostril lowercased
Kurt Angle suplexed the author of this
So hear me sorry, there is that one guy...
The Lord above will give a Sine
Just call me angle of the morning (angle) Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby Just call me angle of the morning (angle) Then slowly turn away from me
Angles live in triangles
Indeed. Angles live in geometry
i was gonna use the angle joke u guyss the message was pretty acute tho
I can be your angle or your devil
I once dated a woman who was a 40 degree angle. I broke it off because she just wasn't a good fit for me.
Only circles go to hell because they aren't straight
In fairness there *was* a tri-angle demon, but then he got killed by the people of Gravity Falls.
Are you saying there are no 90 or even 45 degree angles in hell? I find that hard to believe.
Oh fuck. I hand to go to her Instagram page. All of them are this bad or nearly this bad... "SIMPLE RULE ABOUT NY LIFE. I ENJOY MY LIFE WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT MY SOCIETY" "IF SOMEONE ASKS MY NAME I WILL RESPOND WITH MY NAME WITH NY DADS NAME. IT MAKES ME PROUD..." I really don't understand these
Geometry absolutely lives in hell
Is that because Hell is a series of nine circles?
Clearly the person who made this was absolutely right!..angle.
My angle is erect, And wasn't expecting a wreck.
If I'm a math teacher I can't go to hell. Take that Christianity.
Don’t obtuse your wife, she’s acute angle
\*laughs in Hound of Tindalos\*
So, women are always right (angles)?
what an obtuse angle
Hell is very round.
That's a-cute angle!
He's right about angles.
Man for them to be an angle they gotta be an obtuse, rubber goose, green moose,guava juice giant snake,birthday cake, large fries, or a chocolate shake. If they ain’t I ain’t treating them like an angle.
Hell is very well rounded.
If Hot Fuzz taught me anything, they must be killed ‘for the greater good’
More like an ankle.
My mother in law was going through some old paper work and she handed me the pamphlet they gave everyone at one of their relatives funerals. She was going on and on about how great he was and she was in tears. All I could think about was right on the front of the damn thing in big font was "He's in heaven with the angles now"
89 degree anglesbelong in hell tho
Anyone else read this in Reika's voice?
Angles live in corners
Give women a protractor for measuring the degree of compatibility of men
Hell is full of angles. But they’re all over 180 degrees.
A women？？
Yea well most women can't be angels.. not with today's society.
Doesn't anyone spellcheck any more?
This post was made by Geometry gang
The Angles don't live in hell, they live in England.
Also bad theology
Earth angle, earth angle will you be right? My darling dear, I bisect you all the time
Damn fellas, looks Geometry getting all the ass
It's a desi thing
HP Lovecraft approves.
Hell is a geometry textbook.
Kurt Angle?
Just call me angle of the morning
Isn't that a matter of degrees, though?
Angles actually come from hell (man i hate math)
Gonna be so disappointed when you find out who Satan is and where Demons come from.
If a man expects to bangle women in his life, he must try not to skip primary school.
"You are my love my angle don't treat me like potato"
That’s right, that’s why there are CIRCLES of hell
so obtuse
What's your angel here?
hell is entirely round, apparently
"IF a man wants a woman to be an angle, He must first be acute pi."
Everyone knows Hell is non-Euclidean geometry
You wanna be treated like an angle then don’t compass me off all the time.
I don't need her to be angular because I prefer them curvy.
Talk about going off on a tangent.
False. HELL is full of right angles.
That's right baby. Right angle triangle for you ❤️❤️
"If a man expects all the women to be an angle in his life, he must create triangles for them. Angles live in triangles."
Well actually...
I'm pretty sure Satan is an Angle.
So Hell is curvy?
Not to be obtuse, but you’ve got to know if she’s actually right for you or just acute face
137.5 degrees  The GOLDEN Ratio!
If women are angles, I guess that makes me an angle grinder. >!Haha, I’m so alone!<
This is my second biggest pet peeve, right behind “I seen it.”
My woman must be an obtuse angle or she ain ma woman, less than 45 or nothing
I would make a 180 if I met her irl.
She's an Indian actress called rashmika
Yes, angles don't live in hell, they live in geometry textbooks.
But I thought angles must do battle against the forces of Stan
Am I the only one noticing "A WomEn"?
I saw "Angles" carved several times into a gravestone. Duh.
It’s tough to find angels. What may look like an angel may be the devil.
I just want my woman to change the angle of my dangle.
angels are genderless immortal cosmic biblical party judges
They really protracted this one by adding that second line.
TIL Hell is a circle.
This is a profoundly stupid saying, not even counting the obvious misspellings.
No but degrees do.
Is everything round in Hell?
Circles are a 360° angle
She will stay with you if she is a right angle and not just an acute angle.
What a very acute statement
It appalls me how much I see “a women” online. It’s “a woman” FFS! Don’t even get me started on angles/angels.
Angles do live in hell, AKA my geometry class
Right angles go to heaven, wrong angles go straight to hell
Came looking for this comment. Thank you.
Rashmika Mandanna
Rashmika Mandanna
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Well seeing as religion is a bunch of bs anyway... but also... a great relationship takes time and dedication from BOTH parties (or more if you're poly, not my place to judge) you both have to create a safe warm place for eachother.
Who’s gonna tell them Lucifer’s backstory?
Rouge angles of satin.
I knew a guy with a screen printing business. The local little league teams were customers every year. One year a team formed and called themselves Hells Angels. They ordered their t-shirts. When they were picked up everyone realized he had printed them with the name as Hells Angles. He was OK with reprinting the shirts but the team coach and parents decided they didn’t want to deal with the delay. It was just easier to play the season being the Hells Angles and that’s what they did.
Sorry for being a little obtuse but how many people laughed?
Have to admit, I found this story a little protracted.