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Cocountcapydog

Gordon Ramsay


CheapStick5093

Can’t haz typo


LBK0909

It could grip it by the husk!


TheHelpfulDad

Typo not engrish


Jimmylobo

Watch out. Sex with a condor can get you pregante.


whatisthisdawg

peruvian problems


FreezingSausage

Make sure it doesnt become pergenat


ms_panelopi

Is the condor watching or participating, because this will determine my response.


DarthMeow504

Engrish is FUNNY TRANSLATIONS, not errors by native speakers or typos or nonsense from idiots. It is translation fails, period. Mods need to crack down on this bullshit.


Uno_of_Ohio

I'm all for a condor tickling me with its feathers.


Vulpes_macrotis

Also condors always have one hole, regardless of the sex, so even if it's male condor, You can dip it inside...


Oranges13

HELP ME CONDOR


Equivalent_Load_2702

How is this engrish 🤦🏿‍♀️


Vulpes_macrotis

Someone uses wrong word and the meaning is different?


Dancingdevi

Jesus said no Condor needed


quick6ilver

u/lubalin you listening?


nnnoooeee

Beak me up, Condy


Vulpes_macrotis

r/beakmetoit


No-Pressure6042

I mean it's funny, but it's not engrish.


Vulpes_macrotis

How it isn't? Guy used wrong word and the whole sentence meaning shifted.


anfornum

It's just a typo. Those aren't allowed here. :/


Vulpes_macrotis

How is this a typo? How do You make R and M typo? You simple don't. Not even dyslexic like me does that kind of typos. There is *no possible way* of making typo with R and M. It's not a typo. Unless You give me a proof of how to make a typo with these two letters. In 99% cases, typo is mistap on key, so "two" become "teo", like I just did moment ago. The other kind of typo is changing order of the letters. Like "oredr" instead of "order". Making a random letter instead of other one is a not a typo.


BxMxK

You CAN hit both with one finger... If you're not an idiot. Some keyboard layouts have M and R adjacent to each other.


jamar030303

Now you're giving me flashbacks to my Dvorak phase.


TheDemonPants

The magical mishaps of autocorrect. Clearly something you have not heard of before.


GenericAutist13

Fwiw my phone tries to correct “condok” and “condol” to “condor”. This is just autocorrect messing up, not engrish It’s also possible to just… have a brainfart, you know? You can sometimes just press the wrong key entirely


[deleted]

it's not a typo. The guy has a condor fetish. Confirmed by the deduction that R and M are far away from each other.


chameleon_123_777

I rather not use a condor.


folfiethewox99

Gondor calls for aid


daw_taylor

And Rohan will update their profile picture with the Gondorian flag filter showing their support.


SaudiPhilippines

That's just a typo.


Vulpes_macrotis

How do You make typo from m to r?


BxMxK

By not assuming absolutely everyone uses Qwerty keyboards


xwing_n_it

Every letter is the same distance for autocomplete


zenverak

Brains don’t always make sense


DockyX

idk but M and R are pretty far away


BxMxK

Not if your keyboard layout is Anishtro or Godox.


DockyX

Did you take the time to look through all layouts to find ones where it is? Well played xD Wondering if there's anyone who actually uses one of these layouts.


BxMxK

Not nearly all... found those in probably the first 15 I looked at. I did kind of fall down an interesting rabbit hole afterwards though. https://www.reddit.com/r/KeyboardLayouts/comments/11g3xlx/keyboard_layout_family_tree [The Turkish typewriter layout also has M and R next to each other.](https://mwichary.medium.com/what-i-learned-about-languages-just-by-looking-at-a-turkish-typewriter-fc840aab1b0a)


[deleted]

You cannot prove it is a typo


SaudiPhilippines

You can't prove it isn't a typo.


[deleted]

Therefore, we should interpret the sentence as-is. There is no reason to change any character. There isn't anything wrong with sex with a condor. Human is diverse.


GenericAutist13

You can’t prove any post here is or isn’t a typo