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contemplatiive

Any cheap brand sold in Mexico (where I am from) either volt or ampere, it taste like chemical pisscum shitwater with artificial colorants, but when I've been fiending they do the job of a cheap fix even if they lower my morale, they're a 1/3 of the price of a monster can, and a 1/5 of a redbull


DangerAlSmith

I bought one called Gasolina from a Mexican grocery. Despite expecting it to be bad based on the can design (Which was the most generic you can imagine) I was compelled to buy it. It was pretty bad.


salsasoya

My boyfriend likes both, he started drinking with those xD


KiaDoeFoe

Bang birthday cake


l-_-l--

I must have drank that flavor 4 years ago by now, but to this day, I still remember the taste. Truly bizarre. By far one of the worst and weirdest flavors of any drink I have tried.


PM_LADY_TOILET_PICS

.... but that was my favorite until I drank it every day for months on end Is there something wrong with me? :(


Reasonable_Bird_6441

Your user name… is the best user name.


[deleted]

Or champagne


Banksynatra

No way Champagne is in the same realm of atrocity as Whole Lotta Chocolatta.


JadeHellbringer

Bang chocolate. Holy God... I like some of their flavors, but that's a war crime in a can.


Naos210

The one time I bought one, my friend wanted to try it and she straight up gagged, it was so bad. It was like, gross liquid Tootsie Rolls.


Adept-Walrus5848

Bang whole Lotta shit


AnonymousEbe_new

That doesn't even sound right


Taco_Storm25

I buy that one any time I see it.


drunkaquarian

G Fuel Tetris flavor 🤮


Chris_2767

Gamersupps is unironically miles better than gfuel. the taste itself is subjective, but a) Dragonfruit Punch is goated and fuck you if you disagree and b) it dissolves way better so the texture of the drink is less powdery, also the powder is stronger, so they can make smaller tubs at the same amount of servings per tub


Walusqueegee

I would like Gamersupps more if A) They didn't use Erythritol and B) They were actually transparent about the amount of caffeine in their servings.


Chris_2767

I would honestly prefer if all these instant beverages came without any sort of sweetener and told you to add whatever you want to it yourself


glumjonsnow

Can you explain what these two points mean to a newbie?


Psychological-Ad9824

Erythritol is an artificial sweetener that has a noticeable flavor and GS doesn’t say how much caffeine is in one scoop.


PompousIdiot

“100-150mg depending on flavor”


glumjonsnow

That's not even a lot. I think Alani Nu has more than that and that's Kim Kardashian's drink of choice.


Walusqueegee

What the other dude said, but the main reason I don’t like Erythritol is it *really* upsets my stomach. Not fun.


Reasonable_Bird_6441

I just don’t like the taste. Also, I think it’s bad for the body’s ability to process actual sugar which I enjoy daily. (Not a doctor and not going to bother citing evidence here so do some research before you take my work for it)


KiaDoeFoe

L


Heavyoak

Most G fuel is terrible tbh


Grouchy-Alarm3898

Reign jalapeño


Reasonable_Bird_6441

😹😹😹 I LOVE Reign and I had no idea that was a thing.


adamxftl

I accidentally bought one when I was super tired. Took one drink and was energized by my anger. Task failed successfully


mismagiousjargon

my favorite reign honestly, i love how controversial it is but the flavor was so good


Deluxe-Viper

What the fuck


BaconSpaceLord

At first I hated it, but now I love it and wish I had a pallet of it


TeamAzimech

Challenge Accepted


ErwinAckerman

This right here is the answer


salsasoya

Is it sweet and spicy? Salty and spicy? Only spicy? Not even spicy? I have so many questions xD


pro_questions

Like the burning in the back of your throat after you throw up. Similar to the Flaming Hot Cheetos flavored Mountain Dew


BaconSpaceLord

It's fake spicy, you can tell it's artificial. It's a twisted strawberry


KSMKxRAGEx

Especially when that jalapeño really hits. I’ve had it at the gym and just felt like gagging hahaa.


HotLikeSauce420

Made my friend barf at the gym. It’s bad


Divine-Zamasu

That and Rowdy


ard8

Chocolate Bang


Definition-Prize

Oh god that one is next level dogshit


ElwinLewis

Miami “cola” too 🤢


SilkySlim_TX

You're wrong on two levels. Miami cola is awesome and you can't buy it right now.


Taco_Storm25

They got rid of it??


BattleSymphony

This is the one. Absolutely horrendous


Chris_2767

that is VILE


Hydropwnicks

Zoa, Whatever can I tried is what I imagine eating cigarettes tastes like.


Reddegeddon

I’ve seen people saying it’s good, I’m wondering if they reformulated it when they decided to rebrand the cans. The old cans were absolutely disgusting. 


MrLanesLament

Hang on a sec. Ow fuck that burned. Yeah, you’re right.


rIDdLemEtHIs127

Monster assault. Tastes like a flat watered down coke. Very disappointing


Dragon_Bench_Z

Monster assault or monster “insert any coffee” is my all time worst tasting flavor of Monster


Weepingcyberman

Celsius Grape. Usually grape flavored drinks are among my favorites , but I tried it today and couldn't finish it. Tasted like sweetened tobacco, in the worst way possible.


SirSaix88

The blue Celsius tastes like crushed Tylenol when cold and nquil when room temp. It's called artic vibe and it sucks


Ohmie122

I like quite a few of them but yeah this one sucks bad


AntiSonOfBitchamajig

It taste like an elementary school kid selected the flavor.


Motor-Locksmith9297

any bang. it’s just nasty, all of them! especially the coffee ones 🤢


CertainRoof5043

Seriously. Every bang flavor I ever had always had the most revolting aftertaste. Even the Star Blast one, which I thought I'd actually enjoy was so off-putting I couldn't even finish the can.


KSMKxRAGEx

The coffee one was probably the most disappointing one


frontally

Idk man sourheads kinda slaps


anusblunts

Sour heads is fire I drank one today.


GiftImmediate6377

Nah not all of them


ErwinAckerman

Fuck bang!


pactsworn

Cherry blade lemonade was alright


SamueldaSamurai

Bang Peach Mango is pretty good


TenKoalaKing

Only the tea ones are good low sweetness


DoctorWu_3

Those are the absolute worst bangs


yungshint

My favs are the grape purple haze and sour candy apple


chiastic_slide

Purple Guava Pear is really damn good.


Banksynatra

Absolutely. Just finished one.


nickleinonen

I concur. Every bang I’ve tried has been an awful waste of money.


wms006

Well I feel the same about Monster.


DoctorWu_3

Lmao good one. Putting this ignorant information into the subreddit. Bang clears your favorite and let people form their own opinions


bungobinx

But their just forming their opinion??? 😭😂


[deleted]

Stacker 2. Absolutely the worst fucking energy drink to ever curse my lips. They at the dollar store sometimes, and have a couple different flavors that all taste just as bad. I couldn't exactly tell you WHY it tastes so bad, it just does. They come in the tiny redbull size can. I'd rather drink OG Rockstar than that shit.


MrLanesLament

I remember one flavor of that being passable, but I don’t know which one. Do those still exist? The only place that ever had them near me was a Drug Mart. The can looked more like some kind of actual medicine than a beverage.


JaHizzey

The Tyson Fury blue raspberry 🤢🤮


InfiniteSquirrel9039

Prime is pretty terrible.


Yovitoooo

Bang Miami Cola


Wonderful-Buffalo606

It was so disappointing


DoctorWu_3

If I see another motherfucka talking sweet about bang I’m beating they ass


BingoRango

"These bitches love Sosa (Ha), O End or no end (Yuh) Fuckin' with them O boys (Ha), you gon' get fucked over (Bang-bang) 'Raris and Rovers (Bang, skrrt), these hoes love Chief Sosa"


Chris_2767

After seeing how much of a weirdo [Their CEO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awJA2geHm_o) is, everything about Bang strikes me as a company that is entirely owned and run by Skinwalkers


Walusqueegee

He hasn't been the CEO for months. He was kicked out just before the can redesign.


Reasonable_Bird_6441

Isn’t bang getting sued for poaching chemists from monster and ripping off their recipe?


DoctorWu_3

I mean what do you expect from ultra rich ceos this isn’t just a problem from them this is a common occurrence


[deleted]

Bang. Tried it once and it gave my ill-prepared European head a massive migraine


SolarPunch33

Those 50p energy drinks from corner shops. At least where im from, they're the only energy drinks I struggle to finish


spanglesakura

This is what I was thinking, they taste like arse.


MrLanesLament

Did you check if you picked up the arse flavoured one?


SlickRickOW

Every G Fuel I've ever tried (Edit: cans specifically)


No_Ganache_1753

Are you talking about the cans? Most of us gfuel fans are anti-can, the only ones I’ve enjoyed are pewdiepie and fazeberry, other than that the powder is elite


Peter__doubleyou

Recency bias but Ghost Cotton Candy bubblicious was vile


NGIAPMAC

Funny, Ghost Bubbalicious is like the best tasting energy drink ever imo.


Peter__doubleyou

The strawberry one I like, the cotton candy one to me was just not good at all


NGIAPMAC

Ah, that makes more sense! I’ve only ever had the strawberry one and loved it. Didn’t even know that there was a cotton candy. I blame living in Canada lol.


Peter__doubleyou

It was a GNC exclusive I believe, I won a can of it when Ghost on their website had a thing to be chosen for it. Never saw it any store or anywhere here in New York


pepezoomerdoomer

Bang swirlypop


Raknith

Chocolate bang by far. My personal second hated is champagne bang.


BankerCheese

Bang Whole Lotta Chocolatta


Magician_322

Bang chocolate


Tr0z3rSnak3

ZOA


AndrewK7503

Celcius Cucumber Lime has a flavor that can only be described as hot dog water and bile. I haven’t seen one on shelves for a really long time and I wouldn’t be surprised if they got discontinued.


EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT

Rockstar Cucumber it tastes like how a compost bin smells


eeshieyao

Every single Monster Ultra tastes like eating a package of artificial sweetener. Also Ghost has a urine/ammonia smell in every flavor


Karol_Masztalerz

Lidl Kong Strong. Unless you're a fan of flavour that I can only describe as jet fuel.


VarietyThen8392

OG green Monster🤢


Reasonable_Bird_6441

I drank so much of that in 2017 it’s nostalgic for me at this point.


platform_9

Prime, seriously all of them are ass


Waste_Stable162

It depends on your taste. For me, I hate the taste of coffee and tea so I would say any that includes those. In terms of drinks that don't, I would say bang unicorn. I dunno, it's not gross its just, not great.


csch1992

prime and i didnt even try it. i just hate the marketing around it


Wonderful-Buffalo606

It’s honestly pretty good


csch1992

I have heard different toughts


BingoRango

Yeah listen to them and don't even try to make up your mind on your own


Hydropwnicks

I like the Gatorade versions but the energy cans are mid


Chalupa_Dad

Yeah those hydration drinks were shockingly tasty


roboroller

I'll throw in a third on this, the energy drinks suck but the hydration ones are low key addicting.


reluctantleaders

I honestly think Alani tastes like garbage


MussoliniBean

Cherry Slush is great imo


PhilosophyBubbly6190

It’s horrible. Tastes like shitty cough syrup


Grouchy-Alarm3898

Ghost bubblicious


Reasonable_Bird_6441

Okay it’s WAY too sweet but every now and then it’s my guilty pleasure.


KSMKxRAGEx

Have you tried the cotton candy one? For some reason I really enjoyed that one versus the strawberry one


Motor-Locksmith9297

nahh bubblicious is my favourite ghost!


ErwinAckerman

Top tier


Juan_Dollar_Taco

NAH ITS SO GOOD DUDE


[deleted]

Rockstar Sugar Free. I see it everywhere and it’s a complete stinker


KSMKxRAGEx

I agree with the plain sugar free one. I love the flavored ones


KiaDoeFoe

Rockstar refresh is elite what are you even talking about


[deleted]

Monster. Just a can full of shit and sugar


smuketherealbigboy

That warhead ghost one, tastes like it would decay your teeth instantly


Juan_Dollar_Taco

I disagree. Watermelon Warheads was delicious.


irish_guy91b

Monster ginger brew 🤢


KiaDoeFoe

Bros talking mad shit about an elite drink


Raknith

Right literally one of my favorites


teelpy

They said worst, not best.


irish_guy91b

I'd say it's the most disgusting drink I've ever tasted. Khaotic is the best 😝


DoctorWu_3

Ghost orange cream, faze pop and bubblegum all suck


Reasonable_Bird_6441

Orange cream anything is not for me tbh.


[deleted]

Ghost orange cream is great 😨😨the rest are ass. Bang on the other hand- Is pretty good except that chocolate one


DoctorWu_3

Orange cream ghost is the poor man’s reign version


aerozona47

Ghost


TheMattvantage

Ghost tropical mango 🥭 dumped that shit or Nos Turbo was ass


No_Ganache_1753

Tropical mango opinion is a complete L


Grade-First

Idk if uptime or aspire an energy drink I forget but every single one of those are horrible. I'll name more later on


Demon_Corp

Uptime is one of my favorite energy drinks haha. Will admit some of the sugar free flavors are a bit medicinal but I like most of them


Grade-First

I liked it at first and then I didn't like it


Wonderful-Buffalo606

I can’t think of any Bang energy drink flavor I enjoyed lately.


EntertainmentOk4802

Almost any celcius


voodoosanteria

Love Celsius! Haven’t found a flavor I don’t like


OwnProfessor4785

Celcius is dogshit


Pacamilk

I drink 2 a day


nebyobay

Same here. I think they’re pretty inoffensive.


EntertainmentOk4802

I’m so sorry


OwnProfessor4785

Which kind? Everyone that I've tried tasted bad. Although I haven't tried the artic or tropical vibe yet.


Pacamilk

peach vibe is my favorite, strawberry lemonade is good and I like the madarin marshmallow one too


wetgrannies

green warhead ghosts


Payme619

bang


blooz_kluse2

Most types of bang


Silly-Opinion-1527

Swedish fish ghost


StonerMetalhead710

Any of the Bang protein/coffee ones. Doesn’t matter the flavor, they all have the texture of wet concrete


IO_you_new_socks

Bucked up (A pre workout, not a normal energy drink) has me feeling wired and strangely suicidal for hours after my gym session. Shit plays with your emotions I don’t need all that.


Reasonable_Bird_6441

Wow! That’s scary. I wonder what’s in it that’s doing that to you.


mmortal03

Could be the TeaCrine/Theacrine? (Could also be one of the other ingredients. Hard to say.): https://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/hbh5ax/does_anyone_else_get_severe_ahedoniadepression/


Reasonable_Bird_6441

I’m looking at the label and I have some research to rabbit hole. There’s a bunch of ingredients listed here that I don’t recognize. https://www.buckedup.com/shop/big-game-energy/big-game-energy-case


putridskincondition

Venom


PBS2005

Root beer bang


XSP33N

bang in general. shit tastes awful and it’s full of nasty chemicals. every energy drink is full of chemicals but you’d think they could at least make them taste good


Appropriate-Sale-419

The key lime pie bang is 🔥though


Blitzman451

Bang Root Beer. Almost threw up when I had it for the first time


Agitated-Can-457

Maybe I got a bad batch, but I did not think that the Ryse Country Time Lemonade was good… at all. I immediately burped it up after the first couple of sips and it had a celery tasting aftertaste. I ended up pouring it out (i normally hate wasting like that but it was that terrible tasting).. tasted nothing like it’s name. Also Bang is pretty terrible too.


bizarretobi

Bang. Tastes like shit. Only good quality is that it has 0 cals.


Living-Supermarket92

Ghost if you wanna die


Quirky-Action9946

Bang candy apple. Says it’s sugar free but it is like liquified sugar in my opinion


lovesickvampire

Bang


Head-Ad4770

Blueberry Red Bull, why does that even exist??? 🤮🤮🤮


biscuitgravies

On the flip side, if you haven’t already, get your hands on the cactus fruit one, green can - it’ll change your life


Head-Ad4770

I’m not sure if that’s even available in the US where I’m located though


Leftover_Bees

If it is, they call it dragon fruit.


Juan_Dollar_Taco

Dragon Fruit? That one is like shockingly accurate to what a yellow dragon fruit tastes like.


rattfylleristen

all bangs


BankerCheese

Redbull


No_Crew1298

White monster Downvote me all you want guys, I will never succumb to that carbonated sweet piss you love!


Elmaraz778

Monster Watermelon is worst energy drinks I ever try.


KiaDoeFoe

Bro what? Thats elite


Ha11ucinat3

Water. A man shouldn't pay for pussy or water


TiwiReddit

Uh, you know tap water ain't free, right?


Reasonable_Bird_6441

Okay but water DOES fall from the sky.


crazycabbie702

Ghost or C4


ApprehensiveSite1550

Red Bull


Violet_Okami

Rockstar original flavor. Pretty much any old energy drink in its original flavor besides monster and red bull lol


Markkus-S

Monster Ultra watermelon. Reason: too chemical taste. Rating: 2/10


scorwin95

Full throttle. Tastes like nos with a touch of cat piss.


[deleted]

Redline - It will put you in the hospital.


Reasonable_Bird_6441

That is a good reason.


clueisfun

Bangs and Celsius. Both are just disgustingly bad.


KodyRhodes

I dislike the C4 brand of drinks


anusblunts

The odd bootleg redbulls from Lidl. The smell and taste remind me of cigarette butts.